"Well, this, I don't want this. ”

Don't want it at all!

The anger in the shopping guide's heart reached its peak in an instant.

"The rest of them are wrapped. ”

Wrap it all up!

MD, what's not enough to flirt with the old lady? There are a total of seven of these you said, adding up to nearly 40,000 yuan, and your living expenses are 40,000 yuan a month, you eat, eat so much in a month?

"Oops. Yang Dongxu exclaimed, "I didn't have so much money with me." ”

Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng instantly took a few steps back, looked at Yang Dongxu with a stunned expression, and wanted to say that they didn't know this person.

And the shopping guide was already about to run away at this time, if there was a kitchen knife next to her, she would definitely grab it with one hand and give Yang Dongxu a few knives.

The "...... Protection" shopping guide wanted to call the security guard to come and beat people, but as soon as she shouted a word, she got stuck, because Yang Dongxu took out his wallet from his fart pocket.

"Fortunately, I brought a bank card, you have a POS machine here, calculate how much money to swipe the card." Yang Dongxu took out a bank card and shook it in front of the shopping guide.

"Ahh

"Pay by card, don't I pay, you let me take all these things away. ”

"Pay?" the shopping guide raised an eyebrow.

looked at Yang Dongxu, and then looked at the bank card in his hand, and seriously suspected that this was the other party continuing to swipe her.

"In the end, if you don't brush it, if you don't brush it, let others help me brush it, this is not your performance. Seeing the other party gritting his teeth and looking at him, Yang Dongxu was confused.

I don't seem to have offended this shopping guide, she looks like she can't wait to eat herself?

"Brush, brush, brush, I'll help you brush. The shopping guide snorted and came to the POS machine next to him, as if he was smoking Yang Dongxu's face, and stuffed the bank card into the cash register next to him like a computer and a printer: "Password!"

"What are you...... Yang Dongxu became popular instantly, Lao Tzu is here to consume, what do you mean by looking like a dead father?

But before he could get angry, he was stopped by Zhuo Qing'er next to him: "She may have misunderstood something." ”

"Misunderstanding?" Yang Dongxu was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng, who were distancing themselves from him, and then looked at the appearance of the shopping guide, showing a sudden realization.

It turned out that it was radiated by the momentum of pretending to be X.,Forget it.,For the sake of your good face.,Don't worry about you chick.。 So he lowered his head and typed in the password.

Seeing that Yang Dongxu really entered the password, not only the shopping guide was stunned, but also Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng next to him were stunned.

Only Zhuo Qing'er came to her senses and hurriedly grabbed Yang Dongxu's hand to enter the password: "No, you don't need to buy such an expensive gift." ”

Girlfriend cooperating with acting? This is everyone's first reaction when they see Zhuo Qinger's performance. But only Zhuo Qing'er knows that this amount of money is really nothing to Yang Dongxu. Excluding the Millennium Supermarket, which is still expanding rapidly this year, the income of Yang Jiayan alone is enough for Yang Dongxu to buy these well-chosen bracelets.

"It's okay, I said I would give you a gift for your birthday. Yang Dongxu took her hand away.

"But that's too much. ”

"It's not much, it's just right to change it one day and wear it for a week. Why don't we buy 30 of them, so that they won't be the same every day and every month?" Yang Dongxu continued to gallop on the road with X.

It's just that as soon as these words came out, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng were farther away from him, and the shopping guide was completely dark.

It's not the same day after day, month after month. Wait a while, you don't have so much money in your card, the old lady punches a panda eye, and raising her foot is to tease your yin legs, so that you can spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair.

Bite!

Entering the password is completed, click to confirm, and the cash register, which occupies more space than the big ass computer, begins to click and spit out small receipts.

The air froze in an instant, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng's pupils dilated, the shopping guide looked incredulous, and the security guard who wanted to rush over not far away paused.

I don't know how long it took for the shopping guide to feel a hand waving in front of him.

"Hey, you're back to your soul, give me your bank card, and wrap me up. Yang Dongxu's hand kept shaking in front of the shopping guide.

"Ahh

"I'll go, you're a soul. Hurry up and wrap my stuff for me. Yang Dongxu stretched out his hand and pinched the female shopping guide's face, and the pain was not small, so that the other party instantly returned to his soul.

"You ......" made the female shopping guide's face instantly redden.

"Doesn't it hurt? So you're not dreaming, no thanks. Yang Dongxu said with an unchanged expression.

"Why don't you pinch yourself?" the female shopping guide looked ashamed and angry.

"It's not that I suspect I'm dreaming. Well, if you are still not sure, you can check whether your machine is broken. If it's not bad, please wrap up the things I bought, and return the bank card to me. My girlfriend has a lot of things to do for her birthday today, so I don't have time to grind my teeth with you here. ”

Yang Dongxu looked light-hearted, but he felt full of pressure in his heart.

......

At the entrance of the mall, Zhuo Qing'er carried a big bag of gold bracelets and watched Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng, who looked like ghosts, leave.

"That...... The money will be returned to you in a while, thank you this time. Looking at Yang Dongxu with a smug face, Zhuo Qinger bit her teeth and turned her head to look inside the mall.

"You don't want to go back and return the goods, right?" Yang Dongxu looked at Zhuo Qing'er: "It's very clear that people write it very clearly, and if you return it for no reason, it will be converted by nine, and you will return a lot of money." ”

"Is there such a rule in the gold shop?" Zhuo Qing'er asked stunned.

Yang Dongxu suddenly discovered that this girl, who used to be a thief like a little hedgehog, could be so stupid and cute.

"Okay, it's really a birthday gift for you, you don't have to pay back. Otherwise, your girl looked for you that day and found that your bracelets were gone, and my B was not in vain?"

"But these gifts are too valuable. Although she didn't understand what Yang Dongxu meant by pretending to be B in her mouth, she really felt that the gift she was carrying in her hand was heavy and she couldn't accept it.

"If you're embarrassed, give me a kiss in return. Yang Dongxu smiled and leaned his face over.

"Think beautiful?" Zhuo Qing'er glanced at Yang Dongxu, turned around and walked towards the mall. She reacted at this time, and what no reason to return was obviously fooling him at a discount of nine.

"Really go to return the goods?" Yang Dongxu hurriedly grabbed her: "I really want to give you a birthday gift, if you return it like this, I will lose face." ”

"Who are you, giving me such a valuable gift?" Zhuo Qing'er glanced at Yang Dongxu, and returned to his previous hedgehog character.

"Your boyfriend. Yang Dongxu blurted out.

Then he was stunned, and Zhuo Qing'er was also stunned.

The two of them looked at each other in a daze, I don't know how long it was, Yang Dongxu was the first to react: "Let's go, let's go order a cake, say what you want to eat, you will listen to you the most on your birthday today." ”

Yang Dongxu pulled Zhuo Qing'er out of the mall, Zhuo Qing'er let him just pull him and looked at Yang Dongxu in a daze without answering, nor did he speak.

......

Headache, extra headache, brain as if someone had split it in the middle.

Scratching his hand on the bed, Yang Dongxu wanted to find where the sheet was, the temperature in the morning was still a little low, he felt that his body was slippery, and he woke up half of it at this time.

But this grasp made his body stiffen instantly, the pain in his head slowed his reaction by half a beat, and the hand that touched the thing subconsciously pinched it again, and then realized something and quickly withdrew his hand and sat up.

I opened my eyes and shook my head for a long time to see who was next to me, and then I began to look at the room in front of me again.

How much alcohol did you drink yesterday?

Forgotten, completely forgotten.

I only remember that I took Zhuo Qing'er to celebrate my birthday, and let Du Fei not have to follow. Then I ate first, and I didn't know why I ordered wine and two people drank it.

After eating, I didn't seem to be addicted to drinking, and then I went to Long Karaoke and drank a lot more. As for what happened after that...... I can't remember drinking the short film completely.

However, I was relieved to see that the clothes on Zhuo Qing'er's body next to him were quite neat, and she took off a lot of clothes on her body, but the briefs were still firmly on her body.

There shouldn't be such a storyline as drunken disorderly sex, but at this time, Zhuo Qing'er's chest leakage is really attractive, and it seems that there is a possibility to add this plot.

However, this thought was dispelled as soon as he jumped out of his mind, not that he Yang Dongxu wanted to maintain some childish body. It's that the whole room stinks, and it can't brew emotions at all.

How do you make a house stinker than a pit?

The drunks who drank too much and didn't have anyone to take care of them are the best explanation, fortunately there are no traces of vomiting on the bed, but other places don't dare to compliment, although there are not many clothes on the two people, but the smell is really not something that ordinary people can bear.

"Okay, don't sleep, you wash first, I'll wash first?" Shaking his head, Yang Dongxu didn't find where his shoes were at all, and his clothes obviously couldn't be worn, so he had to jump out of the bedroom with his pants on.

The living room was also a mess, with several empty wine bottles lying on the floor, apparently it wasn't enough to come out of the karaoke yesterday, and the two of them drank it for the third time.

But fortunately, the balcony is very clean, at this time, I don't care about the cold, Yang Dongxu walked to the balcony and opened the window to breathe fresh air, otherwise he would have to be fainted.

Standing on the balcony with a sofa cushion in front of you, this is a six-story residential area, although it is very new but very conservative. Standing shirtless on this side of the balcony was protruding enough, and he didn't want to be seen in briefs and shouting perverted.

As soon as he took a few breaths of fresh air, he saw Zhuo Qing'er, whose hair was messy, walking out of the room. When I saw Yang Dongxu standing on the balcony, his face was a little unnatural, and the light of the sofa cushions blocked the front but not the back.

However, she didn't bother too much, but quickly rushed into the bathroom, and the smell on her body couldn't even stand Yang Dongxu, not to mention that she was still a girl.

The fresh air made Yang Dongxu completely come back to his senses, although his head was still a little dizzy and his head hurt, but his consciousness was completely awake. So he leaned against the railing of the balcony and began to look into the room.

At present, the latest two-bedroom and one-bedroom layout, the whole room is put aside from the mess caused by the two drunks yesterday, and the decoration is still quite warm, but the black and white photos placed on the table on the left side of the living room make the warmth a little more desolate, it is a photo of an old man, with a smile on his face is very loving.