Chapter 12 The Wisdom Reduction Blow from the Author
Shi Yiguang opened his eyes with the courage to open his eyes, but found that the ghost uncle deducted the carrion on the side of his mouth, and the wild boar teeth in his mouth were also spit out, and the prosthetic leg dragged behind the buttocks was held in his hand, and by the way, he also teased the bangs on his forehead, and looked at the sky with a poss that he thought was very handsome.
Shi Yiguang stared at it for a long time before he finally determined that this guy was a living person.
And this big man who picks his feet, she still knows, the guy who touches Zhu Chiyuan every once in a while, according to the senior, is a web novel writer who hits the streets, and his pen name is Chu Zhijiao, although he is an ordinary person, he has a great dream of being an undead knight.
Shi Yiguang felt outrageous, a mortal actually wanted to catch the undead as a mount, I'm afraid that there is a hole in his brain, isn't it good to make money to buy a car? Even if he can catch a ghost as a mount, he can't use it during the day.
"You're pretending to be a ghost. Shi Yiguang was very angry, this guy scared her badly, the image of the goddess was gone, and she begged for mercy like a traitor, and if she hadn't drunk more water during the day, she was afraid that she would have to fly down three thousand feet.
"I'm full, I'm idle, and I'm scared?" The big man pulled his feet out of the flip-flops and rubbed the hair on his calves with his big toes: "I'm looking for the lover of my dreams." ”
"Dream girl!" Shi Yiguang wondered.
"It was a girl in fluttering clothes, with dark eyes, a white face, long hair, and slender legs. I fell in love with her at first sight, for ten thousand years, and after a hurried encounter, the figure could no longer be waved out of my mind. I looked for her for a long time, but I never saw her again. The big man who picked his feet showed a reminiscing expression, wiped the pork slices on his face, and said to himself, "The price of this pork is so expensive, go back and wash and fry it." ”
Shi Yiguang's face was full of black lines.
"Later, I learned the hard way, watched the Chinese ghost story three times, my brother and Sister Zuxian's version of Oh, and suddenly woke up, people and ghosts have different paths, it must be because I am a living person, she avoided me. So, I decided to disguise myself as a zombie and come to find her, and when she saw that I was the same kind, she naturally stopped taking the initiative to hide!"
"I thought you were her, so I chased after her, but I didn't expect it, you weren't!"
"Don't you want to be an undead knight, you want a ghost to be a mount, how can you call a ghost sister so kindly, it feels like you're in love!" Shi Yiguang frowned, his head was a little messy.
"Children don't understand, don't ask!" The big man with his feet gave a serious lesson, and then sighed again: "That's it, since you're not, Lao Chu, I'll go, and I'll go to find the ghost sister again!" The big man retracted his feet back into the flip-flops and went back towards Zhu Chiyuan slowly.
"Hey, you can't go back now!" Shi Yiguang remembered the task given by Squinting and stopped the outsiders who intended to enter Zhu Chiyuan before eight o'clock.
This street writer pretended to be a ghost to scare her, it was really hateful, but the crime was not to death, tonight the academy caught ghosts and arrested people, it must be a big battle, if this guy gets involved, don't hack him to death.
It's okay to be injured by mistake, in case you are caught by the mastermind behind the scenes, and threaten the senior sister as a hostage, senior, that's a troublesome thing, don't make the task fall short because of this.
Shi Yiguang strengthened his belief, he couldn't let this guy in, he had to find a way to drag him down!
"I can't go back because of Mao!" the big man turned his head and asked.
Shi Yiguang was speechless, but immediately said again: "The front is haunted." ”
"I'm not going to go if I'm not haunted, I'm just looking for a female ghost sister!" The big man who picked his feet snorted and chirped: "My old Chu is upright, his sleeves are clean, and all evils are inviolable, who dares to kill me? Under the sky, the only thing that can make me jealous of Lao Chu is only that harmonious person, and the only place I dare not go to is the 404 Avenue!"
The proud foot-picking man hummed a small tune, dragged the flip-flops, shook his head, and his long leg hair swayed in the wind, arrogant.
Shi Yiguang didn't understand what the neuropathy said, and he didn't care, so he hurried up, opened his arms, and blocked in front of the big man who picked his feet: "I'm not allowed to go back!"
"Why!"
"No, why, just don't go back!"
"Is your brain circuit straight, you can't make up a reason and lie, I can push the boat down the river and go down your steps!"
"Alas, the money is used to sell pork, I'm so hungry, you invite me to eat Zhang Tan Cake!"
"It's a big night, where can I find you a stall cake!" Shi Yiguang frowned: "Why don't you come with me and go to the restaurant to buy a takeout for you." Shi Yiguang felt that he was a witty group, and he just used the excuse of buying food to lure him away.
More than a dozen dollars completed the task, and blood was earned.
"No, I'm going to eat bread. The big man turned his head arrogantly, and at the same time pointed to the gate of Zhu Chiyuan: "There is a path in the weeds next to the gate, walk a hundred meters, there is a small street, calculate the time, there is a stall selling cakes and confiscating the stall!"
The gate of Zhu Chiyuan is still a black hole, and the shadows are very eerie, Shi Yiguang shuddered, and then looked at the white face of the big man under the street lamp, and immediately began to make up for it. This street writer can't be fake, it's a ghost change, or a fool, deliberately leading her over, and after leading her over, she picks up her clothes and serves with a small leather whip.
"I'm not going!" Shi Yiguang wrapped his coat and spoke firmly, while silently stepping back, keeping a safe distance from the big man who picked his feet.
"Heh, the silly girl also has a big IQ explosion, and her alertness is quite high!" The big man scratched his head like a chicken nest, and shook his head helplessly: "I can't be fooled, then my old Chu can only use it strongly, to be hard, you will have indirect Shi Lezhi in the future!"
"Come hard?" Shi Yiguang's face was full of vigilance, and he took two steps back.
"Scream, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you. The big man laughed sheepishly.
The big man who picked his feet raised a hand to himself, aimed at Shi Yiguang, and began to chant in his mouth, as if he was chanting, as if he was chanting, originally it was just a whisper, but as his palm slowly broke away, the murmur became more and more powerful, and in a moment it was like a bell crashing, like thunder and explosion, pouring down from under the sky.
Brilliant holy light came out from every pore of the big man's body, the original black leg hair was penetrated by the light, Ye Ye glowed, thirty pieces of ground stall shirts, wide shorts were windless and automatic, and hunting sounded.
The whole world was eclipsed, and it seemed that only this one person was there chanting!
"This is a contract, you are a blood descendant!" Shi Yiguang was furious, and he cried bitterly in his heart, he met the same kind, and he shot at her, and it was over.
The last time I saw the contract cast, it was still the Lei Ze Snake of the dead ghost senior, the kind of dazzling scene that rose in the air, called for thunder and lightning, and shone could not be dissipated in her mind, and now someone cast a contract on her again.
How can I Shi Yiguang, how can I use a contract with the boss, isn't it simple to ask me to go to Zhu Chiyuan, you just do it, take me by the collar and take it away, am I resisting? Why do you use a knife to kill chickens!
"Senior, senior, help!" Shi Yiguang ran away.
"Did you run away!" The big man snorted twice, and then shouted lightly: "Look at me, the ultimate invincible mysterical magic technique, reduce wisdom and strike!"
"Wisdom Strike. ”
"Wisdom Strike. ”
"Wisdom Strike. A spelllike voice echoed through the heavens and the earth.
Shi Yiguang only felt dizzy, and his mind was full of 'IQ was already low, and it was lowered again, so do I still have an IQ, I'm going to be demented, you can leave me some, it's good to keep a little.' Five words echoed.
When she came to her senses, the big man was smiling at her.
"In the evening, I'll find you a cake! Why don't you come with me and go to the restaurant to buy you a meal." Shi Yiguang felt that he was a witty group, and he just used the excuse of buying food to lure him away.
More than a dozen dollars completed the task, and blood was earned.
"No, I'm going to eat bread. The big man turned his head arrogantly, and at the same time pointed to the gate of Zhu Chiyuan: "There is a path in the weeds next to the gate, walk a hundred meters, there is a small street, calculate the time, there is a stall selling cakes and confiscating the stall!"
"Okay, you lead the way. Shi Yiguang smiled innocently, and followed the big man who cut his feet towards the gate of Zhu Chiyuan.
"That's good. The big man smiled proudly, dragged the flip-flops, and walked forward.
followed by Shi Yiguang, who was well-behaved and clever, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong.
The small bush next to the gate of Zhu Chiyuan actually had a small path, so small that only one person could pass through, and the big man with his feet was walking in front, Shi Yiguang followed behind, and disappeared into the darkness in a moment.
It is said that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, Shi Lezhi's Shi Yiguang is stupid and simple, and his brain is afraid that he is close to a three-year-old child, and he even forgot to be afraid, and followed aimlessly, walking and walking, until he walked to the door of the bar.
A small street, a dozen or so stores, only one bar, a small stall with lights illuminated, but not shining, but like a yellowing incandescent light bulb, can only illuminate a very small area, hazy, ethereal and blurry.
There really is a stall that sells cakes.
"Boss, let's make a cake, add five eggs, by the way, wash my pork, fry it again, and add it to the cake!"
The owner of the cake stall is an uncle, wearing a blue cloth jacket that has been washed and whitened, his hair is very thin, but his face is very kind, he unexpectedly looked at the sloppy man who picked his feet, and then looked at Shi Yiguang, and couldn't help but shake his head, and the flowers were inserted in the cow dung.
"Young man, the cake also comes with its own slices of meat, which is enough to save money. The stall owner's uncle was surprised at first, and then he really took the meat slice and washed it seriously.
"There's no way, pork is so expensive, you can't afford to eat it and it's wasteful, isn't that a crime, you say yes. The foot-picking man sighed.
"Also, pork is so expensive, uncle's stall is not ready anymore, I can't afford to sell it, and I will lose money!" The stall owner's uncle nodded approvingly, and then looked at Shi Yiguang: "As long as you have one, don't give one to your girlfriend!"
The big man approached the uncle and muttered in a low voice: "She's not my girlfriend, she's my daughter, but she's not biological, it's free-range." Then he had a meaningful expression on his face.
Uncle Cake instantly realized, and those who knew each other didn't ask more.
Shi Yiguang secretly looked at the uncle who spread the cake, and found that the uncle was the uncle, without anger, and his smile was honest and pure, clearly the kind of calm and quiet for half his life, and he had never experienced strong winds and waves.
This uncle also has something special, his left eye, the brown pupil is covered with a layer of white mist, almost blending with the surrounding whites of the eyes, Shi Yiguang knows this disease, severe cataracts, I am afraid that he is about to go blind.
Shi Yiguang is a little sympathetic to the uncle who has entered his twilight years, so he came out in the middle of the night to sell stall cakes, it is not easy, and then he touched his little belly, and then remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he simply bought a pancake here to fill his stomach, which can be regarded as supporting the uncle's business.