Chapter 169 Two hundred and one lumps of horse manure
Lin Han didn't have a way, since his father was so 'polite', he couldn't let his father lose face, so he had to agree.
"Mr. Shen, you wait!"
After speaking, Lin Han turned around and returned to the room, put on gloves and buckled half a cigarette box-sized spiritual dung out.
It's really not that he's stingy, if there is just enough for a fig tree here, wouldn't it be a loss to give too much himself?
When Lin Han came out with the stinky spiritual dung, even Lin Fusheng, who had been a farmer all his life, covered his nose:
"Son, where did you pick up the horse manure, why does it stink so much?"
Niuniu also ran away with a disgusted face, and plunged into Zhao Meiling's arms, holding her breath and protesting:
"Grandma, Brother Han stinks!"
"Silly boy, it smells of horse manure!"
“......”
Hearing their conversation, Lin Han wanted to vomit blood!
A few meanings, he would rather his mother not help him explain......
Shen Ping didn't dislike it at all, he looked at the spiritual dung in Lin Han's hand as if he saw a golden pimple, without saying a word, he took out a handkerchief from his body, and took the spiritual dung from Lin Han's hand like receiving a holy decree, and almost said: The minister has dung!
What's even more speechless is that Shen Ping wrapped this piece of spiritual dung and actually stuffed it directly into the pocket of his Armani's suit......
"Mr. Lin, thank you so much!" Shen Ping put away the poop and said with a grateful face.
"Uh...... Mr. Shen, I know that you should take it back for research, but I guess you won't be able to do research!" Lin Han told the truth.
"Hey, hey!"
Shen Ping smiled awkwardly, but he was still very good, and immediately wrote a check for 200,000 yuan to Lin Han.
Lin Han was not polite, this was a deal, there was nothing to be embarrassed about.
Shen Ping, who got the spirit dung, thanked him again and again, and then left happily.
Lin Fusheng and his wife have long been dumbfounded, 200,000 yuan to buy a piece of horse manure?
Now the rich are crazy, 200,000 yuan is enough for a down payment to buy a house in the city, Shen Ping actually bought a piece of dung?
"Son, tell you the truth, isn't there always a problem with that Shen?" Zhao Meiling couldn't help it, and nodded her head with her hand after speaking.
"Mom, you think too much, people are shrewd!" Lin Han smiled bitterly and said bluntly: "It's just that this time, even if he gets horse manure, it is estimated that it will be useless!"
After all, Baba is drawn from the horses of the heavenly court, and there is no such variety in the mortal world!
"Anyway, you can't lie!"
Lin Fusheng said seriously: "200,000 yuan to buy a piece of horse manure, if this is going to be passed on, people will poke my backbone and scold!"
"Don't worry, Dad, I didn't lie, you really think Shen is always a fool!" Lin Han shrugged his shoulders, it was Shen Ping who wanted to buy it himself, and he didn't force him!
"Hehe, grandpa, you don't know, Brother Han's fried cabbage costs thousands of yuan!"
Niuniu probably felt that Lin Han was not majestic enough, so she added with a smile.
"What?"
Lin Fusheng couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and Zhao Meiling next to him also widened her eyes with an incredible expression.
"Ahem, Mom and Dad, don't look at me like that!" Lin Han smiled helplessly, "Actually, as long as you have the ability in a big city, thousands of yuan for a dish are not expensive!"
“......”
Zhao Meiling looked at Lin Fusheng, Lin Fusheng frowned, thought about it and nodded:
"That's true, I heard the old Xie Tou in the village say that his son has drunk hundreds of yuan a bottle of wine!"
"Dad, not to mention a few hundred yuan of wine in the city, there are tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands, which is not strange!"
"Oh my God!" Zhao Meiling couldn't help but exclaim: "Son, no wonder you have the money to send home, it turns out that the money outside is so easy to earn?"
"What do you know about a woman, my son has the ability to make money, do you think anyone can make a lot of money!"
Lin Fusheng said proudly: "Well, our old Lin family's seed is good!"
Zhao Meiling couldn't help but glance at Lin Fusheng when she heard it, her son is two people, okay, what is the old Lin family's seed is good, but her old Zhao family's seed is not good?
"Son, you can cook at night, since the food you cook is so delicious, let your mother take a rest!" Lin Fusheng said.
"Okay!"
Lin Han shrugged helplessly, but Niuniu was overjoyed, because she felt that Brother Han's dishes were much better than those made by her grandmother......
In the evening, Lin Han made a few home-cooked dishes, including braised crucian carp, oily wheat cabbage, fried egg with chives, and fried a good shredded pork with green peppers......
The family sat around the dinner table, Zhao Meiling looked at the table and smiled:
"Son, mom is going to try your dishes today to see if it's really delicious!"
After speaking, Zhao Meiling sandwiched a piece of tofu and put it in her mouth, the soft and tender tofu instantly melted in her mouth, and the silky tofu residue was mixed with a special bean fragrance, Zhao Meiling couldn't help but close her eyes with enjoyment.
"Wife, is it delicious?" Lin Fusheng was suspicious, he was very suspicious of Lin Han's level.
"It's really delicious, old man, try it!"
"Really?"
Lin Fusheng suspiciously picked up a few slices of meat and green peppers from the shredded meat bowl of green peppers and put them into his mouth, and the next second, the fragrant and tender pork and the slightly spicy and refreshing green peppers 'exploded' Lin Fusheng's taste buds.
Maybe it's not enjoyable, Lin Fusheng was surprised and grabbed another chopstick, this time the fresh fragrance of green pepper shredded meat completely conquered him!
"Tut, my son didn't expect that your cooking skills would become so good in the past few years?" Lin Fusheng looked at Lin Han in disbelief.
"Dad, does it taste okay?" Lin Han said with a smile.
"Well, that's quite okay!" Lin Fusheng thought about it very seriously and said, "The master Ou who makes the big pot of rice in our village, you are much better than him!"
“......”
Lin Han couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, why did his father compare himself with the people in the village who specialize in cooking big pots of funeral events?
Originally, Zhao Meiling only ate one bowl of rice per meal, but today she made an exception to serve the second bowl, and the dishes of Quarin Han are delicious!
"Son, Mom heard that those girls in the city don't know how to cook now! Your rice is so good, you will definitely be able to marry a good daughter-in-law in the future!" Zhao Meiling said happily.
"Uh......"
"If you want me to say that Miss Li was good last time, son, you have to hurry up, your mother and I are still waiting to hold our grandson!" Lin Fusheng said to Lin Han after eating.
"I'm going to wash the dishes!"
Lin Han hurriedly found an excuse to leave, otherwise he would definitely be urged to marry again!
At night, Niuniu was taken over by Zhao Meiling to sleep, Lin Han cultivated Zixia duely, and was just about to go to bed when he received a call from Li Dandan:
"Lin Han, you're on the fish, do you see it?"
"I'm on the fish?"
Lin Han was stunned, he was not an Internet celebrity, how could he get on the fish shake.
"Did you grow fig trees with a kind of horse manure?"
"Damn, how do you know?"
Lin Han was taken aback, and then realized that it must have been Huang Long's gang who uploaded the video!
"Your video is popular, and everyone is discussing whether it's true!"
"Now in addition to Shake Fish, there are many websites, and even foreign YouTube pipes have your videos on them!"
“......”
Lin Han was dumbfounded, he didn't expect a piece of horse manure to attract so many people's enthusiasm?