"The thunder falling in the nine days is to slash away the evil spirits! Some evil cults are profound, and they will not die if they split once, and in his opinion, they have also survived a catastrophe, so the folk have the legend of thunder splitting and crossing the catastrophe. I won't be struck by lightning!" Mu Yun finished speaking, and he saw a little disappointment on Qi Weiwei's face. This woman actually wants him to be struck by lightning?!

His chest was suddenly stuffed, and he looked at Qi Weiwei deeply: "You can come over." ”

But he didn't come: "You have survived your robbery, and I will give you the house for nothing." Qi Weiwei continued to squat in circles and draw circles.

"No, I can't. You have to stay. ”

"Why?!" was so excited that she jumped up! Qi Weiwei was angry, are you a moral degradation! Or is it a distortion of human nature?!

Mu Yun narrowed his eyes and looked at Qi Weiwei: "Because this Mirror Heart Courtyard is the place of extradition in the mortal world, and your clansmen are the people who receive the introduction of the mortal world, and they are the caretakers of this Mirror Heart Courtyard, responsible for guiding all the immortal cultivators who come to the tribulation." ”

Isn't it just a janitor. It's so lofty.

Well, since you said that I am your guide and indispensable, then there must be a salary.

With one hand on her waist, Qi Weiwei looked at Mu Yun with a heavy face: "Then what good do I have?"

Keep an eye on that young venerable, you are immortals, I will help you through the tribulation, there are always benefits, such as immortality or something.

Mu Yunqing stared at Qi Weiwei coldly for a long time, and spoke: "No." ”

I'm!@#!@¥#

That is, if you do it for us, we will not give you any benefits.

However, if you don't do it for us, we can definitely abuse you until you are annihilated.

Putting up with a bunch of greetings on her chest, Qi Weiwei strode into the hall, stood in front of the young venerable, and stared fiercely with her hands around her chest: "Say! What do you want me to do?!"

Now that the raw rice has been cooked into rice...... No, no, since the matter has come to this, we can only follow the trend. If you figure out the whole routine first, you may be able to find a way to solve it.

Mu Yun's face sank: "As the usher of the Mirror Heart Academy, I need to popularize the knowledge of the mortal world to every immortal cultivator who comes, help them find a job, assist them in adapting to the life of the mortal world, leave here, integrate into society, and complete the tribulation." ”

Looking for a job?!How is her major?

So, in the end, these immortals of the Immortal Realm will not stay in this Mirror Heart Courtyard? But will penetrate the mortal world and enter the society? Well, how is it a bit like an alien invading the earth?

Squint, what kind of young venerable is this, wouldn't he be a spy for aliens! and then pretend to be immortal cultivators, so that they can relax their vigilance and serve them like immortals?

"Tomorrow you have to find a job for Ben Shaozun!" Mu Yun ordered in a deep voice.

Hehe, you said you could find it? She Qi Weiwei has been looking for two months!

"Okay, let's find a job, please wake up early tomorrow. "Hmph! Leave directly, looking at this crazy young master, his heart is on fire.

When she arrived in the backyard, Qi Weiwei looked at the upstairs and downstairs guest rooms, and realized that so many rooms were prepared for the entry of the children of the Immortal Cultivators. Yang Tian rolled his eyes, how much his ancestors couldn't think about it, and found such a janitorial job?

Want to hug the thighs of the gods? People say it's no good to do this job-

Trough!

A middle finger is directly erected to the sky!

Wait, how do you get an extra room?

Qi Weiwei paused. I found that right next to her room, the door opened!

She distinctly remembered that only hers was the only one in the row that was furnished, and the others were all empty, no matter the size and layout.

Walking forward, the name on the wooden sign hanging on the door of the room was: Mu Yun.

This house has really become a refinement! This is illegal! It cannot be refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China!

I saw that the layout of the room had completely changed!

Mu Yun's room was twice as big as hers, and it was a suite. There is also a small terrace with a piano case on the terrace. The guqin is placed, and the incense is curling.

Outside the terrace is the pond. At this time, it was the height of summer, and the pink lotus flowers were spread all over the lotus pond behind the house, and the small blue dragonflies were stopping.

It's too eccentric......

Too eccentric!

Is this a catastrophe, or a vacation?

Just because he is a young respect, he has such treatment?

Hum...... Squint. Changed!

"Jean, this is my room. Suddenly, the white clothes swept by, and the people had arrived!

Before the trick succeeded, he was pushed away.

Mu Yun turned around, still looking down at Qi Weiwei with a proud and cold attitude: "Your room is next door, please don't make a mistake." ”

"Bang dang. "Mu Yun Shaozun is closed.

Standing at the door, my heart is well stuffed. wants to annihilate this young master, but she Qi Weiwei doesn't have the ability!

It's annoying~~~~

Squinting, aren't you looking for a job? Okay, tomorrow I will find an opportunity to abuse you, you dare to despise us mortals? Let society abuse you to glass slag every minute! Let you know, mortal! It's not so easy to do!

Otherwise, WTO accession would not be called a calamity!

Mu Yun finished tidying up the room and threw the pile of documents into the trash at random.

If Qi Weiwei hadn't called the police, he wouldn't have been taken to the police station, and he would have been treated as mentally ill.

What a shame!

Although he has lost his immortal power, if he encounters special circumstances, he will still have special help. For example, this document that suddenly appeared in his sleeve.

Lift your robe and sit upright. He took out a book from his snow sleeve: "A Guide to the Mortal World" and carefully opened it, with some pictures on it.

Page 1: The Television, a modern mortal electrical appliance ......

One day in the fairy realm, one year in the world.

By the time they had completed their studies, there had already been countless ushers in the world.

The technology of the world is developing at a speed that they did not expect, and new and new things are emerging one after another, changing day by day. Compared to the time of their immortal realm, it was really fast-changing!

He looked at the books and learned about the household appliances in the room one by one.

Pick up the remote control of the air conditioner and press it down. Why didn't it happen?

Read the book: air conditioning, one of mankind's greatest inventions. When turned on, it can bring cold and dispel heat.

There is a remote control in the book, but it doesn't say why the remote control doesn't work.

By the way, the quality of things in the world is relatively poor.

Throw the remote control aside, he is a cultivator of immortals, and he doesn't need these mundane things in the world. He is clean, why is it hot?

The toy sword hangs at the head of the bed, hey, Yuqiang, you are the first immortal sword of the Tianhai Sect. Now it's like this, I'm really wronged by you.

The fingertips stroked the love sword, and the heart was very pity. This is a comrade-in-arms who slays demons and subdues demons with him, but now, it has become a toy sword.

With a light sigh, Mu Yun sat cross-legged on the bed again and began to breathe.

Although it does not have immortal power, this pranayama method can still strengthen the body and refresh the mind.

Inhale......

"Buzz. ”

Exhale......

"Buzz. ”

Eyebrow twitching.

"Smack!"

Hehe, I didn't fight. Brothers! There's a white-fleshed brother here, it's so fresh!

"Buzz!"

The mosquito is noisy, and immediately upset and irritable, and this irritability immediately arises in the heart.

Mu Yun was taken aback, raised his hand and touched the back of his neck. Myself, I actually sweated!