Chapter 383: RM vs. XMAN (6)
Regarding the dispute between Kim Jong Kook and Xiao Feng, Jiang Hudong looked like he was watching a play, they all felt that Xiao Feng and Kim Jong Kook were doing the effect, didn't they see that the RM didn't come forward to dissuade them? Even Zhao Xiaozhen sat on a small bench with a relaxed face, drinking tea and eating fried rice cakes, and had no intention of persuading him at all.
But things didn't go as Jiang Hudong thought, Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook, who were just bickering with each other, had already begun to push and shove, Jiang Hudong wanted to go over and stop it and felt that it was not appropriate to come out again, he was a guest not an MC.
Maybe it was because they heard Jiang Hudong's inner call, and the RMs finally felt that something was wrong, Liu Zaishi and Haha stepped forward to grab Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook respectively, but their joining did not change the status quo, no matter for Kim Jong Kook or Xiao Feng, no one could stop it at all.
Guangzhu and Gary also joined the ranks of persuasion, and Song Jihyo persuaded with an anxious face, Jiang Hudong could no longer stand still, and he was the only one who could separate Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook on the spot.
"Ah! This is a variety show, a variety show, Zhong Guo, in vain you have participated in so many variety shows, is it interesting to make such a fuss? Feng En, you are a newcomer and you should respect your predecessors, no matter what Zhong Guo said is right or wrong, you should not be like this. Jiang Hudong's huge body crossed between Xiaofeng and Jin Zhongguo, and with the efforts of the other four, the two were finally separated, but Jiang Hudong said that Xiaofeng and the two didn't listen to it at all, and before Jiang Hudong could take a breath and find a new word, the two of them started to move across Jiang Hudong.
Kim Jong Kook's uppercut was blocked by Xiao Feng and smashed into Jiang Hudong's thigh, Xiao Feng was dodged by Kim Jong Kook and kicked Jiang Hudong's buttocks, Kim Jong Kook's left hook was blocked by Xiao Feng and finally fell on Jiang Hudong's stomach, Xiao Feng's standard knee did not touch Kim Jong Kook and exposed to Jiang Hudong's butt very affordably, and in a blink of an eye, Kim Jong Kook and Xiao Feng attacked more than a dozen moves, and the result was that Xiao Feng and Kim Jong Kook did not get it at once, but Jiang Hudong, who was persuaded to fight, was injured all over his body.
"Hey, Feng En's kick just now would have hit Zhong Guo if he had used too much force, it's a pity. Liu Zaishi smacked his tongue and said regretfully.
"Brother Zhong Guo, if it weren't for Brother Hu Dong's combination boxing in the middle, he would definitely be able to K.O Xiaofeng. Haha is an absolute supporter of Kim Jong Kook.
"Brother Feng's trick just now is really handsome, very similar to the scenes in the movies I watched when I was a child. Guangzhu learned Xiaofeng's movements while envious. Don't talk about whether it's beautiful or not, don't talk about whether it's strong or not, just after doing the action, the light bead fell to the ground with a painful face, and Song Zhixiao knew that this unreliable younger brother was stretched to the end.
"Ahh Jiang Hudong was very depressed, after he came over, everyone stopped Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook, and they were still commenting while watching the play, Jiang Hudong wanted to ask Xiaofeng, are you sure that Liu Zaishi is your brother-in-law?
Jiang Hudong finally escaped with his arms to protect his head, Jiang Hudong regretted losing weight a little, if he had the fat layer at his peak, he would definitely not be so embarrassed now.
Jiang Hudong retreated, and the RM people re-entered, but the four of them couldn't stop Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook in a frenzy at all. Haha, the smallest tonnage, flew out first, and during the flight, Haha kicked Jiang Hudong's buttocks, and Jiang Hudong, who was a little confused, looked back and saw that he kept bowing and apologizing haha.
Jiang Hudong didn't have time to say that it was okay Li Guangzhu flew over again, Guangzhu waved his long hands and legs like an octopus and wrapped around Jiang Hudong, the most coincidental thing is that Guangzhu's big mouth happened to be printed on Jiang Hudong's mouth, Jiang Hudong tasted full of mustard flavor, and Li Guangzhu also determined that Jiang Hudong ate pork belly at noon.
Before Jiang Hudong could get out of the brainwashing state of mustard, Gary flew over again, and Gary hit Jiang Hudong's back headfirst.
In the end, Liu Zaishi also came over to join in the fun, and jumped on Jiang Hudong's back with a small run. At this time, Jiang Hudong had been imprisoned by the four of them.
"Beat him!" Liu Zaishi gave an order, Xiaofeng and Kim Jong Kook also stopped and rushed over, and the six of them worked together to put Jiang Hudong down, and then there were all kinds of brutal beatings, and the RM people completely vented the depression of the day's shooting to Jiang Hudong's body, and Song Zhixiao, the only one who didn't get started, quietly picked up 3 roses. Xiaofeng has pinned all her hopes on Song Ji-hyo, who is favored by the goddess of luck.
Jiang Hudong, who was beaten up, saw Xiaofeng and Jin Zhongguo hooking shoulders and looking like two brothers, only then did he know that he had been deceived, Jiang Hudong patted his head in annoyance, good people are really not so easy to do, and at the same time, he also slandered RM Everyone wants to do it directly. Playing conspiracy and calculating what heroes are heroes, although Jiang Hudong's ending is the same in either case, Jiang Hudong feels that it is better to be cleaned up in front of the gong and drum. At the very least, it's a great death.
RM everyone's mood is a lot better, it's really good to be able to relax so much before the final game, even if you really lose in the end, you already have a back, everyone is very satisfied with Xiaofeng's whole person plan, haha and Liu Zaishi both said that Xiaofeng and Yuna Xiaoxian studied badly together, and Guangzhu was worried about his future in RM.
Song Ji Hyo is not a person who is favored by the goddess of luck, and he picked up three flowers at random to make up the weakest lineup of the xman team, Park Kyung-rim is still a woman when he is old, except for the light bead that can only run away, he is not much of a threat to others, Qian Myung-hoon is a famous foul king in a one-on-one duel, in his words, he doesn't know how to play if he doesn't foul, but in the collective project he is a famous lazy king, and it would be good for the team not to lag behind with his existence, as long as the sick chicken Aunt Shen doesn't break out, the real strength is ten thousand years, anyone can bully it, and the only weapon that Aunt Shen can handle is the sad eyes and tears。
Xiaofeng and other 6 people were sent to the prison on the first floor, 5 minutes later, the RM team four and the xman team four will start the last link of the game in this building, according to the consistent purpose of not reaching the end to have a chance to turn the tables, the team that wins the last link can get two points, Xiaofeng is very suspicious that if the RM team loses all three rounds, it is estimated that the last round will be four points, if it is not for the lack of shooting time, Xiaofeng estimates that Zhao Xiaozhen will be happy to give them an extra game.
Compared to the six people in the prison who chase me and chase me outside, the six people in the prison are much more harmonious, although the three of RM are not frequent visitors to the prison, but the three of them are still very skillful in entertaining themselves, Xiaofeng is very interested in becoming an MC, because MC dreamed of a new song, Xiaofeng first learned the voices of Tiffany and Yu Li to host a singing show, in order not to let the dream himself be too lonely Xiaofeng also arranged for Kim Jong Kook to warm up. Kim Jong-min and Yoon Eun-hye are in charge of dancing with Yume, while Gary is using rap to accompany Yume.
The idea is good, but the performance is not like that at all, Xiaofeng's hosting is quite similar, but Kim Jong Kook's singing actually made a VJ on the scene snore, even if it was the plot specially arranged by Zhao Xiaozhen, Kim Jong Kook couldn't bear it, Kim Jong Kook took the VJ to the corner to talk about life.
Kim Jong-min, who was born as a dancer, and Yoon Eun-hye, who was voiced by idol, don't need to talk about their dancing skills, but the sad thing is that the two don't have a tacit understanding at all, you dance yours and I dance mine, because the venue is limited, the two have collided many times. The unbearable Yoon Eun-hye made Kim Jong-min and Cho Hyo-jin have a close contact, Gary's rap needless to say, there is no strong style in the tune that abducted the MC dream, Xiaofeng feels that she is too sorry for the MC dream, if it is an album of this level, it is estimated that no one will buy it.
After the performance, Xiaofeng used a very sad tone to let RM fans take care of MC Dream's album, singing like this, dare to release an album is very courageous, everyone should support it, don't 9998, don't 998. As long as 98 can make a contribution to the sound source of MC Dream, and playing a show will eventually become a TV shopping.
The prison side was having fun, but the two teams of eight people outside were deadlocked, and Liu Zaishi, as the captain, was blocked in a small room by Jiang Hudong. Liu Zaishi could only use his luck to convince himself, but fortunately, the enemy was only Jiang Hudong, and Li Guangzhu, who was always by his side, was finally a man, Li Guangzhu hugged Jiang Hudong's thigh and let Liu Zaishi run first. The voice of the light bead is miserable and there is no turning back, and the trembling is full of firmness, obviously the righteous and awe-inspiring light bead wants to sacrifice himself in exchange for the captain Liu Zaishi to escape.
After Liu Zaishi disappeared from sight, the light bead confessed. When begging Jiang Hudong, Guangzhu also tried to get VJ to turn off the camera, but he didn't expect VJ, who was unsympathetic in the past, to agree, but all kinds of flattery and all kinds of light beads who slapped Jiang Hudong's ass forgot that Jiang Hudong's VJ recorded this picture.
Jiang Hudong finally let the light bead go, but the exchange condition was that the light bead brought someone over for him to eliminate or the light bead could find him a rose.
Guangzhu instantly turned into a mutineer, Guangzhu also claimed that he would be mixed with Brother Hudong in the future, Liu Zaishi was too weak compared to Jiang Hudong, as the captain Liu Zaishi actually left his teammates and ran away alone, Guangzhu had forgotten that this choice was made by him on his own initiative.
Li Guangzhu, who was separated from Jiang Hudong, started a one-man show, one role is the strongest person of RM who wants to lead RM or the angel light bead of victory, and the other is the demon light bead who was betrayed by RM and took refuge in the xman team and wanted to make RM irreversible.
The singing stage was not very successful, Xiaofeng remembered various TV blind date programs in the Celestial Dynasty in his previous life, and the other five people expressed their willingness to cooperate under Xiaofeng's strong persuasion, and Zhao Xiaozhen also found it very interesting, and promised to make a 500 won special effect for this video in person, so that Xiaofeng could look taller.
Xiaofeng expressed her gratitude for this, but after seeing the broadcast of this episode, Xiaofeng really wanted to thank and cordially greet Zhao Xiaozhen's eight-generation ancestors, Zhao Xiaozhen's so-called tall and tall just turned Xiaofeng's clothes into a cartoon version of the loophole cultural shirt, which said that this tall and tall, Xiaofeng questioned Zhao Xiaozhen, and Zhao Xiaozhen asked Xiaofeng what else do you want for the special effects of 500 won.
"Welcome to the annual issue of RM male gods and goddesses, today we invited several male gods, the first is the muscular male god Kim Jong Kook, his love motto is My flesh is enough for you to touch for a lifetime, such a disgusting maxim is the first time in our show to appear. Xiaofeng instantly felt that he was possessed by many people, what is the best that is the sister, in short, Xiaofeng is not a person now, seeing Jin Zhongguo shaking his fist at him, Xiaofeng decided to change someone to tease.
"The second is MC Dream for the title of Monkey Male God, his love motto is I will love you for the rest of my life like I love bananas, may I ask MC Dream, why are you called Monkey Male God. Xiaofeng decided to bully honest people, as for why he didn't choose Kim Jong-min, Xiaofeng said that bullying Kim Jong-min had no sense of accomplishment.
"On the one hand, I look like a monkey, and on the other hand, I like to eat bananas and yellow things, and I have been called a monkey since the day I was born. "MC dreams are starting to blacken themselves, he must grasp the amount of broadcast given by Xiaofeng, he can't find a feeling when he hasn't been on a variety show for so long, and he feels like he's sleepwalking for a day's shooting.
"I've been called a monkey since I was born?, who is the name?" Xiaofeng saw that MC Dream was so good, of course, he gave more shots.
"It's a nurse, my dad was waiting at the door when my mom gave birth to me, and when the lights went out in the operating room, the nurse went out, and my dad asked if it was a boy or a girl, and the nurse blurted out that it was a monkey, and my dad was scared at the time, and my dad was ready to go to the hospital head to complain, but when he saw me in the baby room, he apologized to the nurse. "MC Dream has no pressure to be black, and he's done a lot of things that ruin his image anyway.
"Thank you mc dream, let's take a look at the third male god, the peaceful male god Jiang Gary, why are you called the peaceful male god. Xiaofeng turned the conversation to Gary again.
"Maybe I'm more tolerant, and I often don't have expressions. Gary said calmly.
"Garyxi, where did you get your title of male god?" teasing Gary Xiaofeng had no pressure at all.
"Since I was a child, people in my hometown have called me a male god. Gary replied shamelessly, you don't think I'm handsome because of the aesthetic difference, I'm a male god in our place.
"Is Garyxi an alien? I don't think even the primitive tribes of Africa should have such a big aesthetic gap. Xiaofeng's words filled the audience with laughter, Zhao Xiaozhen laughed and was distressed, the prison side is so wonderful that it can only reduce the picture of tearing the name tag.
"Stupid earthling, I'm an RM, and I'm punishing you on behalf of RM. Gary stood up and learned that Ultraman released a cross light wave, Xiao Feng shook his body in cooperation, Zhao Xiaozhen's bastard actually let the sound group play a piece of Indian music, Xiao Feng shook and called it sour, and finally stopped after shouting three times to stop the music. (To be continued......)