"How did Lao Tzu give birth to such a pig brain as you?"

"I'm embarrassed to play with such a few points, don't go out to play on weekends in the future, and study at home obediently for me. ”

"Don't cry in a hurry, go home and see how your dad cleans you up!"

"At first glance, I didn't listen well in class, and I didn't know how to study when I got home, so retribution is coming. ”

"Mom signed you up for two cram schools, don't grind after school in the future, Mom will drive you over ......"

“......”

The voices in the classroom were noisy and chaotic, Lin was wearing a loose blue and white school uniform day and night, bowing his head and twisting his fingers, standing in front of Ji Shanhai with a little weakness, watching him turn through the math books that he had drawn with bells and whistles page by page.

Ji Shanhai seemed to be out of place in this environment, he looked at it while pointing to the pencil drawing on it and said, "This kitten is well drawn, it's very cute." ”

Where is this math book, it's simply a picture album, interspersed between the lines are Lin Tianye's masterpieces.

There was a kitten lying next to the equal difference series, with a crying face under the plane geometry, and the space on the catalog page was the largest, Lin drew the math teacher's angry appearance vividly, Ji Shanhai held up the book, compared it with the math teacher on the podium, nodded and said, "The painting is quite similar." ”

Lin Zhiye's face was already hot enough to fry eggs, she buried her head low, waiting for Ji Shanhai to count her down like other parents.

But Ji Shanhai just pointed to an apple on the footer that she drew with a red ballpoint pen and asked, "Why are you painting apples here?"

“...... I was going to be late that morning and didn't eat breakfast, and I was hungry during class. ”

Ji Shanhai wasn't angry at all, just smiled lowly.

"Are you hungry now?" he winked at her, "I'll take you to hot pot after the parent-teacher conference is over." ”

Lin Tianye nodded frantically, as if he had suddenly broken free from his dejected state, and became lively again: "I want to eat tomato pot!"

In the middle of speaking, the female head teacher wearing glasses called Ji Shanhai out.

"Lin day and night, parents, I want to talk to you alone. ”

Lin Tianye's spirit that finally relaxed became tense again, Ji Shanhai touched her hair and followed the teacher out.

"Hello. He bowed politely.

“...... You're from Lin Day and Night?"

The head teacher looked this excessively young man up and down suspiciously, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like he was the age to be a parent of a student.

"Brother," Ji Shanhai quickly answered, "I'm her brother." ”

"That's right," her teacher pushed her glasses, "I haven't seen her parents come to a parent-teacher conference since she started school." ”

"I'm the same. Ji Shanhai explained calmly, "Her mother is busy with work, and it is not easy for a single-parent family, please forgive me." ”

The head teacher frowned, didn't delay his work on this issue any longer, but said directly: "Have you read her report card?"

Ji Shanhai nodded: "I've seen it." ”

With a full score of five hundred and forty points, she took a total of three hundred and ninety-three, the fifth from the bottom of the class, Ji Shanhai was sitting on her desk at the time, clinging to the dense ranking list and looking for a while before finding Lin Tianye's name, pitifully ranked in the last few columns.

"You don't have anything to say?"

Ji Shanhai's face was not gloomy at all, and he still said slowly: "The child just hasn't found a learning method that suits her, so she is not in a hurry." ”

The head teacher felt that she was simply the emperor who was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry, she took a breath, her tone was rushed and urgent, like a machine gun: "Don't worry, the child will take the high school entrance examination in a short time, but if you look at her results in the last exam, mathematics is sixty-eight, physics is fifty-seven, and chemistry is forty-three!"

Ji Shanhai nodded: "That's good, I passed the math and improved." ”

The head teacher felt that his lungs were about to explode for him: "...... One hundred out of two. ”

"But the child scored 115 in English and 11 in Chinese, both of which are quite good. ”

The head teacher felt that this parent was simply hopeless.

She took out a thin wad of paper from the folder she was holding in her arms: "These are all confiscated by the teacher from Lin Tianye's hands. ”

Ji Shanhai took it and took a look, there was a pencil sketch between the crumpled English reading, the smooth and clean math papers, and the half-written ancient poems, "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island" and "East of the Jieshi, to view the sea" is a pencil sketch.

He looked at it and saw that the man was familiar.

Isn't this the same person who wears a suit shirt and a somewhat comical penguin hat from the Aquarium?

His movements suddenly became anxious, and he couldn't wait to flip through the next one.

Plane geometry, Cartesian coordinate system, chemical equations, physical circuit diagrams, he found his shadow appear in every corner of Lin's test papers and notebooks, and the most she drew was neither an apple nor a kitten, but her own straight suit.

Ji Shanhai's heart moved slightly, and he put away the pages that were either wrinkled or vouchers, and sincerely said thank you to the teacher.

Teacher:???

She sighed: "Anyway, this child of your family has to have a good snack, she herself is still young and ignorant, you have to be responsible for her life!"

Ji Shanhai smiled slightly: "I think it's good that she's happy every day like this now." ”

The head teacher choked him and couldn't speak for a long time.

After a while, she shook her head and said, "There is no one to meet such children and parents......

She dutifully advised: "If she really likes to draw, why don't you try to let her follow the path of an art student, which has low requirements for grades in cultural classes." ”

Ji Shanhai bowed: "Okay, I'll go back and discuss it with her." ”

......

As soon as Lin Tianye saw that Ji Shanhai was called away by the teacher, he quickly grabbed the math book he had just read and flipped through it quickly from beginning to end.

"Whew-" She patted her chest and gasped, the middle page with Ji Shanhai had been torn up by the math teacher and confiscated it, but fortunately he didn't let him see it.

As soon as she stuffed the book back into her desk, she saw Ji Shanhai waving at her at the door.

Lin Tian Ye picked up his schoolbag and trotted over, the plush pendant on the zipper swaying left and right.

"I just said it," he naturally took her hand from the cuff of her school uniform, "Let's go, I'll take you to eat hot pot." ”·