"I said, are we really going to do this?"

"Of course, it's arranged above. ”

"But why do I always feel a little bit of a bad premonition? ”

"Oh, hunch? Have you ever had a hunch? Last time, you said that the lottery ticket you bought would definitely win, and you asked me to invest a thousand yuan to buy it with you. It turned out to be a win, and all of them won a consolation prize of two dollars. Don't say it, I didn't lose a thousand yuan. ”

"Huh. ”

"Oh, you. It's a shame that you're still a linguistic perception ability awakener in a special department, so I really don't know what your hunch is for. ”

At the corner of a street in Hive City, two men are crouching on the corner, each with a popsicle, licking and chatting.

Among them, the man who was holding the grape ice cream and licking it had no image, and he didn't care that there was still a milky white grape ice cream liquid standing at the corner of his mouth, and said: "Then you can't blame me for having an inaccurate hunch." Isn't this still a lottery, it's just that you don't lose or earn. ”

Another man who was gnawing on the Yili Ice Factory snorted coldly: "Fart, who said that you don't lose or make money." You said you could make a lot of money, but I just took half a day off in the afternoon. I've lost half a day's salary, and if I don't make a profit? Was it good for our unit to organize a dinner that afternoon? Is the king crab lobster good!"

"You guys can still eat and drink like this?! Not afraid of being arrested by the Commission for Discipline Inspection?!"

"it, there's someone in our group for a treat. Is it illegal to say that civil servants are still violating the law and discipline by spending their own money to eat at a five-star hotel? !" The man who was nibbling on the grape ice cream ate the ice cream in one go, and his brain was shocked.

"Is your colleague promoted and raised to the pinnacle of life?"

", he felt that there was no way out in the agency, so he simply resigned and went home to inherit tens of millions of family business. His family is in the bathroom business. Now in Huaihai is the agent of the domestic first-line brand of sanitary ware, is the general agent. Eh, didn't your house say that you want to decorate? bathroom tiles can find him, the price is very cheap. For one-third of the price, you can buy the same quality as Marco Polo tiles. ”

The man who gnawed on the Yili Ice Factory wondered if his colleague was someone else's downline, and whether he had a kickback to sell these things.

So he simply bypassed the topic and said, "Let's get down to business." Are we really going to kidnap Zhang Tong? Isn't this person one of the top ten outstanding returnees? And it seems that he has recently set up some kind of mutual aid association for returnees, and he also helps the awakened and returnees solve work problems or something. Why should we kidnap such a person? ”

"Hey, be careful when you speak. What is a kidnapping? We're not kidnapping, OK! We're serious unit personnel, how can what we do call kidnapping? Have you ever watched "Party A and Party B?"

"Hmm. ”

"Party A, Party B, the one in [don't say it], understand?"

"Can you please not tell me about the old-fashioned movie you watched after the 80s. I'm a post-90s generation, and I'm a lot more trendy, and I don't know what you said. ”

"Cut~" Just as the man who was nibbling on the grape ice cream popsicle was about to say something, the man who was nibbling on the Yili Ice Factory covered his mouth with one hand.

"Don't speak, the target has appeared. ”

In the sight of the two, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes who is a good person at first glance appeared. He walked briskly, held his head high, as if he wanted to proudly announce to the world: I am the king of the world!

Of course, he didn't. Because this is a unique line belonging to George Lucas, no matter how popular his "Star Wars" is in China, the name of a truck driver can still make many people embarrassed about him. It's like being able to blow a second-rate "Battle Angel" into a first-class movie.

But Zhang Tong doesn't know George Lucas and doesn't care who he is. After all, Zhang Tong has never watched "Avatar", nor "Star Wars", nor "True Lies", the only thing he has seen is "Titanic", and he really doesn't think this movie about Xiao San is anything good. When he was organized to watch this movie, Zhang Tong was about to fall asleep, and the only moment that woke him up was when Leonardo picked up charcoal to sketch the human body, and Zhang Tong was about to have a nosebleed at that time.

The reason why Zhang Tong is happy now is because his marriage proposal is a success. Jiang Hua put on the ring, this is a big step, right?

What, you think that if you hand over the ring in the marriage proposal, this thing will be completed, and the two will be able to get married?!

Hmph, naïve.

Putting on the engagement ring is just the beginning, a ticket to a quest called Marriage Ritual. There are a lot of elite monsters to deal with in this dungeon.

For example, after the marriage proposal ended, Jiang Hua made a request to him.

"Lao Zhang, you are proposing to me, right? ”

"Hmm. ”

"Then I can say yes. Jiang Hua is still very cheerful and neat about this matter, and since he agreed, there is nothing to twist. Doing things in a hurry, is Jiang Hua's character.

"So, you have to hurry up and get the rest done. ”

"Hmm, what's the matter?" Zhang Tong was a little stunned for a while.

"Engagement ceremony!" Jiang Hua looked at Zhang Tong and felt as if Zhang Tong was from an alien: "If we want to get married, then naturally we must have a complete set of ceremonies." There is a ceremony for the engagement. First, the man invited his immediate family to dinner, and then ......"

"I don't have any immediate family here. ”

"Well, that's going to save you. But the woman, that is, my family, can't be missing. Treat immediate family members to dinner. Then I will give a pack of candy and a pack of cigarettes to each family to relatives and friends. If you propose a gift, you will bring a gift to my house, which is considered a courtship, and then my family will come here to do a ceremony, which is a basic engagement ceremony. ”

"Also, Lao Zhang, how much money do you have in your hands now?" Jiang Hua glanced at Zhang Tong.

"Well, a little, but not much. Because you know, I'm a Returnee Mutual Aid Association, and I don't get money from it. Zhang Tong is right, his money was won from the last time he went to Las Vegas. Although the last $100 million was lost to the casino owner, the other small bets still won a little.

"There's no money, although Shuangqing doesn't have a popular bride price. But my mom is a face-saving person. That's it, I still have the bonus from the last time I caught Wan Changqing. There are tens of millions. I'll give you a million first, and you can use it as a bride price to send it to my mother. But after that, you have to pay for the car ceremony, the change of mouth fee, the banquet money, and the wedding money. I'm going to calculate how much money I'll need here. ”

As Jiang Hua spoke, he turned on the calculator on his mobile phone and began to calculate one by one.

"I'll say okay first, someone in Shuangqing has a wedding wine on the rural dam. But it's impossible for our family to be like this, even if it's in our own restaurant, you have to pay for the ingredients to buy vegetables. Then you have to invite some relatives from the rural hometown to come, and you can calculate whether there is anyone you want to invite there. In this way, we can count the number of people, and we may have to book a hotel at that time. ”

"Also, if you want to get married, then my wedding dress, your dress will have to be ordered. Go to Huaihai Road and find the Red Gang tailor to make two sets of your suit and my wedding dress, it may take a month. I don't want the kind of wedding dress in the photo studio, it's rustic, and I don't know if anyone else has worn it. ”

"Also, if we are going to get married, do you have a wine or two wines? Have you had your best man, and where are you going to find for your wedding? Oh, by the way, I don't like float parades, and I think Teshabi, we can save this money. By the way, Lao Zhang, do you have anything else to add?"

Zhang Tong stood there dumbfounded and shook his head: "No, no." ”

"Then wait for me to make a list, and you can do the same. Jiang Hua waved his hand to let Zhang Tong stay away from him now: "I'm a little busy now, you go outside first." ”