Chapter 724: The old man has long since stopped being a man!(Second watch, ask for subscription, ask for a monthly pass!)
Fighters.
As the third act video of "Only, Love!" was frozen at the last second, the release trailer copy was presented on the screen, and the comment area of the video was silent.
Like all of Lee's previous works, the plot of "As Long as Love" is bland and trivial for most of the first three acts.
It expresses only the bits and pieces of the characters' lives, expressing the ordinariness of ordinary people, as well as ...... Extraordinary in ordinary life!
It is this contrast that makes the beat of the work suddenly full of conflicts and presented in front of everyone, the audience ...... It's messy.
"Brothers, I don't know how you are, when I saw this unexpected trailer, I suddenly had a feeling of being. β
"Shut up and don't talk. I'm already applying Ma Yinglong chrysanthemum ointment. β
"I really don't poke, this broken chapter really doesn't poke. β
"Try to keep a smile on your face. The smile faded. Reveal a demonic twist, fuck the third act! What the hell is this last wave of unsuspecting ads?"
"What this ghost means is that this series will not be updated until the National Day is released. β
"In other words, in the past week or so, this fairy chased a thirty-minute trailer in this old man's Weibo and fighter?"
"What to do, brothers, I really miss the plot behind Kang. β
"It's everyone who wants to be healthy, I really want to know if the big intelligence can't find Ding Ding, I really want to know if he can snatch Ding Ding back, so I know...... But on the other hand, I would like to buy a ton of rhinoceros blades now, and then cut this old immortal Ding Ding into 0.001 mm slices little by little, dip them in horseradish and feed them to the dogs!"
"I may not be human, but @Huaqi artist Li Shixin, you are a real dog!
"Dog's day, it's too vicious! After so many years of galloping on the Internet, even those bastard dog authors don't dare to break the chapter like this!
"Shedding the bitter juice of leeks, I'm not afraid that the dog author will break the chapter, I'm afraid that the dog author will break it if it's good. β
"It's too deadly, and as a white prostitute, I have a gut feeling...... This time, my golden body of a 10,000-year-old white prostitute is about to break. Thinking about a movie ticket for more than forty yuan, it suddenly hurts. β
"No, I can't stand this grievance. Which brother bird can also video edit? Hurry up and edit the first three acts together, I want to forward it!"
"I have to, every time, let this old man use the Dafa out of context to make me want to die. Today, this fairy is also going to let others be fooled!(Fan Wei's face .jpg)"
Drip!
Receive negative cheer points, 321921 points!
Looking at the wailing of sand sculpture netizens in the comment area of the third scene video, and then hearing a reminder of the system's cheering value in his ears, Li Shixin smiled.
Glancing at the comments that cursed his dog, he raised his eyebrows.
The guy smashes the little mushrooms, you scold, scold as much as you want.
For the box office, for the sake of the ridge, the old man ...... I decided not to be a human being a long time ago!
Thinking about it, he picked up his phone again and turned on the camera.
......
Half an hour later, a duplex villa in a community in the third ring of Beijing.
In the bathroom, clumps of wet paper were scattered all over the floor.
A figure, holding a piece of white tissue paper in his hand, was holding the toilet and twitching.
"Little cuties, that's the end of today's story. Good dreams and good night. β
"If you hadn't suddenly broken into my life, how could I have let go of the loneliness of stubbornness......"
In the mobile phone, the recordings of the fairy sister are constantly looping.
Listening to the gentle and sweet voice, the figure changed the fingers in his hand to a red, swollen and peeling protrusion on his bodyβthat is, his nose.
"Suit~!"
With the sound of snotting, the figure took a few more rapid breaths, and tears flowed down again.
It was at this time that a fighter update prompt came from his mobile phone.
Seeing Li Shixin's latest update video displayed on the mobile phone screen, 10,000 tons of anger instantly floated on his face!
"Can't you just be quiet?!"
Heavy, the phone was thrown to the ground by him.
But it didn't work out, and somehow, the video was played.
"Hello everyone, I'm your cute fairy sister. I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon? See you at the cinema this National Day. Let's call for Mr. Li Shixin's new film "As Long as Love", and ...... together Seek for love!"
Hearing that gentle and lovely voice, I didn't know how many times I cried on the toilet and collapsed.
"Ahh
He immediately picked up another cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hey?!Help me contact the best advertising agency in Beijing. I want to advertise!"
"What kind of rent? Don't rent! Lao Tzu's house is still rented out with advertisements?"
"To the lover of my dreams...... No, to promote a movie!"
The other side.
Somewhere in Honan.
In an office of the provincial star enterprise Makino Breeding Company.
It was late at night, but the office was still brightly lit.
A burly figure was sitting on a soft leather sofa with a withered face.
In his arms was a little pig that seemed to have been born for a short time, pink and tender.
The cute and loving winter melon face of the little pig was held tightly by a pair of big hands at this time.
The pig's nose with snot was only attached to the tip of the man's nose.
"Your voice is so good, you know, I've been dreaming of you every night these days. β
"Once upon a time, I didn't believe in love anymore, but it was your appearance that made me regain my hope for love and marriage. β
"Hum Hum Hum ......"
The little pig, who didn't know what the human in front of him was doing, let out a snort in confusion.
"yes, you're right, I'm an idiot. But in this society where people are indifferent and women have money left, aren't I allowed to have a clean and pure paradise in my heart? Why, why are there so many people in the vast sea of people, but it's you! The person I like is your fake soul!?"
"Whoa!"
Didididi,
Before the pig was so frightened that he was about to faint, the mobile phone next to the man's butt emitted a reminder sound.
Looking at the display on it, the man silently opened the video.
β...... I didn't expect us to meet again so soon? See you in the cinema on this National Day, I will be with you Meng, in the cinema for Mr. Li Shixin's new film "As Long as Love", ...... Seek for love!"
Listening to the gentle and sweet voice, the man froze.
It was a long time before he called out his assistant's name outside the door.
Immediately, an even burlier man pushed the door in.
"Second uncle, can you still do it?"
Looking at the visitor, the man waved his hand calmly and handed over the little pig he was holding in his hand.
"I didn't eat for a day, I roasted. β
"Hey, I'll let the kitchen bake right away. β
"Wait. β
"Second uncle, what do you have to say?"
"Go, spend money, find the best painter, paint me the prettiest girl, hang it in my bedroom. β
"Alas!"
"Wait!"
"Mother, what else do you want to be the second uncle?"
"Find me the best advertising agency and let their leaders come and meet me. β
"What? Why do we still advertise? Didn't we just win the CCTV bid last year, why are we still advertising?"
"Let me go!"
"Hey, hey, medium!"
Watching the assistant leave with the howling piglet, the man took a deep breath and sat back on the couch.
β...... I didn't expect us to meet again so soon? See you in the cinema on this National Day, I will be with you Meng, in the cinema for Mr. Li Shixin's new film "As Long as Love", ...... Seek for love!"
"...... fairy sister. β
Holding the mobile phone, the man put his face to the snot and tears.