Chapter 3 Selling cucumbers and cotton

Early in the morning, the old man delivered the cucumber to the female gate.

Wu Yu didn't come by car, and after the full amount of the exchange, he began to look for a place to put cucumbers.

Suddenly, the system made new demands.

"It's a task, sell cucumbers, you want to sing and sell cucumber songs, and there are beautiful women to send them!"

Then there was a burst of music: "Sell cucumbers, play cotton! Sell good cucumbers! Play good cotton!"

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Hearing this, Wu Yu got goosebumps, and he thought to himself: "Fuck, Lao Tzu doesn't want beautiful women, and he doesn't sing mentally handicapped nursery rhymes!"

At the gate of the women's university, it was lively all of a sudden, Li Lu was also there, and there were a few female classmates.

"That's not Wu Yu, he's selling cucumbers here!"

A few girls looked shy and scolded: "This guy, is it a neurosis?"

Although Li Lu broke up with Wu Yu, she was still together after all, and she was actually with him when she was nervous, and her heart trembled when she thought about it.

"He's a poor madman!"

"Yes, they are still selling cucumbers at the gate of our school, isn't that revenge on us?"

A few boys also giggled and picked up their mobile phones and started taking pictures one after another.

"It's news, college students sell cucumbers!

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Originally, at this time, Wu Yu was still going to get excited according to the requirements of the system, and he still had to sing the mentally handicapped children's rhyme, but he didn't sing it.

I was still counting the time in my heart, and cursed secretly: "Bullshit, what the hell is the system, do you sell cucumbers to dogs?"

An aunt came up to ask, but Wu Yu didn't bother with it, she didn't want to sell it at all, she was just trying to stay up for time.

Finally, half an hour passed, and he stared at his phone and deliberately turned on the text message prompt loud.

"Ding Dong! Mobile bank card has arrived!"

A classmate chuckled: "This guy, there is also a bank card to the account!"

Li Lu is trying to uncover Wu Yu's old bottom, Wu Yu has a few bank cards and a few dollars, she can't be clearer.

Suddenly, as soon as the amount of money received came out, everyone was quiet.

"Five million funds have arrived!"

The audience was stunned by the moment's silence, and the rich second-generation classmates who came here were stunned, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that I have lost my eyes, this classmate is really developed!"

Wu Yu survived the half an hour, and after confirming that the money had arrived, he immediately closed the stall and left.

Halfway through, he gave this thing to the two homeless men, and he sighed in his heart, not wanting to see the expressions of his classmates behind him.

This is simply the face rubbing on the ground, and he didn't count it for a while, but fortunately, he was a little relieved when he thought of the five million.

Some classmates, looking at Wu Yu who was leaving, couldn't help but say, "Could it be that he is really the hidden rich second generation?"

"That's five million? It's five million just now? You still say he's a poor stall?"

Li Lu's face was the most embarrassing, she gritted her teeth desperately, and her brother made a noise before shouting for a long time.

"Do you believe that? He's just hyping up! He's just installing software and making a voice. ”

In an instant, everyone suddenly realized, and the rich second generation was furious and said: "Oops! I guess he's a big liar! I also have a luxury car to rent him! I'm just fooled!"

"Yes, yes, rich and young, you have fallen for him!" Li Lu coaxed.

All of a sudden, at the gate of the school, there were discussions again, and they began to think that Wu Yu must have failed to sell clothes, and now he has embarked on a crooked path.

At this time, the fourth brother of the financial giant drove a Mercedes-Benz 740 to the female gate and shouted to Li Lu.

"Hey, you're all here, but I saw the big news, that kid is selling cucumbers at your door!"

"What about the others? Aren't they selling cucumbers? I thought I was asking for food, but I didn't expect to become crazy. ”

Li Lu naturally walked over, in front of her classmates, she still didn't dare to be so charming, just shouted respectfully.

"Boss, he's gone, you've missed the show!"

"Huh!" a Lamborghini drove by from the side, it was Wu Yu, he originally just wanted to be low-key, but now he thinks that there is a system anyway, and he doesn't pretend to be white.

The red Lamborghini, driving by on the horse, is like a beautiful landscape.

The financial predator's BMW 740 was not enough to see, and he instantly frowned and said, "What the hell?

Li Lu immediately explained: "Boss, don't get me wrong, that guy rented it and pretended to be poor!"

At the same time, the rich second-generation classmate, Fu Shao, also walked up and said hello to the fat four.

"That's right, he rented his car from me!" I thought, and I will take it back in advance after a while!"

Hearing this, the four financial giants disdainfully lit a cigarette and shouted at several students.

"Beauty, you are classmate Li Lu, right? Let's go play together!"

At this time, Wu Yu, who drove to the beach alone, took a long breath and lit a cigarette.

There were many people on the beach who looked at him enviously, thinking that he was some kind of rich second generation, but he frowned.

Although it is enjoyable now, after all, these things are rented, not a long-term solution, and when he sees the money on his mobile phone, he doesn't dare to move it, for fear that he won't be able to pay it back after using it.

The loneliness suddenly hit, and Wu Yu suddenly regretted it in his heart, he should have been thick-skinned just now and sang a children's song, maybe there was still someone to talk to him now.

It was the first time that he had so much money, and he had borrowed it, Wu Yu didn't have any plan in his heart, but felt that the system was a bit of a prank on him.

"The big girl sells cucumbers! Don't you scold Lao Tzu for being the cuckold king again?"

"I got a car, it was actually rented, this broken system, is it a poor system? or neurotic!"

Thinking of this, Wu Yu had a strong hatred for the system, and his life was very wronged, but he didn't expect a funny thing to mock him.

Suddenly, I felt cold in my heart, only to hear the sound of the system "Ding Dong!", and a gentle voice asked.

"Host, do you want to cry, do you need paper?"

"Need a little!" Wu Yu replied lightly.

Suddenly, a girl really came over, but it was a little girl, and he was holding a pack of toilet paper in his hand.

"Brother, a sister told me to give this to you!"

This girl has bright eyes, a soft voice, and a very cute pink smile.

Wu Yu smiled, took the toilet paper, and smiled.

"Thank you, little sister!"

After being stunned for a while, he turned around and found that the girl was gone, and then he remembered what the little girl had said.

"And a young lady? Who could that be? This system didn't appear out of thin air, someone was really manipulating it!"

Thinking of this, Wu Yu was furious, who would be so bored and actually manipulate him to sell cucumbers to the female market.

I also want him to sing that boring nursery rhyme and play some kind of fart.

It's just that now he can only think about it and can't find out, so he has to drive a Lamborghini and go back, and he doesn't dare to use the money indiscriminately.

One night, Wu Yu did not go back to the rental house where he lived, he sat in the car.

I'm just thinking about it, this system still has this fate, I was quite happy at first, but now I think about it, it's really scary.

I bought a bottle of beer, sat in the car and drank it, taking a puff of cigarette and a little bit of a sloppy cigarette.

People passing by the garage were very curious, a person who drove a Lamborghini still couldn't understand it with a sad face.

Only Wu Yu himself knows that these windfalls are just someone else's, but in fact, he is still a poor dick.

Even if he goes to set up a stall and dies, he fucking has to look at other people's faces, so he can't do this.

Soon, the "Ding Dong!" system prompt sounded again.

"System task, Wu Yu will set up a stall at the door of a five-star hotel tomorrow and sell toilets!"

With the strength of the wine, Wu Yu refused on the spot: "I don't dare to do this task!

"You want to play me like a monkey, aren't you? Are you a sister or a sister? An old man?"

"Get the fuck out! get out of here, the farther away the better!"

The system was calm for a long time, and then a woman's voice said in a heavenly voice: "Young master, you have luxury cars and funds, no matter what business you talk about, you will get twice the result with half the effort, so that you can have the capital to start a business! Ling'er believes that the young master will be an excellent capitalist! He can even earn one million in just three months with five thousand yuan, and the young master now has five million!"

Wu Yu was stunned, and wondered why the system changed the host to the young master, and there was also a Ling'er.

But this is not wrong at all, although he rents these things, but with these capitals, then he can make money!

Come to think of it, aren't house prices going crazy right now, especially those high-end villas.

He was originally engaged in first-class design, but now he is going to build a house, change it, decorate and decorate, make it elegant and stylish, and give it to the rich, then he is not sure to make money.

Thinking of these, his instantly depressed mentality suddenly rose again, is setting up a stall is just a start, it is impossible to set up a stall for a lifetime.

Thinking of this, the next day Wu Yu found the best villa in the city, Crane Dance Villa, the geographical location is excellent, the scenery is beautiful, although it is a second-hand villa, but the price is cheap.

I took a look at the list price: "Only accept 4.5 million in cash!"

It was just within the acceptable range of Wu Yu, so he added the person's WeChat and chatted, and the other party was immediately a little disdainful when he saw Wu Yu's WeChat avatar.

"Handsome guy, I'm an agent!

A woman's tone, but the meaning is obvious, that is, don't ask blindly if you don't have money.

Thinking that the other party didn't believe it, Wu Yu sent a screenshot of his balance picture and let the man look at it.

However, the man still replied with disdain, and there was a hint of disgust.

"Don't take screenshots, anyone can make a fake!I don't believe you give it a try, PS, change it casually!!"

The meaning is also obvious, don't bother me, it's useless to take a screenshot.

Wu Yu's eyes rolled, and then he directly sent a red envelope of one thousand.

"Ding Dong!" only to hear a reception from the other side.

Then, after a while, the tone of the reply changed instantly.

"Young master, your name is honored! We'll make an appointment to see the building now?"

Wu Yu was most annoyed by these bells and whistles, so he replied disdainfully.

"You name a place, I'll drive here!

Then he received a geographical coordinates, and Wu Yu drove on a Lamborghini and set off with lightning all the way.

A cigar is smoked in the mouth, a trench coat is worn, a proper big guy character, a big back, and the oil is shiny.

This is his special dress, since he wants to meet some characters, then he has to make some pomp, and he was going to call a few bodyguards, but he didn't shout when he felt a little too much.

The sound of a Lamborghini speeding down the road, causing a crowd of probes to pass by the Crane Dance Villa.

"Which young master is this?"

"Which young master came out for a ride again?"

"Bang!" Wu Yu got out of the car, closed the door slammed shut, leaned against the side of the car, and lit a cigarette.

It was a pomp, otherwise the agent was changed, and I saw that a female saleswoman came over.

She has beautiful eyebrows and eyes, is tall, wears professional women's clothes, and has a very temperamental face, and she looks apologetic when she sees Wu Yu.

"I'm sorry!

"It's okay! Let's go see the building!" Wu Yu said lightly.

But when the saleswoman looked at Wu Yu, she felt a little familiar, and suddenly remembered that there was a crazy person selling cucumbers in a female celebrity recently.

The saleswoman shouted first: "Wait a minute, your car is rented, right?"

Wu Yu glanced back at her, and didn't want to hide it, so he nodded: "Yes! What's wrong?"

In an instant, the saleswoman's face fell, and she said coldly and disdainfully: "Look at the house, you will be exempted first, the 4.5 million, you really pay it? Do you want to catch big fish with a small amount of money?"

This saleswoman looks still vigilant, and she doesn't look so hateful, but she's quite cute, but she's too shrewd.

Wu Yu smiled helplessly and asked her, "You said this, you type out the collection code!"

At this time, the saleswoman couldn't figure out the authenticity, so she gritted her teeth and thought: "If you can't pay, you will naturally leave!"