Chapter 53: Dozens of Serial Farts
Wen Sinuan retracted her gaze, turned her head to look at the man, and smiled with crooked eyebrows: "It's okay." It's not even a croton, it's just a fake stomachache and a few farts. However, those who have a bad stomach and do not breathe may have more pain. It would be nice to wait for dozens of serial farts in a row. ”
She couldn't help but laugh again.
"Dozens...... Serial Fart ......"
When Bai Yu thought about that picture, he was so embarrassed that his scalp was numb.
But fortunately, it was the opponent who was injured, and it was the teammates who succeeded!
He turned his head and gave a thumbs up with both hands: "Third young grandmother, give you a thumbs up, 10,000 likes!
"Of course, I'm the little doctor of our village. Wen Sinuan raised her chin triumphantly.
Inside the carriage, there is a rare relaxed atmosphere.
The corners of the man's mouth slightly hooked up a touch of arc, and he said softly: "How did you think of running to the company?"
"Huh?" Wen Sinuan was caught off guard, stunned for two seconds, and suddenly slapped his head: "I came to you for something! But I forgot what it was." ”
Bai Yu: ......
Third young grandmother, your wisdom can't stand praise too!
The man was slightly stunned, but only for a moment he was back to normal.
He turned his head, took out a bottle of water from the storage compartment on the car door, unscrewed the cap, and handed it to Wen Sinuan: "Drink some water." ”
The tone is calm, so that no emotion can be heard.
Wen Sinuan's eyebrows bent, and his eyes were full of touched little stars: "Wow, Ting, how do you know I'm thirsty?"
She stretched out her hands and took them solemnly: "Ah Ting, you are so good to me! You are the gentlest and most considerate old man in the world...... Ting!"
Wen Sinuan almost called out that title.
Her ears were hot, and she hurriedly lowered her head and drank water to cover up.
But when he was in a hurry, he choked on saliva again, and coughed lightly with his heart: "Ahem......"
The man's eyes sank, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand.
But he only lifted the distance an inch high, and silently retracted it.
He frowned and said lightly: "Drink slowly, no one will rob you." ”
Wen Sinuan relieved herself and waved her hand: "It's not that I'm afraid of being robbed, it's the water that Ah Ting unscrewed with his own hands, it's really delicious." I can't control myself at all!"
Bai Yu hugged his arms, shivered, and silently scolded: "Third young grandmother, your rainbow fart is too fake! The last person who spoke like this has disappeared from the Huo family forever. ”
He thought, sneaking a look at the man in the rearview mirror.
But not only did the man not have any disgusted expression on his face, but said softly: "You came to me on purpose, there should be something very important." Don't be in a hurry, think slowly after drinking water. ”
Bai Yu rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Is Sanshao acquiescing to Sanshao's grandmother's rainbow fart?
If he heard it correctly, Sanshao's words were obviously concerned about Sanshao's grandmother!
Is it really good that something is near?
Wen Sinuan nodded obediently: "Yes." I just can't remember. I'll tell you right away when I think about it. ”
"Yes. The man replied lightly.
Seeing that she drank the water and screwed the lid, he said lightly: "There is something that may trouble you." ”
"Huh, what's the matter?" Wen Sinuan immediately sat up straight.
Ting Ke never said anything to trouble her.
The man looked at her and said in a low voice: "I remember the last time I went to your grandparents' medical hall, I saw that the second elder soaked a lot of snakes in the jar, as well as snake skin and snake gall bladder and other medicinal materials. I wonder if those dead poisonous snakes in the family can still come in handy?"
"Huh?" Wen Sinuan was stunned.
Oh, my God!
Didn't she come all the way for the snakes?
Although the snake pit can be frozen at a constant temperature, it is not conducive to the use of medicine if it is stored for too long.
It's just that something else suddenly happened just now, and she was embarrassed to speak all of a sudden.
Huo Liting lowered his eyes, saw that she didn't answer for a long time, and asked again, "Don't you need it?"
"Yes, yes, it couldn't have been more needed. ”
Wen Sinuan came back to her senses and asked uneasily, "Can you really give it to me?"
Huo Liting nodded: "It's inconvenient for grandparents to come over, I think you should also understand something." When you go back, you see which ones work and pick them out. When the time comes, I will arrange for someone to assist you. ”
Wen Sinuan was secretly thinking that these nearly a thousand snakes couldn't be tired to death by taking care of themselves, and when she heard this, she immediately smiled: "Ah Ting, thank you! You are really generous and considerate, and you can help me think about everything." I didn't know what the dragon and phoenix meant before, but now I feel that you are the dragon and phoenix among people, so good that you explode the universe!"
Bai Yu was speechless and held his forehead.
The words and deeds of the third young grandmother, when can she always maintain the wit when she was in the previous breakthrough, it would be good......
However, the look on Sanshao's face seems to be quite useful?
There is a red light ahead, and the car comes to a slow stop.
Huo Liting lightly swept the large shopping mall outside the car window and instructed the driver: "Go to the mall." ”
Bai Yu looked at the rearview mirror suspiciously, and didn't ask much.
Wen Sinuan said sensibly: "Ah Ting, do you have something to do? Then I can go back by myself." ”
"No, I don't. Together. Huo Liting was concise and to the point.
What is this going for?
She glanced down at her dirty school uniform, and her eyes welled up with a hint of urgency.
He's not going to take himself to meet anyone, is he...... Isn't it a bit too much for your clothes to be dirty like this?
Wen Sinuan was entangled in her heart, and just nodded obediently on her face: "Oh, okay, I listen to you." ”
......
Inside the mall.
A famous women's clothing store.
The bright lights illuminate the models in the transparent window and the various fashions on the display shelves.
Wen Sinuan looked around curiously, her eyes shining: "Ah Ting, the things here are so beautiful!"
She bent down and said in a low voice, "Are you here to buy something for the girl you like?"
Huo Liting's eyes sank: "Are you looking forward to me buying things for other women?"
"No, of course not. ”
Wen Sinuan hurriedly waved her hand: "But she is the woman you like, not another woman!"
Huo Liting's hand holding the armrest tightened, and his eyes became a little colder.
A female clerk in a shirt and skirt walked over, smiled all over her face, and said, "Sir, how can I help you?"
She automatically ignored Bai Yu and Wen Sinuan who were standing aside, and only the handsome man in the wheelchair was left in her eyes.
A well-cut haute couture suit, calm and atmospheric black, completely sets off the man's elegant and noble temperament.
Even if he is in a wheelchair, it does not affect his two-meter-eight aura at all.
At first glance, it is a big financier.
Huo Liting didn't speak, only raised his eyebrows lightly.
Bai Yu understood, immediately stepped forward, and said to the clerk: "Excuse me, help our third young grandmother recommend a few clothes that are suitable for her." ”
"Third young grandmother?"
The female clerk was stunned, and when she followed Bai Yu's line of sight to see Wen Sinuan standing aside, she was even more shocked and speechless.
This woman is young, but she looks too ugly!
Did you save the galaxy in your last life?
How handsome and golden can you marry!
"Not for that girl?"
Wen Si warmed his stomach and sneered, was stunned for a few seconds before he came back to his senses, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I just need to wear a school uniform to school." ”
"You're not in school 365 days a year, and when you're on break, you wear something else. Huo Liting's voice was low and his tone was cold.
Wen Sinuan swept the clothes on the shelf and muttered in a low voice: "But these clothes don't look like they match my temperament!"
Seeing that Wen Sinuan was the main owner, the female clerk immediately politely suggested: "Miss, we are an internationally renowned brand, and we are famous for our good tailoring." It's never too late to try before you decide. ”
Wen Sinuan looked at Huo Liting hesitantly.
Huo Liting nodded, and she reluctantly responded: "Okay, let's try it first." ”
The female clerk was overjoyed, and hurriedly took Wen Sinuan over to choose.
"Miss, this is our new style of the season. Designed by famous teachers and cut well, it will definitely set off your noble status. The female clerk pointed to a set of clothes and warmly recommended it.
Wen Sinuan looked at the clothes and felt hehe!
Isn't it particularly noble to wear an off-white slim long skirt with a deep V-neck and a cinched waist design, and a luxurious fur shoulder!
She pretended to be ignorant and asked, "Wow, it's really beautiful." But I'm still a student, wouldn't it be a good fit?"
"Suitable. What's wrong with it? You wear it on a regular basis, not to school. The female clerk lobbied hard.
"It seems to make sense for you to say that. ”
Wen Sinuan scratched her head in embarrassment: "Then you take it off, and I'll show it to our family Ah Ting." ”
"Okay. ”
The female clerk moved quickly, and took a few more sets of similar styles and handed them to Wen Sannuan.
Wen Sinuan put her clothes on her forearm, and the tag just fell out.
She swept the five- or six-digit price above, and secretly sneered in her heart: Sure enough, she didn't judge wrong, where is this clerk recommending suitable clothes, it is purely for performance.
Wen Sinuan hugged the clothes, returned to Huo Liting's side, and said with a smile: "Ah Ting, thank you for bringing me to buy clothes." You help me take a look. Does this dress look good?"
As she spoke, she picked up the white skirt and gestured on her body, especially pulling the deep V.
After fiddling with it, she picked up another long black dress and showed off the lace cutout back at the back......
The simple and harmless smiling face with the long skirt of the mature woman style is indescribably weird.
Bai Yu couldn't help but murmur: "This dress, the span is indeed a bit big!"
Huo Liting's brows furrowed slightly.
"yes, I think so, too!"
Wen Sinuan hurriedly went down the steps: "Ah Ting, I don't like this either." Can I go to another store? The first time you bought me clothes, I wanted to buy clothes that were comfortable, good-looking, and most importantly what I liked. This way, I can show off to other classmates. ”
The clothes that Ting bought for her!
She felt happy just thinking about it, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a childish smile.
Huo Liting's brows stretched, and his tone was still light: "Okay." This mall, you can choose. If we are not satisfied, we will go to another mall. If it still doesn't fit, then I'll find someone to customize it for you. ”
This posture is that this school uniform must be changed!
Wen Sinuan saw that he was resolute, so he had to nod obediently: "En, I listen to you." But with such a big mall, there must be something I like, so I don't have to go anywhere else, just here. ”
She turned and handed the clothes back to the female clerk: "Thank you, let's look at something else." ”
After speaking, she took the initiative to take the wheelchair and pushed Huo Liting out.
"Oh, okay, you guys go slowly!"
Seeing that the cooked duck was flying, the female clerk could only stomp her feet unwillingly.
Wen Sinuan stood on the porch, sweeping away at a glance, and the entire floor was full of luxury brands.
When her eyes fell on the sign at the escalator, she suddenly had an idea: "Ah Ting, the style of this floor is too mature and old, and it is not suitable for a young and lively college student like me." I'd like to go to the girls' hall on the upper floor, can I?"
"Yes. Huo Liting nodded and drove the wheelchair.
Wen Sinuan hurriedly stopped him: "You and Assistant Bai can rest here, I'll go by myself." ”
"It doesn't matter. Huo Liting's tone was calm.
"But, but I ......"
Wen Sinuan lowered her head a little shyly and wrung her fingers: "But you two big men follow, I'll be embarrassed." ”
Huo Liting was stunned and raised his chin towards Bai Yu.
Bai Yu understood, and immediately took out a gold card and handed it to Wen Sinuan: "Grandma Sanshao, this is Sanshao's gold card, you can swipe it here casually, there is no password." Take your time, we're here for you. ”
"En. ”
Wen Sinuan took the card, immediately laughed, and said sweetly: "Thank you, Ting, you are really the best Ting-in-the-world!"
She ran two steps towards the escalator with a "bang", and then turned back and said, "Assistant Bai, please help me take good care of Ah Ting!"
The sun fell from the open dome and shrouded her, bright as spring.
Bai Yu couldn't help but sigh: "Grandma Sanshao, she is really a person who is very easy to satisfy. If everyone could be like her, the world would be a better place. ”
Huo Liting looked at the excited back with a deep look, and his dark eyes became more and more profound.
......
Night falls.
Every house turned on the lights in their rooms.
A black business vehicle parked at the entrance of the Jianguo Traditional Chinese Medicine Museum.
The rear door opened, and a man and a woman jumped out of the car from the left and right sides at the same time.
The boy had a stiff head, and the skull stud earring on his right ear glowed with cold light.
The girl wore a ponytail and a well-cut sportssuit, pink and white, which made the whole person particularly refreshing and neat.
Bright street lamps illuminate the figures of the two men.
A middle-aged couple happened to be passing by, and after looking at the girl several times, they reacted and greeted with a smile: "Yo, it's Nuan Nuan and Xiao Lei who are back!"
"Uh-huh!" Wen Sinuan replied with a smile: "Hello uncle, hello aunt!
"Yes!" Auntie looked Wen Sinuan up and down a few times, and praised: "It's really a female college eighteen! Nuan Nuan, after you got married, you are getting more and more beautiful." Auntie almost didn't recognize you. ”
"It's not that I'm pretty, it's that the clothes are pretty. ”
Wen Sinuan proudly raised her chin and touched the clothes on her body lovingly: "This is the new clothes that our family Ah Ting bought for me." ”
"It's so good, it's a good day, it's getting better and better!" the aunt quipped.
The uncle also smiled kindly: "Isn't it, let's be warm, we have been a good boy who has been smart and hardworking since childhood, and it is worth hurting." ”
Li Lei stood aside and rolled his eyes angrily.
Hmph, I've only known each other for a few days, and it's our family Ah Ting who opens and closes my mouth. Is it really your family, don't you have 13 in your heart?
He cleared his throat and said in disgust: "Uncle and aunt, don't boast. With a gold card, I only bought a few sets of the cheapest discounted goods, and I was almost stupid at home!"
Wen Sinuan turned her head and glared at him: "What do you know! A good wife must be diligent and thrifty to keep the family business." Besides, what's wrong with cheap? Cheap is only the price, not the value. I'm so beautiful, they wear it on me, and they are worth a hundred times more at once. Hmph!"
Li Lei pursed his lips disdainfully: "Are you inlaid with gold or with diamonds? and worth a hundred times?
The whole town has long been accustomed to the daily interaction between the two children.
The uncle and aunt looked at each other and left with a smile.
Wen Sinuan grimaced at Li Lei, and said with disgust: "As long as you talk a lot, hurry up and move!"
While the two were talking, Mr. Xiao and his wife also pushed the small cart pulling medicinal herbs and walked out of it.
Counting the driver, a group of five people helped each other, and soon moved all the bottles and cans in the car to Wen Sinuan's former bedroom.
Li Lei took the driver to wash his hands, and only Wen Sinuan and the second elder were left in the room.
Looking at the snake gallbladder and snake heart piled up in the room, Wen Sinuan's heart was full of a sense of accomplishment.
She patted the ash on her hand, leaned on Old Man Xiao's shoulder, and lowered her voice with a smile: "Grandpa, isn't the medicine you studied the most lacking? ”
Old Man Xiao looked around the room and smiled with satisfaction: "Enough is enough, these are more than enough." ”
After speaking, he remembered something again, frowned and worried: "You have made so many things at once, do the people of the Huo family have any suspicions?"
"Yes, you are out alone, neither I nor your grandfather can help, you have to be more careful. The old lady echoed lovingly.
"Don't worry, these are all given to me by Ah Ting, and he also specially sent someone to help me, so no one will suspect me. Grandparents and grandparents, put 10,000 hearts!"
Wen Sinuan grabbed her grandfather with one hand and her grandmother with the other, and said with a smile: "I'm doing well! And Ah Ting is getting better and better to me now, giving me snake medicine, and buying me new clothes, which makes me a little worried now!"
She pretended to sigh sadly: "Hey, I didn't expect that I would have to endure this kind of hard work of being pampered at a young age......"
"Nonsense again. ”
Old Man Xiao pretended to be angry and knocked on Wen Sinuan's head, but his eyes were full of doting: "Others are good to you, you have to cherish them, and you have to be good to others, you know?"
The old lady pursed her lips and smiled: "Look at your serious preaching, Nuan Nuan is obviously showing affection to us!"
Wen Sinuan hurriedly hugged his head and begged for mercy: "No, no, absolutely not! Even if I lend a hundred guts, I don't dare to show affection in front of your medical Condor heroes." ”
The three of them laughed, and the long-lost laughter came from the inner hall of the medical hall.
......
Huojia West Garden, restaurant.
The table was full of delicacies full of color and aroma, Huo Liting only ate a few bites, and then put down the dishes and chopsticks.
Sure enough, Sanshao's grandmother was not there, and Sanshao ate less than usual.
Bai Yu sighed secretly in his heart, and respectfully handed over the bill: "Sanshao, Sanshao's grandmother bought three sets of clothes today, and it only cost more than 700 yuan in total. All of them are ordinary student brands, and they are discounted. The style is more athleisure and is a decent style color. ”
Huo Liting glanced at the bill casually, and hooked his lips shallowly.
That stupid girl, let her buy clothes, she really only bought clothes!
He waved his hand lightly, motioned for Bai Yu to take the bill, and said lightly: "Since you know what style she likes, you can find a few brands with better quality and prepare more for her." In addition, shoes and socks and accessories should be available so that she can easily access them at any time. It doesn't take too much, just fill the entire cloakroom. ”
Fill the entire cloakroom or call it not too much?
Sanshao, I'm afraid you have any misunderstanding about this cloakroom at home that is larger than an ordinary person's bedroom, right?
Bai Yu silently sneered, took back the bill, and said respectfully: "Okay, Sanshao, my subordinates will do it immediately." ”
Bai Yugang turned around and prepared to leave.
Then the servant opened the door, and several people came in trembling.
Led by Weibo CEO Gao Bo, who apologized on the Internet.
As soon as Gao Bo entered the door, he began to look around, and when he saw Huo Liting in the restaurant, he immediately rushed over excitedly: "Sanshao, Sanshao, I was wrong, you have a lot, forgive me!"
The moment Gao Bo rushed over, Bai Yu almost instinctively withdrew the wheelchair, and the whole person blocked in front of Huo Liting.
He frowned, his eyes guarded: "Mr. Gao, what are you doing here?"
Huo Liting sat in a wheelchair, his eyebrows were cold, and he didn't move.
Gao Bo realized the gaffe, and hurriedly took a step back, and smiled: "I'm sorry, Sanshao! I was too excited to see you, and I was offended for a while, please forgive me." ”
He didn't wait for Huo Liting to answer, so he explained: "Someone sent me an email, saying that if I don't apologize to you publicly, Weibo will never be restored." Sanshao, you have a lot, please forgive me! Weibo is not my alone, I also want to explain to the shareholders and directors, please raise your noble hand and spare me this time. ”
Huo Liting's deep eyes flashed with shallow surprise, but in just a moment, he returned to normal.
He leaned back in his chair and said coldly, "I want to see the mail first." ”
"Okay, no problem. ”
Gao Bo dared to refute, hurriedly took out the tablet, opened the mailbox and called up the letter, and presented it with both hands.
Bai Yu stood in front of Huo Liting, took the tablet and looked at it over and over again, confirming that there were no potential safety hazards, and then handed it over to Huo Liting.
On the interface, it is a letter with white characters on a black background, and the background picture has a faint dark pattern, which is very intimidating when you look at it.
At the beginning of the letter, the man confessed that he had caused all the problems on Weibo, because he was a die-hard fan of Huo Liting.
couldn't tolerate idols being hacked, he decided to give a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, so he hacked the entire Weibo.
If Gao Bo did not apologize to his idol in person on behalf of Weibo, then the three-day apology letter would have become thirty days. If they still don't admit their mistakes, then wait for Weibo to be banned permanently, and if they want Weibo, they can only do it again.
"Sanshao, we don't want to take the liberty of bothering you. But it is not easy for Weibo to come to this day, not only embodying the hard work of tens of thousands of employees, but also the precious memories of countless users. Raise your hand and let us go! This hacker fan of yours is really amazing. Our entire team, plus a lot of foreign aid, still didn't find any flaws, and there was really no other way. Gao Bo leaned his body, crying and mourning, and kept selling miserably.
There is no such glamorous appearance as before.