"Ahh

Awakened by a strong urge to urinate, I rolled over and got up and wanted to run to the bathroom, but almost fell from a 1.8m high bed with an upside-down onion, I didn't have time to think about it, I climbed the escalator next to the bed and carefully came down, and then rushed to the bathroom to let out the water before I breathed a sigh of relief, and I felt that the whole person was a lot lighter!

I stretched, yawned, and came out of the bathroom, and washed my face with cold water to be sober, but I was shocked by the dignity in the mirror.

This body, 167 tall, weighing only 90 pounds, looks malnourished with vegetables, people think it's a junior high school student when they go out, and they will never think that I'm in college, this looks like I'm 20 years old!

I'm more than 120 pounds, so many years of society mixed up, nothing famous, eating, drinking and having fun, made a big beer belly!

Mom, this must be a dream, only a dream can dream of the scene 18 years ago, look at the familiar and unfamiliar environment around me, this is definitely my university student apartment!

I've had countless dreams, all kinds of things, but at the moment this scene seems a little too real, I pinched the muscles of my inner thighs hard, and a sharp pain came, I grinned in pain, and tears flowed down.

I was not in pain, but very pleasantly surprised, I didn't wake up from the dream, I have read countless online novels, and I boldly guessed, am I reborn?

Yesterday, I divorced my wife, and I took a few brothers to a bar to buy drunk, and when I was in a bad mood, I didn't know how many drinks I had, and I was drunk and unconscious, and I was inexplicably reborn in college.

I have been very unlucky in these years, in 2015, when the stock market was bullish, I felt that I could make a fortune with my technology, so I resolutely resigned from a good job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan in a listed company despite the opposition of my family, but the good times did not last long, and I finally earned hundreds of thousands, but it was only half a year, and the stock market plummeted.

Fortunately, my technology is okay, my style tends to be conservative, and I don't have financing to increase leverage, so although I spit out most of the money I earned, I still made some money, but since then I have been too lazy to go to work, and I have been staying at home to speculate in stocks, and I can only barely maintain in the adverse market.

When my wife saw that I had lost my job and that my plan to make a fortune in the stock market had not materialized, she was naturally cynical, and I belonged to the kind of person who wanted to save face and suffer crimes, so our relationship gradually became strained.

Who would have thought, I stayed at home all the year round, and I was too lazy to exercise, my body was getting worse, I had a man's unspeakable disease, I was in a very bad mood during that time, every time I saw my wife's cold face, I couldn't help but quarrel with her, she couldn't get any warmth from me, and our relationship broke down.

The stock speculation did not go well, the body did not improve, and the wife quarreled when they met, and they really couldn't live together anymore, so they had to divorce by agreement.

Drinking, the more you drink, the more lonely you become!

The brothers around me comforted me, there is no grass at the end of the world, and they are looking for me a partner, but if a man has that kind of disease, which woman can be happy with him?

So I had to rely on alcohol to anesthetize myself.

"Bang!"

A violent crash sounded in my ears, and I was startled when I stood in front of the mirror and wanted to die, so I quickly ran out to see what was going on, only to find a situation that made people cry without tears, my dormitory door was closed by the wind, and now I am only wearing a pair of underwear!

"Damn, why are you a thief doing this to me?" I scolded sadly, it's 8 o'clock in the morning, my roommates have just left, and it's impossible to come back for a while, so it's obviously unrealistic for me to stand here and wait!

Could it be that my reborn life began with this unfortunate event?

Introduce the situation, I studied in Tan City, Xiangnan Province, the school is called Shonan University of Science and Technology, the name is quite lofty, in fact, it is a low-end three universities, as long as you pass the national undergraduate line, no matter whether you fill in this school or not, you can be transferred here!

The school is divided into the south campus and the north campus, the south campus is an engineering college, where there are more wolves and less meat, the ratio of men to women is 7:1, and most of the girls are dinosaurs that make people have no appetite, the campus environment is very general, you can see the end at a glance.

The north campus is a normal college, the situation here is completely different, the ratio of men to women is 5:5, there is a very beautiful Ming Lake in the school, there is a cherry blossom garden, to the cherry blossom season, the citizens of Tan City will come to enjoy the flowers, other pavilions and pavilions, the school environment is very beautiful, at night, passionate men and women are full of all corners of this campus.

I studied the mechanical design major under the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and there are three majors under the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering: measurement and control technology and industrial design.

This year's mechanical design 6 classes have a total of 160 people, and there are only 15 girls, and I was divided into 6 classes of 25 people on 2 girls, and the ratio of men to women is less than 10:1, which shows how miserable our monk profession is, too many adolescent boys with strong hormone secretion have no way to complete the transformation during college.

For a girl in our major, no matter what her body looks like, if no more than 10 boys have confessed to her, it means that her four years of college have been in vain.

But this kind of hard time when I can't find a girlfriend, I really haven't experienced it, although I'm not tall, and I'm skinny, but I look passable, and I also have a mouth that can amuse others.

By the way, I suddenly thought: "I can meet my first girlfriend by chance, isn't it that one day in college, I went to the bathroom wearing a pair of underwear, but the door was blown shut by the wind, and I ran to my classmate's dormitory to borrow clothes and pants when I had no choice, and was caught by Zhou Qingxue, the entertainment committee member in the hospital, to star in a show she led?"

The current situation completely coincides with the precious memories in my memory, and I am excited, could it be that I have the opportunity to play with my ex-girlfriend again?

I came to the dormitory of my classmate Li Wei with trepidation, and whether there was such a thing or not, I could be verified immediately.

Our apartment is newly built, we belong to the first batch of residents, the school is based on the time of admission to allocate beds, so our classmates are scattered in several apartments, each apartment has 3 dormitories, each dormitory has 4 beds, fortunately the same apartment is occupied by people from this major, so it is relatively familiar.

I entered the school relatively late and was assigned to live on the 6th floor, and now most families are not financially rich enough, so everyone will give preference to ordinary dormitories, so we only live 4 people in this apartment with 12 beds.

Li Wei's dormitory is on the 3rd floor, fortunately he is still there, watching me walk in naked, like a monkey, a few hanging hairs do not care about my feelings, haha laughed!

I said hello to them, but when I was reborn, I felt a sense of superiority in front of them, and said disapprerovingly: "Don't make fun of me, give my buddy a whole body to wear!" ”

Li Wei quickly found me a dress, and I hurriedly changed them, because if it really developed according to the route in my memory, Zhou Qingxue would come over soon.

Put on the clothes, I looked in the mirror, this dress is on me, it is too funny, I am 167 tall, not a few thin, and Li Wei is 175 tall, weighs 130 pounds, the waist circumference is afraid of twice as much as mine, the clothes are on my body, it is really too big, no wonder Zhou Qingxue saw me like a treasure.

I pulled my pants and looked for a belt in their dormitory, but everyone had nothing to spare, so I could only find a rope in the dormitory and tie my pants around my waist and make a knot as a belt, this funny scene, not to mention them, even I couldn't hold back my laughter and let out a pig cry!

Although I was sure that I was reborn, I didn't know when I was reborn, so I tentatively asked, "What year and month is today?"

Li Wei put the desk calendar on his desk in my hand and said: "You are sleeping and sleeping, today is October 14, 2001, see it clearly!"

"Sure enough, it was in the year I was in college! I was reborn in 2001!" I thought excitedly: "Now that my life has started again, I want to live a wonderful life in vain." ”