Chapter 959: The Power of Lemons
Although he had already guessed Director Luo's insidiousness, Li Menglong still had to say to him sincerely: Luo Yingshi, you slut!
I want to say this is definitely not only Li Menglong himself, the girls are obviously one of them, but the audience should like him very much, after all, although he Li Menglong has not played the pictures and games made by Director Luo, but just listening to the rules, you know that everyone must love to watch it.
After the group game all the time, at such a critical moment as obtaining beef, Director Luo actually started to play the team battle, which is also one of the core highlights of the past two days and one night.
Although Li Menglong knew that it was inappropriate to think so, he still had to say that as long as the game wins, it seems that this game is not unacceptable, which is exactly in response to the slogan that Jiang Hudong's gang often shouted: As long as it's not me!
As for how the ten people on the scene should divide the team, Director Luo also wilted, first of all, the girls slashed at Yu Li, and Yu Li ranked sixth in the team's age, so everyone understands, especially Director Luo's clumsy naming ability.
"Old Girls, we don't recognize the name, why are we old girls, we're still young!" Kim Tae-yeon retorted dissatisfiedly.
But since the team has been divided, that means that they are already enemies now, so Yuna and Xiuying don't mind letting these eldest sisters add some blockages: "Why isn't it? It's so much older than me, don't you know?
"I'm just two years older than you, Lin Yun'er, are you saying this against your will?"
"It's not against your will, a young day is also young, not to mention that you are hundreds of days older than me!" Yun'er said proudly: "As for the name of our team, it's called the goddess team!"
"Uh, isn't this a little bit of my opinion, although it may not be that important!" Li Menglong is sure to enter the group with fewer people, so this team name is obviously not appropriate.
It's just that he himself said the result, so he didn't pay attention to his opinion at all, and a duel full of gunpowder between the old girl and the goddess was about to unfold, and I had to admire Director Luo's ability to provoke.
All it takes is a plate of beef, a detachment and a team name to make Girls' Generation begin to split internally, Li Menglong feels that Director Luo shouldn't be a director, it's too condescending, he should do that kind of professional anti, see which idol is not pleasing to the eye, go over to provoke a wave, let the group disband, there will definitely be many people who spend a lot of money to invite him over, this is also a craft!
Director Luo's game has always been uncomplicated, simple and rude to echo the audience's taste, this time it's the same, the game is simple, it's called the righteous game, and the rules are not complicated, that is, two groups of people compete to eat, and it is in the order prescribed first, how much to eat depends on their own conscience.
Originally, the moment they heard this game, the girls were vying for the first place, because they could eat more, and it was best to eat them all by one, and they even thought it was a game to compete for speed.
It's just that when they saw the food that came up, the girls began to grab the first position even more desperately, because this way they could eat less, and the game was not a speed comparison at all, but it was clearly a cruelty to themselves.
The food Xu Xian had already eaten just now, but it seemed to be just an appetizer, looking at the two pots of cut lemons in front of them, the girls were already drooling without tasting it at all, of course, it was not greedy, but an instinctive reaction.
"Has there been a bumper lemon harvest recently? Or is the price low?" Rao is Li Menglong's nerves are a little unable to accept this terrifying game.
"That's not there, it's just that the program team has a lot of money, so I can buy a lot of things!" Director Luo didn't lie to anyone, how to say that it is also Li Menglong's program and the ratings are good, although Li Menglong himself spends very little money and does not need money to invite guests, but Li Enxi still gave a production fee of 100 million for one episode.
In the case that Girls' Generation, Li Menglong and the filming team don't want money, it can be said that it is very troublesome to let Director Luo squander this 100 million yuan within two days, especially in this kind of small village, you can't let Director Luo collect 100 million sorghum!
That's the end of the discussion about the price of lemons, Luo Dao has already erected a ten-minute countdown table, and within ten minutes, the two teams will work hard, and finally the winner will be determined by the number of lemon peels.
Li Menglong, who was not surprised, was ranked last on their team, after all, it was foreseeable that the last one must be the most embarrassing, because it was directly related to the victory or defeat, and there were few people to mess with on the old girl's side, and even Pani, who seemed to be the best bully, used tears to attack.
So the unexpected Li Shungui was ranked last on the opposite side, this pair of hard-working mandarin ducks smiled bitterly at each other, always feeling that the two of them were destined to be pitted, if it was just a guess at the beginning, then the guess quickly became a reality.
Zheng Xiuyan ate a petal of lemon, and after leaving a terrifying emoji, she waved her hand directly to signal the next one, she was no longer good! Li Shungui almost strangled her directly without going over, you must know that this game is not a cycle, and it will be over after eating it at Li Shungui.
And Zheng Xiuyan has made any contribution? If she wins this meeting, she Zheng Xiuyan will be embarrassed to eat meat with her? Look at the goddess team again, and directly release Xu Xian for a good start.
As a very honest little girl, Xu Xian doesn't know what variety show effects are, but Director Luo is the best at transforming the true colors of stars into variety show effects, and sure enough, the picture of Xu Xian eating lemons is extremely exciting, and the girls on the side laughed together.
It's just that obviously the girls on the beef side have also fought hard, to be honest, lemons have almost no negative effects, and eating too much is at most a sore tooth, so the girls led by Xiaoyuan began to eat desperately.
When Li Menglong and his wife came on the stage, he was still ten yuan behind, and I have to say that Yun'er and the others were too righteous! Swallowing the lemon directly, Li Menglong's tears immediately flowed, and he felt that these girls were crazy? For the sake of beef, just eat it by yourself after the show tomorrow.
It's just that it's obvious that the girls are not only for the beef, but also for the victory of the game, after all, they have suffered so much, and they will cry if they can't eat beef, and don't you feel that only one party can eat meat, which is very attractive?
So Li Menglong enjoyed the treatment of the emperor for a while, some were responsible for pinching his shoulders, some were responsible for wiping his mouth, and some were specially responsible for handing over lemons, and he didn't give Li Menglong any chance to react at all, or even if he wanted to quit this brainless game, it was almost impossible.
Over there, Li Shungui stopped very smartly, and waited until Li Menglong caught up before eating, otherwise Li Menglong directly admitted defeat, wouldn't she eat in vain, but she didn't get her wish, and soon she had to join the army of lemon eaters.
If the audience who doesn't know the truth sees this scene, they must think that Li Menglong and his wife are being punished, one by one with tears, dripping nose, painful and tangled faces, their mouths are full of golden lemons, and the girls on the side can't stop stuffing inside.
Director Luo is almost stupid, to be honest, he didn't expect the game to develop to such a fierce level, but he won't suffer a loss, right, he already has a premonition that a wave of girls' latest emojis is about to be released, although it will feel a little uglier!
When the time arrived, Li Menglong and Li Shungui were discarded in an instant, after all, the result was the most important thing at this time, and Li Shungui and the two could only rely on each other and began to vomit sour water, Li Menglong even felt that his burps were a lemon fragrance now!
Fortunately, when he heard the cheers of Yuna and the others, Li Menglong strangely felt that the suffering he suffered was meaningful, not for the plate of meat, but just to see the slow and dead expressions of Kim Taeyeon and the gang, and their lemons were eaten in vain!
Yuna swayed to Kim Taeyeon's side with a classic figure-of-eight step in an extremely hooligan attitude, looked at a few people as if looking at the goods, and then picked up Pani's chin with one hand extremely lightly......, and said with that evil and crazy temperament: "I still lack a barbecue maid here, is the little lady interested?
"Lin Yun'er, we can watch this show for people over the age of twelve, pay attention to the impact!"
"I didn't say anything, it's just a fair deal, Panioni came over and gave us a barbecue, you can give her a little to eat as well!"
"What about things other than barbecue?"
"This is going for us to communicate slowly in private, why should I tell you?" Yun'er said nonchalantly, always feeling that she had to rely on her own to raise this variety show to the level of the nineteenth ban.
Pani only hesitated slightly, and jumped over without looking at Kim Taeyeon's gang, as if Yoona was her eldest sister. Although Kim Taeyeon feels that Pani is very undisciplined, she knows that she will choose it herself.
Looking at the remaining four of them, Kim Taeyeon felt that she could contribute another wave of ratings: "Otherwise, let's pick one of the four that can be eaten!"
I have to say that this is also one of the conventions, so Luo Dao nodded cooperatively, as for the game, do you want to eat lemons again? Luo Dao looked at the remaining lemons and thought, after all, it is shameful to waste food!