Chapter 281: Forced to Swear
Ning Lei didn't expect that Alida's topic would suddenly turn to Gu Xiaole, and she didn't know how to answer it all of a sudden.
It's been a long time since I reacted a little.,Co-authorship is at least there is no physical relationship now.,That is, I plan to have it in the future?
Looking at the wonderful change in the expression on Ning Lei's face, Alida smiled again:
"Don't worry, my good sister, I'm just robbing Gu Xiaole of Gu Xiaole's person with you, and I don't plan to take away his heart! I know that you two have always been in love with each other, but I just missed a chance! Or I'll fulfill the two of you tonight?"
Alida's words were simply a suffocating rhythm of attack and defense, Ning Lei couldn't keep up with her train of thought, just remembered Alida's last sentence: What? She wants to fulfill me and Gu Xiaole tonight?
How can it be done? Could it be that you can directly push me down on Gu Xiaole? Then, wouldn't that be done in front of her...... So what?
Probably because they don't take these things seriously, but I can't, it's the first time for people? Besides, I don't have the habit of doing it in front of others......
Ning Lei didn't say a word, but her brain kept flashing back and forth with various possible scenes......
If I don't agree, what should I do if this Alida is tough? She's an elite female mercenary, and my three-legged cat kung fu won't be able to beat her!
By the way, I can call Gu Xiaole up to help! Oh no, if Gu Xiaole wakes up and knows that Alida is preparing to let the two of us live here, will he come back and go directly to Alida's side to help her deal with me?
Oh yes, that's terrible......
Alida actually didn't have anything to do just now to deliberately make fun of Ning Lei, who knew that this little girl had added so many scenes by herself, and she stood there blankly and didn't say a word for a while, but her eyes were rolling back and forth, and she didn't know what she was thinking......
However, Alida said that she was unintentional, but it doesn't mean that others listened unintentionally! Ning Lei didn't say anything, Gu Xiaole in the sleeping bag next to her was already highly nervous, and he was still constantly fighting in his heart:
If this Alida really plans to help me and Ning Lei live in the cave here, should I pretend to be asleep and walk on purpose? Or will I just have a showdown with Lao Tzu, and I won't pretend?
Good guys, Alida would have died of laughter if she had known a joke and had made so many pictures of these two......
However, she was also worried that she would really scare Ning Lei out of the mountain and really run out of the mountain, after all, it would be very dangerous outside now, so she stretched out her hand and waved it and said:
"Okay, okay! Look at the little thing that scared you, sister, I'm not so bored to do this kind of thing? Believe me, sister, men and women love this kind of thing, it must be a pleasure between the two to have a feeling, and it's not fun to directly pull Lang with this kind of thing!"
As soon as she said this, Ning Lei let out a long breath in her heart, and Gu Xiaole in the sleeping bag was so angry that she almost jumped up and scolded her mother......
The heart said: Alida, your joke is good, it almost made Lao Tzu excited!
Hearing that Alida was just teasing herself, this time Ning Lei finally sat back next to her with peace of mind, and sighed faintly:
"Sister Elida, why do you think we are so unlucky? Originally, we were shipwrecked on such a desert island, and even if we encountered fierce beasts and pirates, now there are zombies! This is too weird, isn't it?"
Alida nodded, but said as if she remembered something: "Is there any difference between the zombies you and Gu Xiaole just saw and what we saw in film and television works?"
Ning Lei recalled carefully before responding: "It's not good, anyway, it's weird, the face is not thin at all and a little puffy, but we are very sure that these guys are the corpses of those missing pirates we saw in the pirate camp before!"
"That's weird, I remember that according to the zombie settings in previous film and television works, it should be that some people became zombies after being infected with some strange virus, and then these people began to bite other people, causing a large-scale epidemic and spread of zombie viruses.
But it's been a while since we've been on this desert island, and we haven't seen any people or animals with zombie viruses?
Alida's question, not to mention Ning Lei, even Gu Xiaole, who hid in a sleeping bag and pretended to be asleep, had no answer at all.
After being silent for a while, Alida suddenly looked at the sleeping bag on the opposite side and said, "Don't pretend to be asleep, my Xiaole Ah Note will talk about your high opinion?"
"What? hasn't this guy been sleeping all this time?" As soon as she heard this, Ning Lei jumped up again: "Wouldn't it, wouldn't you?" I thought Gu Xiaole was already asleep!"
Gu Xiaole said: I can't be seen through by others? Otherwise, how embarrassing, and if I continue to pretend to be asleep, maybe there will be any benefits for a while? So this pretending to sleep must be carried out to the end!
Who knew that Alida pointed directly to his sleeping bag and said:
"yes, my silly girl, have you ever seen someone fall asleep and adjust the breathing amplitude according to the content of the conversation next to the person next to you?
Just when I told you that I wanted to help you two achieve good things here, this kid's sleeping bag suddenly rose and fell violently, what do you say he is not pretending to sleep?"
When Ning Lei heard this, she was a little dumbfounded, and stammered and asked:
"Well, then, Sister Arida know him, when did he start pretending to be asleep?"
Alida shook her head: "I don't know, but if you want to know, it's very simple! Just get this kid up!"
As he spoke, he didn't care whether Gu Xiaole was really asleep or fake, he directly put his hand into his sleeping bag and found his ear and twisted it hard......
"My grandmother, I'm awake, I'm awake,......" Gu Xiaole really couldn't pretend to sleep anymore, so in order to avoid his ears from sinning, he hurriedly crawled out of his sleeping bag and begged for mercy.
"Wake up, wake up, that's the best! It just so happens that our little Lei girl has a question for you, that is, when did you start pretending to be asleep?"
Gu Xiaole almost blurted out that Lao Tzu hadn't fallen asleep at all, but after glancing at Ning Lei, who was flushed next to him, he felt that he was embarrassed by saying this, so he lied and said:
"Oh, it's that you and the three sisters of the Lin family were woken up by Lin Jiao's little girl's loud voice when they just came!"
"Really?" Alida asked while glancing at Ning Lei next to her, "Do you dare to swear?"
"Swear?" Gu Xiaole said in her heart that Alida, this girl is too vicious, and she swears by the little thing of pretending to sleep?
But the arrow had to be fired, so I could only hold on and say: "Okay! I swear, if I, Gu Xiaole, hadn't been woken up when you came, I would, I would, I would ......."
Ning Lei and Alida both widened their eyes, waiting to hear what oath the camp leader would make......