Chapter 855: True Sycophant
Yuna doesn't know when she fell asleep, but when she woke up in the morning, there was no one in the room, but that's fine, but why is it okay?
Then Yun'er began to use her cerebellum, constantly discovering the things she wanted to forget last night, as if she was chasing Li Menglong to bite, as if she had become a female madman, and it seemed that she took the initiative to grab Li Menglong's hand......
Finally recalled the most essential paragraph, Yun'er let out a meaningless scream while pouring directly onto the quilt, and then the two long legs kept shaking in mid-air, and ordinary men would definitely feel "dizzy" when they saw it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yun'er also really feels faceless, especially after being able to fully remember the whole thing, is there anything wrong with Li Menglong's handling of this matter? No, at most, when Yun'er holds his hand, he can completely resist.
But it's reasonable for people not to resist, after all, in that case, if it were Yun'er, she would be stupid there, but yesterday she was crazy and crazy? Dare to do anything? Will Li Menglong suspect that she is a little silver baby?
Yun'a, who was thinking about it, was weirdly quiet again, and then hit her head against the mattress, because she remembered it again, and it seemed that she had told it in front of the girls!
"I really can't live! let me die!" Yuna wailed twice in the room and found that no one paid attention to her, and then moved to the staircase on the second floor, after all, it is not necessary to show outsiders if you are looking for death, otherwise it would be good if so many suicides every year would find a place with fewer people, and those who were brave and brave.
Holding the wooden railing with one hand, he stretched out through the gap in the middle of his head, and he could see part of the kitchen and living room, where the girls and Li Menglong were there, as if they were having breakfast.
cleaned up his throat, and wailing also had to be in good physical condition: "The days can't pass, let me go, don't come over and stop me, it's useless!"
Yuna can't see everyone's expressions because it's a top-down perspective, and if she can see it, maybe she will really jump, because now except for Xu Xian and Li Menglong, the expressions of the other girls are all impatient!
It's not that I'm tired of Yun'er, it's just that I'm eating, can't I wait until I'm done to play with you? Besides, Yun'er is also a singer, and her voice is at least speechless, so everyone hears Yun'er shouting in the room, but they don't bother to pay attention to it.
But even so, Yuna is going to "seek death", and everyone can't point at Yuna on the first floor and shout loudly, although Kim Taeyeon wants to say: You are jumping......
With food still chewing in her mouth, Kim Tae-yeon couldn't bear to listen to Yuna's wailing, and she was almost ready to record an album in two days, so she couldn't waste her voice so much, so she took the initiative to go up.
But then the other girls were called up one after another, and finally even Li Menglong was summoned, which made him a little worried, Yun'er, this girl didn't really want to do anything, she wouldn't do it!
With Yun'er's thickness, if she hit a wall on impulse yesterday, bite her finger and write a bloody letter or something, it would have been said in the past, but she should be calm this morning, and jumping off the building again is not her style.
It's just that as soon as Li Menglong came up, he knew that he was thinking too much, or that he forgot that the way the girls opened things couldn't be handled with common sense, so although the scene in front of him was absurd, it was also in line with the girls' consistent style.
I saw Yun'er lying on the floor, showing off her good figure, but this is not the point, Yun'er's proudest peerless face is now difficult to even give a front, because her head is stuck by two columns.
This kind of thing is not uncommon, after all, many places are easy to squeeze in and difficult to get out, especially drilling railings, but it is more funny for such a big person to make such a low-level mistake when he is still a big star.
"Otherwise, this will be Yun'er's personal skill in the future, maybe it will become popular!" Li Menglong was very unscrupulous and added fuel and vinegar to the back.
Although Yuna couldn't see Lee Menglong, she could hear it, and she couldn't care about the shyness of the new and old hatreds together, and the jade leg swayed directly, so Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon on the side suffered from it.
When Yun'er was punished by being spanked, Li Menglong couldn't watch the excitement anymore, and he would have to go to work in a while: "It stands to reason that the head can pass, and the body can pass!"
"And then, really let Yuna jump from the second floor?" Li Shungui, who was touching Yuna's ass for a while, said speechlessly, they don't want today's headlines to become: Big star Lin Yuna jumped from the second floor of her house!
"You can pounce on something below, and then you should hit the ground first with your face, right? Yun'er's thickness of the skin won't be dangerous!"
"Li Menglong!" Yun'er wanted to kick her feet again, but she endured it after taking care of Li Shungui and the others.
"Okay, I'll just go get a saw and see off that section of the railing!" Li Menglong stopped joking, and brought a piece of bread to cushion the girl's stomach when he came up.
A small railing, sawed up in minutes, but in this minute, something happened that Yun'er didn't want to see, and it could even be said that it was even more embarrassing than yesterday.
If last night's events were a little pink, now they are a little yellow, and if last night's events were ambiguous and fragrant, now they are a bit pungent, spicy to the eyes.
As for the thing itself, it's just an action, everyone has to do it many times a day, but it's just that they usually find a place where no one is, and sometimes they even have to be deliberately patient.
It's just that Yoona really can't help it, or that the gastrointestinal exercise in the morning is better, and Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon have been inhumanely stimulating her ass, and it's really not a very unexpected thing to fart carelessly.
However, there are many types of farts, the so-called loud farts don't stink, stinky farts don't make sounds, Yun'er played for a long time today, and developed a third kind of loud and smelly fart, with that "poof" sound, Li Shungui, who was facing Yun'er's buttocks, immediately turned green.
In particular, she could even feel a fresh breeze blowing in her face, although it was not such a disgusting thing to say that farts were not such a disgusting thing, but did anyone use their faces to catch farts on other people's butts? Lee Soon-gyu did it today, especially the lingering afterglow that lasted for a long time.
Li Shungui didn't care about beating Yun'er, so he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom, as for whether she could spit out something, it depended on her mental capacity, in fact, the physiological stimulation was not so great.
Although the girls around them were not as directly impacted as Lee Soon-gyu, the shock wave of chemical weapons was still poisoning them, and they all covered their mouths and noses and retreated far away.
"Lin Yun'er, what did you eat last night?" This is the initial and biggest question of the girls, it is really that the level of this fart is too inconsistent with the image of Yun's goddess.
It's just that Yun'er has time to reply to them, Yun'er has already regretted it, why didn't she jump directly from the upstairs in the morning, and she still came here to continue to be embarrassed, this is just as embarrassing as last night's convulsions, but one is active and the other is passive.
Yun'er feels that in her more than 20 years of life, today can definitely be regarded as the most embarrassing day, from last night to this morning, Yun'er doesn't even know if there is still night, but these two things are enough, let her Lin Yun'er die gorgeously!
Just when Yun'er was disheartened, she heard a very rhythmic voice in her ears, and just about to turn her head, she heard Li Menglong's scolding: "Don't move, see the railing, it'll be fine right away!"
Li Menglong's originally extremely annoying voice is now like a fairy music, at least giving Yun'er a reason to continue living: There are still people who don't dislike me!
Other girls look at Li Menglong's calm appearance and admire it, if Li Menglong is still single, everyone has to wonder if he is dying for love, as for this kind of thing, the degree of emotion for girls is much more touching than sending flowers, eating, and playing romance.
"If you love someone, you have to face her ass calmly!" Kim Taeyeon summed up directly and whispered after thinking about it, but then it felt like a good selling point: "Otherwise, you can use this bridge in a TV series!"
"Look?" Li Menglong said angrily, and then protected Yun'er's head and drilled out of the gap: "Okay, Xiaoxian clean this up, do whatever you have to do!"
Looking at Li Menglong's calm back, Yun'er was really moved, what is friendship? This is called friendship, although it is said that it is still far from love, but Yun'er does not shy away from expressing her feelings: "If Shun Guioni kicks you in the future, oppa can consider me!"
"Well, if you're still single by then, let's just spend it together!" Li Menglong replied very perfunctorily, and many words that can be said in name mean that at least there are no dark thoughts, so he can be regarded as relieved.
"What's the point of living with this sycophant!" Xiuying directly accentuated her tone on the fart, and then looked at Li Menglong with anticipation: "With me! I have all the advantages they have!"
"Well, you'll be with you then!"
"Get out! It's not enough to be an old girl, right?
Li Shungui really has a shadow on Yun'er now, looking at this girl, the tip of her own nose seems to be inexplicably wafting that smell out of thin air: "Ah, Lin Yun'er! Don't come here......"
"When the time comes, you will be with you!" Li Menglong turned around and pressed Xu Xian's head and said, the girl was satisfied and began to prepare to clean, but Xu Xian was also a little afraid of the heavily polluted area.