2. Chapter 65 of the Dandao Emperor
"Master, you are so rude, so savage, so ruthless......"
"Enough, don't use your lewd face to sell cuteness to me. ”
"Woo woo, is the current aesthetic tasteless, the master actually dislikes me like this. ”
The book spirit was really noisy, and in order not to wake up Valmuqi and Tongmu, Tianbaoer had to close the book again, and then sneak out.
"Hey, what the hell are you?" said Tianbao'er, sitting on a wooden pier in the courtyard, curiously looking at the faces on the pages.
"Master, you don't even know me anymore, I know that I'm so sad, so many years of affection, after all, it's a mistake. ”
"You give me a little more serious. Tianbao'er couldn't bear it.
"Ouch, people don't miss you, master. I've been waiting for you here for 20,000 years, woo woo, how did I survive this long night, I can't even think about it. ”
Sensei cried, and couldn't squeeze out a single tear for a long time. ”
Xiao Zhi showed a depressed look on his face, and he said unwillingly: "Aren't bitter dramas popular now?"
"I think I'm also stunned, I chatted with a broken book for a long time in the middle of the night, and I didn't get a word out of the nutritious words. ”
Xiao Zhi replied shyly: "Master, I will be embarrassed if you talk about me like this." ”
Tianbaoer was too lazy to complain, she had given up communication with Xiaozhi and browsed the content of the books by herself.
The two of them were like this: one was reading the book seriously, the other was chattering incessantly, and when the first rays of morning light pierced the clouds, Tianbao'er stopped reading, raised her head and stretched.
Xiao Zhi stepped forward and asked, "Master, have you finished reading?"
Tian Bao'er nodded and replied, "Well, I have probably browsed it, and the book only records some of the history of the Star Continent, and there is nothing else special. ”
"Cough, that's all superficial content, and now Xiaozhi will give the master a more exciting and exciting content. ”
I saw that the "A Brief History of the Starry Continent" in Tianbaoer's hand instantly turned into a magazine and weekly, and all kinds of powerful gossip, crimson pictures and texts, and explicit words hit her eyes.
"Former Magic Association Councilor Swell's cheating on a hundred and eighty-year-old woman, the Star Bikini Cup Most Beautiful Miss Style Picture Award, looking for the Star Continent's Endurance King - Gangdis, the secret of no night! ”
"False seriousness. Xiao Zhi leaned into Tianbao'er's ear and curled his tongue and said.
"You!"
"Okay, okay master, let's hurry up and have the signing ceremony. ”
"Huh, what signing ceremony?"
Xiao Zhi suddenly became serious, and he said: "Twenty thousand years ago, I came to this continent to record the history of this continent, in order to return to the arms of my master today and dedicate everything I have to you. ”
"Thanks, I don't need these yellow peripherals that you recorded. ”
"I hate it, I still have fashion trends, exquisite paintings, home travel, anime and other literature, and I don't know what the future master is virtuous, of course, I have to record all aspects. Oops, let's not talk about these useless things first, in short, the master hurry up and sign a contract with me, complete the ceremony, and let the master ravage him. ”
"Huh, why am I an unlucky bastard? Why don't you harm others. ”
"Hehe, because the master is a life magician, there are many benefits to signing a contract with me: millions of magic arrays are for you to browse, massive secret treasure resources are available for you to explore, and all kinds of top-level spells are for you to learn. By the way, if you signed a contract with me last night, then you don't have to stay up until dawn after reading books, I have my own knowledge sharing skills. ”
"Oh, to put it simply, you're a hanger. Zizi, you bastard, if you don't say such important information earlier, it will cause me to boil out two giant panda eyes!"
After some trouble, Tianbaoer went through the rules and regulations of the contract in detail to avoid being deceived by Xiaozhi, an unreliable guy.
"It's cruel to even draw a circle with the blood of a spellcaster. Tianbaoer said with a twist.
"Master, you have bed bugs on you!"
"Nani!" Tianbao'er jumped up from the tree stump in panic, but unexpectedly tripped over the stones under her feet, and kissed the earth directly.
"You bastard!" "Where there are bed bugs, it is obvious that Xiao Zhi is playing with her.
"Master, you have a nosebleed, hurry up and carry out the signing ceremony, otherwise the blood will coagulate. Xiao Zhi urged.
"You! Tian Bao'er forcibly suppressed the resentment in her heart, and dipped her right index finger in the blood spurting from her nose, drawing a magic circle on the book.
"Lie dormant in the book, obey my call, I awaken you in the name of my king, please obey the covenant and serve me as Lord!"
The blood-drawn circle emitted a green glow, and Xiao Zhi exclaimed excitedly: "Yes, that's how it feels, cool!"
Valmuqi and Tongmu got up instantly, and the two of them felt this powerful magic at the same time, thinking that it was an enemy attack, and they made preparations for battle.
"Beastmaster Fist!"
Tong Mu rushed out of the gate to Tianbao'er's back is a fierce attack, Tianbaoer has just signed the contract, the whole person is still a little tired, she is defenseless to eat a punch, the whole person's bones are about to fall apart.
"Wait!" said Varmuzi.
He walked up to Tianbao'er's side, frowned, and said, "This aura fluctuation, that's right, it's that little baby from yesterday." ”
"What?" Tong Mu was completely petrified in place, he lifted Tianbao'er up with both hands, and his eyes looked at it carefully, he couldn't think of it even if he wanted to break his head, the meat ball he picked up yesterday turned into a girl in one night.
"Stupid, she's just a child. Valmuqi punched Tongmu's brain.
"You two, stop me. Tianbao'er's consciousness gradually recovered, and a large amount of garbage information instantly surged in the sea of knowledge, which was all the records of Xiaozhi in the past 20,000 years.
"Varmuqi Bogula, one of the original saints, an earth-based magic saint magician, is currently sealed by the Magicians Association and cannot use magic for the time being. Tian Bao'er slowly stood up, she looked at Tong Mu again and said, "Tong Mu Ah Cairen, Demon Martial Arts Double Cultivation Department, Beast Department Magic, Junior Magician Level, Three-Star Martial Artist." ”
Valmuqi's face was a little solemn, on the contrary, Kiulowni looked confused, and he asked in surprise, "How do you know everything?"
"Hehe, that's my credit. Xiao Zhi naughtily got out of Tianbao'er's skull and said proudly.
Tong Mu was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he pointed at Xiao Zhi and yelled at Val Muqi: "Master, look, this thing is out of body!"
"Noise!" Valmuqi slammed another fist on Tongmu's head, he looked at Xiao Zhi, and then said, "It seems that you are the book spirit of "A Brief History of the Star Continent". ”
"It's worthy of the original saint ten, it seems that you have been aware of my existence for a long time. ”
"What are your intentions in taking possession of this little girl's body?"
"Wow, where am I occupying, old man, you show me carefully, this is my master, people have been waiting for her for 20,000 years, but I didn't expect that she would sign a ceremony with me with a nosebleed, I am really the most aggrieved soul. ”
"You shut me up, leave me alone. Tempo'er raised her hands above her head, and she pressed Xiao Zhi back into her head.
"It's terrifying!" Kiriki's perception of the world has completely collapsed, and he has stopped thinking about it.
The farce is over.
The three of them sat around the dining table, and Valmuqi said happily: "Although it is a little simple, we still want to celebrate Tianbao'er becoming a part of us!"
Tianbao'er was a little embarrassed, she pretended to be confused and sent Valmuqi's questioning, and she didn't expect that she would become a part of this family in the blink of an eye, no wonder Xiaozhi said that these two men were single-celled organisms.
"It's a little hard, but it's an authentic egg pancake. Valmuqi pushed the plate to Tempo'er's side.
Tongmu nibbled on the pancake and leaned into Tianbao'er's ear and said, "This is the egg pancake that men should eat!"
"It's so hard!" Tianbao'er took a bite, almost jumping her teeth away.
"Men just want to be hard!" said Kiriki patting Tianbao'er on the back.
"Stupid, Tianbao'er is a female doll. Valmuqi slammed his fist and expertly slammed it on Tongmu's brain.
"Haha. Tianbao'er burst out laughing, and she picked up the pancakes in both hands and ate them slowly. "It's delicious. ”
Dad, do you see? Today my daughter finally got a bite of hot rice, or egg pancakes, it's really delicious, it feels so good to be alive, I want to work hard to get stronger, you and mom are waiting for me!
After breakfast, Xiao Zhi swooped out again, Tian Bao'er rubbed her face with her hands and asked, "Xiao Zhi, why are you jumping out again?"
"Master, why do you have a big tongue?"
"It's all because the pancake is so hard that my mouth is swollen. ”
"Oh, that's right, wow, I just came out to tell the master, because the master was born from eggs, and you have to eat the eggshells for your future development. ”
Tongmu knocked his hands and echoed, "It makes sense!" He pulled out a pile of gray eggshells, and then stacked them in front of Tianbao'er, making a gesture of please.
Tianbao'er said mournfully: "What kind of habit are you, you even picked this thing home." ”
"Wow, it's the first time I've seen a person pop out of an egg, so I've collected these broken shells. Kiulownia even admired his foresight.
Valmuqi, Tongmu, and Xiaozhi stared at Tianbao'er with six eyes, Tianbao'er picked up a small piece of fragment and hesitated in her mouth for a long time, she said with some resistance: "Is it just like this?"
Valmuqi brought over a small plate of hot sauce, and his six eyes stared at Tianbao'er again.
Tian Bao'er forcibly swallowed a mouthful of spit and said, "Isn't this too cruel, after all, this is the eggshell I was born with." ”
"Isn't it your egg-born tradition to eat your own eggshells?" said Kiriki.
"Yes, yes, don't hesitate, master, you can only be strong if you eat it!" Xiao Zhi continued.
Tongmu encouraged Tianbao'er again and said, "Don't hesitate, it's a man who will do it!"
"Stupid, Tianbao'er is a female doll, how many times have I said it. Valmuzi's fist slashed as usual.
Tian Bao'er did a lot of mental construction, grabbed the fragments of the eggshell with both hands and frantically sent them to her mouth, she subconsciously thought that as long as she ate fast enough, she would not feel nauseous in her heart.