Chapter 733 + Chapter 734
Chapter 733:
"Who's going to tell me?!"
The moment Han Zihe chuckled and walked out, Chu Zheng slapped his forehead, as if the sky had collapsed, as if he had been abruptly thrown into a zombie-ridden post-apocalyptic city. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Zihe, you're back!" Chu Zheng ran forward one step ahead of his mother, ignoring the dissatisfied eyes of his mother and his daughter-in-law, and blocked between them, "Have you gone back to the house?"
"Let go!" "Get out of the way!" - yes, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have a tacit understanding at this time.
"Oh, yes, daughter-in-law, look, my mother is here!" Chu Zheng made his mother stumble, knowing that he couldn't stop it, so he could only touch his nose, smiled sideways, and showed his mother to his daughter-in-law.
"Look, this is really not a coincidence, I'm in a hurry to send my mother home, you and Zhan Zhan can eat dinner first! Just leave the food for me, don't wait for me!" Chu Zheng, who was trying his best to avoid a head-on conversation between his mother and his daughter-in-law, hurriedly put his arm around his mother's shoulders and was about to go out.
"Let go!" "Wait!" - the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law spoke in unison.
"Chu Zheng, don't you think it's better to say something clear?" Han Zihe looked at Chu Zheng's tangled face and asked rhetorically.
"You unfilial thing! let go! Let go of me!" Mother Chu waited for her youngest son's hand to loosen, and immediately pushed him away, turned forward, and walked to Han Zihe.
She looked Han Zihe, who was looking directly at her, up and down, and asked: "Zihe, no matter what I did before, whether I did it right or not, I am an elder! You and Chu Zheng are still two now! At least the two of you are ready to live well, and Chu Zheng has no intention of breaking away from us, so ...... Shouldn't you be a little polite? What's the matter? Now that we meet, you won't even call Mom?"
"Ha!" Han Zihe chuckled when he heard this.
She raised her hand to stroke the bangs on her forehead, and sneered with a smile: "Do you think you are worthy of such a deep love and respect as your mother?"
"You!" Mother Chu didn't expect her little daughter-in-law to be ready to tear her face without hesitation, and she was not mentally prepared, and her expression immediately froze.
Immediately, the anger in her heart surged uncontrollably.
She shook her head and glared at Chu Zheng: "Your daughter-in-law is like this, and you don't say that you don't care?"
"Mom, I'm begging you! Will you go home first?" Chu Zheng couldn't understand anything? As soon as his daughter-in-law appeared, he guessed her thoughts.
Look at his daughter-in-law's posture, which is obviously angry...... He estimated that she had probably listened to most of the previous conversation with his mother, if not more.
His daughter-in-law knew that if she had to make up her mind to do something, he might not be able to stop her.
It seems that the only way to do this is to pull his mother out of the battlefield first!
It's a pity that the two protagonists present didn't plan to go as he wanted, and they didn't plan to go with his script.
"Tut-tut, old lady, your son told you to go home, you are a little more careful, so as not to stay for a while and lose face, and when you are in a hurry, your legs and feet will stumble again!" Han Zihe noticed a layer of dense sweat secreted from Chu Zheng's forehead at that moment, although he was a little reluctant about his performance in his heart, but after all, he still felt sorry for him and didn't want to embarrass him too much, so she just didn't spare people, but in her heart she planned to let them go, "You hurry up! I'll have to sweep the floor and kill the virus in a while!"
"You! You are a scolding without dirty words!" "Mother Chu let her daughter-in-law run out like this, how could she stop?
"What do you mean by that? Are you saying I'm a germ?" Chu Mu pulled Chu Zheng's arm and let him see, "This is your attitude of talking to elders? You are still a professor of B University! Do you have teacher virtues!"
"Teacher morality or something, you don't have to worry about me! I still have a professional quality. Han Zihe looked at Chu Mu with his arms around and smiled, and his voice changed, "As for you...... You don't need to read too much into what I said, you say that you are not a student and you don't need exams, so why should you find a guilty student to practice 'reading comprehension'?...... Besides, the bacteria are really different from you, and other people's bacteria are beneficial!"
"You!" Chu's mother understood, her little daughter-in-law was scolding her!
Although Chu Mu has had disputes with outsiders for most of her life, in view of her work, the dispute is just a matter of talking about things, which is really annoying, so she will make a small report to the leader behind her back...... She's never been in a real fight with people.
And so, in front of his children...... In other words, Chu's mother, who was invincible in front of her sons, suddenly squibs.
Such a little combat power is not enough to stuff his teeth—— Han Zihe shrugged his shoulders when he saw this, feeling really boring!
Chu Zheng smiled bitterly, secretly pulled his daughter-in-law's little hand, and his eyes signaled that she was enough to stop, and it was almost enough.
"You really make my mother angry, in the eyes of outsiders, you are just wronged, but you don't care!" Chu Zheng said in a low voice.
"Zhanli? Han Zihe rolled her eyes, she never stupidly thought that between her and Chu Mu, she could "take advantage"!
"She's weak, she's reasonable!" Han Zihe smiled sarcastically, "If you're afraid that I'll be angry with her, take her back to your house quickly, I'm now in the state of 'defending the country' and 'guarding the territory', whoever provokes me will bomb who!"
She raised her eyes to look at Chu Zheng.
Her handsome face, her black and white eyes, were like a pool of water, with faint ripples.
She stood beside him, looked at him sideways, and said as if sarcastically and seriously: "I am in charge of my territory, and all the things that are not pleasing to the eye are swept out...... It's you, and it's no exception...... Hurry up, I'm going to sweep you out with a broom!"
"Don't mind!" Chu Zheng saw the seriousness in Han Zihe's eyes, and couldn't help but pinch her fingers funny, and shook her head helplessly.
"Have you said enough! Do you still have respect for the elder in your eyes?!" Chu's mother was silent at first, purely thinking that her son was her and negotiating with his daughter-in-law!
Although looking at his son's appearance, he couldn't say that he was harsh, but she wondered, he had to argue with Han Zihe well-after all, Han Zihe didn't give her a good face as a mother-in-law, he just swept his face! She didn't believe that his son was such a dignified colonel who could swallow his anger so much!
However, this idea was quickly rejected by her, and she waited on the sidelines, and the more she waited, the more wrong she felt!
The atmosphere between his son and Han Zihe is getting more and more sticky, this doesn't look like a dispute no matter how you look at it!
After figuring it out, Chu's mother, who felt that she had been deceived, was furious—this was simply a slap in the face! Or was it beaten by her son!
"You two want to flirt and scold, and find a place where no one is slimy behind your back!" Chu's mother pulled Chu Zheng to her side, and pointed at him with hatred, "You useless thing! Your mother has made people slap her face with words, you can't see or hear it!"
"Mom!" Chu Zheng saw the awe-inspiring fighting intent exuded from his mother's body, and secretly said bad in his heart, and hurriedly blocked his daughter-in-law.
He was about to say a few words, but he didn't want to, before his mother could do anything, he was slapped aside by a slender hand of his daughter-in-law.
Chapter 734:
Han Zihe's unconventional flute, not only Chu Zheng, but also Chu's mother were stunned - what does this mean?
It's a pity that Han Zihe is a man of action, and when the interest comes, she won't say it with her mouth if she can explain it with her actions.
No, she pulled Chu Zheng away, stretched and pulled, and was stunned to turn Chu Zheng, who was nearly a head and a half taller than her, around 360 degrees.
After turning around, she dusted her hands and spoke: "Look, I still have some skills in self-defense and counter-attack, don't I?"
She spread her hands, winked innocently at Chu's mother, and said with a smile: "If you watch too many TV series and want to learn from those people who are not in the stream, and pry your son to beat people, I can only say, I'm sorry, who made your son not find a bun as a target! I'm afraid you will be disappointed!"
"You!" Chu Mu let Han Zihe's simple and straightforward words pierce his mind, and he was immediately furious, and he raised his slap and was about to rush over.
There is an old saying in China, called "Those who know the times are handsome".
Although Chu Mu is sometimes not very clear in her mind, she is still a person who understands current affairs.
She knew that it didn't matter how her son beat her, but when she got to her daughter-in-law, she couldn't do it easily, and once she did, it would be difficult to do it.
What's more, she is not ready to tear her face with Han Zihe now!
Therefore, Chu's mother, whose mind turned in an instant, moved very naturally, turned around and slapped Chu Zheng: "You bastard! You unfilial thing! How did I raise such a useless son of yours! You don't see what your mother has made people bully! You just do it and watch it!"
Chu Mu was also so angry that she didn't have the same pretense as before when she beat Chu Zheng, she really used a little strength.
Chu Zheng made his mother lose his temper.
He thought, just hit it, anyway, he has rough skin and thick flesh, and the strength of his mother to hit him falls on him, and it doesn't hurt or itch, and he doesn't even reach the minimum strength of the usual practice of hitting resistance...... Just let his daughter-in-law get angry, didn't he see his daughter-in-law sitting happily on the stool, as if watching a play!
Originally, Chu's mother slapped her son, and she was also panicked in pain, but when she noticed that his son had been looking at Han Zihe obliquely, she was even more angry in her heart!
"Mom! your hands hurt! It's almost gone! If you keep fighting, your hands should be swollen!" Chu Zheng felt that his mother suddenly became ruthless, and the slap on his head and face was twice as dense as just now, and he immediately began to dodge.
His mother's legs and feet are really good, and when he moved, she chased after him.
"Mom! When I was a child, you always said-'If you take a small stick, you will go'! You, don't force me! Don't force me to climb a tree, I tell you!" Chu Zheng was chased by his mother, he was afraid that he would run slowly, and his mother would hurt her own hand again, and he was afraid that if he ran too fast, he would chase after him tightly, and then fall...... Therefore, he could only look back and pay attention while running, and persuade without a tone in his mouth.
The scenery of their mother and son chasing each other, Han Zihe clapped his hands and shouted as if she had nothing to do: "Old lady, you let your son unarm and bring it to you, so that it is easy to whip him!"
"I'm dizzy!" Chu Zheng asked his daughter-in-law to shout in that voice, but one of them didn't step on it steadily, and almost fell on his horse!
What's the matter, there's still a person who is not afraid of big things?!
Chu Zheng's flash set aside time for his mother to catch him.
However, Chu Mu stopped beating people.
"Hehe, do you think that if you provoke the relationship between our mother and son, I will be able to do what you want?!" Chu Mu looked at Han Zihe with contempt and sneered, "If you let me beat me, I will beat it?" This is in the son's body and in the mother's heart, you don't know how to hurt your husband as a daughter-in-law, but I know that I love my own son!"
"Gotcha! You hurt! You hurt so much! Such a big baby, how can it be better than Chu Huan's things that don't have four or six children, I don't know what to do, isn't it? You take it home and it hurts, tsk!" Han Zihe had an expression of "This big man, I sent you", and gestured with both hands to hold the doll, and sent Chu Zheng and his mother off, "This size, you can't hold it, and I can't pack it for you, you two discuss how to go, hurry up, don't send it slowly!"
"Zihe!" "You really plan to give me away!" ← Chu Zheng pouted speechlessly, although he knew that this guy was moving his mouth, but he still didn't have a taste in his heart - why is this woman so heartless!
"What's the matter? Aren't you going back to your mother's house? A mother on your left hand, you can go home with your feet, and you can go home just to see your father! What a harmonious family...... Why are you looking at me like this, am I not right?" Han Zihe glanced at him with a smile, stood up lazily, and rubbed his arm, "I see that the old lady has something to say to you, you go back and chat with them, and it doesn't hurt to stay for a few more days...... If you are willing to come back, you will come back, if you are not willing, even if you don't want to! lest you recruit the old lady to the compound all day long, you know, she is looking for you, I don't know, and I think you want to open a part-time charity to solve the reluctant invitation of the elderly!"
This mouth is really unforgiving! ← Chu Zheng smiled bitterly, and couldn't stop comforting himself in his heart, saying in his heart that it is better to move his mouth than to use his hands, and it is better to be angry with a smiling face than to be noisy with a cold face...... This is a contrast, in order to dodge damage to the greatest extent!
However, Chu Zheng forgot, he knew it, but he didn't do it!
"What's the matter, this is going to drive people out?" Mother Chu didn't move, walked to the stool opposite Han Zihe, sat down on one leg, patted the stone table and said, "You want to drive all the people of the old Chu family away, and leave the people of your old Han family free here, right? My son can still earn money to support the family! You just drive him out and make room for whom? Give your nephew?"
"The family is so big, there is no need for Chu Zheng to make a living, our family Han Pin also lives open!" Han Zihe pretended to be serious and said, "Don't worry, even if he doesn't come back, his salary card is also in my hand!
"You...... I'm not teaching you how to manage your husband!I'm letting you have someone in your eyes!I know how to hurt my own grandfather!" Mother Chu was stunned by Han Zihe's "shamelessness".
"Tut-tut, your words are too rough!" Han Zihe covered his ears and shook his head, "It's hard to hear!
"You, I don't talk to you, I, I...... Chu Zheng! Get out of here!" Chu Mu was so angry by Han Zihe that she trembled, looked around, pointed to her son who was standing under the root of the tree and loaded mushrooms, and shouted, "You heard what your daughter-in-law said, right?
"That's right, the two of us are also two, how can we leave?" Han Zihe shook his head playfully when he heard this, as if he sighed regretfully.
"That's it!" Chu Zheng didn't go over, shook his head at his mother, spread his hands, and pouted as if he was aggrieved, "In the end, the two of us are the two...... Could it be that I can really roll up the bunch and go back to live with you?"
(To be continued.) )