Chapter 312: The ass is powerful and nurturing

After getting up and cleaning up a few times, he shaved his beard and asked Qin Rou to find him a more decent set of sportswear, the black one was more slim, it looked very calm, and the whole person looked very energetic.

He was quite narcissistic and looked back and forth in front of the mirror, and said to Chen Shuang'er at the door: "What's the matter, is your husband handsome?"

"Poof!"

His cheap appearance quickly amused the two of them, and they laughed directly.

Ye Chen raised his eyebrows: "What's the drop?" isn't it handsome?"

"Cut, just you, I'm afraid that my child will be born in the future because of your genes, which will cause him to grow stumbling!" Chen Shuang'er said deliberately disdainfully, in fact, she still thought he was very handsome, the kind of toughness she liked.

When Qin Rou heard this, she believed it, and said with a slightly worried face: "No... If it's a girl in my belly, wouldn't I want to follow Ye Chen as a father, there is so much leg hair on his legs, what kind of embarrassment does a girl have!"

The two of them intentionally or unintentionally mended the knife, which made Ye Chen's cheeks darken all of a sudden.

"Giggles!" the second daughter laughed at his appearance again.

For a time, the house was full of peach.

One is gentle and pure, the other is cold and smart, and they smile together with flowers, which is really a feast for the eyes.

Ye Chen walked over unceremoniously, slapped his buttocks, showed no mercy, and said unhappily: "Even if I am not handsome, master, not as handsome as your suitors, so what?

"Tsk. Chen Shuang'er pursed her red lips and said disdainfully: "Rou'er, did you hear it? Ye Chen is not confident." ”

Qin Rou's face was slightly red, she reached out and patted the dust on his body, and said with a gentle smile: "Sister Shuang'er, don't say it, he will be really unhappy for a while, my husband is the most handsome, those suitors can't even compare to one of your fingers, no, it's not a hair!"

Ye Chen smiled, reached out to touch her head, and said, "It's still Rou'er, it's worthy of my usual love for you." ”

Chen Shuang'er spread her hands and joked: "It means that I am not obedient? Okay! In the future, you will not come to my room, the guy who will not recognize people when he lifts his pants!"

"Hahaha!"

Ye Chen laughed, this sentence instantly amused him, the sense of picture was too strong.

Even Qin Rou couldn't help but laugh, covering her mouth and snickering.

It's not the first time that the three of them have joked like this together, sometimes there are even some meat jokes, but even Qin Rou, the most shy person, won't feel anything, after all, she is familiar with it, and she is going to be a mother, and she has long been used to that little thing between husband and wife.

In private, she doesn't know how many times she has talked to Chen Shuang'er about private conversations.

At about eleven o'clock, Ye Chen set off from home, and he told his family that he didn't eat at home.

drove all the way to Xue Shengyue's house, and he was also a frequent visitor.

He had the keys in his hand, and when he opened the door, he was lying on the couch eating potato chips and watching TV.

He changed into slippers and walked over to hug Xue Shengyue, but she moved her body and dodged it, with a pretty face, as if she was still angry about the words in the morning.

Ye Chen laughed: "No, I'm here, are you still angry?" I didn't mean that, I was just surprised why the old man wanted to see me. ”

Xue Shengyue chewed potato chips in her mouth, and a crisp voice sounded, so she chewed Ye Chen, and said lightly: "Do you mean that, how do I know, you bastard likes to deceive people the most, I don't know if what you said is true." ”

Ye Chen laughed, stretched out his hand and patted her back: "What do you want to eat at noon, how about we go out for a good meal?"

"Forget it, I don't want to move, so I'll eat at home. Xue Shengyue said a little lazily, then raised her eyebrows and smiled: "If you are willing to cook me a hearty lunch, then I don't care about your words today." ”

Ye Chen saluted and said solemnly: "Yes, Queen Mother, slaves and maids obey the order!"

"Bah! Am I that old?" Xue Shengyue smiled coquettishly, and then stretched out her jade leg and kicked him: "You go cook first, I have already prepared a suit for you in advance, and I will try it in the room after eating." ”

"Suit?" Ye Chen's face was bitter, he didn't like that kind of formal wear very much, so he liked to wear sportswear.

"Oh, my grandfather is an old general, if he doesn't like it at first glance, it's basically difficult to get into his eyes, the western body looks more energetic and formal than yours, and when my parents are there, don't you want to do it all night?" Xue Shengyue pursed her red lips and said aggrievedly.

"Ah, okay. ”

Ye Chen stood up, bent down and kissed her the red lips: "I'm going to cook, you wait." ”

Xue Shengyue wrinkled her nose, very cute, lazily reclining on the sofa, and continued to watch TV.

In about half an hour, Ye Chen, who moved quickly, made a lunch.

The fragrance wafted into the living room early, so Xue Shengyue hung on him for the whole process.

In fact, it can't be said to be hearty, it's home-cooked food, three dishes and one soup, basically he and Xue Shengyue both eat like this, this Nizi is not a picky eater, she thinks that Ye Chen's craftsmanship is good, much stronger than fast food or something, and she is basically satisfied with her work over the years as long as she can eat a mouthful of hot food.

Her appetite and amount of food are still good, anyway, she eats more than the "two cats" in Ye Chen's house.

He was not at ease, he went to the toilet halfway and called to ask Qin Rou if she had eaten well, this Nizi was afraid of gaining weight, and she had been eating less, and sometimes she had morning sickness and ate less.

Three dishes and one soup, Xue Shengyue ate a lot, looking a little heroic and refreshing, not delicate and pretentious at all, not to mention gobbling up, but not eating in small bites.

Ye Chen was extremely satisfied, after all, he was a cook.

kept serving her vegetables, and said mysteriously: "Xiaoyue, I dare to promise that if you give birth to at least two sons in the future!"

Xue Shengyue almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of rice, she was still a big girl, why did she still say this, and said speechlessly: "Where did you see it?"

Ye Chenshen chattered: "It's not simple, the old man has a saying that a big butt can give birth, and you are in such good health, and your meals are also delicious, can you not have a son, and I estimate that there must be more than one." ”

"Why more than one?"

"Because I'm sure I'm going to have a second child!" he said cheekily.

Xue Shengyue was angry and funny, and after swallowing the rice, her eyes widened: "You really want to think about it, let's dream of spring and autumn!"

Ye Chen pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "You still don't believe it, let's wait and see!"

He is quite confident, partly because her body is really good, he once wanted acupuncture to help her regulate her body, and at that time he found that she was in good health. These two places alone are enough to see the lordosis and backwards.

Which scale is the most exaggerated existence he has ever seen in his life.