Chapter 406: A Day in the Life of Tsundere Yan Earth Turtle and Phoenix (Part II)

There is a great aunt who is a peerless killer to block Xiaofeng is desperate, but Zheng Xiuyan's children's shoes are interested, and from time to time she takes the second stunned person to the study to take a turn, either to Xiaofeng's side and ask Xiaofeng what high point physical contact is to make some seductive actions in front of Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng was stirred up by Zheng Xiuyan and didn't have the heart to work at all, because yesterday the progress was good and the costumes had not been modified completely, Xiaofeng didn't go to MC Dream's studio today, originally Xiaofeng wanted to use today to get a clue about the martial arts performance, you must know that there is not much time before the premiere, but now Xiaofeng's mind is full of Zheng Xiuyan's white and tender body, even if she tries to focus on Yuan Zhen's actions on the screen, it won't take long for Yuan Zhen to gradually become Zheng Xiuyan.

"Xiuyan, what do you want?" After Zheng Xiuyan walked in for the Nth time, Xiaofeng asked with a bitter face, locking the door is useless for Zheng Xiuyan, and if she can't get in, she will knock on the door very patiently and rhythmically outside.

"I didn't think about it, I'm so bored by myself, why don't you talk with me for a while. "Where is Zheng Xiuyan, who is completely let go, still like a queen, she is a clingy little girl begging for companionship.

"I'm working right now, I don't really have time. Xiaofeng pointed to the computer and said, now Xiaofeng doesn't have the heart to chat with Zheng Xiuyan, it will be difficult to close the door when it is opened.

"Are you working? Watching movies is work?" Zheng Xiuyan looked like you were less deceitful, Xiaofeng hurriedly took a sip of ice water, for Xiaofeng, who was in an unstable state, Zheng Xiuyan was a great temptation no matter what she did.

After Xiaofeng explained the reason why she watched the old movie, Zheng Xiuyan said very righteously that she wanted to share weal and woe with Xiaofeng, so the computer was taken to the coffee table, Zheng Xiuyan leaned on Xiaofeng, and the two stunned leaned on Zheng Xiuyan, and Xiaofeng sat stiffly and straight, as for Xiaofeng, who was studying movements, he had no mind at all, and his attention was on controlling his impulses.

Three minutes later, the fight highlights of "Scorpion Warrior" were replaced by Jung so-yeon for a romance film. To be honest, the film Scorpion Warrior is too old for Zheng Xiuyan, and the scripts and special effects of that era can really be said to be rotten and have no bottom line for now, and Zheng Xiuyan, who yawned boringly, changed the film without asking Xiaofeng's opinion at all.

Xiaofeng really doesn't have any opinion on changing the video, he can see that Zheng Xiuyan doesn't want to do anything serious today, but what makes him helpless is that Zheng Xiuyan began to cry after 8 minutes, and Xiaofeng is responsible for handing Zheng Xiuyan tissues.

"Woo woo, damn screenwriters know how to abuse the audience's tears. Zheng Xiuyan blew her nose and said dissatisfiedly with tears in her eyes.

Knowing that it was to lie to your tears, you still cry like this, Xiaofeng is really drunk.

"Woo woo, Hui Ying is so miserable. If you can't get the person you love the most, you can't even get a glimpse of the person you love the most before leaving this world. The time of the movie is fixed at 1 hour and 28 minutes, Zheng Xiuyan cried for 1 hour and 20 minutes, although there is an unlimited supply of tissues, but Xiaofeng's favorite T-shirt is still a big tide, Xiaofeng is too lazy to comment on this movie, anyway, many of the dog blood elements in Korean dramas have appeared in the movie, terminal illness, amnesia, car accident, polyamorous love, wealthy family, grievances, Cinderella, Gray Guy, there is no less.

After the movie, Zheng Xiuyan's tears quickly stopped, and then she began to attack Xiaofeng, if I lay on the hospital bed, would you go to see me for the last time? What if I have amnesia, will you chase me again? What do you want to marry someone who loves you or find someone you love to marry, Xiaofeng really feels that she can't get along with these problems. Adhering to the principle that if you say too much, you must lose, Xiaofeng remains silent.

As she spoke, Zheng Xiuyan suddenly got up and ran into the bathroom, and after a while, she asked Xiaofeng to hand her the "bread", and after picking up Zheng Xiuyan's bag on the ground, Xiaofeng looked through it twice very seriously, but she didn't find the "bread" in Zheng Xiuyan's mouth.

"Xiuyan, are you mistaken?" Xiaofeng asked Zheng Xiuyan after pouring out all the things in the bag and still not finding it.

"No way. I put it in when I went out, and I looked around carefully for the bag you found somewhere. Zheng Xiuyan's voice was already a little impatient.

Xiaofeng looked around the sofa and still didn't find anything, passing by Jinze's nest, Xiaofeng found that the two stunned people were actually hiding in Jinze's nest and didn't know what they were doing. You must know that just yesterday, this goods were disgusted with Kanazawa's nest, and now how can I get in by myself.

"Two stunned, you come out for me. "I remembered the painful experience of raising a husky that I had seen before. Xiaofeng suddenly had a very bad feeling.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiaofeng's call, the two stunned walked out, and Xiaofeng saw some crumbs in its mouth, huskies are famous for not spitting and biting nothing, Xiaofeng put his hand into the nest nervously, and then Xiaofeng touched an unknown object, from the shape and touch analysis Xiaofeng was 99% sure that what he touched was the "bread" brought by Zheng Xiuyan.

Full of expectations, Xiaofeng took out the packaged "bread", the second stunned and small teeth are not so good, and the packaging of the sanitary napkin is not so fragile and should not be so fragile, but the miserable sanitary napkin in front of him made Xiaofeng understand what reality is cruel, even the most intact one of them has exposed two holes, and Xiaofeng now has the heart to beat the two stunned people to death.

Actually, I really can't complain about this matter, the nature of people is like this, and if it weren't for Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiuyan's fight, the bag fell to the ground, and the bread would not have fallen out of the bag because it was put on the top by Zheng Xiuyan for fear of pressure, if it weren't for Zheng Xiuyan concentrating on crying while watching a movie, Xiaofeng concentrated on handing Zheng Xiuyan a tissue, and the two stunned would not have been bored with the fun thing of finding sanitary napkins.

It's useless to say anything now, as a responsible man, Xiaofeng found all the fragments in the nest, and pieced it together to make sure that the two stunned didn't swallow the fragments into his stomach, Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, but then thought of Zheng Xiuyan in the bathroom, and Xiaofeng was in trouble again.

Zheng Xiuyan is still reasonable, and compared to Xiaofeng, she is much more tolerant of the second stunned person she just met, after negotiation, Xiaofeng was given the great mission of helping Zheng Xiuyan buy sanitary napkins, although Xiaofeng felt a little embarrassed but still obeyed the arrangement, Xiaofeng can be sure that there must be sanitary napkins for Taiyan at home, but Xiaofeng doesn't know where Taiyan is, Xiaofeng can't call and ask where Taiyan sanitary napkins are, if Taiyan asks him what to do, how to answer. Although there are many uses for the artifact of sanitary napkins, that kind of use is not suitable for Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng complained about the toilet you sat on and Taeyeon sat on it and played with her mobile phone for more than an hour, even she can be regarded as Taeyeon's use, as soon as this idea appeared, Xiaofeng hurriedly rejected it, and the idea of lowering her identity must not be in the future.

After determining the brand and model of the sanitary napkin used by Zheng Xiuyan, Xiaofeng went out with her wallet, Xiaofeng still has experience in buying sanitary napkins, there is a big gap between brands, and different models also have different applicable situations, I didn't expect Zheng Xiuyan, who is already 30, to use the girl series.

When I went to the supermarket, Xiaofeng still put on sunglasses, although for the supermarket aunt, let alone Xiaofeng wearing sunglasses, Xiaofeng could find Xiaofeng when she covered her face. But if you can do it with less trouble, you will have less trouble.

Xiaofeng first went to buy the ingredients to be used at noon, and then took two packs of sanitary napkins and went to check out, her calm appearance and straightforward bearing made Xiaofeng a role model for several couples to educate their boyfriends, and look at people's attitudes towards buying sanitary napkins.

"Feng En, rest today?" The supermarket checkout aunt greeted Xiaofeng while skillfully swiping the code, for a person who often meets, the aunt can already check out Xiaofeng without changing her face.

"yes, but it's better not to rest than to rest. Xiaofeng said with a wry smile.

"Also, if you don't work, what you eat and drink, and if you don't make more money while you're young, you'll have to be like me, Hey. Feng En, don't give birth to so many children like me, and you won't play with your children's debts for the rest of your life. The aunt said with a happy face, although she was a little tired when she had many children, she was happy when she thought of those grandchildren. Being able to give birth is a blessing.

"Feng En, did you take it by mistake?" asked the aunt who picked up the sanitary napkin and shook it in front of Xiao Feng. Xiaofeng's face was a question mark, and she took a closer look at it, right, the Le Er Ya girl series has no wings for daily use. That's what Zheng Xiuyan said.

"Hey-hee, I said you should order something, you don't care about Taeyeon too much. Taeyeon is all delicate. "Auntie is going to start the preaching mode, once the terrifying mode is turned on, Auntie's combat effectiveness is stronger than Liu Zaishi.

"Auntie misunderstood, this is not for Taeyeon, it is for my sister. Xiaofeng hurriedly explained, what does this aunt usually care about.

"Sister, Luo Jingen, Jingen doesn't use this brand. "Auntie's next sentence made Xiao Fengru fall into the ice cave, this aunt is probably a spy before she opened a supermarket, do you want to understand it so clearly.

"It's not my sister, it's my agent's sister. Xiaofeng's brain turned quickly, if she didn't give a satisfactory answer, it would be difficult to do it, maybe Zheng Xiuyan's affairs in her own family would be exposed.

"Ahh Aunt said with a little dissatisfaction.

Xiao Fengxin said No wonder I'm late every time I pick me up, it turns out that I'm here with you, can I not chat with you?;Lin Junxi has told me countless times that your youngest daughter who is studying in college, you better be careful not to lure the wolf into the room.

"I didn't change the broker, but in a few days there will be a cooperation stage, and the other party's broker came to me to confirm the details. "To be honest, Xiaofeng doesn't need to explain so much, but who makes Xiaofeng okay and always looks for this aunt to practice her mouth, the relationship is so good, if you don't answer these casual questions, it's too fake.

"That's it, people, if you artists are too, people still let people work when their menstrual period comes, don't forget to prepare hot water and hot water bottles for your family when you go back, it's best to get some jujube brown sugar water. The preaching mode was still on, and Xiaofeng saw that things were not good, so he quickly smeared oil under his feet.

"Feng En, I'm looking for your money. Auntie's fierce voice came out from afar, and Xiaofeng didn't look back and strode home.

People just can't lie, or you have to use more lies to round out the first lie, just after a while, Xiaofeng felt tired, and he was resting in vain today.

After returning home, he handed the sanitary napkin to Zheng Xiuyan who was still in the bathroom, and complained that Zheng Xiuyan had been going to buy a sanitary napkin for so long, Xiaofeng was too lazy to refute, and as soon as she got into the bathroom, Xiaofeng began to prepare lunch, Xiaofeng only then remembered that Zheng Xiuyan wanted porridge and not meat because she came to her aunt.

Zheng Xiuyan who came out of the bathroom immediately found the second stunned, for this cheap dog who dared to bite her sanitary napkin, Zheng Xiuyan decided to give some color to see, but after seeing the second stunned look of the cute face, Zheng Xiuyan's heart softened, this cute look is more like Pani, but unfortunately the current Pani is only left, and Meng has gone away with the split leg of Nikun's bastard.

Xiaofeng cooked the meal, processed the dishes and prepared to come out to smoke a cigarette to relieve his depressed mood, but after seeing the behavior of one person and one dog in the living room, Xiaofeng felt that he might as well not come out in the kitchen, or not be upset.

Zheng Xiuyan and Ertunzi are playing a game of throwing balls, and the ball is a sanitary napkin that has been bitten by Ertunzi.

Zheng Xiuyan, you are the queen of iceberg tsundere, if I take a picture of this interview and upload it to the Internet, it is estimated that your popularity will increase a lot, under the invitation of Zheng Xiuyan and the expectation of the two stunned, Xiaofeng is very undisciplined and also joined the game, and exercising before cooking is good for health.

After lunch, Xiaofeng got a rare quiet time, Zheng Xiuyan hugged the two stunned people on the sofa and enjoyed the nap time, this person and dog obviously didn't know how unhealthy it was to go to bed immediately after eating.

Xiaofeng looked at Zheng Xiuyan snoring and snoring and smiled, it is estimated that the arrival of the eldest aunt Zheng Xiuyan was tortured, Zheng Xiuyan was sleeping on the side, Xiaofeng took advantage of this rare time to seriously design her own performance movements.

Quiet and harmonious time is always short-lived, the sleeping Zheng Xiuyan was woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone, she was irritable and threw the second stunned man to Xiaofeng, and the second stunned man who was caught by Xiaofeng and put on the ground ran to Zheng Xiuyan's feet excitedly looking forward to the second takeoff, in its eyes, Zheng Xiuyan was playing a new game with it.

The ringtone came from Zheng Xiuyan's mobile phone, Zheng Xiuyan was stunned for a while and then picked up the phone, and after seeing the name on it, she made a shushing gesture at Xiaofeng.

"Xiujing, is there anything to find Ernie?"

"Well, I'll go out and walk around when I'm bored at home, and I'll go back right away, you don't have to pick me up. Zheng Xiuyan said while rubbing her nose to avoid yawning.

"I'm leaving, Xiujing didn't see me at home, I'm in a hurry. Zheng Xiuyan hung up the phone and said with a little regret, although she couldn't do anything powerful for her body and mind, she was still looking forward to dinner with Xiaofeng.

"Do you want me to drive you, and do you want to take your favorite dishes back to the kitchen?" "Xiaofeng didn't keep it, it's enough for Xiaofeng to be tortured for so long.

"No need, I'll just take a taxi back, it's hard to explain when I bring food back. Zheng Xiuyan stretched her waist and gave Xiaofeng a lazy smile, although this day at Xiaofeng's house was very dull, but Zheng Xiuyan felt very good, she finally understood what it means to be with the person she likes, and a plain life is true happiness, and Taeyeon, who is dedicated to pursuing her dreams, has become a big fool in her eyes.

"I'll come back when my aunt is gone. After giving Xiaofeng a hug and a kiss, leaving a sentence that made Xiaofeng think about it, Zheng Xiuyan left with a satisfied smile. (To be continued......)