Are you my mom?

Damn, I'll pay you back your dad!

Xia Nan really didn't want to deal with this kind of person who took advantage of him as soon as he came, but when he saw that the other party sent more than one verification message asking for adding friends, there were nearly ten of them, and he couldn't help but hesitate.

With such sincerity, do you want to fulfill her?

There are few friends on WeChat, do you want to make up a number?

Don't, I'm annoyed by this, and add such a strange person, isn't that adding to my own blockage?

After Xia Nan made this decision, he was ready to put away his phone and think about who he could ask for help.

"Ding!" the system that had not moved for several days suddenly rang, "The Neptune system has released a temporary task: the host applies through the friend of the WeChat user "I am your mother". Say no or accept?"

When Xia Nan heard this task, he was a little ridiculous!

Since the system has been upgraded again, it has become a bit strange, sometimes several times a day, sometimes not for several days.

This bad old man, should he be really old and become like others say: when he was young, he was a few days a day, but now he can only get a few days a day when he is old!

Xia Nan didn't immediately choose to refuse or accept, but just opened his mouth and shouted, "Sea King, Sea King!"

Aquaman seems to have fallen asleep after posting the mission, with no response.

Xia Nan thought about it and changed his words: "Bad old man, bad old man!"

Aquaman's voice immediately rang out, "Stinky boy, what do you want to do?"

Xia Nan sweated and asked suspiciously: "Why do you not respond every time I call you Sea King." Do you have to call a bad old man?"

The Sea King said angrily: "Because I am not the real Sea King. ”

It's really funny, you're not Aquaman, am I? Xia Nan really wanted to scare him like this, but he couldn't bear it after thinking about it, because this guy might not be the maker of the system, but the porter of the system.

Xia Nan asked solemnly: "Why do you want to post such a strange task, you should know that I don't want to add this user." ”

The Sea King replied angrily: "Because I always have my reasons!"

Xia Nan asked without giving up: "What is the reason?"

Sea King said: "I can't tell you the reason!"

"Okay!" Xia Nan was defeated by his Tai Chi boxing, so he could only change his words: "Sea King, I feel that after you are upgraded, you are a little out of state!"

Aquaman snorted, "You're wrong, I'm in great shape." ”

Xia Nan said: "In the past two days, I have done a big thing, but you haven't shown up. ”

Haiwang said: "I am a good system that abides by the law, and I never participate in illegal and criminal matters!"

Xia Nan: "......"

The Sea King said, "Are you okay?"

Xia Nan said: "Are you going to sleep again?"

The Sea King said angrily: "At this point in time, why am I not sleeping?"

Xia Nan said: "Accompany me to chat for a while!"

Haiwang said: "I don't agree with you, what's there to talk about?"

Xia Nan Khan said: "Do you still have eight characters?"

Haiwang said: "Who doesn't have a production date?"

Xia Nan was defeated again, so he could only skip this stubble and said: "Sea King, I have a headache now, I don't know who to find to arrest Mother Wu!"

Sea King said: "I have a stupid sentence that I don't know whether to say or not." ”

Xia Nan smiled bitterly: "You have already said it!"

The Sea King actually said: "Then you are stupid!"

Xia Nan said unconvinced: "Where am I stupid?"

The Sea King said, "Do you think that my mission is sent out casually and at will?"

Xia Nandao: "Isn't it?"

Aquaman seemed a little angry and said, "Do you think I'm so idle?"

Xia Nan said: "Then what else do you have to do?"

Aquaman said sullenly: "I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

After saying this, the system really ignored Xia Nan, and there was no response to the old man.

This bad old man has a lot of temper!

While Xia Nan was laughing and laughing, he was also digesting what the system had just said, since the task was not sent out casually, there was naturally a reason.

Is this reason just to help yourself?

Is this bad old man of the system really that kind?

Xia Nan didn't think it at all, but after thinking about it, he finally chose to accept the task, then took out his phone again and clicked to agree to add friends!

Anyway, there is no loss in accepting the task, if the other party is really annoying, just block it.

"Ding!" As soon as he finished adding friends, the system's prompt rang, "Congratulations to the host for completing the temporary task: the host applies through the friend of the WeChat user "I am your mother". +200 XP, +1 Fame!"

The rewards are a bit of a chicken rib, but they're better than nothing!

When Xia Nan was about to put away his phone, I was your mother and immediately sent a message: I haven't slept at this time?

Xia Nan was stunned for a moment, and then replied: Don't you have it too?

I'm your mother: I miss my son and can't sleep.

Xia Nan suddenly understood: You are ...... Xia Yue?

I'm Your Mother: Who else but me.

Xia Nan looked through the more information on her personal page and found that the other party was added through a mobile phone number search, which asked: How do you know my number?

I'm your mother: Mr. Two gave it to me.

Xia Nan suddenly remembered that Mr. Two had discussed this matter with him, and he agreed, but he never added it. Then he sent another message and asked: Auntie, hasn't your son heard from him yet?

I'm Your Mom: Finally Tonight.

Shanan: Oh! That's good!

I'm your mother: It's three o'clock, why haven't you slept yet?

Xia Nan: A little bit, but I can't tell you.

I'm Your Mom: Why?

Xia Nan replied very directly: Because we are not familiar!

I'm your mother: you can trust me and trust me like your mother.

Xia Nan: ⊙_⊙‖∣°

I'm Your Mom: Really.

This woman, I'm afraid that she wants her son crazy, Xia Nan secretly shook her head.

I'm Your Mother: Tell me, what's going on?

Xia Nan: Nothing?

I'm Your Mother: Did You Make Other Girls' Bellies Bigger?

Xia Nan sweated wildly, what kind of person am I? Although I'm 18, I'm still a virgin, right...... Hey, isn't it?

I'm your mom and I'm sending another message: If so, I suggest you take the responsibility of a man and let her give birth to the baby!

Xia Nan: Shouldn't it be killed?

I'm your mother: knock off your head, I don't have any intention of being a father, why are you taking off someone's girl's skirt?

Xia Nan:(°ο°)~@

I'm your mother: go find Mr. Two, and he'll take care of it for you.

Xia Nan: Auntie, you think too much, I'm really not that kind of person. I have several girlfriends now, but I haven't touched them all.

I'm Your Mother: What a useless thing!

Xia Nan: ... (⊙_⊙;) ...

I'm your mother: But it's okay, you're not an adult yet, and starting this kind of thing too early won't benefit your body and mind, and you won't live long.

Xia Nan: Auntie, you won!

I'm Your Mother: So what happened to you?

Xia Nan didn't want to tell her, but she thought a little that although this aunt was a little neurotic, she somehow felt that she was very kind.

Just as he was hesitating, Xia Yue came over directly.

Xia Nan had no choice but to answer: "Hey, Auntie!"

Xia Yue smiled: "It's not easy to finally hear your voice!"

Xia Nan: "What's not easy, I'm in Rubu Village, if you want to review or something, you can come over at any time!"

Xia Yue said: "Now I am too far away from you!"

Xia Nandao: "How far?"

Xia Yue said: "I'm in the United States!"

Xia Nan's heart was so moved when he heard it that he almost didn't jump, "Really?"

This woman is actually in the United States, which means that she can catch Wu's mother? The system allows herself to apply through her friends, just to guide herself in the direction?

Xia Yue said: "Although I like to deceive people, I don't deceive you little kid!"

Xia Nan really wants to refute her, I'm not a little kid, I'm 18...... But such a secret, he thinks it's better not to let this kind of old aunt know casually, what if she seduces him not to work hard?

Xia Yue asked again, "What happened to you?"

Xia Nan said: "I didn't have an accident, it's my friend." ”

Xia Yue asked with interest, "Girlfriend?"

Xia Nan said: "A buddy!"

Xia Yue suddenly lost interest again, and asked disappointedly, "Man?"

Xia Nan said: "No, it's a woman!"

Xia Yue giggled, "This is fresh, women can still be buddies with you?"

Xia Nan said: "Auntie, there is still pure friendship between men and women. ”

"I don't believe it!" Xia Yue immediately retorted: "A man and a woman can become buddies, or this woman has no feelings for men at all." Either the woman is too ugly for the man to do at all. ”

You're all wrong...... Xia Nan said against his will: "Gao Jian! Auntie is really wise and martial, and her charm is boundless!"

Xia Yue said: "This rainbow fart is inexplicable!"

Xia Nan said: "It's not inexplicable. ”

Xia Yue thought for a moment and said, "I understand, you have something to ask me!"

Xia Nan hurriedly slapped the horse's whiskers again, "Auntie, you are really amazing, my tail has not been cocked yet, you know what I want to pull or what to put it! My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and my admiration for you is even more five-body throwing oneself to the sky!"

Xia Yue giggled when she heard it, "When did the little mouth become so slippery, and the sycophants were one after another." ”

Xia Nan said: "These are not important, the important thing is that Auntie feels comfortable!"

"Yes, there is progress!" Xia Yue smiled endlessly, "Okay, let's talk about what you want me to do first!"

Xia Nan hurriedly asked, "Auntie, are you really in the United States now?"

Xia Yue said: "Yes!

Xia Nan asked weakly, "That...... Can you help me find someone?"

Xia Yue asked, "What kind of person?"

Xia Nan said: "A woman in her fifties, an ordinary maid, may be a little vicious, but she will not have the ability to resist!"

Xia Yue asked again, "What about after finding her?"

Xia Nan said: "Force her to tell the truth about some things." ”

Xia Yue said: "It's just the meaning of forced confession, right?"

Xia Nan said: "You can say that!"

Xia Yue said: "Oh, it's just a trivial matter!"

Xia Nan said in surprise: "You agreed?"

Xia Yue said slowly: "I want to know why first!"

Xia Nan said: "It's about my female buddy." ”

Xia Yue demanded: "Explain clearly, be more detailed!"

Xia Nan hesitated and said, "This ......"

Xia Yue said: "If you are willing to speak, I am willing to help!"

Xia Nan said: "Shall I say it?"

Xia Yue said: "That's embarrassing, I can only pull it down!"

Xia Nan smiled bitterly: "This thing is as long as a piece of cloth. ”

Xia Yue said: "It's okay, anyway, the night is long, and I don't want to sleep." Since you have a story, I also have wine here, I can open a bottle of red wine and listen to you slowly!"

Xia Nan couldn't help but complain, "Auntie, you're a little boring and gossiping!"

Xia Yue said: "For a woman like me, there are not many men in this world who are worthy of me, so my life is destined to be boring." ”

Xia Nan smiled and said, "Auntie, you are also a stinky fart!"

Xia Yue said: "People surnamed Xia have always been like this, aren't you the same?"

Xia Nan denied: "I'm very low-key. ”

Xia Yue said: "It's just now." ”

Xia Nan: "Huh?"

There was a crisp sound, and Xia Yue said: "I have opened a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, in order not to waste my wine, you can start telling the story." ”

Xia Nan originally thought that she wouldn't be able to say it, but in the end, as if a god had sent a ghost, she poured all the stories of Shi Xiangxiang to her.

After listening to this, Xia Yue said, "Do you really think of her as a buddy?"

Xia Nan said: "Of course, I don't have any thoughts about her. It was a very nice feeling to kiss her!"

In the last sentence, Xia Nan naturally wouldn't say it.

Xia Yue said: "But she doesn't seem to think like this!"

Xia Nan said: "I know, she is hungry for my body, this is already a well-known secret." ”

Xia Yue thought for a while and said: "If this Shi Xiangxiang is really beautiful, the physical problems have been cured, and the genes are good enough, then accept it first, anyway, if you don't eat it for nothing, you won't eat it for nothing, and if you eat it, you will eat it for nothing!"

Xia Nan asked: "What do you mean?"

Xia Yue said: "Dead stupid, just put her to sleep!"

Xia Nan said: "But you didn't teach me like this just now!"

Xia Yue said, "How did I teach you just now?"

Xia Nan said: "You asked me not to sleep with women until I was eighteen years old." ”

Xia Yue wanted to scold a little when he heard it, you bastard, if you listen to whatever I say, why did it become like this, but in the end she just said: "It doesn't matter once in a while." I won't let you go a day!"

Xia Nan sweated wildly, "Auntie, you can teach bad children like this." ”

Xia Yue sneered and said, "What are you afraid of, I'm not teaching someone else's child!"

But I'm someone else's family!" Xia Nan asked, "Auntie, have you promised to help me now?"

He thought that Xia Yue would say that I agreed, but who knew that she actually said: "I am hundreds of millions of people every minute, you let me do such a for you?"

Xia Nan smiled bitterly: "But you just ......"

Xia Yue said: "I didn't promise you just now. ”

Xia Nan was made angry, "After talking for a long time, are you teasing me?"

Xia Yue smiled: "I can't talk about teasing, at most it's just teasing you." ”

...... Xia Nan suddenly felt the urge to spit out the fragrance, but finally endured it.

Xia Yue waited for a long time, and when she saw that he didn't speak, she couldn't help but ask: "Hey, you didn't even scold? It's not like your character at all!"

Xia Nan said: "What kind of personality do I have?"

Xia Yue said: "Uh...... I mean, at your age, you should be more impulsive, and you will open up if you don't agree!"

Xia Nan sighed: "I can only say that I have endured the maturity that I shouldn't have at this age!"

Xia Yue said: "Heh, heh!"

Xia Nan said: "Auntie, can you help me with my errands, if you can't help, it's like this first, I'm very busy, I have to go to sleep." ”

Xia Yue said: "So realistic?"

Xia Nandao: "Aren't all people like this?"

Xia Yue said: "But I've only drunk half of this bottle of red wine." ”

Xia Nan said: "What's the matter with me, I didn't let you open it." ”

Xia Yue sighed and said, "In this way, you accompany me to talk until dawn, and then I will send someone to help you do things." ”

Xia Nan said dissatisfiedly: "Send someone?"

Xia Yue said angrily: "Such a, is it possible that you still want me to go in person?"

Xia Nan was really dissatisfied with her being so careless, but her path seemed to be the only way, although it might not work, but for the sake of Shi Xiangxiang, he felt that he had to take a walk, "Okay, deal!"

Xia Yue seemed to smile again, "Come on, come on, tell me about your girlfriends." How many are there, how old are they, what is their background, what do they look like, what is their measurements, and is their personality good?"

Xia Nan: "......"