04443 Bronze Router
It was past ten o'clock in the morning.
The 48,000-square-meter Panjiayuan is very lively, and when you get here, you can imagine everything here.
When you enter here, you will follow the historical corridor and follow you to the Museum of Nations. Domestic, foreign, and even extraterrestrial, there's everything, and there's no wonder.
Bustling, crowded, countless Chinese and foreigners strolling leisurely under the scorching sun, half an hour down, you can walk the history of China through.
At this time, he realized that he had only walked less than a tenth of the distance.
Next to a small stall, a group of people were watching the excitement at this time.
This stall is not small, more than three meters long and one meter wide, and the floor is covered with a floor mat used in a small restaurant, and hundreds of large and small things are placed in a miscellaneous manner.
The stall owner is a middle-aged fat man in his thirties, with a height of more than 1.7 meters, a physique of 245, and a bracelet full of cultural toys, sitting on a thick recliner with a big belly and sneering with a sneer.
There were a number of people around the stall, pondering a strange thing.
It was a strangely shaped bronze.
The lower part of the bronze is an empty square seat, the four corners are rounded, the four walls are slightly drummed, the four walls and the column base are decorated with double hook moire, and the decoration is smooth and rust-free.
In the upper part of the body, in the middle, is a rectangular protrusion, but three centimeters high, and as long as a square seat.
The most peculiar thing is that on this small raised platform, there are actually five long bronze pillars.
These five bronze pillars are no more than the thickness of a thumb, sixteen or seven centimeters high, the length and thickness are exactly the same, and the spacing between the five pillars is exactly the same.
The five bronze pillars are smooth and smooth, without any ornamentation, and the tips are oval, which looks very strange.
Onlookers and treasure hunters were very interested in this bronze, but more curious.
After the first tourist got started, he handed it to the second treasurer, and then passed it down, and those who saw this bronze were surprised.
"Hey, boss, what the hell are you talking about? ”
"That's right, Master Hong, what the hell is this thing of yours?"
"I've given my brother a few insights. ”
The boss Hongye cut his voice, blowing wildly on his belly with a small charging fan in his hand, calling the old popsicle at the corner of his mouth, and said in a mansheng voice.
"A few of you have been trying to guess it all your life, and you guys are suing a few of you, this ...... But it's a big ...... Baby!"
The people around him immediately snorted in disdain.
"You don't brag about it, Master Hong, they are all people who know the roots, don't I know you yet?"
"That's it!"
"It's a fabrication. ”
"That's right, it's a fabrication!"
"Since the day I visited the ghost market in Xuanwumen, I haven't seen a bronze of this kind for decades. ”
"It's a good thing, I think it's a pit. ”
The stall owner, the fat man Hongye, sat up and got up, and shouted loudly with a hey in his mouth.
"Third master, don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to talk nonsense, this thing of mine is really good. ”
"Look at this bag of pulp, this time the moire and this look and this shape, that are all proper heirlooms. ”
"This is what I bought from Anxiong's old house. A new district is being built over there. ”
"It's a real old thing. ”
"The five pillars above are the five incense sticks, which are used to worship the ancestors. ”
The stall owner's words did not draw the approval of onlookers.
The third master sneered and said in a mansheng voice.
"Hehe, Hong boy, you don't brag to my uncle.
"Look, he's a ...... What's that?"
"What the ...... in my house"
"That's right, Infinite Route Machine!"
As soon as these words came out, the people around them suddenly realized, clapped their hands, patted their heads, and shouted loudly.
"yes. That's right. It's obviously a router. ”
"It's still Xiaomi's. ”
This bronze is really like the infinite route device used at home now.
Aren't the five bronze pillars really the antennas of the router?
At that moment, many tourists and Taobao people burst into laughter and laughed at Hongye.
"Lie to us, it's a hillbilly and haven't seen a router, boss. Let me tell you, now that China Telecom is mobile and every village is connected, we can also access the Internet in rural areas. ”
"I am also ashamed to say that it is a Warring States bronz. Can you go a little further than that?"
"It's so tricky!"
Hongye suddenly blushed and his neck was thick, he waved his hand hard, and said angrily: "Come on, come on, you are all masters, what you say is what it is." ”
"You don't like this router, so I don't have a problem. ”
"I moved by myself, and I used my own cats. ”
"Gigabit speed, no lag. ”
A group of people were amused by Hongye's authentic Tiandu City old saying.
Although Hongye sells fabricated products, everyone knows that in this day and age, if you want to find the real thing in Panjiayuan, there is a chance that you will find a needle in a haystack.
After the joke, the tourists still chose a few handicrafts at Hongye's stall, and when they came to the most famous Pan Jiayuan in the country, they had to bring some souvenirs back.
The price is not expensive, dozens of hundreds of dollars, and when you go out to travel, you don't care about this.
The tourists dispersed, and the treasure hunters continued to search for treasures with a smile.
Hongye was covered in sweat, blowing a fan to send off the tourists, squatting on the stall and picking up stacks of objects.
With a smile on his face, this wave of tourists was okay, selling more than 2,000 yuan of things, and there was a profit of almost 1,000 yuan.
Today, this is the third wave of tourists.
At this time, a pair of black travel shoes came into the eyes of Hongye.
"Feel free to get started with whatever you like. ”
"Take the porcelain well, hold the jade steadily, and if you fall into a flaw, you will be compensated according to the price. ”
An ordinary young man with a high-imitation satchel squatted opposite Hongye, and raised his hand to pick up the bronze router.
Speaking in Mandarin from Tianfu Province, he said, "Boss, do you sell a lot of this bronze router?"
"If it's right, I'll buy it. ”
"When you come to Tiandu City, you always have to bring something back. ”
Hongye snorted and raised his eyes to look at the young man, as if this person was behind the wave of tourists just now.
It should be one of those tourists, but they just didn't buy anything.
At this time, the young man spoke again: "Boss, hurry up, my fellow is urging me, waiting to catch the train." ”
As soon as Hongye heard the word catch the train, his eyes rolled, and he immediately compared two fingers: "Two thousand!"
This price......
The young man's face suddenly sank, and he said in a low voice.
"Two thousand is so expensive, I only have eight hundred dollars left. Forget it, don't buy it. ”
"Go back to Taobao to buy the same model, it's brighter than this. ”
With that, the young man put down the bronze and left.
Hongye belched twice, and laughed: "Where is the same style on Taobao, where is my weight." ”
"I said buddy, although I am a fabrication, but it looks simple and atmospheric, you take it back and put it at home, and it will come up at once. ”
The young man shook his head and said, "It's useless, you can only smash walnuts." ”
"Also, you're selling it so expensive. ”
A sincere smile appeared on Hongye's chubby face, and he said in a manic voice: "If you really want it, then you will give a price?"
A few minutes later, a young man in a jacket packed the bronze router into his bag.
There was a hint of satisfaction in Hongye's eyes, and he quietly put seven hundred yuan into his bag, thinking that today's income was six hundred and eighty yuan more.
He smiled at the young man and said, "Dude, you take this thing and saw the five pillars on it, and tell others that it is the ...... of the Warring States."
"Definitely can bluff a bunch of people. ”
The young man hummed, took out a cigarette and handed one to Hongye, and said softly: "No need to see ......"
"It's a shame to saw. ”
Hongye lit a cigarette and took a puff, smiling heavily: "Then you don't need to see it, put it in the living room at home, and the guests will come to take a look, yo, now the routers are all out of bronze?"
"Just say it, hey, yes, this is a spring and autumn ......"
"Bei'er has face!"
The authentic Tiandu City Hongye is really a poor mouth, the young man laughed, nodded quietly and said.
"It's not the Spring and Autumn Period, it's the Western Zhou Dynasty. ”
After saying this, the young man nodded slightly at Hongye, his obsidian-like eyes were unfathomable.
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