What if someone unwillingly gains eternal life?

(After all, what would it be like for people to live forever?)

Human beings tend to understand mathematics in proportional form, such as buying a car, which is 200 yuan more expensive, and will not take it seriously.

But when you buy an ice cream for 200 yuan, it will feel unacceptable, but the 200 yuan itself is the same. Nothing has changed.

Human beings even perceive time in this way, and as they grow older, they subjectively feel that time is getting faster and faster, at the age of four, a year is a quarter of his life, and at the age of forty it is one-fortieth.

That is to say, in the subjective consciousness of human beings, everything is irreversibly accelerating, everything is becoming more ephemeral, so with the development of science and technology, human beings break through the shackles of life span and live for millions of years, then it only takes a sigh from sunrise to sunset in his eyes.

And the butterfly is as fast as lightning, and the lightning is so fast that it ends before it even starts.

At this time, he sometimes remembered that millions of years ago in the middle of summer, his young and beautiful mother bought an ice cream at work and ran to him with a smile, every step was a century.

(By the way, the bosom friend said that she is nothing, she is nothing, she is all spirits, she exists anywhere, and she is not anywhere.) ）

(There is no ignorance, there is no end to ignorance, there is no old age and death, and there is no old age and no old death.) There is no suffering to gather and destroy the Tao, there is no wisdom and there is no gain, so there is no gain...... ）

(That...... Isn't she...... ）

"Yo, little monk, thinking about something complicated?"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, the bosom friend squatted quietly in front of Yuan Shan, who closed his eyes and meditated, and tilted his head to look at Yuan Shan.

"Ah, I really can't hide anything from you, the bosom friend. ”

Yuan Shan rubbed his big bald head with both hands, and quipped, "But, girl, how do you know that I am thinking about complicated things?"

"Hee-hee. The bosom friend smiled.

"Look at your bitter gourd face, you can guess it nine times out of ten. ”

......What is the face of bitter gourd? What is the face of bitter gourd? What is the expression of thinking about complicated things?

Even if the bosom friend gave an answer, Wonsun couldn't understand the meaning of her words.

"Ah, you're thinking about it again, aren't you!? Think, think, think, you monks just love to think about these things every day. The Buddha you worship is a stinky virtue. ”

"Hah...... Ha ha...... The girl who provoked me was unhappy, I just didn't want to. ”

Wonsun stood up and prepared to go out for a walk and have dinner.

After all, the food in this temple is really hard to swallow.

Tonight's turnip soup is like pig feed for a donkey in the gutter.

"Ah, you're going out?"

Yuan Shan nodded and said, "Well, the weather is not bad today, and I can't think of a reason, so it's better to go out for a walk." ”

I can't say that it's because the dinner in the temple is so bad that I have to go out to eat fried chicken...... Right?

"Alas~~~?" pulled the long voice, and the bosom friend seemed to believe Yuanshan's nonsense.

"Then, you can bring Xiaohong with you! She is holding back in this temple every day, and she is probably about to fart, right?"

One thing to say, indeed, although Xiaohong, a little girl, is willful, she has been in this temple for so long, and the monks only regarded it as a practice at first.

But as time slowly passed, she became more and more difficult to control, and it was almost to the point of going to the house to reveal the tiles.

Even...... The temple has taken taking care of Xiaohong as a daily practice, and has taken turns to join everyone's duty schedule.

There are also some capable people who think they are determined and take care of Xiaohong as a challenge.

Although this temple is not small, it is a bit too much to imprison a young girl here.

"Okay, I see, bosom friend. ”

Yuanshan turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait!" the bosom friend called out to him.

The thick eyebrows went up and down, and he turned his head.

"Oh, what else?"

I saw that the palm of the bosom friend who had just poked out was slightly bent, and his eyes also looked away, a little embarrassed.

"I ...... Don't tell the abbot about my coming here. ”

Yuanshan's face turned black when he heard his bosom friend's request, and he was still thinking about it just now, and swept away the worries of the cute girl in front of him.

"Well, I understand, I just don't tell him. ”

Why can't the bosom friend tell the abbot about his visit to the temple?

It turns out that it is well known that the abbot of this temple is very lustful, and every time he does it, he goes up to seventy old women and down to eighteen young girls.

As long as he is looking for a method, he will definitely stretch out his salty pig hand and touch two handfuls of other girls.

Although it is not a big deal to touch the place, it is all hands, arms and so on.

But even that's enough to annoy people. And the unflattering thing is that the abbot likes this kind of girl's nasty feeling. When he met those who came back, he was still disappointed!

But having said so much, it's not that the bosom friend doesn't want the abbot to know why he has come.

In fact, the reason why the bosom friend really doesn't want to see the abbot is because the abbot is obviously very lustful, but after seeing himself, he is abnormal, but like a Confucian sage.

If only that's it, the most difficult thing for the bosom friend is that every time the bosom friend sees the abbot, the abbot will be particularly respectful and enthusiastic to ask the bosom friend what he likes to eat.

Bosom friends are not easy to answer, and they always say a few dishes casually.

But when it was time to eat in the evening, everyone was eating vegetarian food and soup rice.

Only the bosom friend alone occupies a large table, and the table is full of dazzling dishes, full of Han and Han people, and it is not at all more than the few dishes he said.

From time to time, there are also some roast suckling pigs, roast ducks, roast whole chickens and the like.

This abbot will offer his bosom friend like a bodhisattva!

Every time I ate, my bosom friend sat alone at the big table in the corner, and the abbot was afraid that her light would not be good, so he took two big searchlights to shine on.

attracted the attention of a group of monks.

It's hard to get the sound of it.

It's no wonder that the bosom friend didn't want to show it to the abbot.

Sometimes, being too enthusiastic can also alienate you from people.

It's like that sentence.

Whatever it is, as long as it's deep enough, it's a knife. ’

"Wow~!I haven't come out to play for a long time!"

Yuanshan grabbed Xiaohong's hand tightly, to be honest, if it weren't for his natural strength, this ordinary person wouldn't be able to hold this little girl.

Seeing Xiaohong's eyes sparkling, Wonsun was also very pleased.

"Let's go, I'll take you to KFC!"

The little hand that was still holding Yuanshan tightly trembled a little.

"Little Bald Donkey...... I...... I feel a little cold......"

The weather forecast says that it is more than 20 degrees today, how can it be cold?

......Don't say it, after Xiaohong said this, Yuanshan also began to feel cold.

"How so? ”

Wonsun looked up at the sun in the sky, there's nothing wrong with it!?

A fiery red sun hung in the sky.

It's just that, when the scorching sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me.

No, Wonsun finally found out that something was wrong.

The sun was still hanging high, but something was setting in the sky.

It was like a crystallization of something, with burrs around it, six horns, like a flower......

It's snowflakes!

How can there be snowflakes in this scorching summer!?

"Don't be so surprised, don't you think the snowflakes are beautiful?"

The man standing in front of him and speaking to Yuanshan had long snow-white hair, willow-like eyebrows, and the words that came out of his flat mouth gave people a gentle and elegant feeling while carrying a little white mist.

And the black pupils embedded in the golden whites of the blue eyeshadow give Wonsun a familiar sense of déjà vu.

A blue-and-white kimono with a snowflake pattern, with a large opening on the chest, revealing the muscles inside.

The mild-mannered man spoke politely.

"When I met for the first time, I was called Snow Zhicheng under the name, that is, in the general population, the 'Snow Girl' was also. ”

Yuanshan was a little puzzled when he heard this. Puzzled: "Snow ...... Female, but donor, what do you think of it, it's all a man?"

Xue Zhicheng listened to Yuanshan's words, just exhaled through his nose and smiled slightly.

"That's a stereotype of us, a narrow view of the world. ”

"It's already this age, as long as I like it, a man can be a woman, a woman can naturally be a man, and even, it's okay if it's not a man or a woman. ”

"Oh...... Oh......" Wonzen sighed as if he had learned something new, followed by another question.

"Then what is the donor looking for me?"

Xue Zhicheng had a smile on his face, and he looked more like a woman than a woman.

"I've come from afar to see you. ”

"Originally, I wanted to kill a few people and lure you out when the time came...... Hehehe. ”

"Maybe this is the guide of fate?"

Wow————!

After hearing this, Yuanshan suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.

I don't know if it's because it's getting colder and colder, or because of the meaning of the words of the woman in front of me.

Seeing that Xiaohong was already shivering a little cold behind her, and she spit out a trace of haze when she spoke, Yuan Shan hurriedly said: "Okay, donor, I've read this too, I'm fine, but I'm not interested in you, if it's done, please go back......"

"Tut-tut......"

Na Xue Zhicheng shook his finger and signaled that what Yuan Shan said was wrong.

"Don't be in such a hurry, look at it, I haven't tried it yet. ”

......What did you try?

Seeing that the tip of Xue Zhicheng's finger condensed into a fist-sized icicle in an instant, he already knew what he was going to try!

The index finger is slightly bent.

Sou!

The icicle flew straight towards Little Red's head, and it was about to hit!

Syllable!

A huge fist smashed the fist-sized ice pick into the air.

With Yuanshan, Xiaohong will never be hurt a little bit.

If you know the purpose of the other party, and you know that the other party will not give up if you do not meet this purpose.

"Really, why is everyone forcing me to do it!?"