Xiaofeng walked naked on the path in the woods, feeling the wind blowing Ding Ding was so cool while praying not to meet passers-by and be recognized as BT.

After walking for about 30 minutes, I finally saw a building, which seems to be a guesthouse that can often be found in the mountains around Seoul. Pursuing the principle of emergency relief in the rivers and lakes (in fact, thieves do not go empty) After taking (stealing) a set of ill-fitting coats, Xiaofeng embarked on the road to the city of Seoul again.

When Xiaofeng took a hitchhike to Gangbuk-gu in Seoul, it was already 9 o'clock in the evening, and at this time, two huge questions were placed in front of Xiaofeng: What to eat today? Where to live? What a penny to hold down a bastard.

I went to the street to beg, and I couldn't pull this face. Stealing, robbing, Xiaofeng thinks that as a person with a bottom line, you can't do that (why don't you think so when stealing clothes).

Hey, in the end, Xiaofeng finally made up his mind to eat the overlord meal, and the big deal was sent to the police station to solve the accommodation problem by the way, and if you are lucky enough, tomorrow's breakfast can also be solved (where is your festival).

After making up your mind, it's time to look for the target, and if the store is too big, the security guard will be used as a sandbag, and it will be even worse if there is a background related to the black. Although it has an ability, it hurts to be beaten. (You can't win?

After searching for 1 hour, I found an inconspicuous grilled sausage restaurant, which reduced the chance of someone being upset due to its location and few diners. The boss is a kind uncle, he should be easier to talk to, maybe he doesn't want any money when he is happy (that's all you need).

After wandering at the door for 10 minutes, taking a deep breath, Xiao Feng walked into the barbecue sausage shop, aimed at a small private room and walked in, just about to ask the boss to give him some food, only to find the leftovers on the table.

When he turned around and wanted to go out to change the private room, a small body rushed into his arms, Xiaofeng only felt a pain in his heart, and a feeling of sullenness followed.

I'm x, don't I just want to eat a bully meal, how can I run into anything? The little figure fell backwards according to the laws of physics after hitting Xiao Feng, and Xiao Feng reflexively pulled a hand to the little figure, preventing him from falling and at the same time making up for the same position on his chest.

I'm x, this head is so long, is it a horn that hurts so much and vomits blood if you hit it harder, and if you don't get it, you'll be injured internally now (aren't you here to eat the overlord's meal, don't think so out).

Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief only to find that it was a girl who hit him, with pale red cheeks, a shaking body, and a strong smell of wine. I didn't realize that I was going to run into the biggest trouble of my life. Xiaofeng is still trying to see the girl's appearance.

"Miss, are you alright?" Xiao Feng tried to show his gentlemanly demeanor.

"Hiccup, who are you? Why are you holding me? Do you want an autograph? No problem, as much as you want. But you'll have to drink with me. ”

Xiaofeng has a black line in his head, I know who you are, I still want you to sign it, and I want to drink with you, wait, isn't it for nothing to eat when you drink, this can really be had.

I don't care who you are, the world is the most full of food. (Finally leaking your foodie attributes)

"It's okay to drink, I'm the best at drinking. Come sit down and let's drink slowly. Xiao Feng replied happily.

After helping the strange girl sit down, Xiaofeng immediately turned on the foodie mode and ingested the food. And the strange girl was drinking soju cup by cup.

After Xiaofeng swept the food on the table and felt that she was half full, she began to chat with the strange girl without a match.

"Why do you drink so much wine?

"Do you have ideals?" the girl asked abruptly, and before Xiaofeng could answer, the girl said to herself: "I have fought for my ideals and career for my whole youth, and in the end, my sisters fell out, and I also had a big conflict with my family. I'm really tired, and I want to find someone I can rely on to help me with it, even if it's just to listen to me. But why do they all approach me with this and that purpose? ”

Xiaofeng looked at the drunk on the other side like a neuropath, and said in his heart that he had met an extremely narcissistic person. You are not very beautiful, you are not very rich in clothes and eating here, and you are approached with purpose. I'll just hehe.

"Look at what you see. You're not a good person, don't you just want to sign, where you can sign with a pen and paper? The girl exclaimed.

Xiaofeng wants to cry without tears, no matter how much she eats, she can get a nervous disorder.

"Does Uncle have a pen?" the girl shouted to the owner of the shop when she saw that Xiaofeng did not answer.

The owner of the small shop took out a signature pen and put it on the table, Xiaofeng was speechless again, what are you doing when you are going to open a restaurant. The drunkard is crazy, and you are still crazy with her, this is the rhythm of lying down the gun.

Under Xiao Feng's stunned gaze, the drunk picked up the pen and wrote a few words on Xiao Feng's ill-fitting clothes.

Xiaofeng looked at it and found that he didn't know it, and then he found that his only set of clothes (the stolen ones didn't fit well) was also destroyed. When he was debating whether to let the girl pay him, the girl fell drunk on the table.

"Hey, wake up! No, you settle the bill and go back to sleep. Xiaofeng couldn't wake up the girl, as long as she took the girl's wallet and settled the account.

Holding the girl's mobile phone, she tried to contact her relatives and friends to take the drunk away, but what made him extremely distressed was that the phone had a password.

"Hey, who made me eat people with a short mouth?" After trying to get the password out of the drunken cat's mouth without success, Xiaofeng helplessly thought to Xiaofeng, who was walking on the street with a drunk on his back.

One misstep became a thousand years of hatred, although it solved the problem of eating, but it found himself a bigger problem.

Adhering to the principle of being a good person to the end, Xiaofeng began to look for a hotel where she could spend the night. After walking for 20 minutes, I found a couple's hotel, although the drunkard is not heavy, but it also made Xiaofeng tired enough not long after taking over the body.

"Boss, open two rooms. Xiao Feng said while panting.

"Your two resident registration cards. The boss said in surprise. (A man and a woman go to the love hotel to ask for two rooms, you are surprised).

Xiaofeng was sweating, because she didn't have any documents. So he said flatteringly: "Boss, I just lost my documents and haven't come to reapply for them, please be accommodating." ”

"I'm sorry, one certificate and one room have been checked too tightly recently. If you go out without documents, you won't send it. The boss came back leisurely while drinking tea.

Xiao Feng felt that the whole world had abandoned him, was he fighting with a certain great god. Nothing has been smooth since the soul pierced.

When Xiaofeng felt sorry for herself, the innkeeper said, "Did you lose your girlfriend's ID too? I didn't see you at dinner just now, so you asked your girlfriend to drink less. ”

Xiaofeng looked at the innkeeper in surprise, how did he know about the meal just now. Isn't it

The boss didn't care what Xiaofeng was thinking, and said to himself: "I was eating there just now, hurry up and bring the documents." It is said that Lee's grilled sausage is delicious, and you will never get tired of eating it, with a glass of soju. ”

Xiao Feng's head has a black line, this person's crooked building ability is too strong. Hurriedly threw the drunk cat on the couch in the lobby and took out her documents from her kun bag. Finally got the room key.

After throwing the drunk cat on the waterbed, Xiaofeng sat on the ground weakly. I wish all of this was a dream.,I'm now on the road to comics.,Gagman is not a comic.。

Looking at the drunk cat on the bed, I felt that I still had to live, and the drunk people slept so soundly, it was time for me to sleep. Now I really don't have the energy to discuss whether it is a beast or a beast, so let's wash and sleep.

Xiaofeng walked into the bathroom and wanted to solve the physiological problem and wash up and live on the ground for a night, (ask why don't you sleep on the sofa, because there is not).

When Xiaofeng was just about to take off his pants and shout, the bathroom door suddenly opened from the outside, and the drunk cat who was lying on the bed rushed in and gave Xiaofeng a hood. The smell of vomit instantly permeated the small bathroom, which was disgusting. After the drunken cat vomited, he rinsed his mouth like a nobody, washed his mouth, and then fell back on the bed.

Xiaofeng went away in an instant, and had the intention to go out and PK with the drunken cat, but when she thought that the drunken cat was a woman, and it seemed to be good, she died down.

"Hey!" After sighing, Xiaofeng could only admit that he was unlucky. After solving the physiological problem, take off the clothes that have been vomited dirty and wrap yourself around the lower body with a large towel. After the clothes were rinsed in the basin a few times, he went out of the bathroom, looked at the drunk cat who fell on the bed speechlessly, and silently picked up the blanket that was pressed under the drunk cat and prepared to sleep.

When Xiaofeng fell to the ground and was about to fall asleep in a daze, she suddenly heard someone shouting: "Hello everyone, we are a girl's generation, we were a girl's generation in the past, we are a girl's generation now, and the future is still a girl's generation." "The one that scared Xiaofeng turned out to be a drunken cat talking in a dream, and it was a wonder that he could talk in a dream so much. But what era did she just shout, don't be sleepy or sleep.

Xiaofeng wanted to go to sleep but heard the drunk cat crying, I can't let people sleep. Isn't it just to eat your meal, as for letting me pay it back like this? Forget it, you cry and I sleep with me, just like you are singing a lullaby.

This damn day, when the hell is my cup life going to be a head.