1582 Chapter 1582
☆、06416-live version of the professional
Me: "Don't worry that I will blindly believe your words, I have been paying attention to my statements for a long time, and I can't easily trust the words of any outsiders. I think every outsider who approaches me can have bad intentions towards me, and every word they say can hide a trap. ”
Elder Du Yuan: "Is Sha Yuan so deceiving the wind?"
Me: "Half, and the existence of this half is enough for me to doubt the other half, and eventually it is a total suspicion." The sand school has become sour, and it has begun to become regular and rigid, not only in the rigidity of the actual way of being, but also in the impression of people, including me. ”
Me: "It's a bit of a shame to say that I can't keep the chaotic style that I started with. However, at the same time, I am glad that there is no constant chaos, and the chance of causing damage is constantly decreasing. ”
Elder Du Yuan smiled and said 'goodbye' to me, and then disconnected the communication.
I looked at Ji Yizhu and asked, "Is there anything else you want to say to me?"
Ji Yizhu: "Do you still plan to temporarily stay in Ruan Mi until Erqi Cat comes?"
Me: "Yes. By the way, let's take a look at more cute things. Can I see most of the cute things here?"
Ji Yizhu: "Of course. The spirit animals that live in Ruan Mi usually don't shy away from people, and if you negotiate a deal with them, they will also give you a cute show. ”
Me: "Will deliberately acting reduce cuteness?"
Ji Yizhu: "They try to make the deliberate seem natural. Especially if your cultivation is not much higher than them, you will probably not be aware of the deliberateness. They are professional. ”
Me: "Actually, I've read a lot of guides to selling cute. ”
Ji Yizhu: "But I don't see much of the live professional version. ”
Me: "Just try it." ”
Facts have proved that Ji Yizhu's self-confidence is very reasonable, and outsiders who face Ruan Miguan's cute things really can't avoid being cuteness if they have theoretical knowledge. Just like no matter how the text describes how pink and soft the cat's meat pads are, it can't compare to pinching them yourself.
And Ruan Mi's cute things will also form a team.
Big cute things with small cute things, can fly and swim on their backs, and there will never be a situation where Yan Ziqi's hamster army makes a good cute thing scary because it is too dense.
Specialized.
☆、06417 - young rabbits
The three young rabbits formed a ball and said to me, "Let's show you to roll, can you give us three carrots at the foundation level?"
Me: "You guys are only in the Qi cultivation period, what kind of foundation-level rations do you want?
Young rabbit: "We can save it and eat it slowly, we are about to reach the foundation building period, we must prepare first." ”
Me: "Doesn't Ruan Mi Tube give you basic living expenses?"
Young rabbit: "Ruan Mi is stingy, not only does he not give us living expenses, but also let us pay accommodation fees." ”
Ji Yizhu: "Because you are uninvited." If you enter Ruan Mi Tu after being invited by Ruan Mi Tu's disciples, then the Ruan Mi Tu disciples who invited you will pay for your accommodation; ”
Ji Yizhu: "Ruan Mi's territory is limited, and he thinks he has too many cute spirit beasts, if Ruan Mi doesn't set some thresholds, he won't be able to raise spirit beasts." ”
Bunny: "We're already cute, not just self-righteous. ”
Me: "But you're too weak. What Ruan Miguan's disciples wanted to invite should be a spirit beast at the same level as their upper limit cultivation, that is, the final state was the Yuan Infant Stage. You guys are finally in the early stage of Jindan, right? You should be looking for cute things in the third-rate sect, where you can definitely become a fee-free household. ”
Young Rabbit: "There is no such type as Ruan Mi in the third-rate sect. The low-profile version of Bao inquiring has Ke Dongfeng, but there is no low-profile version of Ruan Mi. ”
Me: "Yo, you've asked about this?"
Bunny: "We make a living by selling cuteness to humans, so of course we have to know the social structure of humans." That's how professional we are. ”
Me: "But you're not right, third-rate sects such as the Caged Stone and the Disturbing Light are all mastered beasts." ”
One of the young rabbits: "...... What is a disturbing light? ”
Young Rabbit No. 2: "I know the Caged Stone, they are indeed the master beast master, but their focus is on birds and spirit animals, and they don't value cuteness. ”
Me: "What does it matter if the sect itself values the cute? Don't you just find a place to stay? The sect values the cute, you sell the cute, the sect doesn't value the cute, you value the others, you cater to the focus of the sect, anyway, it's just a transaction." Could it be that after you lived in Ruan Miguan, you took Meng as your life's work?"
Young rabbit: "It's easy to sell cute to earn living expenses, but other work is very tiring." ”
☆、06418 - with the help of tools
Me: "Selling cuteness, looking at other people's faces, figuring out other people's moods and preferences in every move, where is it easy? For example, if you try to please me, even if you make me happy, I will give you some carrots at most, but do you know how many carrots I can earn in an hour by refining small things and selling them myself?"
Bunny: "It's hard to refine. We tried, and our claws are not as flexible as human hands and are not suitable. ”
Me: "The three of you all have fire spirit roots, do you know that fire spirit roots are considered the best spirit roots for refining classes? The pills are all spherical, and they are all spherical shapes naturally condensed during the refining process, and they are not made by hand. If you can heat the Dan furnace, this alchemy will begin. ”
Probably made up his mind, Ji Yizhu, who was my tour guide during my stay in Ruan Miguan, couldn't listen to it anymore, and interjected: "The alcohol lamp can also heat the Dan furnace." ”
Me: "Haven't you heard of the success of alchemy in a chemical laboratory?"
Ji Yizhu: "I'm not a Dan cultivator, and I don't know much about it, but the monk's pill must at least contain spiritual power, right?"
Me: "With the help of spirit beads and spirit stones and specific tools, mortals can infuse spiritual energy into materials. I didn't fool you, mortals can really refine monks' elixirs, just as mortals can process monks' magic weapons. Spiritual power is energy to put it bluntly, and mortals have learned to use many kinds of energy, and spiritual power is also one of them. ”
Me: "Mortals really can't use spiritual power only by their own bodies, just as mortals can't use electricity, light, and water energy by relying only on their own bodies. ”
Me: "For example, low-grade pills such as Bigu Dan and Zhuyan Dan can already be produced in batches in the mortal world, and the biggest obstacle to the lack of productization is that the mortal body cannot bear a large number of those pills, that is, it is impossible to obtain permission to sell them in large quantities. Due to the high cost of production machinery and the high maintenance cost of environmental conditions for such products, it is difficult to make a lot of money once the quantity does not go up, and only a few local tyrants can return to their capital. Therefore, mortals refine the principle of action of these pills, and then soften them into suitable for mortal use, and then carry out large-scale production, and they will make money. ”
Me: "If you go to check the beauty products related to Zhuyan Dan, then an industrial chain has already been formed." Bigudan's derivatives are more systematically developed in terms of military rations. ”
Ji Yizhu: "...... Wow. ”
☆、06419-flicker
I looked back at the rabbits and the more and more cute animals gathered around them: "Compared to mortals, you have spiritual power, and you don't have to borrow spirit stones and spirit beads when refining items. Even if you only learn to refine Bigu Dan, at least you can form a stable income. When you sell things, sell cuteness by the way, and raise the price of the items you sell, do you think it will be easier than you to simply sell cuteness and reward?"
Me: "It's better to ask for others than for yourself." If you are too lazy to take care of the independent spirit beasts of human beings, but you are now dependent on human beings, then you have to live like a human being. ”
Bunny: "Can't you live like a pet?"
Me: "Have you found a keeper? If you don't have a fixed keeper, it's called a stray animal, not a pet." Stray animals need to be skilled so that they don't fall into the trap of picking up garbage to eat. ”
Ji Yizhu: "Pei Daoyou...... You seem to be encouraging our residents to move?"
Me: "Aren't these unsolicited and redundant spirit beasts?" I'm trying to help you get a batch. ”
Ji Yizhu: "I'm afraid you will empty them all." Although there are slightly more foreign spirit beasts living in Ruan Mi now, and the disciples' training is not complete, there are more and more room for choice so that the disciples can be more comfortable and calm when training. We have a cooperative relationship with these foreign spirit animals, and we need these spirit animals that do not belong to us to accompany us to learn the exercises. They are our important teaching aids. ”
Me: "Don't worry, you can't fool around. Earning something for nothing is a stubborn disease that is difficult to cure. Even if learning a skill will inevitably make life easier, the learning process, even if it is a simple one, will keep most creatures out. Is it hard to learn to move bricks, and why are there so many good adults begging?"
Ji Yizhu: "Because moving bricks is not as profitable as begging." ”
Me: "So you'd rather dress up dirty every day and nest in a corner day after day?"
Ji Yizhu: "No, although some professional beggars are dirty when they are begging, they still have time to get off work, and after work they will dress up beautifully and comfortably and enjoy life. As for the discomfort during work...... Isn't it the norm to be uncomfortable at work? Isn't it worse to be dirty than to endure the harassment of your boss?"
Me: "Ji Daoyou, your idea is a bit dangerous. ”
Ji Yizhu: "Really? I'm just guessing at random. I didn't have a boss, I didn't beg, I just made assumptions based on hearsay. ”
I began to teach the cute animals how to do alchemy without using their hands.
Me: "Spiritual power can basically do everything in place of all of our limbs. Well, you see, wrap the raw materials in this way with spiritual power, and then use spiritual power to promote the fusion of various raw materials according to certain rules, pay attention to the tightness of the fusion, wait for the ingredients to stabilize, okay, this is refining a Bigu Dan. ”
Me: "This time, because I was demonstrating to you, I only refined one at a time, normally speaking, refining Bigu Dan during the Qi training period is based on the furnace as a counting unit, and there are at least a dozen in a furnace, and there can be thousands of them." ”
Ji Yizhu: "During the Qi training period, you shouldn't be able to do thousands of furnaces." Spiritual power is not enough. ”
Me: "As soon as I heard it, I knew you hadn't visited the Medicine Sect. ”
Ji Yizhu: "I'm sorry, I really visited. When I went to the Medicine Sect to trade spirit beasts, I visited by the way, and I heard the disciples of the Medicine Sect say that they had refined a furnace of Bigu Dan at most five hundred and sixty-three during the Qi training period that year. ”
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