Chapter 17: Accelerating the Transformation of the Dead
Uncle Nine snorted coldly and turned to leave.
For Wencai's pig brain, he looked very helpless, and sighed continuously.
In this world, there are many demons and monsters.
Go to the grave to burn incense, cross the bridge and sprinkle money.
These are unwritten rules.
Once touched, you may be haunted by ghosts.
It may even affect the family.
Now that the old lady is out of the coffin, it is strange that she has not rotted for 20 years.
Now, in front of the tomb.
It also burned two short and one long incense offerings, which made it smell dangerous.
Seeing Uncle Jiu's serious face, Nanchen walked to Old Lady Ren's coffin, and followed with arrows.
Tonight, he's going to implement his third plan.
Alone, chop up this old lady.
But before, Nanchen still wanted to fight for it.
Let Uncle Nine also participate, so that the result is twice as effective with half the effort.
can also strangle the plot in the cradle, so that Mrs. Ren can't cheat the corpse and harm people.
Thus, the goal of ending the plot ahead of schedule is achieved.
Don't let yourself be put in danger......
At the same time, Wencai still seems very happy!
He took a pear for worship, took a bite, and said:
"It's none of my business, I don't have to worry about it. ”
Standing in Qiusheng, with his hands in his pockets.
At this time, the accentuated tone says:
"That old man's daughter, will there be something?"
Wen Cai didn't react for the first time, and said a little impatiently:
"In short, if you have the surname Ren, you will have a hard time......"
As soon as the words fell, Wen Cai woke up violently and said in surprise:
"Tingting!"
Although Wencai is a little lustful, timid and dull, he is not bad.
also has a good impression of this Ren Tingting.
Thinking of Ren Tingting at this moment, she might be in danger, and she panicked.
He had to go forward and go to Uncle Nine to find a way to solve it, so as not to harm his sweetheart.
But Qiusheng grabbed Wen Cai's shoulder and teased:
"You say it's none of your business, you don't have to worry about it. ”
But Wencai became serious:
"You can't say that, it can save people's lives.
Marriage is no longer a problem. ”
After speaking, Wen Cai was about to leave again.
Ke Qiusheng stopped Wencai again:
"Hey, fair play!"
It's not just Wencai who is interested in Ren Tingting.
Even Qiusheng has a good impression of the beautiful Ren Tingting.
Wen Cai listened to Qiusheng speak, and replied without hesitation:
"Okay!"
After speaking, the two of them turned their heads violently.
ran directly in the direction of Uncle Nine and Nanchen......
Nanchen Ninth Uncle stood in front of Old Lady Ren's coffin.
Uncle Nine looked melancholy and didn't say a word.
Nanchen said to Uncle Jiu:
"Master, there is a big problem with the corpse of this old lady.
The aura of the corpse is too heavy.
Otherwise, today's incense will not be burned into two short and one long. ”
Uncle Nine nodded slightly:
"Well, that's true. ”
Nanchen took a deep breath, then lowered his voice and said:
"Master, if it's late, things will change.
It's better to do what I said during the day.
Burn it directly and replace it with a corpse as a stand-in.
Or, let's be quiet.
Chopped off the old lady's head.
Then sew him with thread.
In painting some makeup to cover up, I am not afraid that Master Ren will find out.
In this way, nothing is guaranteed. ”
Nanchen thought of everything that Uncle Nine had to worry about.
I want to talk about Uncle Nine again.
If the characters in the movie are all moved by him.
Then this plot is bound to disappear.
But Nanchen thought too simply.
Since it's a plot, that's what he can change in a few words?
Uncle Nine seemed very stubborn in this matter.
It's just like today's autumn birth, I have to incense the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu.
Not only can't he say it's moving, but he can't stop it.
As a result, Uncle Nine still replied to Nanchen very resolutely:
"No, I said it during the day.
Collect money from people and eliminate disasters for others.
Old lady Ren and old man Ren are not great evil people.
We were entrusted by the old man to move the coffin for the old lady.
Although the corpse of the old lady Ren is different, he can still deal with it as a teacher.
Wait for the master to find a new feng shui hole and bury it.
In a few years, I will still be able to refine his body with the help of feng shui and earth, and let him rest in peace......"
Uncle Nine was very resolute and did not adopt Nanchen's opinion at all.
Before Nanchen could speak again, Qiusheng and Wencai had already come closer.
Qiusheng hurriedly spoke:
"Master, think of a way!"
"Yes, master, I don't want Tingting to have something to do......"
When Uncle Nine saw that he had just spoken, he pointed to the coffin and said:
"The teacher has already thought about it, otherwise how to carry the coffin back. ”
Wen Cai looked confused, pointed to the coffin and said:
"Is there a problem with the coffin?"
Uncle Nine looked helpless.
Wencai has been with him for so long, and this brain circuit is really slow.
With Nanchen, it can't be compared at all.
Shaking his head, he didn't even bother to explain.
Nanchen, who was next to him, interjected:
"Second Senior Brother, it's not that there is a problem with the coffin, it's that there is a problem with the dead. ”
Caihe Qiusheng also frowned when he heard that "there is a problem with the dead".
Wen Cai touched the coffin and suddenly realized:
"Come to think of it, I think something is wrong......"
"yes, it's been 20 years since I died, and I haven't rotten......"
Qiusheng also nodded and said.
The two couldn't help but glance at each other, and woke up in an instant.
The word "zombie" comes to mind.
Immediately afterwards, the two grabbed the coffin board in unison.
Qiusheng also said to Nanchen:
"Third junior brother, take a hand. ”
Nanchen didn't hesitate and grabbed the coffin board as well.
Pull back sharply.
The old lady Ren who was lying inside came into view again.
However, when they saw the old lady Ren again, the three of them were shocked to find out.
He was flesh and bones, and his skin was shriveled.
At this time, they all bulged, as if they had gained weight.
Qiusheng and Wencai shouted in surprise:
"Wow, you've been blessed......"
Uncle Nine, who was already walking aside, turned his head sharply.
Hurriedly stepped forward to take a look.
This glance also startled him.
It was found that Old Lady Ren's hands had grown long purple-black nails.
On the surface of the skin, a very light layer of white fluff appeared.
Obviously, this old lady doesn't just want corpse transformation.
There is even the possibility of deceiving the corpse at any time.
Uncle Nine himself didn't expect that the degree of corpse transformation of Old Lady Ren would be even more serious and faster than he expected.
Hurriedly spoke:
"Close the cover. ”
Nanchen and the others didn't dare to slack off, and quickly covered the coffin lid again.
Then, I heard the serious Uncle Nine speak:
"Prepare paper, pen, ink, and swords. ”
Nanchen stood next to him and said "oh", and went directly to prepare.
Ke Qiusheng Wencai asked with a confused face:
"What?"
Uncle Nine was angry, gritted his teeth and said:
"Yellow paper, red pens, black ink, kitchen knives, wooden swords!
Look at your junior brother Nanchen.
They have the shortest entry, but they know more than you. ”
Qiu Shengwen was a little embarrassed.
"Oh".
Only then did they turn around and run out of the morgue to prepare.
After a while, the three of them prepared all the magic weapons that Uncle Nine needed and took them to the morgue.
Under the command of Uncle Jiu, Nanchen set up an altar in the morgue.
Uncle Nine himself caught a big rooster in the backyard.
Wen Cai saw Uncle Nine holding the chicken, and asked curiously:
"The master uses chickens again?"
Uncle Nine raised his eyebrows and secretly scolded you for your elm head.
Don't use chickens for teachers, use you?
As soon as his eyes widened, Wen Cai was frightened and retreated.
Nanchen saw that Wencai looked aggrieved and was at a loss.
He opened his mouth next to him and explained:
"Second Senior Brother, chicken blood is the same as black dog blood.
They are all pure yang things, specializing in overcoming yin and evil.
The master's method of suppressing corpses naturally requires chicken blood as a guide.
Let's stand aside and watch the master's practice!"