Chapter 62: The scumbag is a scumbag

Lao Zhang thinks Da Hei is very strange, absolutely strange.

"I said Dahei, as a sea king who fishes the Pacific Ocean, your first reaction when you hear that a woman is pregnant with your child should not be [You lied to me!]

"And then the second reaction shouldn't be [Is this kid really me?]"

"Then the third reaction was, 'I'm all ligated, how can I have a child?'"

Although Lao Zhang himself is not a sea king, he is not a scumbag. But he still understands the reactions of Aquaman and the scumbag very thoroughly. Even if he doesn't understand, there are also a large number of netizens on the Internet who analyze the cases of various scumbags.

So in this regard, Lao Zhang basically will not make mistakes in judgment. A scumbag is a scumbag, how can it be so easy to not have any suspicions. This is a bit contrary to the character of a scumbag.

After listening to Lao Zhang's words, Da Hei thought for a while: "What you said makes sense. But I don't think Cheng Lu lied to me. ”

"Why?"

"A man's intuition!" Da Hei gave Zhang Tong a reason that was hard to refuse. The world is big, and intuition is the greatest.

"And, do you think I have many children? Or do you think I don't want to have children?"

"Uh-huh, or else?" Zhang Tong glanced at Da Hei, if Da Hei had been causing so many romantic debts, but he had no children, then Zhang Tong was very suspicious that Da Hei had been sterilized.

Of course, Big Black is not a milk cat, and it is impossible to take it to a pet store to cut eggs for physical sterilization.

Therefore, Zhang Tong seriously doubted whether Da Hei had used internal force to kill the gold activity before. After all, in the world of Sedum, everything is possible.

"Don't look at me with that kind of look!" Da Hei looked at Zhang Tong's eyes, as if he had guessed what Zhang Tong was thinking in an instant: "I won't use internal force to kill Jin at all!"

"I was actually seen through. Lao Zhang touched his nose awkwardly, just like Chu Liuxiang's movements in "The Legend of Xiang Shuai" that he watched when he was a child.

"But how do you use contraception?" Zhang Tong was a little curious: "Aren't you so much in love?

"No, I'm a very difficult person to have children. Da Hei said: "Because I practice kung fu and pay attention to the inner Zhou Tian cycle." ”

"Uh-huh, so what?" said Zhang.

"Inner Perimeter Cycle, simply put, I don't waste the energy in my body, let my energy accumulate and then absorb it. Use this to strengthen yourself. This is the fastest and most appropriate way. Digest internally, so digest everything on its own. ”

Zhang Tong nodded after hearing it: "Well, it makes sense." No wonder some people say that getting up in the morning and skipping breakfast is equivalent to eating Xiang. You're like that, too!"

"What are you talking about! How can you compare with Sho? I am seriously digesting the essence produced by myself!"

"Good, good, just as you are. But what does this have to do with not having children? You can naturally produce and sell your own products, so naturally you can also produce and export them. After all, isn't the right to import and export all in your own hands?" Zhang Tong asked.

Da Hei sighed: "Originally, I thought so. Originally, the import and export rights were in my hands, and I should have taken the initiative by myself. But I don't know if it's because I've been digesting myself for too long, and gradually, it seems that my body has undergone some changes. It doesn't produce much, or it specializes in producing waste products, and it refuses to accept it when it is exported!"

"I've found a lot of women in Sedum. But none of them were in it. Boss, I'm also a person, and I want to have children to enjoy the joy of family. My family still has a throne waiting for my children to inherit it. The great rivers and mountains I have laid in Sedum, as well as the thousands of family fortunes, if there is no heir, won't it be in vain!" Da Hei is very distressed, distressed because there is no heir to the throne.

"Understood, because you haven't exported for a long time, your customs feel that they are almost useless. So disbanded on its own and went home to farm. Then I couldn't find the checkpoint when I wanted to export, so I could only produce and sell it myself. That's pretty much what it means, right?" Zhang Tong analyzed and came up with a more reliable argument.

"Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. I can't export, I'm also very worried! I have grown enough domestic demand now, and I don't need to produce and sell it to stretch domestic demand, but I need to strengthen exports to balance and adjust domestic and foreign demand!" Da Hei sighed depressedly: "I finally succeeded in exporting this time, and the other party did not return it." I'm going to keep the goods anyway!"

"So, boss, this time I must let Cheng Lu keep the child!"

Hearing Da Hei say this, Zhang Tong suddenly snorted: "Phew, scumbag." In fact, you don't want to marry Cheng Lu at all!"

"Oh, yes, I didn't just say that I would marry her. My Demon Lord spoke, spitting a nail in a mouthful, and never repented of what he said!" Da Hei swore an oath.

But Zhang Tong ruthlessly exposed him: "When I say marrying her, I mean that you really fall in love with her, and if you don't marry her in this life, you really have real feelings." You said that you married her, probably because of the child in her womb. ”

"This ......" Daikoku hesitated a little.

"You're hesitating, you're hesitating! Let's be honest, it doesn't matter who the child's mother is, right? As long as you have a child in your belly, it's fine. Phew, scumbag!" Zhang Tong directly exposed the hypocrisy of Da Hei.

Da Hei was directly exposed by Zhang Tong His hypocrisy, which made him a little annoyed and angry: "So what?!The child in Cheng Lu's belly is mine! I tell you Zhang Tong, this is my business with her, you don't care." If you dare to manage, even if I can't beat you, I will fight with you!"

"I'm going to have the baby in her belly. She is not allowed to be defeated, and this matter has nothing to do with you. She must give birth to me!" Da Hei issued a declaration of the scumbag.

"No one wants to touch the child in her belly, whoever dares to touch it will kill me. I'm going to fight with people!" the big black beard and hair were all open, and a faint demonic aura lingered on his body.

Zhang Tong is afraid that this guy will really cause a big problem, and this guy is afraid that he will have no heirs and will become a heart disease. If Cheng Lu really knocked out the child, I'm afraid this guy will go straight to the devil.

"Drink!" Zhang Tong let out a low voice, ringing in Da Hei's ear like Huang Zhong Da Lu. The demonic energy lingering around him was instantly dispelled, and Da Hei covered his ears and squatted down in pain.

"Demon Lord Heiyan, since you have to gamble your life desperately. Then don't blame me for not giving you a chance. Zhang Tong looked at Hei Yan coldly and condescendingly, making Hei Yan's heart beat a drum.

"Since you want to keep the child in Cheng Lu's belly so much. Then on the premise of not using fraud, coaxing, inducing, interference, threats, etc., let Cheng Lu willingly give birth to this child for you, then I don't care. But if you violate these rules and force them to give birth to the child. Then don't blame me for not being merciful, and when the time comes, I will directly suppress you to the foot of Sedum Jianfeng Mountain, until you die!

Zhang Tong stretched out his palm.

Demon Lord Hei Yan stood upright and strode to Zhang Tong's side: "A word is a certainty!"

After that, he slapped Zhang Tong hard and swore it.

And Cheng Lu, who had already walked out of Zhang Tong's shop, didn't know what kind of big event was going on in the small shop just now. She just snorted and whispered: "That big black doesn't look in the mirror by himself, in addition to being handsome, in good shape, temperamental, can chat, and has a demeanor, what advantages does he have?

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