Chapter 1033 You can't play like this
Because the assistants who were called were left to help, the girls had to drive back by themselves, fortunately, accompanied by Li Menglong, although they were drunk, but everyone had a sense of security inexplicably, if something happened he should wake up in time, right?
The driver is Zheng Xiuyan, who is a car lover among girls, and she is also the first to spend a lot of money to buy a car, so her driving skills are also good, at least better than players like Lee Soon-gyu.
Glancing from the rearview mirror, even Zheng Xiuyan sighed, it's really that Li Menglong is in a very bad state now, don't talk about anything else, why are the whole people cautiously shrinking over there?
"I'll just say don't tease him, I don't know who I'm drinking, he believes everything you say now!" Zheng Xiuyan said honestly.
It's just that it can't interrupt the interest of the girls at all, after all, it's too difficult to catch Li Menglong who looks like this, not to mention whether the drinking will be like this with them, the girls can't afford to pay for this amount of alcohol alone, it is estimated that adding the nine of them together may not necessarily be as much as Li Menglong drank today.
"Oppa, don't listen to their nonsense, I'm your girlfriend, we both have children!" Yuna said nonsense.
Not to mention, Li Menglong really gave a reaction: "Child? How old are you to have a child?
"Ouch, do you know how to defend yourself, it's not easy!" Li Shungui said helplessly on the side.
"It's almost the same as you having a baby, you have to be in your thirties, so it's appropriate!"
With Li Menglong's words, Li Shungui's face is gloomy, is he Li Menglong blind, she Li Shungui is in her thirties?
"Can OPPA still see us? Who is the prettiest of us!"
As Li Menglong's fingers were raised, everyone was still a little nervous, this kind of question could be asked for a lifetime, especially in this kind of drunken spit out the truth, as Li Menglong's fingers swept back and forth, the girls all screamed more or less to set off the atmosphere.
Li Menglong himself seems to be very satisfied with this situation, so he still shakes his head proudly, coupled with his fingers that are still swinging, isn't this just a proper sale of cuteness, although it should be tolerated with Li Menglong, but the girls really can't look down on it.
"If anyone dares to hit me, she is the most ugly!" Li Menglong's last threat had no effect, the girls at this time were no longer the original girls, they preferred to do it now, and Li Menglong didn't realize it yet.
Returning home very smoothly along the way, I didn't give Li Menglong any chance to save the beauty of the hero, and it is difficult to say what state Li Menglong is in now, because according to Li Menglong's previous wine, he generally likes to sleep after drinking too much.
It's just that now I can still walk around by myself, although the direction has been very biased, could it be that I have drunk the zero threshold now and seem sober? I don't know that this is the result of Li Menglong's self-suggestion, when he was drinking, Li Menglong kept telling himself that he was going to be the last to fall.
There is no need to say more about how amazing the mental hint is, there are many strange cases of all kinds of scary, and the most classic is undoubtedly through the mental hint that someone is drowning, and as a result, he was really "drowned" in bed.
So now Li Menglong is forcibly not letting himself fall, which is convenient for the girls, otherwise even nine people will be tired of carrying him together, and the girls are relieved the moment they walk home.
Next, let Li Menglong toss casually, anyway, it's all at home, there will be no more accidents, they were really worried about coming on the road just now, if Li Menglong jumped out of the car and ran wildly, would they chase or not?
As a result, the headlines of the next day were: Girls' Generation Highway Kills Madness? A man shouts for help, and Girls' Generation nine people rob money and sex?
It feels terrible just to think about it, everyone is very tired after tossing this lap, and kicked Li Menglong off the sofa, so they can rest for a while, but Li Menglong not far away is a human-shaped alcohol vaporizer, and the smell is really bad.
"Ah, Lee Soon-gyu, hurry up and take your husband to take a bath!"
"Occasionally, what are you doing here? I'm also a female idol, okay?" Li Shungui said in surprise: "Besides, what if he goes crazy when he takes a bath? How dangerous I am!"
"How dangerous can it be? Besides, even if he is crazy, what can he do with you? It's nothing more than a matter of men and women!"
Lee Soon-gyu really obeyed these girls, in fact, if she wasn't the party, she would dare to say these things, but in this kind of role, in fact, Lee Soon-gyu pays attention to these things, and always feels a little inexplicably shy.
"Anyway, I'm not going! If any of you want to bathe him, you can go, I won't stop you!" Li Shungui said with a stiff neck, if Li Menglong is sober now, he will probably be able to go over and kill her, this little girl, don't you know how to feel sorry for her husband?
"It's up to me what I'm doing, no matter how good I am with Oppa, I can't undress Oppa!" Xu Xian said with a frightened face.
"Undress, then let's take off our clothes, you're in charge of wiping it up!" Kim Taeyeon said in a decisive tone, and then there was a pig-killing howl in the dormitory.
"Ah, what are you doing, rascals!" "Help. Is there anyone in charge!" "Don't pick my clothes, you ......"
"Well, relax your hands, just take off your pants, don't be nervous!" Kim Taeyeon said seductively over there, looking at Lee Soon-gyu with a burst of sadness, this conversation is too much.
It's good that Li Menglong is sensible, at least he knew to put them on immediately when he threw him a short, so now Li Menglong is a naked young man wearing beach pants shirtless, and the muscles slightly red because of alcohol abuse are very attractive.
These girls are also lawless, so this little hand will take advantage of the past endlessly, poking Li Menglong's pectoralis major muscles, poking his biceps, poking his abdominal muscles, Li Menglong has stopped resisting, his hands are just holding his pants tightly, he can't afford to provoke these female hooligans.
After wiping his body and forcibly pouring him two bottles of sobering and liver health products, the girls began to yawn one after another, knowing that they were still in a state of physical discomfort, so they all wanted to go to sleep.
It's just that retribution always comes so fast, just now they teased Li Menglong, but now they have to accept the result of being molested, it's not that Li Menglong is naked and playing hooligans, if that's the case, maybe the girls will happily take pictures, and they can threaten Li Menglong for many years.
The current situation is that they want to sleep, but Li Menglong doesn't sleep, they can't hide, they ran to the second floor and Li Menglong immediately followed, and when he woke up, he knew that the girls' places were not easy to enter at will, but now there is no such concern.
It's not good for the girls to lock it directly, otherwise Li Menglong is sleeping on the floor, and everyone is more worried, so they discussed, everyone = just go back to their own room, as for which room he goes to toss, even if the person is unlucky.
As a result, Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon won the lottery, looking at Lee Meng-ryong who was lying on the bed with his feet still hanging outside, Lee Soon-gyu felt that he would have to change to a bigger bed in the future, otherwise it would hurt her self-esteem, so she watched Lee Mong-ryong do whatever she wanted in her bed, and she could only hug Kim Tae-yeon's shoulders and look at each other pitifully.
In fact, the best way now is for the girls to continue to drink with Li Menglong, he is definitely at the zero threshold now, maybe he will pour it completely after another bottle, but the girls' bodies don't allow it.
Fortunately, people's physical strength is also limited, Li Menglong fell asleep after tossing for almost an hour, Kim Taeyeon and Lee Soon-gyu almost didn't cry directly, what is going on!
Although he can imagine the pain when he wakes up before drinking every time, he just can't control this mouth, Li Menglong opened his eyes, and his mouth unconsciously let out a low sound, enjoying the stinging pain in his mind.
grabbed a piece of clothing from the head of the bed and wiped the sweat on his forehead, even if he woke up, but the whole person was still in a semi-comatose state, and the first thing he noticed was his sense of smell, why is the room so fragrant?
Sniffed hard I haven t heard that drinking alcohol can cause a mutation in the sense of smell is not it but these can be put down first li menglong wanted to determine where he was now just sat up and found the clothes in his hand greasy.
If underwear is also a kind of clothing, then it may be the most unsuitable for wiping sweat, looking at the sky blue underwear with a blue fat pattern for a while, Li Menglong's mind was blank.
Then he forcibly began to think about yesterday's events, drank with his comrades-in-arms, and then slept in someone's house, but now he is holding someone's daughter's underwear?
"oppa! what are you doing!" Xu Xian shouted arrogantly, walked quickly and snatched the underwear from Li Menglong's hand, and then stared at Li Menglong with a red face, wanting to hear what he had to explain.
It's just that now Li Menglong is purely the aftermath of the catastrophe, although he usually feels that Xu Xian is particularly beautiful, but today he is particularly good-looking, as if there is a halo floating behind his head, and the whole person exudes the light of a goddess from the inside out.
"Xiaoxian! oppa misses you!" Li Menglong hugged him vigorously directly, patting Xu Xian's back fiercely with both hands, wanting her to share her joy together, at least he Li Menglong was temporarily separated from the beast.
It's just that at a certain moment, his movements stopped again, and Xu Xian appeared now, could it be that the underwear was Xu Xian's? God, what did he do to get this thing? You can't play like this!