271. Cunning woman
Driving on the road, Zhong Manxia pretended to be bland and said, "Didn't your mother give gifts to Pan Yufei and Fang Xianjing?"
I said speechlessly: "Wife, why are you here again, I only have one girlfriend for you, and of course my mother only prepared a gift!"
Zhong Manxia chirped: "It's strange if I want to believe your words, do you dare to stop and let me check!"
I said, "I can park, but what if you don't find anything?"
Zhong Manxia said: "Except for that step, you can do whatever you want!"
I said, "I was supposed to do whatever you wanted, so let's go further, and you promise to meet my requirements, otherwise don't blame me for not keeping my promise and doing whatever I want to you." ”
Zhong Manxia gritted her teeth and said: "Okay, it's a word, if I find it, I will let you know why the flowers are so red!"
I parked the car on the side of the road, Zhong Manxia rummaged around in the car and found nothing, she arranged: "You go and open the trunk, I don't believe you can't find it." ”
I obediently opened the trunk, she went to the back of the car, I wiped the cold sweat on my head in panic, sometimes my girlfriend is too smart is not a good thing, since the last time Zhong Manxia and Pan Yufei Mars hit the earth, I kept an eye on it, the car will never allow anything to expose the clues, this time I glued a few jade bracelets with black tape to the inner ring of the spare tire, if you don't check carefully, you will definitely not find it, no matter how smart Ren Zhong Manxia is, she is just rummaging outside, it is impossible to think of letting me take out the spare tire to check.
After looking for a long time and finding nothing, Zhong Manxia returned to the car with satisfaction and said: "Even if you pass the customs this time, be careful for me, I always feel that you are not untrue to me!"
I let go of my hanging heart, and smiled easily: "Wife, you lost, listen to my arrangement tonight!"
Zhong Manxia was so ashamed that her little face turned red, and she said cautiously: "Husband, what do you want to do with me? Tell me first, I'm so mentally prepared." ”
I said, "What's the fun of saying this, wait, I promise you're cool and I'm happy!"
Zhong Manxia stopped talking, adjusted the seat to a comfortable position and went to sleep.
I drove intently for an hour, and Zhong Manxia suddenly said, "Husband, you said on the phone in the morning that you would take me to a good place to eat, where is it?"
I didn't doubt him, and said: "It's the place I just learned from my brother-in-law, Fu Ming Yuan, where you can enjoy your health with food, smell the fragrance and taste the tea, and go there to experience not only a good meal, but also a natural way of health preservation that is the unity of nature and man." I'm sure you'll love the mood there. ”
Zhong Manxia said: "Thank you, husband always cares about my preferences, just listening to your brief introduction makes me feel leisurely and fascinated, no, such a good place must be called my good sister Li Xiaohong, otherwise she will scold me for being ruthless and unjust!"
I looked at her with wide eyes, and finally understood the intention of this cunning woman, and tried to fight: "Wife, I haven't seen you for so many days, I want to be alone with you." ”
Zhong Manxia said softly: "We still have decades to get along with in the future, don't think I'm old and become a yellow-faced woman! Li Xiaohong is my best friend, and she is also your high school classmate, what is delicious and fun, you have to think about her a little more!"
I had to say helplessly: "Okay, anyway, you can't hide from the first day of junior high school, and it's really lively to call Li Xiaohong's hot egg over." As for the question of the yellow-faced woman, don't worry, even if the stunning beauty is old, she is still so beautiful, look at the beautiful scenery that your mother can see in the future. ”
Zhong Manxia frowned and said, "You have been in contact with my mother, so you won't beat her idea!"
I retorted weakly: "You are crazy, your mother is my mother-in-law, I can't praise her for being beautiful? You are so young than her, and you are better than the blue, I am not stupid to the point of fighting for chickens and sheep!"
Zhong Manxia said angrily: "Okay, you scold me and my mother for being chickens and sheep, I will strangle you!"
I pulled away her outstretched hand with one hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'm driving, I'm just making an analogy, you are my dearest wife, I only love you, and I don't love anyone else!"
Zhong Manxia warned: "It's better to be like this, otherwise I'm not happy, and you don't want to be happy!"
Zhong Manxia called and asked Li Xiaohong to count the time, we drove all the way back to Tan City, came to Fu Ming Yuan, there was a looming ancient tune in the ears, accompanied by the sound of the piano, stepping on the smoke and blue tiles, the soul was washed, Zhong Manxia immediately fell in love with this antique environment, and her voice was much softer, and she smiled: "Husband, thank you for bringing me here, I like it very much!"
I pretended to be here for the first time, asked about the situation of the private room, Zhong Manxia chose the Tianzi Winter Pavilion, which is full of mahogany furniture, low-key luxury, Zhong Manxia was attracted by a big Chinese painting on the wall as soon as she entered, she used to read: "Ten thousand trees are frozen and want to break, and the lonely root is warm and alone." In the deep snow in the front village, a branch bloomed last night. The wind sends the fragrance to go, and the birds come to the plain and beautiful. If you respond to the law next year, you will be released first. There is an introduction to the painting next to it, this is a painting made by a famous Chinese painter in Xiangnan Province, the poem is the early plum written by the poet monk Qi Ji in the Tang Dynasty, he is also a native of Xiangnan Province, the painting portrays the charm of the poem into three points, enhances the style of the private room, and makes Zhong Manxia love here more and more.
I pushed open the window and hugged Zhong Manxia's willow waist by the railing, she gently snuggled up to me, warm and sweet to enjoy the spectacular scene of the Xiangjiang River going north.
However, the sweet world of two people did not last long, the door was pushed open with a "squeak!", and the grinning Li Xiaohong walked in and said, "Yo! The little couple is very romantic, do you want us to go out and let the two of you make love for a while?"
Zhong Manxia left me with a red face, glared fiercely at this unabashed and unrestrained woman, I smiled and greeted Gong Junjie behind me, Li Xiaohong smiled at all and smiled: "Go back for so many days, you should do all the good things!
Zhong Manxia was ashamed and angry, chased after this stinky girl and hammered it a few times and said: "If you want to talk nonsense again, I will make public the mess of your dream talk at night." ”
We were very interested, and Zhong Manxia hurriedly said that Li Xiaohong was finally afraid, and folded her hands and begged: "Xiaoxia, you are the best, I was wrong, I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore." ”
I finally caught Li Xiaohong's sore feet, she usually looked arrogant in front of me, and said downhill: "Li Xiaohong, you also have today, hehe! Wife, tell her troubles and let us be happy, if she dares to be arrogant in front of me in the future, I will have a way to cure her." ”
Zhong Manxia glared at me and said, "You're not a good thing, so I won't tell you!
I pretended to study it, and ordered the most impressive dishes I have eaten here a few times, the taste snake and baby fish are must-order dishes, the taste snake is ordered by Zhong Manxia on their backs, I want to see Li Xiaohong after eating it and know that it is the embarrassing stupidity of snake meat, it must be very interesting.
When the dish was served, I turned the bowl of snake meat to Li Xiaohong and said, "Old classmate, eat the special small pork ribs here, which are fragrant and tender, and very distinctive." ”
Li Xiaohong nodded and smiled: "Yes, I didn't help you as an old classmate in vain." ”
She picked up a piece of chopsticks and put it in the bowl, took a bite and frowned: "This is not pork ribs, the bones in it are so thin! The taste is quite delicious, the meat is tender, Xiaoxia, you can eat some too." ”
Zhong Manxia was also about to go and try it, I pulled her under the table, she looked at me strangely, I glanced at her, crooked my mouth and smiled evilly, and exclaimed: "Wow! ”
"Wow!" Li Xiaohong threw the chopsticks as if she had been electrified, popped them out with a swish, and retched with her hand on her throat.
The three of us were amused by her stupidity, Zhong Manxia glared at me with disgust, stepped forward to help Li Xiaohong come over and sit down and said, "What is there to be afraid of snake meat, just eat it a few more times and get used to it." ”
Li Xiaohong said strangely: "Xiaoxia, aren't you afraid?"
Zhong Manxia said: "Snake meat is a great tonic, I have eaten it many times in the countryside grandparents' house before, and even highly venomous snakes have eaten, this kind of non-venomous snake is known at a glance is a non-venomous snake bred in captivity, so there is no need to be afraid at all." ”
Li Xiaohong gave a thumbs up and said: "Xiaoxia, you are so powerful, after you said this, I don't think I am so scared, think about the taste just now is really delicious! I decided, let your man take me to eat a few more times, help me overcome my fear of snakes." ”
They happily feasted, but I was more depressed, I wanted to fix Li Xiaohong, but it was easily resolved by Zhong Manxia, so I had to turn my grief and anger into strength, and I ate and drank a meal.
Everyone was well fed, and unanimously approved the proposal to stroll by the river to eat, but I have brought many beautiful women here, and I know that it is impossible to eat, and if I don't eat them, I will lose.
Sure enough, when we strolled to the small square, the dazzling night food stalls completely attracted Li Xiaohong's attention, she pulled Zhong Manxia and rushed over, grilled gluten, octopus balls, iron plate squid, fried chicken wings, stinky tofu, finger cakes, spicy cold skin, all messy points, anyway, I'm not afraid that no one will pay.
Zhong Manxia handed it to me every time she tasted a little bit, Li Xiaohong also did the same, and the final result was that Gong Junjie and I were dying of death, I really couldn't eat it and had to throw away some, the four of us played happily until more than 9 o'clock before returning to school, it was close to 10 o'clock when I returned to school, I pulled Zhong Manxia and said: "Wife, anyway, tomorrow is Sunday, don't go to class, you have never been to my room, don't go back tonight, okay?"
Zhong Manxia said: "Don't go, I'm afraid I'll see other women inside." ”
I was displeased: "Wife, don't be joking, I sincerely invite you to accompany me, you agreed in the afternoon!"
Zhong Manxia said: "Next time, next time, I'm tired today, and I'm too full, I'm going back to sleep quickly, next time I'll play, haha!" Pulling Li Xiaohong and running away, I stared at her back and said hatefully: "Stinky girl, see how I punish you next time." ”