Chapter 1378: The chair is small

Qi Jingnian silently listened to his brother-in-law take the opportunity to accuse Hu Hai, and there were many crimes. Fortunately, Hu Hai was not present, otherwise he would have died in shame.

β€œ...... What is responsibility? When a man loses face and suffers a big crime for his own pleasure, is it the work of a man?"

Yes~

You win.

You've hit it successfully.

Qi Jingnian twitched the corners of his mouth.

Guan Tianyou didn't wait for him to reply, he moved to the edge of the kang first, and smiled, "The noodles should be ready." Let's go and talk first. ”

I don't care about you!

"Why do you think my sister is so perfect. Fortunately, my brother-in-law is you, otherwise I would have thought that if one day she was deceived, I would have the heart to kill someone. ”

Qi Jingnian just wanted to kick over and kick his "brother-in-law" to the ground. What kind of life is he? The one who pulls his hind legs is better than the other!

After the rain, the heat has decreased a lot, and the wind has a slight coolness. Before it got dark, Guan Ping'an finally prepared their dinner.

A small dining table was set up in the courtyard.

When it comes to the mixed sauce noodles he has tasted, Guan Tianyou thinks that no one has more skills than his sister. It's not that he brags, the same material, he can't make that kind of taste.

Every time it was so delicious that he had to put down his chopsticks. He had just smelled the scent in the house, and if it weren't for the constant need for a constant reminder, he would have run away.

It's not good, the chair is small, and my sister is bigger than the sky. Just the little bit of caution that buddy thinks about his sister, can he hide it from others, and can he hide it from him?

Joke.

He Guan Tianyou grew up with someone on the same kang since he was a child. That guy goes to the pit several times a day, and he knows everything about it, and he has a lot of flowers.

It's just that his simple stupid sister still treats the wolf that mixes into the flock as a sunspot, but she worries him to death. He has no object, but he still doesn't know that his buddy's eyes are green.

Every time buddies get together, if anyone talks about how to make their daughter-in-law laugh and how to make the object die, this thing is serious and listens more seriously than anyone else.

There are also a few buddies who got married early two years ago and drank high and talked about meat, and this product will definitely leave first. Now, he's angry, he's not leaving.

All of the above clues show that a wolf is a wolf. As soon as his sister grows up, he can't wait to swallow his sister in his stomach, and you think beautifully.

"Delicious, right?"

Qi Jingnian didn't raise his head.

"How is my sister?"

Do you dare not look up and try?

Qi Jingnian glanced up at him, and smiled softly at Guan Ping'an, "Is it still hot?" Guan Guan doesn't need to boast. She's always been good, and no one can compare to her. ”

The stupid appearance of this idiot, Guan Tianyou saw that his teeth hurt. Listen, who dares to say that this guy doesn't even know how to laugh and spray him to death!!

Outside the courtyard, the laughter of children playing in the water and singing nursery rhymes faded away and disappeared in the shouts of the adults shouting for dinner.

As soon as it gets dark, the street lights gradually turn on, and the scene of the summer night begins. Under the street lamp, a big bowl of tea, a game of chess and a circle of people, the Chu River and the Han realm are inseparable.

The moonlight is sultry, and the frogs echo each other. In this lively atmosphere, in the quiet courtyard, Guan Ping'an waved a fan and looked at the stars, and his thoughts gradually flew away.

Qi Jingnian came out with a guqin.

Guan Tianyou knew that this guy was going to make trouble. He didn't have to say that this buddy was going to play He Qu later, but his sister liked this tune the most.

All right.

As long as he doesn't use his hands and feet, he is still a good buddy, and he Guan Tianyou will still fully support his buddy's move to make his sister happy.

"Good buddy" Guan Tianyou moved the bed where the guqin was placed, lest this buddy didn't know where to look, and accidentally knocked it on his crutches.

The old man has rough skin and thick meat, and it is nothing if he falls, he feels sorry for this hard-won guqin. Although it is not a famous piano such as Green Qi Jiaowei, it also costs the old nose's money.

This guqin, plus the guqin in the back room of the house, plus the seven-seven-eighty-eight piano bed or something, can buy a set of two courtyards in the center of the city with the money spent.

This loser, what is even more exaggerated is that he still learned what the ancients burned incense and stroked the qin. That's an ordinary incense? That's a real agarwood, that's healing!

But I felt sorry for him.

In an example like yours, he dared to find a daughter-in-law? He is worried now, these two people are spending lavishly, how much wealth he will have to save in the future.

Really.

Not again.

Ami tofu.

Fortunately, it's mosquito coils.

Play, play, isn't it just a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix". No matter how enthusiastic and unrestrained you play, no matter how deep and lingering you play, my sister will be disgusted.

Who is the legendary Zhuo Wenjun? That's a little widow who has just lost her husband. An Anke said, don't obey the woman's way and elope?

It's time to dip in the pig cage!

Let's see what happened next?

Sima Xiangru didn't cherish it if he got it, so the stupid girls made a song "Baitou Yin" to warn the other party, "Wen Jun has two intentions, so he decided to break with each other." ”

You really think it's the sentence "I wish to have one heart, and my head will not be separated." "In the end, Sima Xiangru changed his mind? NaΓ―ve! Does public opinion understand it, does it understand how to build momentum?

At that time, Sima Xiangru had been recommended to be an official and lived in the capital for a long time, and he appreciated all the beauties. Looking back, the so-called love story has long been dusted.

The above is one of the examples his sister gave to persuade him to look at the real thing and not just look at the surface. You don't know how to prescribe the right medicine to please the little girl.

Also played?

Guan Tianyou shook his head with his hands behind his back.

Remind?

He's not going to do it!

It's rare to bump into a buddy, which is enough to make him laugh for a lifetime. No, no, no, he's a good brother, and he's giving buddies a chance to reflect.

It's easy to fall in love at first sight, but it's rare to fall in love for a lifetime. If he dared to "Wen Jun has two intentions" one day, his sister would never choose to "never be separated".

"There is a beautiful woman who will never forget it. I don't see it for a day, and I think like a mad ...... The piano will be used as a substitute for the language, and the conversation will be heartfelt. When I see Xu Xi one day, I am hesitant. ”

Hey, my mother~ As soon as he heard his buddy sing here, Guan Tianyou got goosebumps all over his body, and he was so frightened that he fled with his head at the gate.

Guan Ping'an laughed happily.

Qi Jingnian's depressed, good atmosphere was all destroyed by the bastard boy's surprise. Just closed the pass and listened to it so much that I was fascinated.

"Be imposing. "This song is embarrassing, it's really boring. Guan Ping'an picked up a stick casually, "You play, I dance the sword." ”

"Okay! ”

In front of the courtyard gate, Guan Tianyou, who tilted his head, supported the elbow of the other hand with one palm, and the hand on the held elbow touched his chin.

Gradually, he stopped touching his chin and slowly lowered his hands. What kind of song is this? He was sure he hadn't heard his buddies play.

Pride.

Murderous.

Tragic.

Jin Ge's iron horse sounded the drums of war, and the horse leather shrouded guarded the territory.

At the end of the song, Guan Tianyou clapped with both hands, and the harder he patted, the harder he clapped. I've seen a lot, and I've seen a lot tonight. Perhaps, this is what Grandpa Mei called.

- He lost on the pattern.