Chapter 6: The Collapsed IU
It has been scientifically proven that a person is addicted to pretending to be more than one.
And Wang Taika has now felt that science is indeed science, and what he said is simply too reasonable. Maybe it's because I have few friends in China, or maybe I'm too familiar with each other, so I can't brag unscrupulously. But this is a foreign country, and there is no one who knows him, let alone knows his own details. So blowing the cowhide is simply stress-free!
And in this state of unscrupulous bragging, Wang Taika feels that his Korean level is rising in a straight line, you say magic is not magical!
"I tell you, many times, if you love someone too deeply, you will get drunk. Drunk to the end, I don't know if it's love or hate! So who just now, yes, the friend who sold flowers said right, black powder is also a kind of black powder, even if it is black powder, it should not be discriminated against. Even if we are black fans, we are very serious and focused black! But many people just don't understand our hardships! They even blame us!"
But don't say it, the Wangtai Ka mouth cannon mode is really easy to use, and this passage is said to the hearts of several black fans. Thinking of being squeezed by those die-hard fans, and some bad comments, my heart is really pantothenic!
IU watched coldly from the sidelines, looking at these people with a sad look, and really wanted to dump Wang Taika's mouth. What kind of mouth does this person have? Black can be said to be white! Even being a black fan can render such a positive thing, it's just crazy!
If it weren't for the person who was hacked, or myself, I'm afraid IU would have been instigated! When did black fans become such a glorious thing, with such a sense of mission and responsibility?
Wang Taika continued to attend the class, talking nonsense: "What is the most painful thing in the world? It is waiting! As the saying goes, companionship is the most affectionate confession. Many true love fans will lose their fans, but black fans will not, black is a lifetime! Being a man can't leave regrets! When we were children, we saw a sky full of stars, and when a meteor crossed by, it was always too late to make a wish. Now? When we pursue a beloved person, or a black person, do we also want to let that person lose? No! We should hurry up, love to death! Black to death! In fact, those who are hacked do not understand our pain! A black person is actually more painful than the hacked person!
Several black fans looked at each other, and there were tears flashing in their eyes. And IU looked at Wang Taika completely convinced. It's obviously a crooked reason, but I actually said that IU has some guilt in his heart, as if he is sorry for those black fans who hacked himself!
Thinking of this, IU is simply going crazy! What's wrong with this world? Is there still a person with normal three views!
In short, after Wang Taika's impassioned speech, several black fans have been completely conquered by Wang Taika's personality charm and began to chat, so unpleasant.
And IU really has a depression in his heart now, and he feels like he is going crazy if he doesn't release it! So he said hello to a few people, and left the restaurant without looking back, regardless of everyone's retention.
After walking a few steps from the restaurant, IU got into a nanny car parked around the corner. As soon as he got in the car, IU took off his hat and mask, and then was stunned.
"IU?" called the agent who was driving.
"Huh, Oba, what's wrong?"
The agent said strangely: "Why are you so unrelenting? What about the recorder in your bag? Give it to me, this is all evidence of the crime of prosecuting these black fans in the future!"
IU smiled bitterly: "Oba, don't listen to it, it's completely useless." ”
"Why is it useless? This is not a gathering of your black fan forum? I will definitely say a lot of bad things about you, right? As long as the evidence is sufficient, you can sue for defamation, and deter those black fans ......."
"Oba!" IU interrupted the agent's words, and then asked suspiciously, "I have a question, will it be too cruel for me to sue black fans like that?"
"Huh?" When the agent heard this, he didn't react for a while, and then glanced back at IU, only to see that IU at this time looked hesitant, as if he had done something wrong.
"IU, don't scare me! Is this still a gathering of black fans? It's a complete cult! Have you been brainwashed like this?" the agent persuaded: "You must know that everyone has the right to speak freely, but this right also has a scope, that is, without harming others." Those black fans hurt you with all kinds of ugly words on the Internet, do you still have pity for them? You are too young, and you will be soft on everything! You can't be like this! The weaker you are, the more those black fans think that you are a bully, and they will slander you even more!"
The agent's words suddenly made IU Mao stop, and then frowned and patted his head: "Hey Yigu!
"What's the matter? That super black fan Taika also went?" The agent was overjoyed when he heard this: "This guy has finally shown up! He should have been punished a long time ago! What about your voice recorder? Give it to me, with this evidence, I can definitely sue him for bankruptcy!"
"Oba, you underestimate this black fan too much!" IU smiled wryly and took out a voice recorder from the small bag he was carrying, and then fast-forwarded from the door, to IU's question about why he became a black fan, and then began Wang Taika's speech.
One minute, two minutes, and it wasn't until five minutes after the recording was played that the agent looked up at IU and said his first sentence: "This guy is really the material of a natural politician! Turning right and wrong upside down, talking nonsense! No wonder you came back in a trance, if it were me, I guess you would have doubted life." Is black powder true love? It's ridiculous! Ridiculous!"
"So, there's no way to use this recording as evidence!" IU pouted, threw the recorder into her bag, and leaned back in her seat, feeling very upset.
"It seems that we really underestimated this taika! His words were very measured, and he barely said a word of unpleasant weight. The agent thought for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Could it be that he recognized you a long time ago, but he didn't expose it, so he deliberately said these words to confuse you? After all, according to what he said, how could such a persistent black fan not recognize you? Even if he was wearing a hat and mask, but at such a close distance, he should have found clues!"
"Wow, Oba, you have a point! I just remembered that when I was in the restaurant, that taika had been secretly observing me, and he would also see my reaction when others spoke. I didn't take it seriously, but after being reminded by Oba, it was a scheming!" IU feels that his IQ is not enough, and it is completely like a spy war blockbuster. I didn't expect a black fan to have so many routines!
IU thought it was all Taika's calculations, but in fact, Taika had already recognized her, but she didn't break it, and played with it. The more I thought about it, the more angry IU became!
But Wang Taika is actually really wronged, because he really doesn't chase stars, he really doesn't know IU, even if IU doesn't wear a mask and hat, Wang Taika still can't recognize it!
"Alas, I can't help it this time, let's take a look next time! Let's go, you still have an event!"
"Well, I'll rest for a while, I'm so tired!" IU took off her high heels and put them aside, leaned back in her seat and closed her eyes, but she couldn't sleep anymore, and all in front of me was that hateful face!
"Damn!"