Chapter 336: Peerless Scumbag
Men don't get drunk, women don't have a chance.
Shi Xiangxiang understood this truth very well, so at the dinner, she took the initiative to toast Xia Nan.
As a handsome and good-looking boy, he naturally has to know how to protect himself, so Xia Nan is very vigilant, no matter how she persuades her, if she doesn't drink, she won't drink.
If Xia Nan drank a cup and a half at most, Shi Xiangxiang might forget it, but he didn't give any face, and she was angry!
Do you think I can't do anything if you don't drink it?
Tell you, my aunt and grandmother will eat you tonight, and Jesus can't save you!
After Shi Xiangxiang made up her mind, she quietly called Zhao Guangfa out and asked him to build a group, except for Xia Nan and Ah Hu, everyone present was pulled in.
After the group was built, she didn't do anything, just sent red envelopes in the group, more than 100 bags per capita, and there were dozens of them at a time.
Money can make ghosts grind, let alone let people help persuade them to drink.
Zhao Guangfa, Chen Yijiu and others thought that Shi Xiangxiang had a lot of money and no place to spend it at first, so they scattered money in the group.
When they saw Shi Xiangxiang rain red envelopes for a while, they continued to persuade Xia Nan to drink, and finally understood the boss's intentions, and they spontaneously and voluntarily joined the ranks of persuasion!
I have to say that Shi Xiangxiang's move is quite high, and there are more than a dozen accomplices casually.
The world of rich people really do whatever they want!
However, it was useless, Xia Nan refused to come all, and there was not a drop of wine at the dinner.
Shi Xiangxiang naturally will not miss this rare opportunity in vain, so when she went to KTV after dinner, the red envelope rain was even more ferocious!
Everyone grabbed it more happily and united more: when you drink the song later, you must let Xia Nan drink!
Xia Nan didn't give them a chance at all, and after going to KTV, he became a Maiba, and he entertained himself with crooked songs!
Although Zhao Guangfa and others wanted to make meritorious contributions, Xia Nan was like a seamless egg, and they couldn't bite it at all, so they could only stare dryly.
Shi Xiangxiang saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, you waste firewood, it's useless, I'm blind with tens of thousands of red envelopes!
At this time, Ah Hu came up with a glass of wine, "Sister Xiangxiang, drink one with me!"
Seeing Ah Hu, who was already drinking and his face was flushed, Shi Xiangxiang immediately had an idea, "What kind of ability is it to drink with me, if you have the ability, you can have a drink with Xia Daguan." ”
Ah Hu shook his head and said, "Brother Nan doesn't drink!"
Shi Xiangxiang sighed, she knew that Ah Hu was Xia Nan's loyal dogleg, so she didn't pull him when she built the group, but she still didn't give up, "It seems that you are also useless!"
Ah Hu immediately got angry, "Why am I useless?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "I don't even have the ability to let Xia Daguan drink a glass of wine." ”
Ah Hu said: "It's not that I'm incapable, I don't want to!"
Shi Xiangxiang said deliberately: "It's useless, it's useless, and you still make excuses!"
Ah Hu was angry, and asked with Xia Nan's routine: "Do you want to make a bet!"
Shi Xiangxiang was instantly happy, "What are you betting on?"
Ah Hu said: "Just bet on whether I can let Brother Nan drink!"
If you can make him drink, I'll give you 100,000 yuan!" Shi Xiangxiang almost said, but thinking about it, so much money would scare Ah Hu, who had never seen the world, so he changed his words: "Okay, if you can let him drink, I'll give you ten yuan." ”
Ah Hu shook his head, "At least fifty!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Deal!"
Ah Hu asked again: "What kind of wine is counted?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "As long as it's wine, it's counted!"
Ah Hu said: "What about the fruit wine?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "It's the same!"
Ah Hu poured a glass of fruit wine like sour berry juice, stepped forward and handed it to Xia Nan, who was singing "Hi Grass Hi Grass Fluttering in the Wind" on the small stage.
Xia Nan happened to be a little thirsty when she sang, and looked at the drink that Ah Hu handed over, so she took a bite of "tons and tons".
It was only after drinking it that he felt wrong, "Ah Hu, is this wine?"
"Fruit wine!" Ah Hu knew that he was going to be scolded, but for the sake of fifty yuan, he also admitted the scolding.
Xia Nan smacked his lips, "Don't say it, it's delicious, bring me another drink!"
Ah Hu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly went to pour him another glass.
After Xia Nan finished drinking, he continued to be Maiba, he was already high.
Ah Hu returned to his seat and immediately stretched out his hand to Shi Xiangxiang, "Two cups of one hundred yuan!"
Shi Xiangxiang handed him a hundred yuan, but muttered, "Am I a psychopath?"
"Cool, cool!" Ah Hu laughed, "Now that I know that I regret it, dare to bet with me!
You know a hammer, it's a matter that can be solved for a hundred dollars, and I have to spend tens of thousands...... Shi Xiangxiang sneered and said, "You can only let him drink two cups!"
Ah Hu was immediately fooled, "Do you want to continue gambling?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Who is afraid of whom!"
Ah Hu said: "This time I want to raise the price!"
Shi Xiangxiang said deliberately: "I won't bet if a cup is more than a hundred." ”
Ah Hu said very chickenly: "Then ninety-nine!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Deal!"
Ah Hu was overjoyed, and hurriedly pinched his fingers and secretly calculated, one cup of ninety-nine, two cups of one hundred and ninety-eight, three cups...... Hey, how much is three cups?
Forget it, just let Brother Nan drink it anyway.
In the next time, every time Xia Nan finished singing a song, Ah Hu went up to hand over the wine.
Xia Nan, who had never drunk alcohol, drank more and more, and finally got a little dizzy, and finally retreated from Maiba's position and sat on the sofa.
Ah Hu, who has already earned a month's salary and still has a lot of salary, wants to hand wine to Xia Nan again, but his uncle doesn't give him a chance, Zhao Guangfa came up with a needle, "Doctor Xiaoxia, I respect you, you are free, I will drink three cups in a row, I will drink first as respect!"
Zhao Guangfa, who was eager to make meritorious contributions, did not wait for Xia Nan to respond, and directly toasted three cups of "tons and tons".
Although Xia Nan felt that he had drunk too much, for the sake of his sincerity, he could only drink one glass.
Who knows if after drinking this cup, there will be three more cups.
In the end, Xia Nan didn't do much, Zhao Guangfa got drunk first, and held his shoulder to tell his past, "Doctor Xiao Xia, let me tell you, society is a big dye vat, and if you are not careful, you may embark on a road of no return!"
The impact of alcohol made Xia Nan's head a little dizzy, but he was still very conscious, "For example?"
Zhao Guangfa said: "When I first went out of the fishing village, I was also very pure, but once I went to the field for business, I stayed in a hotel, I was hungry and didn't want to go out to eat, so I called the front desk to ask if there was any fast food." ”
Xia Nan said: "And then?"
Zhao Guangfa said: "From now on, I will embark on a road of no return!"
Xia Nan was a little confused when he heard it, "What are you talking about?"
"He's drunk!" Shi Xiangxiang walked over and shouted at Zhao Guangfa: "Get out of the way, don't teach bad children." ”
Drunk and sobered up, Zhao Guangfa rolled away, in order to win the master's smile, it was really a way to roll!
Shi Xiangxiang sat next to Xia Nan, looked at his cheeks flushed, and couldn't help laughing, "Didn't you say that you don't need a cup to drink beer, and the liquor is wet and broken?"
"Goose~" Xia Nan burped, "Yes!"
Shi Xiangxiang asked provocatively: "Can that still work?"
Xia Nan said unconvinced: "How can a man say no!"
Shi Xiangxiang picked up the cup and said, "Drink one with me!"
Xia Nan immediately shook his head, "Don't drink!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "You and Zhao Guangfa both drink, don't ...... with me"
Xia Nan interrupted her, "Drink one and look down on whom, at least three!"
Shi Xiangxiang smiled, her face was as beautiful as a flower, and she was particularly charming and charming.
Xia Nan was stunned for a moment, and then pointed at her and scolded with a smile: "Xiangxiang, you dog, when did you become so beautiful?"
Shi Xiangxiang was stunned for a moment when she was praised, and only reacted after half a sound, and her laughter trembled even more, and she drank with him three times in one breath.
After three cups, Xia Nan felt that her head was as heavy as Mount Tai, and Shi Xiangxiang in front of her also swayed, and hurriedly supported her and said, "Don't shake it, my head is stunned by you." ”
I'm shaking, it's you shaking your head...... Shi Xiangxiang was angry and funny, "Okay, okay, I don't shake, do you feel very heavy?"
Xia Nan said: "Yes!"
"That's how it was for the first time to drink!" Shi Xiangxiang said seductively, "Do you want to rest on my shoulder for a while." ”
"I won't let you take advantage of me!" Xia Nan snorted, his head was already on Shi Xiangxiang's shoulder, and after smelling the breath on her body, he couldn't help but ask again: "Xiangxiang, what perfume did you wear!"
Shi Xiangxiang was amused again, "It's not perfume!"
Xia Nan said: "What is that, the cosmetics are pickled?"
Shi Xiangxiang grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear: "This is feminine." ”
Xia Nan wondered, "Isn't femininity like salted fish?"
You are like a salted fish, and your whole family is like a salted fish...... Shi Xiangxiang said: "That's where you smelled it!"
The words of the tiger and wolf were too fierce, and Chen Yijiu on the other side didn't dare to listen to it anymore, so he hurriedly instigated everyone to drink, guess and sing, and cover up the voices of the two.
Everyone finally saw it at this time, Princess Xiangxiang made it clear that she wanted to send the sun to Xia Nan tonight, so she naturally cooperated fully and created an opportunity for the boss!
Shi Xiangxiang is also very competitive, and before the KTV ends, Xia Nan has been paralyzed in her arms.
............
time, I don't know how long it has been.
Xia Nan finally opened his eyes and found that he had a headache that felt like he was about to explode.
I finally managed to recover and found myself lying on a strange bed!
But this is obviously not the most terrible, even more terrible is that he is naked and wears nothing!
He subconsciously touched his waist, there was no scar, the kidney was still there, and he breathed a sigh of relief, but when he turned his head to look, he suddenly gasped again.
There is a girl sleeping next to her, although it is not light, but she is only wearing underwear, revealing a large area of snow-white and delicate skin!
I'm gone, lost?
Xia Nan was shocked, and then reached out tremblingly, wiped the girl's messy hair on her cheeks, and when she saw the other party's face clearly, she immediately scolded angrily, "Xiangxiang, you dog, what did you do to me?"
Shi Xiangxiang opened his eyes, then pushed his hand away and said, "Don't make noise, I'm so sleepy, I was tossed to death by you last night!"
Xia Nan felt even more chilled when she heard this, and tried hard to recall everything last night, but she couldn't remember anything, so she hurriedly pushed her again, "Sleep sleep, sleep your head, at your stage, at your age, can you sleep?"
Shi Xiangxiang was finally woken up and glared at him, "What are you going to do?"
Xia Nan said: "Tell me, what happened to us last night?"
Shi Xiangxiang asked rhetorically: "What do you think happened last night when we are like this now?"
Xia Nan looked at herself, and then at her, and felt like crying without tears, "I, how do I know!"
Shi Xiangxiang comforted him and said, "Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"
Xia Nan said angrily: "The ghost wants you to be responsible!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Then you are responsible for me?"
Xia Nan panicked, "I don't want it!"
Shi Xiangxiang said angrily: "Xia Daguan, you haven't put on your pants yet, are you going to turn your face and deny people?"
Xia Nan said: "I, I didn't mean that!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Then what do you mean?"
Xia Nan was paralyzed by questioning, "I, I...... I don't know what happened last night!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Whether you know it or not, something has happened. ”
Xia Nan said bitterly: "I...... I've always only treated you as a buddy!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "But after last night, we have developed from buddies to friends with Guan Bao!"
Xia Nan's old face was embarrassed and said, "You...... Is it okay to have a face?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Why didn't you say you wanted face when you tossed me last night?"
Xia Nan said: "I'm drunk." ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Getting drunk is not a reason, the key is that something has happened, what do you say?"
Xia Nan said distressedly: "I don't know either. ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Multiple choice question: One, either I am responsible for you! Second, you are responsible for me!"
Xia Nan said a little shamelessly: "Can you not choose, everyone, buddy, usually have such a good relationship, you can't be a ...... Friendlies, or nothing happened?"
Shi Xiangxiang sneered: "The surname is Xia, can you say this kind of thing?"
Xia Nan said: "I can, help you repair it." ”
Shi Xiangxiang sneered, "My Shi family is also a wealthy family, and I, Shi Xiangxiang, was the eldest daughter of Bingqing Yujie before last night, but now I have been ruined by you, from luxury goods to second-hand goods, you told me that nothing happened?"
Xia Nan said weakly, "What do you want?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Get rid of Su Feier and Liang Zimu, and concentrate on being alone with me in the future!"
Xia Nan said angrily: "You want to eat fart!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Then you want to fight chickens and eggs, no one should have a good time?"
Xia Nan asked weakly, "What are you going to do?"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "I'm going to find Liang Zimu and Su Fei'er and tell them that you put me to sleep." ”
Xia Nan said bitterly: "Do you think that if you do that, I will be with you?"
Shi Xiangxiang said angrily: "Anyway, what I can't get, others can't think of it." ”
Xia Nan shook his head and said, "Xiangxiang, you are an antisocial personality." ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "That's not forced by you!"
Xia Nan said: "Can you calm down?" Let's discuss it and solve it well." ”
Shi Xiangxiang said: "Okay, how do you say to solve it?"
Xia Nan thought for a long time, and finally said weakly: "So far, the only way is to ...... I'm secretly saying hello to you!"
Shi Xiangxiang said: "What do you mean by secretly?"
Xia Nan said in a low voice: "It's the kind that others don't know"
Shi Xiangxiang shouted, "You mean that you want to step on three boats with one foot, and this is not only that, but you also want me to be a disgraceful junior?"
That's what I mean...... Xia Nan said bitterly: "This is no way, you know, I really treat you as a buddy, I never wanted to become like this with you." You asked me to abandon them and be nice to you, I really couldn't do it. ”
"Scumbag!" Shi Xiangxiang gritted her teeth and scolded: "The shameless to the peerless kind!"
Xia Nan said: "Anyway, that's the way." If you agree, I'll be nice to you. ”
Shi Xiangxiang said gloomily: "What if I don't agree?"
Xia Nan said with infinite sadness in his heart: "Then you don't have to wait for later, just kill me now!"