Chapter Ninety-Four: Two Bear Children

The more the four-armed Nezha Li'er spoke, the more excited he became, the more excited he was, and the more his butt twisted.

It's like a weed on the ground, but it's not a weed.

The most important point is that Nezha Li'er with four arms is not wearing pants, and he is surrounded by a red belly pocket all day long, revealing *** swaggering everywhere.

I don't know if this little thing has wiped its ass when it poops, and it is writhing around on its head. The more Gongliang looked at it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but shout, "Don't sit on my head." ”

Li'er was so drunk by him that she didn't dare to move anymore, but just looked down at Gongliang with innocent eyes.

Gongliangyuan's eyes widened angrily, grinning his teeth, and making a hideous appearance to scare him.

But this look not only did not frighten the little thing, but made him dance and laugh.

Gongliang was also speechless, he didn't know what kind of taste this guy had?

When Mi Gu heard Baba Baba's words, he said to his good friend very solemnly: "Even Baba doesn't like others to sit on his head, only Even." ”

After the little guy finished speaking, he let Li'er go aside, and he flew to the head of the baba and stood there, making various poses to show him. Or stand straight, or bend over, or squat, or the golden rooster is independent, or soar like colorful clouds.

At last, she sat on the shoulders of the baba again, or grabbed her ears, or hugged her forehead, or pinched her nose, or covered her mouth, to show her good friends.

Gongliang doesn't know where this little kid has so many movements, and he still looks like it.

Li'er didn't expect that one was standing and the other was sitting, and there were so many postures that she was stunned.

Mi Gu was still sitting on Baba Baba neck, grabbing Baba head with his hands and hands, explaining to Li'er why he grabbed it and how to catch it safely.

Gongliang had already been impatient with her, and shook his head and shouted, "Don't move my head." ”

Mi Gu hurriedly said: "Baba, I didn't move your head, I just touched your head." ”

Gongliang glanced at the little guy, what she said was so reasonable, he was speechless.

Mi Gu continued to sit on the neck of the baba and discuss with his good friend Nezha, the four-armed Nezha, the various methods of standing, sitting, and squatting on the head of the baba, and from time to time let the little things sit on it to feel the correctness of his own methods.

Gongliang looked at the two guys who were stepping on, sitting and touching his head, and the dark clouds were thick above his head, and a thunderbolt flashed.

If these two guys are on the farm, they are bear children who owe clean up.

In terms of dealing with bear children, parents in rural areas are particularly experienced, and specially prepared a dish of fried pork with bamboo slices to serve, some of which are more direct, less elegant, and directly stick education.

But in southern Fujian, especially in Zhangzhou, in order to deal with these bear children, parents specially created a delicacy "fried shrimp with bamboo branches" to serve.

Bamboo branches are bamboo branches, and fried are you little shrimps who are jumping around and don't know whether they are alive or dead.

This bamboo branch is not an ordinary bamboo branch, but a small bamboo bamboo with chopsticks about the same thickness as chopsticks between the cracks in the rocks on the mountain. This kind of bamboo has been exposed to the sun for many years, so the whole body is golden, especially tough, and it makes a "sigh" wind sound when it is waved slightly.

The most important thing is that this kind of bamboo is very painful to draw on people, but it only hurts on the surface of the skin, and does not hurt the inside, which is simply the only magic weapon to deal with bear children.

This thing is really good at teaching children, as long as they are beaten once, they will remember the pain of the bamboo on their bodies.

So much so that as long as an adult picks up a bamboo branch, the child will be so frightened that he will cry and admit his mistake directly.

It's a pity that Gongliang doesn't have a bamboo branch in his hand now, and even if he does, he won't use it. He didn't have time to hurt Mi Gu, how could he be willing to beat her and make her cry. Fortunately, the two little guys played for a while, and they stopped making trouble, otherwise it is estimated that Gongliang would be angry.

Gongliang continued to walk forward, the sound of books and cheers coming from time to time in his ears, and the mixed wishes of all beings continued to surge towards the space of his eyebrows with these voices.

In the past, these wishes still needed the purple-blue flame essence, but now they don't need it, and they are directly swallowed up by the jade book.

The reason why the power of desire is mixed is because it contains the seven emotions and six desires from all sentient beings.

If you get rid of these seven emotions and six desires, you will get the purest wishing power.

It's just that after Sun Wukong was born, he frolicked with monkeys and traveled the world, and he was no longer the emotionless stone monkey who was just born, but the flesh-and-blood Sun Wukong. In this case, it should have seven emotions and six desires, joys, angers, sorrows, and sorrows. So are other things.

Because of this, the jade book will be absorbed by those who are not afraid.

As the absorption of more and more wishing power, the Monkey King in the jade book became more and more distinct, as if he was alive, as if he was about to jump out of the book at any time.

In fact, in addition to the desire generated by the sale of "Stone Monkey Seeking Daolu", there are some other sources of willpower, but most of them are relatively scattered. However, they were all calcined by the purple and blue fire to remove impurities, and turned into the purest wish to walk in all directions.

The generation of the jade book this time absorbed the wish power in the space and emptied it, and these pure wish power were naturally no exception.

It's just that although these wishes are small, they are endless.

Those who come to the jade book do not refuse, and absorb them all. Over time, a second shadow appeared on the second page, and it was the statue of the "Heavenly Protector Golden Armor God of War" set up in the Lingying Palace - that is, Gongliang himself.

If Gongliang knew that he appeared on the jade book, and he didn't know how it felt, he probably couldn't cry or laugh!

After the stone monkey Qiudaolu was sold, Gongliang never went to the printing house again except for occasionally going to the street to see how the market was going, and handed over all the matters of printing and distribution to Chengqiu Zhong. All he had to do was sit quietly and count the money.

The hot sale of the stone monkey seeking the record of Taoism makes Chengqiu full of power.

He specifically informed the printing house to print books for Gongliang in an all-round way, and planned to sell these books to any corner of Daxia.

He even planned to sell the book to the Great Wilderness.

This book doesn't have to worry about selling in the Great Wilderness, but you have to worry about selling too well. Because the identity of the public and desolate people alone can attract countless people to buy. But that's all later, and the most important situation now is to take advantage of the wave of the Stone Monkey Quest Daolu to sell well in the imperial capital, and promote this book to every corner of Great Xia, so that every person in Great Xia can see it.

This is a matter of no conscience, he just needs to stay at home and count the money.

Taking this opportunity, he also wrote some chapters after Sun Wukong shattered the void. When he wrote the follow-up chapters, he was very distressed for a while, because in his previous life, he had seen many scenes after the shattered void in the book, which were very suitable for the follow-up.

For example, the ethereal journey, such as after the ascension.

The ethereal journey is written about the protagonist traveling between the planets, and after the ascension, it can be described as a demonic dance, which is extremely thrilling.

Compared with the freehand of the ethereal journey, it seems to be more enthusiastic after the ascension.

For a moment, Gongliang hesitated.

In the end, he chose the ethereal journey as the subject of his new book, after all, he wanted to put the various countries he passed through in Journey to the West in the book, and he couldn't do it without this type of book.

Since it was decided, he immediately wrote it.

But not all the chapters in the book are borrowed.

Recently, he discovered that only the characters he created could get more willpower, otherwise they would be scattered and become distant.

So, he took it more seriously when he wrote the book. Although it is said that there are references from time to time, the content of the book is created by oneself, so as not to have much desire to get it.