Chapter 13 Eating a catastrophe and growing a sex
Zhang Haoyang and Wang Linyi came out of the health center, a little confused.
Why have they been revolving around Qi Weiwei and Mu Yun lately?
“......”
Forget it, it's not easy for a little girl.
If you have such a stinky tempered Internet addict teenager at home, you may be beaten directly.
Serve the people, serve the people......
Qi Weiwei entered again and saw Mu Yun's stinky face.
Will you put on a face?
"Hmph!" sat on the edge of Mu Yun's bed and snorted heavily.
"Hmph!" Mu Yun shook his face and hummed louder than Qi Weiwei.
"Do you want to be so rigid?! Do you come out looking for something to eat? Why don't you tell me if you want to eat? You see that you are making a fuss now, making me feel like I am abusing you, and I am being targeted by the police, and I am almost caught as a criminal! Are you very happy that I was caught?"
Mu Yun's eyes flashed, a little bit of the little master's arrogant temperament: "I want them to be nosy." ”
"People are serious and responsible! You subdue demons and subdue demons in the fairy realm, in our world, the guardian of justice is their police!"
Mu Yun, the guardian of justice, was slightly stunned, saying this, the police seemed to have something in common with what he had done before.
"Hu ......" was really angry with Mu Yun to death.
Why is this temper so strong, so stubborn?!
Asking her Qi Weiwei for help, is it just to lower his noble status as a young adult?
Although I want to understand, after all, it is simply impossible for you to make a high-ranking immortal want mortals to bow their heads.
But now, she Qi Weiwei can't calm down, even if she understands, she really doesn't want to deal with this arrogant young man.
Since she came to this Mu Yun Shaozun, she felt that her life was like a lottery.
From time to time, I drew a sign and was struck by lightning.
Then he forcibly appeared beside this young lord and dealt with the trouble he caused.
She prayed every day not to win the lottery.
If you can live this day without danger and stability, you are already on the sign.
The ward suddenly became quiet.
Sit down, lean against the wall and try to calm yourself down, and don't worry about this kind of baby.
En, this young man is a baby!
In fact, it is pitiful for this thing to be starved and fainted, and he does have part of the responsibility.
Regardless of whether the two are incompatible or not, she is always a big living person, and she has to be responsible to the end.
I really have to think about how to educate this young man who obviously doesn't understand anything, but is self-righteous.
Mu Yun still had a calm face and looked at his hands coldly.
If you have immortal power, how can you be embarrassed repeatedly?
The heart fire immediately rose, clenched his fists, and the hanging needle immediately returned blood!
Seeing that the hanging needle returned blood, Qi Weiwei hurriedly got up and grabbed Mu Yun's hand.
"Don't touch me!" shook his hand and shouted angrily, "shameless, touching men everywhere!"
MMP, my ancestral grave is going to be so angry that it smokes, it's really unbearable!
With her hands on her chest, Qi Weiwei looked at Mu Yun coldly: "I said Mu Yun Shaozun, what era are you from? It's 2020 now!"
Mu Yun glanced at it again, and came again and again, that damn tsundere little look.
He shook his face again, not wanting to talk to himself.
Heavy face, you drag, I'm even more crazy!
Anyway, she Qi Weiwei is also a mortal, and she is not afraid to wear shoes barefoot.
Standing up and stepping on the bench with one foot, you must first have momentum: "I said Lord Shaozun, did you come down to experience calamities or enjoy happiness?"
Mu Yun turned his face away, Qi Weiwei had already said this sentence more than once.
That's how mortal women nag!
Qi Weiwei squinted, she must teach this arrogant immortal monarch a good lesson today!
"Since you are from the Tribulation, please take it seriously and learn to be a man! You can't even be a human being, how can you go through the Tribulation?!"
Mu Yun was slightly stunned.
"We mortals, eating, drinking, and sleeping is a very normal thing, what are you resisting? If you can't even accept these simple things, then how are you going to be a person? How to enter the world? How to complete your tribulation?!"
The three questions of the soul made Mu Yun speechless.
I really can't understand this young man's resistance to eating, drinking, and sleeping, as if he will lose a lot of face.
I'll listen to you if you say and lose your face, what's the matter, it's a shame to eat?!
You're awesome! You don't even pull, aren't you? I'm afraid of getting your immortal body dirty?
"You are a high immortal monarch, if you can't stand the dust of the world, please go back and be your immortal, don't come to our world to cause trouble for me, okay?" Mortal, you really can't do it!
"Are you saying I can't be a mortal?!" Glancing at the woman with cold eyes, can you kill her now?!
He's a dignified young man, and he's actually listening to a mortal woman's lesson here?!
Shut up, don't say anything, Lord Shaozun, you are so smart, you can taste it yourself.
Why, your eyes are bigger than mine, and I'm afraid?
Hmph! I'll tell you today, she Qi Weiwei also has a temperament!
The two stared at each other coldly in the ward, not letting each other go!
This woman is not afraid!
Mu Yun narrowed his eyes: "Hmph! There is nothing in this world that this young master can't do!"
actually said that he couldn't be a mortal, and he couldn't bear it!
With a fire in his eyes, he not only wants to do well, but also does better than anyone else!
The side face was low and let out cruel words: "I will eat, and I will learn to be a mortal, if you talk about it again, I will destroy you!"
No one is not afraid of being wiped out, look at you, a woman, who still dare to be verbose.
Qi Weiwei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't expect it to be so laborious to let a young master eat.
As long as you are willing to eat and let you have the upper hand, she Qi Weiwei doesn't care.
We mortals will not bother with immortals like you.
In fact, Mu Yun was originally an immortal, but now, he wants to be a mortal.
It's like giving up your original self and becoming someone else, which is really hard to accept for a while.
He had found himself and had a self-identity.
But now, it is too difficult to overturn everything, completely format yourself, and then find your own position again.
sat back in his place, and finally understood why this young man was so twisted.
It's not difficult to change yourself and force yourself to be another person, and sometimes it's painful.
However, now I really can't wait for this young master to slowly learn to be a man.
Because, the deadline for the first loan is just around the corner.
And she alone can't pay it back.
Therefore, if she is always in the position of an employee in her relationship with Mu Yun, she will not be able to control Mu Yun, the leader.
She has to turn over the salted fish!
"Also, please be kind to our little brother of the police! I will be very troublesome if I provoke them! Moreover, they are also very hard! They sent you here who are dizzy, they are here to help you! Not to see your face! Is it the help of our mortals that has hurt your arrogant glass heart, Lord Shaozun!"
This woman is so annoying, can she be destroyed!
"Finally!" Qi Weiwei couldn't see Mu Yun's impatience, but after saying this, she would never talk to him much in the future, because this sentence was about her dignity and her status in the Mirror Heart Academy in the future!
Qi Weiwei pointed to herself: "Since I am your chosen receptionist, extraditer, janitor, no matter what it is called, I work for you, but I have no obligation to look at your face!
"Annoying!" said coldly, if there was fairy power, this woman would have been silenced long ago.
It's so angry, it's still this attitude.
Okay! Annoying me, isn't it?
I'll just analyze the current situation with you.
No more nonsense, go straight to hard goods!
Take out your phone, turn on the computer, and "crackle" count.
"Your Jingxin Academy, you owe the bank a loan of three million! Every month, plus interest, you have to repay 31,673 yuan and two cents every month, that's it!" Qi Weiwei put it in front of Mu Yun, and someone just glanced at it disdainfully.
"Do you think it's just a number? Okay, I'll do the math for you. I now earn about 200 a day doing odd jobs, so that's 6,000 a month! Even if we don't eat or drink, we still owe more than 25,000. Qi Weiwei put the computer in front of Mu Yun again, and someone still dismissed.