After the funeral of Sister-in-law A Xiang that day, Shi was confined in disguise, attending classes during the day, attending classes at night, and the most excessive thing was that he also had to attend classes in his dreams.

The beautiful name is sleep education, which is said to be a special education method invented by a certain senior according to prenatal education, and the angry Shi Yiguang can't wait to immediately break through the oracle's speech and spirit level, enter the realm of God's saying, and give the god-killing senior a complete set of Fang Tian painting halberd massage package.

In addition to squatting in the toilet every day, Shi someone has no free time at all.

From thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift, I want her Shi Yiguang to play unscrupulously for many months, sleeping, playing games, and eating back and forth, I can't stand it anymore, I want to sleep when I listen to the class, I have back pain and leg cramps when I hold the knife, and I sweat all over my body after I don't train for a few minutes.

The key is that the academy also gave her something to eat, such as a one-foot-long wild ginseng, a palm-sized Ganoderma lucidum, and an adult's arm-thick yellow eel.

The 'thousand-year-old' yellow eel was cut off its tail, released raw blood, and poured directly into Shi's mouth, and while she drank it, she had a weak nosebleed that made her suspect that she had some terminal illness, and strongly asked the college to examine her.

The days of repetition every day made Shi someone completely lose the concept of time, although the life without seeing the light of day was only one and a half months, but it seemed to have passed a lifetime. Shi someone was carrying a burden, was sent out of the iron gate, covered his forehead to look at the dazzling sun, and breathed a breath of free air, Shi Yiguang felt that he had a feeling of being released from prison after completing his sentence.

"I'm alive again, I'm a man again!" Shi Yiguang was full of cows, and ran to the Boyo Pavilion, running fast, for fear that the old guys of the school board would regret it and arrest her back.

In fact, according to the school board's idea, the training was to be carried out to the end until she went to the battlefield, and as a result, Shi someone was overwhelmed, confused and stunned under the pressure, like a soulless marionette, at the mercy of others.

The instructor of the training asked her to do whatever she wanted, and she was very obedient, but the effect was a mess.

Before, Ah Xiang's sister-in-law said that the performance of her contract requires mental power, and the so-called mental power must be sincere, so that the golden stone can be opened, but Shi Yi Guangsheng has no desire to fall in love at all, and he is all coping with the inspection.

Twenty days ago, her oracle had been completely unworkable.

Until the end, the school board had to accept the facts, their cramming method is not suitable for Shi Yiguang, continue, the fading of mental power is still a trivial matter, in case Shi someone is depressed and wants to commit suicide, no one can stop her.

As long as she really wants to die, she has accumulated enough suicidal desires to say to herself: "I'm dead." "She's really going to die.

The school board, which had exhausted all means, finally gave up in the last few days, changed the captivity to free-range, and released her to continue to rejuvenate herself, anyway, the training for more than a month has had a certain effect. I won't make much progress in the last few days.

Indeed, this one-and-a-half-month training is quite useful, not only have I memorized a lot of strange knowledge, but also carried out systematic physical training, although I am not a master, but I am already agile. You may not be able to beat the official executives, but at least you won't be gasping like a pug when you run for your life.

"I, Hu Hansan, am back. In front of the Boyo Pavilion, Shi Yiguang pinched his waist, opened his throat and shouted: "Xie Xiaoqi, turtle shell bastard, come out." ”

Shi Yiguang broke into the hall of the Boyo Pavilion, looking like a god blocking and killing God, and a Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, until he saw the two people on the sofa in the hall, and suddenly looked like a leaky balloon, obediently and skillfully pretending to be a lady.

"Captain, in Ha. Shi Yiguang scratched his head and took the initiative to say hello.

The captain ignored her, but still leaned on the sofa, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, but the other man next to him leaning on the back cushion, and the other man with Erlang's legs crossed looked at her with a smile, and took the initiative to greet: "Hello, Shi Yiguang, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Shi Yiguang naturally recognized this unattractive man, who was the captain's best friend, the man on the iron boat in Longhu, Luzhou, who raised a black and white fat cat, and his cooking was delicious.

"Brother Feng Chu is good. Shi Yiguang thought about it, but still felt that it was a bit rude to call him by his name, and adding a brother was different in an instant, not only getting closer to the relationship, but also vaguely hugging someone's thigh.

The words spoken are all nouns, so you don't have to worry about the oracle being triggered.

"Brother Feng Chu is a little uncomfortable, call me Lord Feng. ”

Feng Chu didn't care about the title of brother at all, and directly put on the word 'adult', and instantly divided the ranks, determining which was the superior and which was the lower.

Shi Yiguang was very obedient, and he didn't care about his face, and immediately said in a half-flattering tone: "Lord Feng is good, Lord Feng is good!"

"What an obedient man. Feng Chu was very satisfied, with a smile on his face, if it weren't for Shi Yiguang being a little far away from him, he would have to smile and touch the dog's head.

Without waiting for Shi Yiguang to ask, Feng Chu took the initiative to explain: "I've been relatively poor recently, so I've come to Jian'an to spend a lot of money, and I'm going to enjoy a few days of drunkenness." As he spoke, Feng Chu also glanced at the captain next to him.

It is very clear that the big money that Feng Chu wants is the captain.

Shi Yiguang is so envious, the relationship between Lord Feng and the captain is really good.

"Xie Xiaoqi, Gan Yuexin, where are they?" Shi Yiguang finally remembered to ask the two plastics.

"You mean your two roommates?" Feng Chu raised his eyebrows, then shrugged again: "Inexplicably, the two of them don't seem to want to see me, and as soon as I moved in, they moved out." ”

"???" Shi Yiguang is a little confused, how can it be possible, Xie Xiaoqi forget it, she is a foodie, she has no bottom line, and she can be afraid of anyone (as long as the other party has something to eat, let her call her father is willing to do it.) Gan Yue's heart is different, that guy is very arrogant, and she looks down at people from the corner of her eye, and she has never been afraid of anyone.

I'm afraid of Feng Chu, it's unrealistic, it must be other reasons, maybe Feng Chu likes to be in the hall [naked * run], Gan Yue is embarrassed, so she can only move out, yes, that's probably the explanation.

Of course, [naked* running] is a bit too much, and it should be slightly lighter, such as wearing only boxer trousers.

Shi Yiguang thought so evilly.

"But you're back, even if they scare me, they should come back. Feng Chu continued to add.

Shi Yiguang didn't understand, and she didn't want to ask, she just nodded as if she pretended to understand, and she was self-taught.

"Do you have time?" Feng Chu stretched, slowly stood up, and asked with his head sideways.

Shi Yiguang was stunned for a moment, and then immediately nodded: "Mmmmmmmm, I have time, do you have something to ask me to help with!"

"Come with me to the supermarket. ”

"Oh, uh-huh. Shi Yiguang nodded.

"Let's go, the garage is waiting for you. ”

"Oooh oh. Shi Yiguang secretly glanced at the captain on the sofa, and trotted all the way behind Feng Chu. As a result, when I got out of the gate, I saw two plastics, one tall and one short, coming to the Boyo Pavilion.

Feng Chu is really right, Gan Yuexin, Xie Xiaoqi and these two guys are back!

When he arrived at the garage, Shi Yiguang found that the gray supercar that the captain had been left in the corner for several years and was covered with dust had a new look, and it was obvious that it had been cleaned in all directions not long ago.

"Get in the car!" Feng Chu greeted Shi Yiguang.

"Uh-huh. ”

Lord Feng drove wildly, wilder than the captain, and drifted in the garage, and the sound of piercing tires rubbing against the ground sounded, and the two supercars with millions of dollars drifted through a 360-degree curve and rushed out of the Boyo Pavilion and went in a certain direction.

"Slow down, slow down!" Shi Yiguang was so cowardly, the situation when Gan Yuexin drove Jiang Girl's car into the school lake is still vivid, for fear of another accident.

"It's time to run a sports car, and it's better to pedal a bicycle if it's slow. ”

"Deduct points, deduct points so soon. ”

"Deduct points?" Feng Chu smiled: "Then I have to have a driver's license to deduct points, how difficult is subject 2, I can't pass the test." ”

"???" Shi Yiguang panicked, no driver's license, another Gan Yuexin, it's over, I, Shi someone, didn't die in the hands of the old man of the school board, and I am going to explain here today.

Shi Yiguang, who was afraid of death, didn't dare to risk his life, and shouted vigorously: "Stop, you stop for me." She was trying to induce the oracle to give Feng Chu a mandatory order.

I don't know if the [Oracle] didn't trigger, or if it didn't work for Feng Chu, Lord Feng continued to give the throttle while humming a minor tune, and the gray supercar was like an arrow sticking to the ground, running wildly on the sparsely populated highway.

Two minutes later, the supercar drift stopped, Shi Yiguang came down with the car door, his legs were weak, he was trembling, and he couldn't stand up straight.

"Let's go, let's go, I'm having a treat today, and I'll pay for the tips. Feng Chu said, took out the captain's big bank card, and showed it to Shi Yiguang.

Shi Yiguang trotted to follow, following behind like a fart.

"Help me think about what it takes for a birthday party? The first time I held a birthday party for someone, I was unfamiliar with it and had no experience. ”

"Birthday party?

"Who else can I give it to? ”

"What time is the captain's birthday?"

"Today. ”

"Today?"

"I asked you to come to help the staff officers, not to ask you questions!" Feng Chu said angrily.

Shi Yiguang scratched her head stupidly, thinking carefully about what the birthday party should be, what should it be? She grew up in an orphanage, and she didn't know what her birthday was, let alone a birthday party, where did she know what she wanted?

"Gotta have a cake!" Shi Yiguang said.

"Fools know how to ask for cakes!" Feng Chu squinted: "I asked you what else you need!"

"What more?" Shi Yiguang was embarrassed, what else did he want?

"Oh oh oh, gifts, gifts. ”

"I'm holding a birthday party, not a birthday party, just bring a gift. I'm an organizer, what do organizers need to do?" Feng Chu said angrily.

Shi Yiguang scratched his head in embarrassment.

"What's the use of you? Forget it, I'll think to myself. Feng Chu feigned anger, picked a large basket of eggs and milk, and then said to himself: "Maybe you can invite a pole dance troupe to help the fun, if one dance troupe is not enough, come two." ”