Chapter 17: The Bear Child Who Can't Be Messed With
"Jiaxi, hurry up and clean up the room, your cousin's family is coming soon. Guo Fu urged her daughter.
"He broke all my toys last time, and I don't like him as a trickster. Huang Jiaxi was playing skipping rope in the living room, and Cui Tao was sitting on the sofa, licking his curly hair.
Cui Tao thought to himself, children are very naughty nowadays, and teachers and parents don't pay attention to them. And children are very difficult to manage, sometimes it is not a no-fight, it is quite a headache.
"People are still in kindergarten, what can they understand? You, who are sisters, have to let him. Guo Fu walked to her daughter's room and was helping her sort things out. "I see you have two old toys that you don't play with, so I'll give them to my brother later. ”
"No, I'm going to play. Huang Jiaxi put down the rope, and his cheeks bulged with anger. "If you don't give, you just don't give!"
Guo Fu pinched her nose and said, "You, just like your father." ”
As he spoke, the doorbell rang. Guo Fu hurriedly ran to open the door, it should be his cousin's family here.
"Yo, Xia Yang hasn't seen him for a long time, and he has grown so tall all of a sudden. Guo Fu touched his nephew's head. Xia Yang's parents brought a lot of food and new clothes for Huang Jiaxi. "You're so welcome, what else do you want to bring with you to play? Have lunch here?"
Xia Yang's mother responded: "Don't bother, he still has classes in the afternoon, we don't eat, just sit down and leave." Last week, I saw a message from your circle of friends, saying that I had a teddy dog and could catch mice...... Xia Yang heard about it and wanted to come and see this dog. ”
It turned out that Cui Tao's deeds of catching mice have been widely spread, and many people have come to visit.
"You mean dogs...... Look, lying on the couch. Guo Fu smiled from ear to ear, but she didn't expect to slap it casually and attract a lot of fans.
Xia Yang's eyes were quick, and when he saw Cui Tao, he pounced like a tiger. He grabbed Cui Tao's neck with both hands and picked it up. Cui Tao was defenseless and almost lost his breath.
"Haha, it's so fun!" Xia Yang put Cui Tao on the floor, touched his stomach, pulled his ears, pressed his chin, and didn't stop for a moment.
What should I do if I encounter this kind of bear child? Play dead......
Huang Jiaxi walked out of the room and said hello to Xia Yang. "Sister, I heard that this dog can catch mice?"
"Of course, he's amazing. Last time he was in the kitchen, he bit a big rat to death. Huang Jiaxi patted his chest and promised.
"I don't believe it, how can a dog catch a mouse? I've never heard of it. ”
Huang Jiaxi continued: "He really knows how to catch mice. ”
"Unless...... I saw him catch the mouse. Xia Yang continued.
"There are no rats now, they won't be there until the evening. ”
Xia Yang took out a simulated electronic mouse from his trouser pocket and handed it to Huang Jiaxi. "If your dog can catch this mouse, I believe it. ”
Cui Tao glanced at it, and the mouse in front of him was quite similar to the real mouse, slightly smaller. There should be a battery on the bottom of the body, similar to a toy like a remote-controlled car.
"This is a fake mouse, what's so rare?" Huang Jiaxi was skeptical.
Xia Yang pretended to be mysterious and said: "This is not an ordinary fake mouse, it is even more powerful than a real mouse." ”
A fake mouse that is more powerful than a real mouse? Cui Tao also expressed doubts.
Hearing what his cousin Xia Yang said, Huang Jiaxi was also interested, wanting to see what this fake mouse was capable of. Xia Yang put the fake mouse on the floor and turned on the switch.
Huang Jiaxi lowered his body and said to Cui Tao: "French fries, you have to come on later, catch that fake mouse and prove your strength." ”
Cui Tao nodded happily. To be honest, there is really no bottom in my heart to catch a real mouse, but it is easy to deal with a fake mouse. Show your hand in front of Huang Jiaxi's cousin and justify your name.
"Ready? I'm going to get started. Xia Yang pressed his hand on the switch and placed the fake mouse on the floor.
As soon as Xia Yang's hand was released, the fake mouse was like an arrow off the string, moving quickly in a straight line. So fast? Cui Tao was dumbfounded, this speed is faster than that of a real mouse!
"French fries, rush!" Huang Jiaxi gave an order, and Cui Tao stubbornly went up.
The fake mouse is extremely ferocious, bounces off obstacles, and then spends away in a different direction. According to the different impact angles and forces, the trajectory of the fake mouse cannot be determined at all.
Cui Tao ran behind the fake mouse, wearing the bottom of the table, sticking to the wall, and drilling the shoe cabinet...... Exhausted. I kept accelerating, stopping, and changing direction, and after running for less than a minute, I was so tired that I couldn't stop panting.
The fake rat is like a firecracker that is set horizontally, jumping around the living room.
No, you can't afford to lose to this fake mouse!
The Fake Rat's itinerary is irregular, scurrying around. Where are its flaws?
Could it be...... Cui Tao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of the martial arts movies he had watched before. A trick commonly used by masters in the world is to brake with static braking and respond to changes without change.
Cui Tao simply sat motionless on the floor, he was waiting for the rabbit.
After the fake rat bounced back after many collisions with walls, table legs, chair legs, sofa legs, cabinet corners, etc., it unexpectedly threw itself into Cui Tao's feet. Cui Tao saw the opportunity, stomped his feet decisively, stepped down, and immediately stepped on the fake mouse until his whole body was paralyzed.
"Yay! The fries worked, and the fries caught the mouse. Huang Jiaxi shouted happily.
Cui Tao was also very happy, sticking out his tongue, quite proud.
"No, no. Cousin Xia Yang picked up the mouse toy on the ground and said, "This is a fake mouse killed by itself, it can't be counted." ”
"I saw that it was the fries that trampled to death, you Laipi!" Huang Jiaxi argued.
Xia Yang picked up Cui Tao and put him on the dining table. "If you want to catch mice, you need to have a certain amount of bounce power, let me see how the bounce power of this dog is?"
Compared with cats, dogs are not suitable for climbing and jumping, and jumping from a height will break bones if they don't get it right.
Wait a minute...... Cui Tao stood on the dining table and glanced at the floor. This height was as tall as two stories relative to his height.
Xia Yang smiled weirdly, and then pushed Cui Tao from behind his buttocks. Cui Tao immediately felt weightless and hung in mid-air.
This bear kid is really out of trouble with him. This sudden situation made Cui Tao defenseless.
The body is constantly falling, and if it goes on like this, even if it doesn't die, it is estimated that there is a high probability that it will be half of the body. Is it the front foot that lands first, or the back leg that hits the ground first?
If you land on your front foot, your weight is on your head, and you may suffer a concussion. If the hind leg hits the ground, the grip is unstable, and the chrysanthemum is difficult to protect.
Cui Tao's mind was blank, and his cranial nerves were knotted.
Only by dispersing the impact force on the ground can the damage be minimized.
Cui Tao was in the air, trying to flip his body and constantly adjusting his posture, he didn't want to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
Finally, all four feet hit the ground at the same time. Cui Tao followed the direction of the force, adducted the force on the soles of his feet, applied force outward, bent the leg joints, and finally used his soft abdomen to bear the weight of his whole body......
Cui Tao spread out his limbs, lay on the ground, and experienced a catastrophe of life and death.
"French fries, are you okay?" Huang Jiaxi ran over in distress and picked up Cui Tao.
The limbs could move, and the head was not impacted, Cui Tao felt that he could still stand up, but he was a little sore.
"Okay, he's got this through. Below, there are also tests......" said his cousin Xia Yang.
Cui Tao almost fainted, he had already learned the prank of this bear child, and he was very scared. God knows what he's going to come up with.
Xia Yang walked to the dog bowl, took out a few grains of dog food, and held them in his hands. "I'm going to throw out the dog food to see if the dog can catch it in the air and see how explosive the dog is?"
No way...... Just fell from mid-air, and now he has to test his explosiveness again, Cui Tao feels that he has nothing to love.
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