Chapter 37: A Hundred Flowers in Spring

Qin Rou looked at the photo in his mobile phone with an unhappy face, frowned slightly, and said, "Is it really what you said?"

"Really, it's true, otherwise I would dare to mention this to you?"

"You see if my hand didn't touch Teacher Chen Shuang'er, I raised it high, just to prove my innocence!"

"I didn't know about your family at first, but I just wanted to explain it to you quickly. ”

Ye Chen patted his chest and promised, seeing that she still looked unkind, he immediately said: "If you don't believe it, I'll swear a poisonous oath to you!"

"Hey, don't send it!" Qin Rou immediately stopped, and her beautiful eyes glared at him.

"I believe in you!"

Then the conversation changed, and he lowered his head and said softly: "But flies don't bite seamless eggs, you are my boyfriend, I... I don't like you being too close to other girls. ”

She was a little embarrassed, afraid that Ye Chen would think she was stingy.

"Mmmm!" Ye Chen breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the stone finally fell, and he kissed her forehead while holding her cheek.

"Oh, you're so annoying, you always kiss him!" Qin Roujiao was annoyed, and then pushed him out of the kitchen with a red face.

Ye Chen smacked his mouth a few times, and then sat down in the living room alone.

After a careful look, the simple and simple furniture reveals a trace of warmth, and it is also very neat.

Although he was here for the first time, he had a strange feeling.

"It seems that I can take some time to go to the city to see the house, take my grandmother over, and let Rou'er move out too!"

Fantasizing, a hint of a thief smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

turned on the mobile phone, and the emperor's chat group was already noisy.

Ye Chen, who was online at twelve o'clock in the past as scheduled, disappeared all night.

This made the emperors who had been waiting for a long time anxious, and the big one was all in ait, and let him explode.

Ye Chen flipped through at least tens of thousands of messages, and his hands were numb before he found the red envelope at twelve o'clock last night.

It was a red envelope sent by Cao Cao, a thief, and no one has received it yet.

He opened it a little, and the prompt went out.

Congratulations, you have obtained a copy of the Spring Boudoir Hundred Fangs sent by His Majesty Cao Cao, which has been deposited in the Infinite Vault.

"Spring Boudoir Hundred Fangs?"

"What is it? Why does this name look so much like a little yellow book? ”

He summoned this picture with curiosity, the sound is ancient, the whole body has been edified and is about to turn yellow, and the thick one is afraid that it has more than a hundred pages.

When he opened it, he immediately closed it again.

"Shhh

Ye Chen gasped, and quickly looked around to find that no one was relieved.

This spring boudoir should be regarded as an antique, but at the same time, it can also be regarded as a kind of strange book, which is full of records of how to do sex between men and women, how men can keep it lasting, and how to make the other half feel the ultimate happiness.

All in all, it's the ancient Little Yellow Book.

The words on it are all traditional characters, and no one knows them, so I can only understand some rather explicit villain pictures.

Ye Chen wanted to learn the things of his ancestors, so that Qin Rou could give birth to a few more big fat boys for himself in the future.

But if you can't read words, how can you learn this?

I have to say that this is a bit of a chicken rib, compared to the red envelopes in the previous three days, it seems a bit useless, at least my body has been transformed so well, five or six times a night I'm afraid it's no problem.

The news of receiving the red envelope quickly attracted the attention of the emperors.

Especially Cao Cao, the guy who loved ** and sister-in-law in history.

He said directly: "Ye Chen, are you still satisfied with my things?"

"I don't want a picture of my sister-in-law! ”

"Phew!" Ye Chen took a sip, it seems that the historical rumors are true, this guy is really good.

He sent a message in response unhappily: "Your Majesty Cao Cao, I can't understand your book of Spring Boudoir Baifang, every word is ancient Chinese, is it possible that I still have to go to an ancient literature class to study?"

"Bad review!"

Emperor Liu Qi of the Han Dynasty: "Cao Mengde, it's really shameful that you sent such a thing to fool Ye Chen's little friend! Why don't Ye Chen return the red envelope to Cao Cao, and I will send you a big red envelope again?"

Sima Yan, Emperor Wu of the Western Jin Dynasty: "I am also willing to send big red envelopes, antiques, pills, and superpowers as you choose!"

Emperor Wen of Song Liu Yilong: "I also seconded it!"

“......”

Looking at the groups of emperors who asked to return the red envelope, Ye Chen was stunned for a moment, can there still be such an operation as returning the red envelope?

Cao Cao scolded: "You and other villains, you failed to win the opportunity to give out red envelopes, and you slandered my reputation like this, it's really shameful!"

Below, there was a lot of scolding.

But Cao Cao's two fists were invincible to his four hands, and he was finally sprayed useless by Internet trolls.

Finally, under pressure, Aite Ye Chen said: "Ye Chen, little friend, since you can't read the ancient texts, how about I disperse my thirty years of cultivating immortals and forcibly add a superpower to you?"

Ye Chen raised his eyebrows, thinking to himself, I damn it, you emperors are hiding deep enough!

Obviously said that you can only send one red envelope a day, but now you can forcibly add a red envelope with the power of cultivation.

He was immediately dissatisfied, did these emperors negotiate to squeeze themselves?

But the finger was still very honest, and sent a sentence out: "What superpower?"

Cao Cao: "A superpower that allows you to master all the ancient texts of the upper and lower five thousand years, no matter how old it is, as long as it has been recorded, you can know at a glance what is written!"

"Send it quickly! Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, otherwise I won't send the photos of my sister-in-law!" Ye Chen said.

He is still very interested in this superpower, although the ability is not as significant as the Hercules Pill, but it is definitely a means to make a name for himself when used well.

The red envelope was sent, and Ye Chen clicked directly, regardless of these ploppy emperors.

The prompt was issued, and nine hundred and eighty-two ancient text recognition methods had been stored in the Infinite Treasury, and the mind mobilization could be directly infused into the host.

He didn't even think about transferring it directly, this belongs to knowledge, and it doesn't need to be put into the infinite treasury, put it into his own brain to play a role.

"Shhh

His head flickered with a halo, a swelling pain, and then it was back to normal.

Feeling that he was no different from the last second, Ye Chen opened the Spring Boudoir Baifang Diagram again.

Something magical happened.

He could actually recognize every string of ancient words on it, as if there was a machine in his head to distinguish it, and what meaning was analyzed clearly!

"Damn, this Nima is too fierce, and the most advanced machines of human beings can't catch up with such superpowers!"

"I'm afraid that the ancient texts that are now mastered in China, no matter what Taishan Beidou is, will not have its own completeness at this moment!"

Soon, he was once again attracted by the content of the Spring Boudoir Baifang Picture.

There are too many things recorded in it, and each of them is a treasure handed down from our ancestors, and it is the heritage of sexual culture!

Now these men's hospitals are definitely not as useful as this map, and they are far less comprehensive than it.