Cui Tao tried to open his eyes, from dark to bright, from blurry to clear, opening and closing, and his eyelids seemed to be inlaid with rod springs.

I, this is, where?

He felt his head hot, and his whole body was hot, as if he was wearing a thick plush coat.

The face of a cute little girl appeared in front of his eyes. Black eyes and big eyes, clear and clear, presumably angels, should be like this.

"Dad, why isn't it awake?"

"I told you not to choose this stupid dog, but you didn't listen. I haven't moved in the car just now, and I think it's a plague dog!" said a middle-aged man.

Dog, stupid dog, pestilence dog, who is this scolding?

Cui Tao suddenly realized something, and his eyes widened instantly. My hands and feet, and my body...... Why are you covered in brown curly hair?

Something is wrong, and I'm in a hurry!

He looked around, caught a glimpse of a coat mirror in the doorway, and quickly spread his limbs and ran over. Oh my God! How can I walk on all fours? My ears are shaking like two leaves, my tongue is involuntarily sticking out, and my little fluffy tail on my back butt is also cocked.

When Cui Tao stood on all fours and stood in front of the mirror, he couldn't believe his dog eyes.

With a round head, dark eyes, an expressionless face, and a cute and silly face. He has bubble noodle-style curly hair all over his body, five short figures, thin arms and legs, and a small tail on his buttocks, like a teddy pet dog.

No, it's clearly a teddy dog.

Cui Tao was originally a freshman student, full of longing for "sexual happiness" in college life, and he was also kneeling and licking several good-looking seniors. Who would have thought that after sleeping in the dormitory, drawing a "map of the Yellow River bursting" for a night, he woke up from a dream and turned into a pet dog.

I...... I actually turned into a dog? Heaven, earth, what iniquity did you do in your last life, and what did you do that is inferior to beasts?

Cui Tao was so angry that he really wanted to bump into it and die with this nasty mirror.

At this time, the little girl walked over step by step, spread her immature hands, and wanted to pick up Cui Tao.

This is not the life I want!" Cui Tao was furious in his heart, and his mouth pursed a slight warning sound of "......". Stay away from me!Don't touch me, touch me again, I'm going to be rude to you!

"Nan, don't touch it, the dog has just arrived at our house, and I'm afraid of life. The girl's mother called out to her.

Angry! You are the dog who looks down on people! I am not a dog, I am an upright person! My future has a bright future, my future has a beautiful flower, none of you want to touch me today!!

Suddenly, a gentle, small hand with body temperature gently stroked Cui Tao's head. From top to back, repeatedly, twice, three times, with the palms of your hands, it is as refreshing as a Thai massage.

The little girl's hand ran along Cui Tao's head and neck, and then stroked his back. The curly hair on Cui Tao's body is like a cheerful wave flying, as if the pores of his whole body are opened.

Double, transparent, thorough.

Cui Tao has a feeling of being empowered, cutting through the waves, and the two veins of the whole body have been opened.

It's like lying in the cradle when I was a child, and my mother gently smeared talcum powder on her back. That sweet, warm feeling is like a solace in the depths of the soul.

"Mom, you see, this dog is actually quite well-behaved. I touched it and he was obedient. The little girl ignored her mother's admonition and stroked Cui Tao with her hand. She was also happy to see that the teddy dog in front of her was very friendly to her.

Cui Tao's originally angry temper suddenly disappeared under the little girl's caressing. He tilted his head at a 45° angle to look up at the little girl, and between the cuteness, he actually had an unprecedented feeling of comfort.

Could it be that the heart that trembled just now has been healed?

Cui Tao enjoyed the touch just now, it was a kind of warmth with temperature, a kind of crispness to the bones.

Hell, I actually have the slavery gene of a dog?

At this time, the girl's mother came over, she squatted down, and with two hands, firmly clamped Cui Tao's front legs and the joint part of his body, and lifted him high and hung him in the air.

The first time someone picked up Cui Tao like this, he was very uncomfortable and uncomfortable, as if all his internal organs had shifted their positions.

Hey! You hurt me, you can't do this to me! Cui Tao cried bitterly in his heart, instinctively spread his two front paws, and slammed the little girl's mother like a boxing-style volley.

But no matter how hard Cui Tao struggled, there was always a lot of distance between the front paws and the little girl's mother's chest. His resistance was simply futile.

"Look, this dog is still quite fierce. He has to adapt to our family, and it is estimated that there will be several days, so don't touch him during this time, and be careful of being scratched by him. Mom said to the little girl.

Cui Tao's strength in swinging his front paws became smaller and smaller, and he gradually gave up resistance. I only blame myself for being too small and too weak to compete with a weak woman.

Sad, hopeless, lost, wanting to die......

The little girl's mother grabbed Cui Tao with both hands, turned his body, looked at him carefully, and then carefully put him on the ground.

Cui Tao has had a fear of heights since he was a child, and just now the little girl's mother lifted him, according to his current dog body proportion, which is equivalent to hanging him half-suspended in a three-story building. So when Cui Tao's body landed on the ground, he felt a wave of dizziness and nausea.

He simply spread his limbs and lay on his side on the ground, his little tail sweeping the ground a few times like an earthworm. His whole body was now relaxed, and only his little heart was beating.

The little girl stepped forward and gently poked Cui Tao's head with her index finger, trying to wake him up. "Mom, why didn't this dog move again?"

If you want me to please you, go in a dream! Even if I am a dog myself, I will never grovel to please you. Count you unlucky, I'm a dog with a strong personality and will never give in!

Oh no, the one who never gives in!

The little girl's mother had already walked to the kitchen, she rolled up her sleeves, turned on the faucet, and began to wash her hands. "Do you like it? If you don't like this dog, you can return it to the pet store tomorrow. The pet store said that it can be returned unconditionally within two days. ”

As soon as Cui Tao heard these three words, he immediately half-tilted his head and listened attentively.

He vaguely remembered that when he was unconscious just now, he seemed to be locked in an iron cage in a pet store. The smell of feces and urine floated in the air, the filthy iron cages that imprisoned all freedom, and the heart-rending howls of cats and dogs.

When the girl's mother opened the iron cage and picked Cui Tao up, in a haze, he saw the cats and dogs in the countless iron cages around him cast infinite envious looks and burning eyes.

At that time, Cui Tao's consciousness was not clear, but he can still strongly feel the feeling of escaping at that time.

For all pets, a pet store is a purgatory on earth. Staying inside for a second was too long, Cui Tao was afraid of that kind of environment, he would rather wander outside than return to the pet shop in his previous nightmare.

When he heard that the little girl's mother was going to send him back to the pet store, he was terrified. Being reborn as a dog is already the biggest tragedy, and if you are sent back to the pet store, it will be the square of the tragedy.

Hey, the dog is under the eaves and has to not bow his head.

Cui Tao glanced at the little girl, kicked her hind legs, and immediately stood up. He ran to the little girl's side, crossed his hind legs, sat on the ground with his buttocks raised, raised his front paws, pretended to pose, and then looked at the little girl cutely.

The drama spirit is on the body, full of desire to survive.

"Mom, the dog is on his own, and he seems to like me a little. The girl looked at the cute appearance of the teddy dog Cui Tao and laughed happily.

Cui Tao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it was so dangerous, he could be regarded as escaping. The alarm passed, and a stone in my heart fell to the ground.

The little girl jumped up and down to the kitchen, ready to wash her hands. "Mom, I think the dog must be hungry, let's give him the newly bought dog food!"

Cui Tao's heart beat faster, and 10,000 alpacas roared past in his heart.

He remembers going to the big supermarket to buy groceries and walking away briskly whenever he passed by the dog food area. A musty smell that makes me sick.

Joke, even if you are a dog, you will never eat dog food. There is also a bottom line to being a dog!

The little ones love to do this kind of thing, and after getting their mother's tacit approval, they take out a brand new pink dog bowl and tear open a bag full of dog food in English. The black beans were sprinkled out.

Just hearing the palpitating sound of "dong dong" when the dog food was poured into the bowl, Cui Tao felt shuddered.

The little girl was overjoyed, and walked towards Cui Tao with a pot full of dog food.

The dog bowl fell to the ground, and a few naughty dog food jumped out.

The little girl bent over and said, "Good dog, eat quickly, this dog food is very expensive." ”

No matter how expensive dog food is, it is also dog food! Cui Tao twisted the dog's head with a look of disdain.

Let's not talk about this dog food, shoddy, choking taste, pink dog bowl with black dog food, a few meanings? color matching, no appetite at a glance, how to eat?

Cui Tao pretended to jump forward on the ground, then held his breath, sniffed with his nose, shook his head, and walked away pretending to be disappointed.

"Mom, dogs don't eat dog food. Does he not like my bowl?" the girl asked.

The girl's mother replied: "Fool, the dog is colorblind, and in his eyes, there are only a few colors such as black, white and gray. I didn't know what the taste of this dog food was, so I bought a bag of the most expensive. ”

Is the dog colorblind, but he is not, Cui Tao is very happy, he finally found the difference between himself and the dog. But when I think about it, I feel very sad. I'm still a teddy dog, and I'm just deceiving myself.

Oh. The little girl answered, and she saw that the dog didn't like to eat the rations she bought, and her expression was quite lost.

"Just now we went to the pet store, a whole row of dogs barked at us, you two want to choose this teddy dog sleeping in the corner? You see, now when you go home and don't move, you don't even eat dog food, you must be sick. The little girl's father came over and said.

You're sick!" Cui Tao scolded back in his heart.

"I like it, what can I do? Besides, you paid for it just now, and you also said that this dog is beautiful. Anyway, the pet store said that it can be returned unconditionally within two days. ”

Mom, please, can you stop saying the phrase "package return and exchange", which hurts the dog's self-esteem, Cui Tao wants to cry without tears. You little husband and wife quarrel, don't be angry with me, okay? Who have I provoked? You chose me yourself, can you blame me?

Don't go back to the pet store, this is Cui Tao's bottom line. Everything else is negotiable.

It seems that if you don't eat a few mouthfuls of dog food tonight, your fate tomorrow will be worrying. Cui Tao thought about it, isn't it just eating dog food, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, who let himself have such a strong desire to survive?

Cui Tao walked to the dog bowl full of dog food, sniffed with his nose, and prayed silently, thinking that even if it was a fire pit, he would jump.

He put his front paws into the bowl, but he didn't expect it to backfire, and the dog food was all spilled. Cui Tao realized that he had no hands anymore, and his front paws obviously couldn't pick up the dog food and send it to his mouth. So, he stretched out his moist little tongue and gently licked a grain of dog food, a sweet taste.

Cui Tao lowered his head and stirred his tongue, and the dog food continued to eat into his mouth.

Well, it's so fragrant, it's delicious!

After eating a few pills, he had a trick. When there are more than three grains of dog food in his mouth, he has to put his neck up, otherwise the dog food will fall.

Dog food tastes a bit like potato chips with a doughnut flavor, crispier than bread and softer than pastries. And after eating and chewing, there is a fragrance overflowing, and the mouth is fragrant.

Maybe Cui Tao is really hungry and can't stop eating dog food. After a while, with the momentum of the wind and clouds, the dog food in the dog bowl was eaten cleanly.

"Oh, there are still a few grains on the outside of the bowl, don't waste them. Cui Tao wagged his little tail, happily jumped to the side of the dog food outside the bowl, stuck out his tongue, and licked the dog food into his mouth one by one.

One, two, three, four... Eat them all.

The little girl and her mother looked at each other and were very surprised by the teddy dog's appetite.

"Mom, we haven't named the dog yet. The little girl said.

"This is a birthday present from your dad and me, come up with a name for yourself. Mom replied.

"I think he's cute and silly, so let's call him fries, right?"

Sure enough, it's a primary school student, and the name is unrelated. After all, he is a man, how can he have such a soft and cute name? Cui Tao protested in his heart.