Chapter 264: Lu Xiaobu himself
New York.
In a high-end suit shop.
"It doesn't have to be like this, right?"
Chandler opened his hands and let the tailor measure him, complaining, "The last time Joey asked me to make a suit, the process was not very friendly." โ
"Rest assured. โ
Adam stood on the side and looked at it, and couldn't help but smile: "This is the most professional, not a prison tailor branch, no one will put MRยท BIG is breaking around. โ
"I hope so. โ
Chandler pouted.
Five years ago, when he was making a suit, Joey recommended that he go to the tailor shop that Joey frequented.
Then, when measuring the size, the tailor measured it too carefully, and Chandler was stunned, and when he went back, he found that Joey was also measuring like this, and took it for granted that this was the most professional.
When he learns that he can only measure like this in prison, Joey's face is distorted.
"You know, I haven't ordered a suit since. โ
Chandler was still a little uncomfortable: "Why don't you just rent a celebrity-worn suit from Rachel? It's convenient, cool, and saves money!"
"Don't think about money. โ
Adam smiled: "As your chief best man, giving you a suit is still trivial, what is there to wear in a suit worn by celebrities? It's just a gimmick, and it's unhygienic, do you want to challenge Monica's cleanliness at this time?"
"It's not that exaggerated. โ
Chandler also knew that Adam was already a billionaire and was not short of this amount of money at all, and he was not a married man, Rose, and he only planned to marry once in his life, so it was nothing to accept Adam's kindness once.
"Those clothes are also specially treated. โ
"Are you sure?"
Adam smiled playfully: "I've heard that a lot of that kind of clothes are kept original~ In this way, you can attract fans to pay for leasing to the greatest extent, and you are not the kind of ashes powder, and you are not ready to extract the residual DNA on the clothes to clone a new idol, what are you renting that for." โ
"Wow~"
Chandler shuddered, and said incredulously, "Anyone really did that?"
"This is the country of rice. โ
Adam laughed: "There is only what you can't think of, nothing is impossible." โ
In the future, in order to thank Sheldon, Penny asks him for a celebrity-signed napkin, and also wipes his mouth with this napkin.
Originally, Penny was a little embarrassed that the napkin was dirty.
But Sheldon held the napkin as if it were a holy relic, because if biotechnology had been a little more advanced, he would have been able to clone a celebrity of his own with the remaining DNA on it.
It was one of the greatest gifts he'd ever received, so much so that he stuffed all the baskets into Penny and gave her a hug in an awkward way.
Penny is shocked and shouts at Leonard to look, and Leonard laments that it's a miracle.
Because what Sheldon hates most is skin-to-skin contact with people, let alone hugging, even handshakes are very rare, and every time he shakes hands, he immediately washes his hands with hand sanitizer, with a disgusted face that is worried about being infected.
It is conceivable how important celebrities wipe their mouths and napkins to Sheldon.
"Alright. โ
The tailor finished his measurements and nodded at Adam.
"Hurry up, my friend is getting married in four weeks, and it must not be delayed. โ
Adam admonished.
"Yes!
At this moment, a figure approached, put his arm on Adam's shoulder, and said solemnly, "This is my brother's wedding!"
"Got it. โ
The tailor smiled and agreed, and walked inside.
"So, brothers, where is the bachelorette party, do you need me to contact the strippers?I tell you, I know a few people who are particularly skilled, and I promise to make the bachelorette night a legen, wait for it, dary, legendary, legendary night! Give me a high-five!nice~!"
The figure said one after another, making Chandler look stupid, and he was stunned by the other party who raised his hand and slapped his palm.
"Who are you?"
Chandler was dumbfounded.
"Don't even know me?"
The man looked unhappy, and stepped forward to hug Chandler: "I'm Barney, forget it, for your sake, I don't blame you, tell me, how did we plan our bachelor's night? Tell you, I will never allow my brother's bachelor's night to be so boring, whoever can't do it, just say it, I'll just take it!"
"I'm the chief best man, and I'm in charge. โ
Adam had already recognized who the person who suddenly appeared at this time, and said with a smile: "But I'm sure to tell you, there are no strippers on our bachelor's night, and there are no weird activities, so you won't like it, so don't pretend." โ
"You know him?"
Chandler breathed a sigh of relief.
"I don't know. โ
Adam smiled: "But I know that people like him like to mix bachelor parties the most, whether they know the groom or not, they don't care, and even end up mixing in the wedding to be bridesmaids, isn't it a little familiar?"
"Joey!"
Chandler exclaimed, "He's the same as Joey!"
"Joey Trebiani?"
Barney Stinson originally watched with a smile as Adam broke his identity, he had encountered this situation too many times, and he was already familiar with how to deal with it, but when he heard Joey's name, his face changed.
"The actor?!"
"You know him?"
Adam's eyes lit up.
"Oh, of course I know him. โ
Barney stretched out his hand and tightened his tie, his eyes flickered, and his tone was exaggerated: "He robbed me of a lot of my sisters, and he is my biggest rival Barney Stinson!
"Nope. โ
Chandler shook his head: "I've been his roommate for so many years, and I've never heard him mention it." โ
"He, how, dare!"
Barney reached out and covered his chest, took a few steps back, and exclaimed in disbelief, "This is the greatest humiliation!
After speaking, the index finger and middle finger pointed to his eyes, gestured a few times at Adam and Chandler, and walked away in style, leaving only Chandler with a confused face and Adam who couldn't hold back his laughter.
"What's going on? Are we having a neuropathy?"
"It's not. โ
Adam laughed: "He's a very interesting person, but I really didn't expect him to know Joey, well, in fact, it's normal for them to know each other, it's strange not to know each other, I can't help but go back and ask Joey." โ
"Okay. โ
The corners of Chandler's mouth tugged, "But he won't really show up at my bachelorette party, will he?"
"No, it won't. โ
Adam said firmly, "Other people's bachelors party doesn't care about me, but yours bachelorette party will never show up for him." โ
Just kidding, this is Lu Xiaobu's deity, and Lu Xiaobu's mess up with Zhang Wei's wedding was imitated by him.
Chandler is not Zhang Wei, Monica is not Xiaoli, Adam is not Zeng Xiaoxian, and Barney will never be allowed to wreak havoc.