Looking at Li Shixin, who was blushing with crayons on the stage, covering his lower abdomen, and twisting his legs and body, he took a deep breath.

The green tendons on Pan Tianyi's forehead throbbed.

Can you have more accidents for your old man!

Do you use the stage of the show as a kindergarten?

Backstage, the director and assistant director who were directing the live broadcast scene, together with a group of choreographers, heard the unplanned changes in Li Shixin's live broadcast, and they were also collectively petrified.

"Director, what should I do?" Hu Yaya, the on-site director, saw that the scene suddenly fell into a cold scene due to this unexpected situation, and immediately asked loudly through the walkie-talkie.

"What else can I do?!"

Assistant director Sun Yaya has gone crazy.

As a senior member of the production team who did not agree with Li Shixin, an older trainee, to participate in the show from the beginning, he is now gritting his teeth with hatred.

As the executor of the show, he thought of all kinds of issues that might be good to face from the place where Li Shixin officially participated in the show.

But he didn't expect that this sixty-six-year-old trainee would suddenly urinate urgently and frequently during the live broadcast!

Elderly, it's really too deadly!

Let him get on the ...... early

In order to hold white tea, Tianmu Entertainment has been operating and public relations for 20 million during this time. Sun Yaya could almost imagine that after a while after the show ended, the boss of Tianmu Entertainment called over and was furious.

Can...... Don't let this old man's ginseng show advance?

If he really fucking peed his pants at the live broadcast of the show because of frequent urination and urgency, then the entire program team will definitely be sprayed into slag by the public the next day!

Rao is Sun Yaya has nearly ten years of experience in directing variety shows, and at this time, he can't help but feel numb.

This soak of 66-year-old man's urine... Fatal... It's deadly......

Gritting his teeth, after repeatedly crossing the crossroads in his heart, Sun Yaya picked up the intercom in his hand and sighed directly to Pan Tianyi at the scene.

"Let him go......"

......

"Since that's the case. Then ...... The Huaqi group is here first!"

Hearing Sun Yaya's instructions in the in-ear earbuds, Pan Tianyi tried his best to get out of his madness, and said with suppressed emotions.

"Okay! Thank you for your understanding, thank you for your understanding!"

Li Shixin "is like being amnestied" and bowed to Pan Tianyi and the others.

Seeing that Ba Jiushi Sanxiao behind him was still standing in place stunned, trembling, and sighed: "Come on stage, why are you stunned?"

Watching Li Shixin soak in urine and snatch the first round of the C position that should belong to Tianmu Entertainment, the three views of Ba Jiu Shi Sanxiao have been turned upside down!

(o﹃o?) ，(o﹃o，)，(o﹃o?) ......

Is that okay too?

This is the first round of solo exit, the first priority to perform on the stage, a proper C position!

Glancing at the three small ones who were shattered, Li Shixin smiled contemptuously.

"The initiative and victory, according to the real situation, through the activity of subjective ability, can obtain certain conditions, and the inferior and passive can take it from the superior and active one. ”

and "take care of all aspects of the overall situation, grasp the strategic pivot, and focus on the most important and decisive issues and actions to promote the development of the overall situation." ”

and "adapting to the situation, taking measures according to the situation, not sticking to one pattern, not abiding by old rules, flexibly using forces and tactics, fighting what kind of battles with what weapons, fighting what battles against what enemies, and fighting what battles at what time and place; judging the hour and sizing up the situation, pursuing advantages and avoiding disadvantages, making full use of all the enemy's weaknesses, giving full play to all one's own strong points, and being good at creating many local advantages and local initiative when being in a disadvantageous and passive position in the overall situation, and then seizing the superiority and initiative in the overall situation." ”

I don't know this simple and basic military theory, I won't use it, and you still want to be a traffic star?

Scold!

Nine-year compulsory education, "On Protracted War" should be included in the compulsory course!

In the gnashing of teeth of Bai Cha and others, Li Shixin took Ba Jiushi and took the three of them in the C position for some reason, handed the background music USB flash drive in his hand to the on-site choreographer, and walked to the stage.

"Thank you, we are the Huaqi group, and I am Li Shixin. This is Chen Shi, Lu Jiu and Cheng Ba. Next, our group will bring you two programs. Jump, sing. I hope you enjoy it. ”

Hearing Li Shixin say to the audience that he was going to play two shows, the trainees on the stage were suddenly dissatisfied.

"Funny, right?

"How can you finish the performance in ten minutes?"

"Funny, right?"

In the midst of the discussion, Li Shixin and Sanxiao stood still in the middle of the stage.

"Teacher, are you sure you want to come to that dance?"

Seeing that Li Shixin had turned his back to the audience and put on a dance pose, Ba Jiu Shisan grinned.

Looking at the hesitant look on Sanxiao's face, Li Shixin temporarily turned off the microphone and smiled: "Do you want to enter the top ten on the popularity list?"

"Yes!"

"Want to be famous?"

"Yes!"

"Do you want to make your debut in the C position?"

"I want to !!"

"After listening to the old man's arrangement, did you get wet and get into battle, did your popularity get up?"

"Hmm!"

"Now you're standing, aren't you in the C position?"

"Yes!"

"Then jump. ”

"Oh. ”

was handled by Li Shixin in a few words, Sanxiao suppressed the hesitation in his heart and turned around silently.

Seeing that Li Shixin grabbed the C position in an extremely deadly way, the sand sculpture netizens who came to watch the game were already laughing and crying at this time;

"Xinye, this is a routine, isn't it?

"If you want to talk about Lu Ziye, I believe that I am the second in the whole world, and no one dares to say that I am the first!

"Xinye, I can only give you forty points for your routine of frequent urination and grabbing the C position! Because I attracted the manager on duty when I was at work, and I was deducted sixty yuan after watching your video. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, do you understand the old man, okay? Maybe Xinye is really urgent? Looking forward to Xinye's show!"

At the same time, the young fans who came out of the shadow of frequent urination also broke out of the barrage;

"Uncle, I beg you, go home and take care of yourself!"

"Mentor brother, don't fall for him! This old man is obviously relying on the old man to sell the old man and grab the C position!"

"Don't be a demon on this stage!"

"Go home and make tea, yo-yo bird, it's okay to take some Liuwei Dihuang pills, grandpa, I beg you!"

"Why are you disgusting babies here! Oh my God, what the hell did I do, and God you're going to punish me like this?!"

"Jump! Let this old man jump! I'm going to see if he dares to be the first to play, I want to see how good his show really is!"

In the midst of a disturbing barrage, the background music in the USB flash drive was finally played.

With a hint of naughtiness in that movement, there is a hint of demonism in the naughtiness, and there is a hint of demonic ...... The prelude to the commotion sounded, and Li Shixin and Sanxiao, who were facing away from the audience, twisted their buttocks.

Doodoo~Doodoo, Doot~Dood,

“PPAP、

I have a pen，I have an apple.

Yes~~

Apple-pen!

I have a pen，I have pineapple.

Yes~~~

Pineapple-pen!

Apple-pen~Pineapple-pen......

Yes~~~!

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-pen!”

The songs are short, and the dances are even shorter.

Not even a minute in total.

But with Li Shixin's incomparably turbulent facial expressions and bewitching body movements, this song is so magical that I can completely remember the lyrics and melody after listening to it once......

It has penetrated into the ears of every live audience and live audience, and reverberated in their hearts!

Then, the repeated loop mode was turned on.

I have a pen,I have an apple.ah~~

I have a pen,I have an apple.ah~~

(o﹃o)，(o﹃o)，(o﹃o)，(o﹃o)......

Until Li Shixin and Sanxiao had finished performing and stood firmly on the stage for half a minute, there was petrified silence offstage and on the live broadcast screen.

Everyone, stunned.

"Ahhhhh!!!h

"No, what kind of song is this, what kind of dance is this? Get out of my head, get out of my head, !! soul."

"God, why, why let me hear this song, I don't want to remember, I don't want a single song loop in my heart, help me, help me!

"Devil! This must be the devil's spell, right?!"

"Believe you, why did you think of such a song when you were doing it!, no, just listen to it again, and the single in my heart is looping!"

"Master, master Mo Nian, master silently! spare my grandson!!

But immediately, the barrage and the scene were a wail!

Drip!

Gain negative sentiment cheer points, 110002 points!

Drip!

Gain additional [Crazy] Cheer Points, 40108 points!

Standing on the stage, Li Shixin, who was breathing smoothly, heard two soft honks in his ears, and the overwhelming abuse and humiliation, and his old face turned red.

If it weren't for the sake of continuing his life and reaping the last cheers, the old man wouldn't want to sing such a brainwashing divine comedy with such a lack of virtue and smoke.

Leeks, I'm sorry!