Chapter 158: "Stars in the Army" III

"That's it! I'll tell you a story, after listening to this story, you might know what to do?" Xiaofeng felt that it was time to make a big announcement, and he almost died after he did his best for the show "Star in the Army".

Quan Zhilong lit another cigarette and said, "You say, I'll listen." ”

"There was a woman who was so angry that she wanted to cry after a quarrel with her boyfriend, but because she loved face, she didn't dare to go home and cry, and then she simply went to the funeral home to cry, because others would not find it strange, so she found a mourning hall where an old man was being mourned, put her heart at ease, squatted on the ground and cried. Xiao Fengshu said

"Brother Feng, how can a man like me cry alone? at least I should find two girls to comfort me!" After confiding just now, Quan Zhilong not only recovered his nature, but also regarded Xiaofeng as a friend, did he become Brother Feng without looking at the title?

"Shut up and listen honestly. Xiaofeng felt that he shouldn't come out with Quan Zhilong, the relationship was closer, but trouble also came.

"Don't be angry, you say, you say, I won't intervene. After Quan Zhilong finished speaking, he covered his mouth and signaled that he would not speak.

Crying and crying, two middle-aged women in filial piety clothes came over and complained: This dead ghost actually has a junior. After discussing for a while, the two women pulled up the woman who was squatting on the ground and cried, and said: "Third child, seeing that you are crying so sadly, we will divide your 3 billion! Don't think about other real estate and stocks, okay?" Xiaofeng said This was interrupted by Quan Zhilong's sudden burst of laughter.

"Hahaha! Brother Feng, the story you made up is so bad, how can there be such a coincidental thing and such a stupid person? Brother Feng, you are not a funny artist, the jokes are so good, I am in a much better mood now. Quan Zhilong said with a laugh

Xiaofeng: ...... How did it become a joke in the ears of this second-year young man?

"After the story is told, have you learned anything from this story?" asked Xiaofeng angrily

"Well, it's okay to go to the funeral of someone you don't know and cry, maybe there will be some unexpected gains. Quan Zhilong thought for a while and said

Xiaofeng: ...... , can anyone tell me how this second-year young man made so many classic songs, could it be that all his brain cells are used in lyrics and compositions?

"I'm telling you this story to show you that going to a stranger's circle can be a windfall, and it's important to network. It is not a new experience for you to serve, not only can you meet a variety of people but also try to live in the barracks, which is very helpful for your life experience and your creation. Xiaofeng explained

Quan Zhilong thought for a while and nodded, "Brother Feng, what you said makes sense, but I don't want to use my rich experience in the military camp! ”

Well, it's been a long time. Xiaofeng thought depressedly

"Brother Feng, I understand what you said, and I also know that the current situation cannot be changed, I just suppressed it for too long before I asked you to vent, I really don't know who to find in the barracks, but fortunately you came. Quan Zhilong smiled brightly, but Xiaofeng's mood was not beautiful.

Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said: "You can tell your relatives, don't you have friends?

"Telling my family that it will make them worry, my friends will be happy to hear that I have been in such pain, and they will be happy to spread the word that the president has already spent too much energy on me, and I don't want to make him distressed because of me. Quan Zhilong said very seriously

Ni Mei, you are pit me, the person I just met, aren't you afraid that I will also publicize it?

"There are so many people here today, why did you find me? Aren't you and Pu Chun both YG?" Xiaofeng asked, can you see my kind, honest and reliable nature from my appearance?

"Brother Feng, do you want me to cry in front of a woman or a beauty, especially a beauty older than me? I'm also almost 30 years old, and I'll never rely on coquettishness and cuteness to please women anymore. Besides, the five female idols have been assigned before they come, can I grab them with my comrades? I saw that no one paid attention to you before I found you. "Quan Zhilong has a disdainful expression that I can afford to look at you

Sister Ni, do you have less time to be coquettish and cute to please middle-aged and elderly female artists? Brother Affection still wants to thank you? Xiaofeng is in a terrible mood now.

Quan Zhilong bumped Xiaofeng's shoulder and asked, "Brother Feng, you can't smoke cigarettes, the grade is too low, wait for me to go out and let you know what a good cigarette is?"

"Yes, I'm poor, local tyrant, let's be friends! Xiao Feng said with anger in her endurance

"Don't say that, we're already friends, I'll leave the cigarettes, Brother Feng, do you have any more, how can a man like me show my melancholy temperament without cigarettes?" Quan Zhilong said flatteringly

Xiaofeng feels that he is a second goods, how many tendons are missing in his head to feel that this young man in the second middle school is pitiful and tries to comfort and persuade him, he is definitely definitely with Taeyeon for a long time, and his IQ is not enough.

"Brother Feng, it's so boring to serve, I can only talk to a bunch of men about women, I think I was talking to a bunch of beautiful women about men, let me tell you, our company commander is Kim Taeyeon's brainless fan, Brother Feng, you have to be careful, the company commander can say that you want you to look good, how do you choose the people in your show? I don't know if the military camp is the world of the post-90s generation? Can't you find more young female idols?" Quan Zhilong, who broke away from the state of complaining, turned into a chatter, but he didn't notice Xiaofeng's increasingly gloomy face.

"I'll let you lie to me about sympathy, I'll let you tell the truth, I'll let you be a female idol, I'll let you talk about men, I'll let you be Quan Zhilong, I'll let you be yg, I'll let you have the president's surname Yang. Xiaofeng, who was furious, punched and kicked Quan Zhilong, and every time he hit him, he said a word, and the innocent President Yang Xianshuo also lay down.

"Brother Feng, I was wrong, you definitely saw that I was more handsome than you, so you maliciously retaliated against me, I was afraid that I would steal your limelight in the shooting, hey, don't slap your face!

Although Xiaofeng is angry, he is still very measured, the main target of the attack is on Quan Zhilong's buttocks, and the strength of the attack is also controlled to the extent that it hurts but does not hurt, after all, it will take a while.

Quan Zhilong found that the more he said about Xiaofeng, the more he closed his mouth after the fight, covered his head with both hands, and contributed his butt to Xiaofeng with his legs to protect his head, but his posture was a little unsightly.

Xiao Feng snorted for a while and then shouted, "Get up! ”

"I don't, what if I get up and you hit me in the face? Quan Zhilong pointed to his buttocks and said

Xiao Fengqing kicked Quan Zhilong's ass and said, "It's almost time, we're going back to prepare for filming, I promise not to beat you." ”

As soon as Quan Zhilong heard the word shooting, he immediately jumped up from the ground, took out a small mirror from his trouser pocket and took a careful photo, and then used the half-length mirror in the bathroom to tidy up his clothes and said: "Then let's go back quickly! It's not good to delay the shooting, this is the first time I have filmed a show in a year, and I must show the best Quan Zhilong to the audience." ”

Xiaofeng: ...... , If you look at it now, you are also an inch, and then you are wearing camouflage, a little reminiscence of the shooting process that Sherlock Holmes Huang told him, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, Zhilong, my good brother, you just wait for your brother to repay your care for your brother!

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