Chapter 137: I Can't Stay in This Place
New Jersey.
Hofstadt House.
"Bold ideas?"
Alfred was stunned for a moment, but after all, he was also a doctor and scientist, and immediately reacted: "You mean drinking and singing? ”
"Why?"
Adam laughed.
"Beverly doesn't drink at all because it hurts the nervous system. ”
Alfred smiled wryly, "As for singing, do you think she can sing?"
"Why not?"
Adam reminded: "Singing is only good or not, how can you not? How do you know if you can't do it if you don't try? As for drinking, it's even simpler, you just tell her that you want to do a neurobiological experiment with her, will she refuse?"
"Ugh. ”
Alfred was dumbfounded.
With his understanding of Beverly, when it comes to doing neurobiology experiments, Beverly probably won't refuse.
"Are you sure this is possible?"
Alfred still hesitated: "Has it worked?"
"Trust me, it definitely works. ”
Adam said with great certainty.
In the original time and space, Penny took Beverly to a bar for a drink, and like Sheldon turned into a Texan man after drinking, Beverly took a few sips of wine and became a different person in an instant.
From a board at a glance to wild and uninhibited.
Beverly directly wanted to turn into a werewolf to swallow the handsome guy, and there was no indescribable rigor and restraint at all just to give birth to offspring.
Later, he hugged Sheldon and kissed him fiercely, if it weren't for Sheldon's lack of response, with the compatibility of Beverly and Sheldon, I'm afraid that Leonard would really call Sheldon's father.
It's drinking.
Singing has a similar effect.
Sheldon invites Beverly to sing karaoke, which Beverly initially refuses, as neither she nor her husband Alford have ever done.
But when the two of them sang together, it was really dancing, ghosts crying and howling, and Andorphin (the secretion of the human body that produces pleasure) simply exploded!
"Shall I try then?"
Alfred was a little moved.
His life has been too difficult for so many years, can it be worse no matter how much he tosses?
Of course not!
It will only prosper and go up every day.
"If it works, it can be scaled. ”
Adam was also heartbroken for Leonard's family, and continued to suggest: "I've read your paper, Beverly won't say it, I think you don't agree with this frequency, right?"
Beverly and Alfred are both scientists, so naturally they discussed Beverly's theory that 'only for procreation is indescribable'.
To this end, both published papers, one from a neurobiological point of view and the other from an anthropological point of view.
As you can imagine, the two have reached completely opposite conclusions.
"Of course. ”
Alfred was moved to tears, and this almost made his heart feel good.
Is there anyone who understands him better than Adam?
No!
No wonder Leonard said Adam was the best friend of the century.
No, Adam's friend is more useful than a hug machine, grab it, no, you must borrow it.
"Actually, the problem is very simple. ”
Adam laughs, "Since Beverly likes to experiment with everything and understands the necessity of social conventions, why don't you start with both of these to create the indescribable frequency you want?"
Like, Valentine's Day goes without saying, right?
You want to be rewarded for your birthday, right?
Wedding anniversaries, Leonard's birthdays, all sorts of special holidays.
You are an anthropologist, that is, you specialize in the study of human relations, as long as you want, not to say 365 days a year, of course, you can't bear 365 days a year, right?
Come to a few special holidays every month and study with Beverly how the neurobiology experiments on this day are different from usual.
Totally reasonable!"
The only variable is whether Alfred will be able to do it?
But Beverly shouldn't care about that, after all, since 1982, she has been waving and shouting Oye.
As long as Alfred is satisfied and does not cheat on the restaurant waiter, then Leonard's parents' marriage can go on completely.
Because Beverly's assessment of their marriage is: consummating!
That's right!
It's not a simple 'okay, improvised', but a very high evaluation of the consummation!
Because although Beverly looks down on Alfred in various ways, his forbearance is the same as Leonard's forbearance of Sheldon in the future, and both Beverly and Sheldon are actually satisfied.
also vaguely knew that they couldn't find a better husband and roommate other than Leonard and his son.
Therefore, if it is not for the change, they who like homeostasis the most, are not willing to make any changes.
"Ahh
Alfred was dumbfounded, then exclaimed, hugged Adam, and cried: "Woo woo, Adam, you are so good!
With his IQ, once he is broken by Adam, where can he still figure it out.
"What happened?"
Leonard, who heard the movement, walked over to take a look and asked in surprise.
"Nothing. ”
Alfred was so excited that the tears of happiness could not be stopped.
Adam let him hold him and smiled perfunctorily at Leonard.
He can't say he's instructing your dad on how to get the happiness he deserves from your mom, can he?
Anthropologists are really not as rational as natural scientists, they are too emotional.
"Man. ”
Beverly looked back and shook her head expressionlessly, "Boy!"
"It's time to act. ”
Adam nudged Alfred and reminded in a low voice.
Let's do it, 10,000 years is too long, just seize the day.
"Oh, oh!"
Alfred knew that he was out of shape, let go of Adam, lowered his head and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked at Adam, nodded emphatically, and got up to look at Beverly.
"Beverly, I'd like to do a neurobiology experiment with you!"
“ok。 ”
Beverly was stunned for a moment, but when she heard that it was not an anthropological experiment but a neurobiological experiment, she agreed without even thinking about it.
"Follow me. ”
A good start is half the battle, and seeing Beverly say yes so easily, Alfred was shocked and beckoned Beverly to their room with a manly attitude.
"What the hell is going on?"
Leonard looked confused.
He had never seen such a high-spirited father.
Too handsome, there is wood?
But is this really the dad who grabbed the hug machine with him?
"Ahem. ”
Adam knew that it was a little inappropriate to stay here any longer, and coughed lightly, "Leonard, why don't we go out for a walk?"
"Okay. ”
Leonard suppressed the confusion in his heart and said happily: "Let's go to the comic shop first and let them see what a genius writer is like in reality." ”
"No problem. ”
Adam got up, pulled Leonard and walked out.
Because with his keen hearing, he could already faintly hear some noises, which seemed to be the muffled sound of a ping-pong racket hitting biological adipose tissue.
There's really no way to stay in this place......