Chapter 8: Rush to the bed
Human technology is developing at a speed that they didn't expect.
New and new things emerge one after another, changing day by day.
Compared to the time of their immortal realm, it was really fast-changing!
He looked at the books and learned about the household appliances in the room one by one.
Pick up the remote control of the air conditioner and press it down.
Why didn't it happen?
Read the book: air conditioning, one of mankind's greatest inventions. When turned on, it can bring cold and dispel heat.
There is a remote control in the book, but it doesn't say why the remote control doesn't work.
That's it.
He is a cultivator of immortals, and he doesn't need these worldly things.
He is clean, why is it hot?
The toy sword hangs at the head of the bed, hey, Yuqiang, you are the first immortal sword of the Tianhai Sect.
Now it's like this, I'm really wronged by you.
The fingertips stroked the love sword, and the heart was very pity.
This is a comrade-in-arms who slays demons and subdues demons with him.
And now, it has become a toy sword.
With a light sigh, he sat cross-legged and began to breathe.
Although it does not have immortal power, this pranayama method can still strengthen the body and refresh the mind.
Inhale......
"Buzz. ”
Exhale......
"Buzz. ”
Eyebrow twitching.
"Smack!"
Hehe, I didn't fight.
Brothers! There's a white-fleshed brother here, it's so fresh!
"Buzz!"
The mosquitoes are noisy and immediately upset and irritable.
This restlessness immediately arose in my heart.
Mu Yun was taken aback, raised his hand and touched the back of his neck.
Myself, I actually sweated!
On a hot day, he is wearing a costume, can it be hot?
But people who cultivate fairy children, in the fairy realm, really haven't sweated!
Annoyed, I picked up the remote control of the air conditioner and continued to press it, but it was useless to press it.
Tightening his sword eyebrows, he pursed his lips, lifted his robe and stood up, and went to find Qi Weiwei.
Qi Weiwei lay on the bed, took a deep breath, and her heart was calm and naturally cool~
Poverty also stimulates her potential to resist heat!
This is also a modern human superpower!
"Bang bang. "There was a knock on the door.
frowned, turned around, didn't want to open.
Mu Yun clenched at the door, if there was internal force, he would have shook open this broken door earlier.
"Ben Shaozun knows that you haven't slept!" he drank heavily and roared in.
Qi Weiwei opened her eyes and sneered: "It's a big night, it's inconvenient for lonely men and widows~~"
"Bang bang bang!"
This time, he didn't speak, and just slammed the door.
Sitting up angrily: "What the hell are you going to do?!"
It's also a shouting out.
"How do you turn on the remote control!"
Another fierce voice came in.
Everyone's tone is not good.
Amazed.
"Poof. "Asked her for help so soon?
It's going to have to be a bit of a mess.
got out of bed, turned on the light, opened the door, and in front of him was Mu Yun with a calm face.
Raise your hand and touch his face.
"Smack!" Xue sleeves were raised, Mu Yun opened them directly, and shouted angrily, "Don't touch me!"
"Does your face hurt?" smirked evilly.
Ice eyes are suspicious, what kind of face hurts?
Looking at his bewildered face, you know that he doesn't understand.
Qi Weiwei looked at the remote control board of the air conditioner in his hand and looked heavy.
She was reluctant to use the air conditioner, and he still wanted to use it.
"The air conditioning was broken and didn't work. "Just send it away.
"You go fix it. "Hand over the remote.
Spread hands: "Do I look like a maintenance man?"
His eyes fell, and suddenly a bruise appeared in Mu Yunbing's eyes.
On Qi Weiwei's chest, there was really an obvious bruise.
She wasn't lying, he did hurt her.
"Plop!" his heart suddenly fluttered, and he instantly flashed hot, and a layer of hot sweat crawled on his back.
Don't look at indecent acts.
Hurriedly looked sideways, irritable: "Why do you wear so little!"
Qi Weiwei looked at herself, it's normal, a girl's ordinary suspender nightdress.
Oh, by the way, the place where Shaozun came from is more conservative.
But it's a bit inappropriate to wear it like this in front of a strange man.
Take off your coat from the hanger by the door and put it on.
Mu Yun turned his face back and saw the electric fan in the room.
Fan!
An alternative to mortal air conditioners!
He stepped inside.
"Eh, why did you get in?"
Mu Yun stood in front of the electric fan, and the cool breeze blew his long hair, blowing away the heat in his neck that covered his neck.
Comfortable......
Qi Weiwei immediately looked vigilant: "Don't you want to rob me of the fan!"
Mu Yun glanced at her coldly, and sat directly on Qi Weiwei's bed.
"What are you doing?!" Is your bed going to be robbed?!
Mu Yun was calm: "I want to sleep here." "If the electric fan is taken back and it can't be used, it will be troublesome.
Everything is ready-made here.
After that, he opened his arms: "Xianyi, retreat." ”
For a long time, the fairy clothes did not move.
“......”
“......”
That's ...... It's a little embarrassing.
"Poof. Qi Weiwei still couldn't help laughing.
Shaozun has no immortal blessing, a bit two, a little stupid.
Mu Yun twitched his eyebrows, and his heart was irritable again.
Reach out and pull the knot.
Pull, why can't you rip it off?
Again, it's bad...... It's dead......
“......”
“......”
Again...... Embarrassed......
"Poof. Someone continued to laugh.
So without immortal power, will these immortal cultivators become giant babies?
He twitched his eyebrows again, and looked at someone who couldn't help but smile with a heavy face: "You take it off." ”
"What, what?" "Do you really think I'm your servant?"
sneered: "Lord Shaozun, you are from the world, do you understand independently, do you understand self-care?"
Mu Yun twisted his eyebrows and pursed his lips.
"Today, I will teach you the first lesson in this history, have hands and feet, take care of yourself and be self-reliant!"
Throwing his finger out the door: "Get out! I'm going to sleep!
Don't go, lie where you are.
Hey, I really want to live here?!
"You're really sleeping here!"
Mu Yun has closed his eyes, this is really to occupy the electric fan, and he will not leave.
Grab him by the arm and pull hard.
Good, so heavy.
Cross your waist, squint, stand by the bed and stare.
Okay, if you don't go, I'll not go!
Raise your feet, step on the bed, and lie down directly.
Someone's eyelashes fluttered, and his body tightened.
Pull the collar and turn around, with your back facing outward, you won't go anyway.
Mu Yun's eyebrows twitched: "You sleep with me, don't you mind?"
"Hmph, if you don't mind, I don't mind!"
"Hmph, you mortal women are really casual. Mu Yun sneered disdainfully.
"Hmph! You immortal cultivators are also famous, so you like to climb women's beds!"
“...... Don't you want to be innocent?!" twitched his eyebrows.
"Don't you want it too?"
"Hmph, in the past generations, this young venerable has already put his innocence out of the crossing. ”
"......" you are strong.
In order to survive the catastrophe, you threw away the festival as well, right?
sneered: "Hmph, it's the first time I've heard someone else say that taking advantage of them is so righteous and Lingran." Cut, what a calamity, it turned out that I wanted to find a woman to sleep with. ”
"Hmph! Ignorance! This young master is too lazy to fight with you!" Mu Yun turned around.
"Miss Ben doesn't bother to quarrel with you!"
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
Qi Weiwei was tossed for a day, and she really slept in seconds.
Mu Yun frowned.
He was a strange man to her.
How could she sleep so peacefully?!