Chapter Seventy-One: The Humanoid Cockroach

She packed up her toiletries, climbed into bed after taking a bath, and kicked Chen Fan: "Go over a little bit." ”

Chen Fan turned over and got out of bed, went back to his room to tidy up the toiletries, and after taking a shower, he slipped into Ji Mingxue's room with the quilt in his room.

Ji Mingxue is lying on the bed watching YouTube videos, which is a variety show on Treasure Island.

Chen Fan turned sideways and chatted with Li Shanshan for a while, now Huaguo is close to the early hours of the morning, Li Shanshan said that she is going to rest, Chen Fan can only regretfully end the chat, Erlang's legs, his mobile phone network is not good, he can only open the automatic download e-book and brush it up.

Ji Mingxue watched the variety show and covered her mouth and chuckled from time to time.

Chen Fan glanced at Ji Mingxue with Yu Guang. In his impression, Ji Mingxue was an iceberg beauty who couldn't get into it, and it was the first time he saw this girl smiling so happily.

After reading the e-book for an hour, Chen Fan lay on the bed and tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Maybe it's the water and soil adaptation, maybe it's the beauty on the side.

Ji Mingxue said: "Why are you rolling around and not sleeping?"

Chen Fan said: "I can't sleep. ”

Ji Mingxue said: "If you can't sleep, do push-ups, it's easy to fall asleep if you do 100." ”

Chen Fankou said: "It's so boring to do push-ups alone, why don't you accompany me?"

Ji Mingxue didn't understand what Chen Fan meant: "Sit-ups can be done by two people, how can push-ups be done by two people together?"

Immediately after, her eyes widened suddenly, and she suddenly understood the meaning of Chen Fan's words, slapped Chen Fan's arm, and scolded: "Hooligans!"

She turned off her phone and put it on the bedside table and turned off the bedroom light. Lie down and pull the quilt: "Sleep!"

The moonlight in a foreign country spilled down from the window and shone on Ji Mingxue's beautiful side face, Chen Fan was a little fascinated: "Mingxue, you are so beautiful!"

Ji Mingxue pouted and said, "Is your personal secretary pretty?"

Chen Fan said: "Then it goes without saying, you are 100 times more beautiful than her, you are the phoenix in the sky, and she is the black chicken on the ground." ”

Ji Mingxue was overjoyed in her heart, and snorted deliberately: "You boys know how to say good things all day long and make girls happy." ”

Chen Fan asked, "Have you ever talked about a boyfriend? I guess no one will like your character?"

Ji Mingxue snorted: "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, tell you, the people who chased me at Harvard University have lined up at the school gate, but Miss Ben didn't answer any of them." ”

Chen Fan said disdainfully: "Ji Mingxue, just blow it, come with your mouth open, and have the ability to come up with evidence~~ Do you remember the first time we met? Your heel was stuck in the crack of the sewer, I helped you and you beat me with a bag, and there are people chasing you with such a character, and I don't believe it!"

Ji Mingxue huffed angrily: "That's you touching my waist, don't say I'm going to sleep." ”

Chen Fan saw that Ji Mingxue was really asleep, but he was still sleepy: "Mingxue, let's talk again!"

Ji Mingxue blocked her ears and shook her head and said, "My personality is not good, don't disturb me, I'm going to sleep." ”

Chen Fan muttered: "Mingxue, don't be afraid, I will definitely protect you well in the next life." ”

Ji Mingxue closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, her eyelashes trembling slightly.

Chen Fan closed his eyes, breathed steadily, and fell asleep.

Or he was used to making trouble with Li Shanshan, so his hand naturally got under Ji Mingxue's pajamas and gently held a full ball.

Under the moonlight, Ji Mingxue's eyelashes trembled, holding her breath, and her pretty face was flushed.

After a long time, Chen Fan didn't move, she suddenly opened her eyes, tilted her head, and saw that Chen Fan actually fell asleep.

She snorted lightly, took Chen Fan's hand from under his pajamas, and pushed it aside.

......

In the early morning, it rained lightly in Pudding Town, and the rain dripped down the eaves of the houses, making a "tick-tock" sound.

Chen Fan woke up before Ji Mingxue, and he got up and prepared to go back to the house to get some mineral water to drink.

As soon as he went out, he just bumped into Hu Fei, Hu Fei's beautiful eyes widened, and he looked at Chen Fan incredulously: "Mr. Fan, why are you in Miss's room?"

Chen Fan scratched his head: "This, Mingxue said that she was a little thirsty, so I will send her some mineral water." ”

Hu Fei nodded and said, "Mr. Fan, when will we book a ticket to go back?"

Chen Fan said: "I'm here, and I'm not in a hurry to go back, you see where Tanzaniya is fun, we will travel by the way, and everyone's expenses will be reimbursed by the company." ”

Hu Fei said happily: "Thank you, boss!" But when she suddenly thought of yesterday's incident, her pretty face changed slightly: "Then what if there is another robbery?"

Chen Fan waved his hand and said, "You crow's mouth! Don't you have the sheriff's phone number? Get in touch and ask him to send someone to protect us." ”

Hu Fei nodded: "Okay, I'll contact him, today's weather forecast is that there will be a 130mm heavy rainstorm today, and it will be sunny tomorrow." ”

"You can arrange the travel time, I'll go back to the room first. Chen Fan walked back to his room quickly, rubbing his forehead nervously, Nima, fortunately, Lao Tzu was calm and almost exposed.

He took out the water cup that Li Shanshan had prepared for him from the gift box, drank two sips, and took a bottle of Evian mineral water bought at the airport and returned to Ji Mingxue's room.

Ji Mingxue was still asleep, Chen Fan put the mineral water on Ji Mingxue's bedside table, lay back on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

Half an hour later, Ji Mingxue rubbed her eyes and suddenly shouted, "Ah!"

Hearing the movement, Hu Fei immediately came up and knocked on the door: "Miss, what's wrong?"

Ji Mingxue reacted, her face was slightly red: "It's nothing, I saw a cockroach." ”

"Miss, do you need me to come in and help you step on the cockroaches?"

"No, it's crawled away. ”

Chen Fan was puzzled: "Ji Mingxue, what kind of nerves do you have, where are there cockroaches, what is the name of the ghost?"

Ji Mingxue said: "The cockroach is right in front of me, and it's still a humanoid cockroach!"

Chen Fan suddenly reacted, Ji Mingxue was scolding him around the corner!

He smiled: "If I were a cockroach, then you would not be a humanoid female cockroach, or the kind that would pinch people!"

Ji Mingxue thought of yesterday's incident, her pretty face turned red, she flew over with two fingers, instantly pinched the fine flesh on Chen Fan's waist, and twisted it violently!

Chen Fan gasped: "I said pinch, you really pinched!"

Ji Mingxue snorted: "Who made you dishonest yesterday." ”

"Yesterday, not honest?" Chen Fan was very confused, "What happened yesterday, I fell asleep after you turned off the lights." ”

Ji Mingxue saw that Chen Fan's appearance really didn't look like pretending, so she snorted: "Dead hooligan." ”

Chen Fan scratched his head: "I was a cockroach just now, but now I have been promoted to a dead hooligan, and I have actually transformed into a human, not bad." ”

Ji Mingxue picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table, swiped up the domestic news, and ignored Chen Fan.

Chen Fan pursed his lips, only when Miss Ji Mingxue's temper came up again.

Chen Fan asked, "Hey, do you have breakfast?" I'll help you prepare some. ”

"Okay!"

Chen Fan went out to prepare a simple meal, similar to steamed dough, and a cup of fresh goat's milk.

Ji Mingxue got up and asked while nibbling on the dough, "What are the arrangements for today, when will we return to China?"

Chen Fan said: "Hu Fei said that there is a heavy rainstorm today, and we will have a good time in Tanzania for the past few days and return to China next week." ”

Ji Mingxue said: "Good guy, Chen Fan, you travel at public expense!"

Chen Fan held the back of his head with both hands, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "People, you can't always be too nervous, you must pay attention to the combination of work and rest, right? Goat milk is drunk while it is hot, and it is beautiful." ”

Ji Mingxue took a sip of goat's milk, although there was a fishy smell, the overall taste was still good.

Ji Mingxue said enviously: "Chen Fan, I found that you live quite chicly. ”

Chen Fan said: "Miss, gossip." What does the perfect boy look like in your mind, the kind of person you want to marry in the future. ”

Ji Mingxue thought for a moment and said, "First of all, the height is one meter and eight...... Secondly, a doctorate degree...... Handsome, natural hanger ......"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it......" Chen Fan suddenly didn't want to listen to it, where is this looking for a husband, he is obviously looking for a male god!

Ji Mingxue asked rhetorically: "Then tell me, what does the perfect girl in your heart look like?"

Chen Fan said as a matter of course: "First of all, 36D!" As soon as Chen Fan said a word, Ji Mingxue sprayed Chen Fan's face with goat's milk.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Ji Mingxue took out a tissue and helped Chen Fan wipe it.

Chen Fan said strangely: "Why are you reacting so much?"

She pouted, "It's nothing, and suddenly something nasty came to mind." ”

Chen Fan looked at Ji Mingxue and said: "If you are 36D, you are not far from the perfect girl in my heart, but it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity......"

Ji Mingxue immediately covered her chest with a quilt: "Hooligans, where are you looking?"

Chen Fan said: "At the airport, there will be no loss of meat at a glance." ”

Ji Mingxue snorted: "Shameless." ”

Chen Fannu said: "There is a saying in ancient times, that the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, I saved your life, should you promise it with your body?"

Ji Mingxue said: "My lord, the times have changed (eating stool)." Now it's all about doing good deeds without leaving a name......"

Chen Fan rolled his eyes.

Outside the window, the rain was pouring down, and it fell on the roof with a crisp sound of "ding ding dong", as if playing percussion.

"Mingxue, you should be fine, it's not good for a lonely man and a widow to be alone in a room in broad daylight, why don't I go back to the room first?" Chen Fan felt a little awkward and asked Ji Mingxue's opinion.

Ji Mingxue said: "If you want to go, you can go, and don't come back if you leave." ”

Chen Fan was stunned, what did this mean.

To go or not to go?

Why can't girls directly express the meaning when they speak?

A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.

After some analysis and deduction, he said that the meaning of this sentence is: If you leave, I will be very disappointed in you and will never pay attention to you again. To sum up, Ji Mingxue didn't want him to go, and he couldn't pull his face and asked him to stay here before he would say such a sentence.

Chen Fan was born with half of the straight man's attributes, if he had changed before, he might have just left, but after falling in love with Li Shanshan, he could keenly perceive the girl's meaning.

"Let's not go!" Chen Fan said angrily, preparing to cover the quilt and sleep in the cage. Ji Mingxue got up suddenly: "Chen Fan, you are not allowed to sleep." ”

Chen Fan looked confused, what does this mean, no sleep? No matter how he analyzes this sentence, he can't detect the meaning of it.

If you don't understand, just ask.

Chen Fan said speechlessly: "Miss, don't let you go, don't let you sleep, what do you want me to do?"

Ji Mingxue's face was slightly red: "You can play with your mobile phone, you are not allowed to sleep anyway." ”

Chen Fan was puzzled: "Could it be that I will snore and make noise to you when I sleep, but I don't snore when I sleep......"

Ji Mingxue said hesitantly: "Well, that, anyway, you are not allowed to sleep, sleeping during the day is not good for your health." ”

"Sleeping during the day is not good for your health?Miss, which official account did you read the article from, and I am also a top student at Harvard University, so I have some basic common sense, okay?"

Ji Mingxue snorted, turned around and continued to watch variety shows.

Chen Fan sighed with emotion that the world is difficult, and he brushed LOL, there are many in it who pretend to be cute girls and squat in the wild king.

"A golden segment, squat a wild king!" is accompanied by a 36D photo of a cute girl COS scissorhands.

The following replied:

The landlord's women's clothing boss, the appraisal is complete.

A mixed, shameful (private WeChat can be deleted)

The landlord is so beautiful, what position do you play?

Chen Fan read these funny replies and silently liked the post to show his respect for 36D.