Chapter 14: Scared into a dog
Chen Yumo took out some bacon from the bag, which she and Gu Chongsheng bought at the vegetable market in the afternoon.
It took a long time to pick the kind of flavor that Chen Yumo wanted, and after returning home, Chen Yumo cut these bacon pieces with a knife.
I saw Chen Yumo throwing these slices of bacon around, and after the bacon was thrown out, there was a very pungent smell around.
After waiting for a while, Zhou Sen was a little impatient, "Gu Chongsheng, have you come back?"
Zhou Sen's questions were answered by no one around.
"You'd better not play tricks on me, if you know that you dare to play tricks on Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you. ”
After the scolding, there was still no answer around, Zhou Sen couldn't sit still, he took off his blindfold and looked around, and between looking around, his body staggered and almost sat on the ground, "Fuck, where is this!"
Zhou Sen looked left and right, sweat stains were already oozing from his forehead, "Gu Chongsheng, you get out of Laozi, I'll fuck your mother, what the hell did you bring me to." ”
Zhou Sen scolded loudly, moving his steps back and forth, but no matter how he scolded, Gu Chongsheng and Chen Yumo, who were hiding behind the mound, just didn't squeak.
The two of them covered their mouths and snickered quietly, and after about two minutes, there was movement in the grass, and they saw that the grass in the grass was shaking violently, as if something was crawling towards Zhou Sen quickly.
Chen Yumo lowered his voice and said, "Come on, come here, they are here, I know that this trick will definitely work, as long as they smell the smell of this bacon, they will definitely come out." ”
Gu Chongsheng swallowed his saliva, "It.. They don't eat people, do they?"
"Don't worry, they don't eat people, they are just attracted by the taste of this bacon. ”
As soon as Chen Yumo's words fell, he saw a huge black shadow come out of the grass and directly drill into Zhou Sen's feet.
Zhou Sen suddenly screamed in fright, and his face was already panicked out of control.
Gu Chongsheng also saw the black shadow clearly, it was a mouse, a big mouse more than a meter long, the tail was thicker than a rope, it looked extremely infiltrating, there were four or five in total, and they kept crawling back and forth around Zhou Sen.
Looking at those rats, Gu Chongsheng said hesitantly, "I... The first time I've seen this... Such a big mouse. ”
Chen Yumo said with a wicked smile, "How to open your eyes, this kind of rat is mutated after nuclear radiation, you see that this is not big, the largest can be more than two meters long, as long as they smell the smell of this bacon, they will definitely come out." ”
Gu Chongsheng nodded, but didn't say anything, only felt that his legs trembled slightly.
Looking at Zhou Sen at this moment, he was so frightened that he screamed like a sow waiting to be killed, he kept rolling back and forth and climbing around, and finally hugged him directly on a tree.
Zhou Sen shouted with a crying voice, "Gu Chongsheng, I'll grass your mother, you give Lao Tzu out, what kind of place is this?"
"Come out quickly, I beg you, I don't want to die here!"
"It's me bastard, it's me who wants to blackmail your money, please come out and get me out of here. ”
Hearing Zhou Sen's heart-rending shout, Gu Chongsheng couldn't close his mouth with a smile, "You peel your skin this week, I won't fix you, you don't know how sinister this world is." After that, he turned his head to look at Chen Yumo, "It's almost, don't scare him to death." ”
Chen Yumo nodded, took out the torch prepared in advance, and then lit the torch with a lighter, the firelight suddenly illuminated the surroundings, Chen Yumo took the torch, and Gu Chongsheng walked in the direction of Zhou Sen one after the other.
When the mutated rats saw the fire, they all fled.
At this moment, Zhou Sen was hugging the tree, and after he turned his head to see the two of them, he fell to the ground as soon as his hands were loosened.
The frightening just now scared him so much that his whole body was trembling, his pants were already wet, and he was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled, like a dead dog.
Looking at Zhou Sen on the ground, Gu Chongsheng swallowed his saliva, "Fuck, I won't die." ”
Chen Yumo stepped forward and tried his breathing, "It's okay, there's still breath, he's just scared, he'll wake up in a while, let's wait a minute." ”
As Chen Yumo expected, about fifteen minutes, Zhou Sen really woke up.
He got up and sat cross-legged on the ground, his head drooping, his face was full of old tears, and he was so frightened that he lost all three souls and seven spirits.
Gu Chongsheng squinted at Zhou Sen, "How about Mr. Zhou, are you cool?"
Zhou Sen pointed at Gu Chongsheng with his finger, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
"Mr. Zhou, have you never seen such a big mouse when you grow so big, or let's catch one and go back, it's up to you whether it's braised or steamed!"
Zhou Sen gasped in his mouth, "What the hell is this? Who are you?"
Gu Chongsheng's eyes rolled, "What is it? Can't you see that this is the underworld of the Yin Dynasty?" In fact, I haven't told you that my true identity is the soul envoy beside Lord Yama, and people like you should go to the eighteenth layer of hell. ”
Gu Chongsheng's nonsense made Chen Yumo a little unbearable.
The key is that Gu Chongsheng's words Zhou Sen actually believed it, he knelt on the ground and kept begging for mercy, "Grandpa Messenger, please spare me, I promise that I will never dare next time, please don't let me go to the eighteenth layer of hell." ”
"That's it, this time it's just a small lesson for you, if you deduct and exploit employees for evil in the future, then the messenger will definitely pick your skin, and then you will really become a Zhou skin. ”
"Rest assured, I will take your teachings to heart. ”
Then Gu Chongsheng shook his head like Chen Yumo, and Chen Yumo took out a spare eye patch to cover Zhou Sen's eyes.
After that, Gu Chongsheng used his golden finger to open the space-time crack, and the two of them carried Zhou Sen back to Gu Chongsheng's downstairs through the space-time crack.
After taking off the blindfold, Zhou Sen crawled away from the community where Gu Chongsheng lived.
Looking at his back as he fled in a hurry, Chen Yumo shook his head with a smile, he turned his head to look at Gu Chongsheng, "I just found out now, your nonsense is coming as soon as you open your mouth, what kind of soul seducing messenger?
"I'm not scaring him!" Gu Chongsheng put one hand on Chen Yumo's shoulder, "Hey, aren't you afraid that one day I will take your soul away." ”
Chen Yumo snorted coldly, and took away the hand that Gu Chongsheng was holding on his shoulder, "Don't worry, my soul will never be taken away by people like you, people like you are just good at lip service, if you really meet a ruthless character, you won't have time to cry." ”
Gu Chongsheng rolled his eyes and ignored it.
Chen Yumo continued: "Then this is the end of the matter?"
"With my understanding of Zhou Papi, this thing is not fun, the good show is still to come, you just wait and see"
After that, Gu Chongsheng went upstairs, and Chen Yumo followed.
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At nine o'clock the next morning, Gu Chongsheng, who was still asleep, was awakened by a violent knock on the door.
Gu Chongsheng squinted and walked to the door and opened the door, it was Zhou Sen, and there was a policewoman standing behind him, whose age was estimated to be twenty-five or sixteen years old, and she was very delicate, and Gu Chongsheng's eyes lit up when she saw her.
Zhou Sen pointed at Gu Chongsheng and said to the policewoman, "Officer Su, this guy not only stole my money, but also kidnapped me last night." ”
The policewoman randomly showed her police officer card to Gu Chongsheng, and Gu Chongsheng learned that the policewoman's name was Su Jingyun, and she was the leader of the criminal investigation team of the Longhai City Police Bureau.
"Mr. Gu, I hope you can cooperate with us. ”
Before Gu Chongsheng could reply, this week he said angrily, "Not only him, but also a woman, these two are accomplices." ”
Hearing Zhou Sen say this, Su Jingyun's eyes probed around Gu Chongsheng's house, and Gu Chongsheng quickly understood what she meant.
He turned his head and shouted into the house, "Yumo, you come out for a while." ”
After a while, Chen Yumo walked out of the bedroom and saw a group of people standing at the door, Chen Yumo's eyes looked at Gu Chongsheng.
Gu Chongsheng scratched his head: "The police asked us to find out more about the situation." Then Gu Chongsheng said to Su Jingyun, "Officer Su, wait a minute, let's change our clothes."
In about fifteen minutes, the two were taken away by Su Jingyun.
At 10 o'clock, Longhai City Police Station, interrogation room.
Su Jingyun looked at Gu Chongsheng and Chen Yumo in front of him, "Do you have anything else to add to Mr. Zhou's accusations?"
Gu Chongsheng sighed slightly, "Officer Su, since you asked so, then I am not satisfied with you, this Mr. Zhou is my boss, and he has always been mentally ill." ”
As soon as Gu Chongsheng's words came out, Zhou Sen on the side opened his teeth and claws, "If you fart, you are mentally ill." ”
"Mr. Zhou, this is the police station, I hope you can speak more civilly, listen to him first before you express your opinion. ”