The second uncle ignored us at all, and continued: "Good guy, a dozen is a month, during that time we ate and lived together, and drank without fighting, hahaha, it can be regarded as my most close friend." ”

We said "oh" again, scumbag, scumbag, make an appointment with someone, why do you sleep together while fighting, I think my old man hooking up with Grandma Liu who dances in the square is enough hooligan, I can't imagine that the second uncle is more than that.

The second master suddenly sighed: "Later, we made an appointment to go out to practice, and we made an appointment to fight every leap year, but unfortunately twenty years later, Wuji became a relative and stopped fighting." ”

Ah, I'm still married, and the old rascal still wants to make people unhappy, and I seriously despise it.

I sneered: "Second uncle, hey, don't be beautiful Second uncle, of course you don't want to beat others, don't say that people don't want to, you have to ask people if their husbands are happy." ”

The second uncle was still nostalgic for the good old days, so I came back to my senses after a while.

"What husband?"

"As far as your lifelong rival, don't you say that someone is married, and that husband's husband is not happy to have a white-headed cat hanging around his daughter-in-law all day long. ”

The second uncle tilted his head, "What do you mean?"

Oh, it's quite pretend, "No, second uncle, this is not, although it's all in the past, your little ambiguity before, you really forgot it, just a mouthful of Wuji." ”

When Su Er's girls heard me say this, they immediately felt a little disdain for the second master, and they squeezed to the side, and the second master looked at them, and then at me, and suddenly realized: "Stinky boy! What are you talking nonsense about! Fei Wuji is a man!"

What, man?" asked Huang Tianye. Didn't he say he was a woman?

"Male?"

The second uncle pressed his paw angrily, "Nonsense, I, Li Yi, have been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have never looked for a female martial arts competition, do you think I am the kind of incompetent person who bullies weak women!"

As soon as I heard the bad food, it was because I misunderstood, so I hurriedly apologized, but Su Er looked at the second uncle, "Second uncle, it turns out that you like men." ”

The second uncle just stood up and taught me there, and when Su Er asked me like this, one of them almost didn't fall under my chair, "What?"

Su Er said: "I heard you say this, you and that Fei Wuji seem to have a very close relationship, and there are complaints about his daughter-in-law in your words. ”

The second uncle said angrily: "We are martial friends! I complained about his daughter-in-law because his daughter-in-law didn't let him fight with me anymore." ”

Suer stretched out her voice, "Oh-I see, it's just that you hate her for breaking up, ah no, it's blocking you two." ”

The second uncle was speechless for a while, knowing that Su Er's description was getting darker and darker, but he didn't know how to refute it. After all, if these words are listened to in a normal sense, then there is no problem at all, but Su Er's head added a sentence that the second uncle likes men, so how wrong is it to listen to this.

The second uncle simply coiled up and buried his head in his stomach, "I won't explain it to you, Su Yatou has a terrible mouth." ”

We laughed, and Huang Tianye said: "I have also heard of the martial arts fight between Brother Li and Brother Fei, and it is quite exciting. But the one who stopped me from fighting with you was naturally not Brother Wuji, but his sister, Fei Wuwu. ”

As soon as we heard that Maye's gossip was not over, we all said that name, Fei worry-free, ah, what a name.

The second uncle shook his ears first, and then poked his head out and said, "Fei Wuwu?

Huang Tianye said: "It's Fei Wuji's sister, she is there every time you compete, I don't know why she stopped me, but since she said it, I will do it." ”

The second uncle thought about it, and suddenly pretended to understand, "Oh, it's that little girl, hmph, I said why there were fewer monsters who came to me to fight later, and she was making trouble." Forget it, don't bother with her. ”

We obviously see that the second uncle's words are just a cover-up, and it is definitely not the kind of relationship that can't think of a name, but we have to ask again, but it still buries its head and ignores us.

Huang Tianye waved his hand at us, "Shall we go and see the patient first, or what?"

We saw that Huang Tianye intended to divert the topic for the second uncle, so he stopped entanglement. I said: "Speaking of which, Old Man Xi's illness also involves the marriage of a ladyboy couple, but since you are here, you have to go to my house to sit down first, and the old man also said that he has not seen you for many years." ”

Min Ziqin said: "I have seen Old Man Xi's illness before, but I am not in a hurry on this day." ”

I said, "That's it, let's go back to my house in the afternoon, have a meal and chat, and start from my house tomorrow, and we can get closer." ”

Huang Tianye heard us say this, and naturally had no objection. went back to the three-bedroom room to get something, and Xi Fan drove directly to my house.

When I go back to my house in the city, it takes less than an hour to take the train, and if you drive, you can take the highway, and an hour is enough. Xi Fan drove the car, Feng Feng also followed, I asked her: "Feng Feng, you are not at home every day, your father is not in a hurry at all?" In my impression, Zhao Weiguo is not such a heartless man.

Feng Feng said indifferently: "If I go out by myself, my dad is in a hurry, my mom is not in a hurry, but I said that I would go out with you, and my dad doesn't seem to be in a hurry." ”

Yes, I know, Lin Shengxue has already regarded Xi Fan as her son-in-law, so naturally it doesn't matter, just talk to Shen Lingyi. Zhao Weiguo simply knew our monster identity, and since we dared to bring her, it meant that there was no danger, and we were quite relieved.

On the way, Min Ziqin pulled Huang Tianye to ask for medical questions, we didn't understand anyway, Su Er always wanted to inquire about the gossip of the second uncle, the second uncle was like an old monk, and he didn't pay attention to her at all, Su Er could only be bored with Feng Feng to talk about some things, Xi Fan concentrated on driving the car, and I simply leaned on the co-pilot and fell asleep.

When I got home, I looked, huh, my parents weren't at home. The old man slowly shook back from outside, "Grandpa, where are my fathers?"

"Oh, I went on a trip with your mother. ”

"Then why don't you go along?"

"It's so rare for two people to have no old and one small obstacles, a bit of a two-person world, I'm an old man who is making up something, besides, I can't get out of my body, your grandma Liu recently learned a new dance. ”

"Okay, okay, stop, stop. "I really don't have the face to listen to the old man's hooliganism.

"What, I invited Mr. Huang. With that, he pointed to the room.

The old man took the joke and stepped forward to bow to Huang Tianye, and Huang Tianye also bowed in return, "Brother Amano, it's been many years, I remember the last time you came to me, it was five or six years." ”

Huang Tianye said: "Yes, over the years, I have always troubled you. ”

The old man waved his hand and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, Brother Amano's benevolence and righteousness are admired in my heart, every time I mention it to Lao Su, he also feels the same way." ”

Huang Tianye just smiled, a few people took a seat, I hurriedly packed up the tea set and waited on the side, the old man greeted the second uncle again, called the second brother, and became a monster, I have a very open view of the generation.

I can't see what I can do.,If a monster comes by generation.,I can say bald on my mouth.,Besides.,It's okay to say that the second master doesn't have a phantom.,Just be a nickname.。 But look at Huang Tianye, they all call my grandfather brothers, I guess that's it, or say it leisurely, they have been screaming blindly in their lifetime, but you asked me to call a person with the same face as me Grandpa, whoever shouts is awkward.

Moreover, who do you still call it, if you want to talk to my grandfather, then I have to call Uncle Huang Tianye Han grandpa, but if I follow Xie Yuji, then this group must be my grandson. Happy fun, the dignified lady is my sister, if you dare to disagree, if you don't accept it, you will compare, but just think about it, my meat is tender, I'm afraid of being beaten.

The old man talked to Huang Tianye for a while, and then asked about our recent affairs. I told my father-in-law's student Xia Boyan how he went to the mountains to sketch, and robbed his relatives by mistake, and as a result, he asked Lao Yu's family to do the buckle. Later, the two of them fell in love, and we went back to talk about the matter, and then we learned about Old Man Xi's condition.

The old man nodded, "This is very good, it can not only solve the conflict very well, but also treat a patient." ”

I asked the old man: "Grandpa, the combination of Xia Boyan and Yu Gege has no sequelae, right?"

The old man looked at me puzzled, "What sequelae?"

"It's just that it won't have any bad effects, such as violating the rules of heaven or something. ”

The old man looked at me like an idiot and said, "Where did Tiantiao come from, I have long told you to watch less of those nonsense TV series." ”

"Oh, that's good, it's the first time I've encountered something like this, so I'll ask. ”

The old man nodded, "You still don't have much to bear, I've seen a lot of stories of shemale combinations, and they all live quite well." ”

"Okay, then I don't have any scruples. ”

I think I'm thinking too much, Min Ziqin said that the one born after the combination of man and demon is also a person, and it is the same as us, so naturally there is nothing to scruple about. I was wondering what was going on, and suddenly I felt that something was wrong.

It seemed that there was something particularly important that I had overlooked, and suddenly I slapped my thigh and startled them all.

"Grandpa, let me ask you something, it is said that after the combination of monsters and humans, all those born are humans. Then why did our ancestors go to such great lengths to make themselves lose their demon personality? Wouldn't it be the end of finding a human to marry?"

Su Er and Min Ziqin were also shocked to hear me say this, the old man tilted his head to look at us, and then nodded, "Congratulations, you know the biggest secret of our Shemale Society." ”

"Huh?"