Jiang Chen bought a set of Tiancheng Jiazhu Yayuan Villa, and he was in a good mood.

At night, he still drove the low-key Phaeton W12 to pick up Yang Yiyi.

Yang Yiyi was a little distressed when she saw Jiang Chen.

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Chen said strangely.

"Today, we held an event to let a senior brother of a financial central enterprise go back to school to give a lecture, and as a result, he insisted on changing my WeChat and kept sending me messages. ”

Yang Yiyi was a little depressed: "What about me? I just became the president of the freshman student union, and I can't afford not to pay for this kind of thing." But I hate this guy. ”

Jiang Chen smiled.

I can't see that Yang Yiyi, this girl, is still enough.

I didn't get fooled.

Not bad.

"Why do you hate him?"

Jiang Chen smiled: "It sounds like a financial central enterprise is not bad." ”

"Cut~~"

Yang Yiyi pouted and said, "Although I was only admitted to university, I have been with Brother Chen for a while, so I am not a fool." If you have seen someone, you look at this person. ”

She handed Jiang Chen the phone.

Jiang Chen took a look.

Yoh?

This person's name is Jing Xi, yes.

It's quite foolable.

It's a bit like Kim Dong, it's not about looks, it's about dressing.

Image management, this goods seriously refer to Jindong, elite style.

Self-introduction: Working in the financial street, financial central enterprises.

Jiang Chen pouted.

Anyone who starts with this kind of self-introduction is basically pretending.

As far as he knows, those that are generally called financial central enterprises are generally second-level companies or even third-level companies of central enterprises, after all, how can the headquarters of central enterprises hold so many people? They are all trusts and funds under the headquarters, and if it is the head office of a big bank, it will directly say that the head office of X is the head office.

From his selfie image photo, you can see that wherever this product goes, it is all in a suit, and sometimes he will bring a three-piece set when taking pictures, which is quite inside.

Wear big cards, use big cards, show big names, and despise others for not using big names.

Leave a message in the circle of friends.

"I don't really understand, why do some people love to wear Hongxing Erke? This kind of stall is a Chinese imitation of an international brand, and it has a copycat atmosphere everywhere, and LOW has exploded! Obviously, Adinike is cheap to the price of cabbage, why do you still buy domestic products! Incredible!"

Below, there is Jiugongge, showing off his collection of 9 pairs of brand-name shoes. Among them, coconut shoes and other expensive ones can be seen.

At the bottom, there are a lot of girls who like it.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Sure enough, the breath of pretending to be a dog came to the face!

In a country with more than one billion people and an income of less than 1,000, some people are crazy about preaching, why are you still wearing domestic products and not Adinaike?

This TM Pratt & Whitney Emperor "The common people have nothing to eat, why don't they eat meat porridge?"

You knowingly asked!

Why don't you give everyone a pair of Adinaikes?

"This person is so disgusting. ”

Yang Yiyi said coldly.

"Oh, there's more. ”

Jiang Chen flipped down the circle of friends and found that this person really likes to post.

But he never posts his family, and he can never see whether he is married and has children, and there are absolutely no photos of his wife and children.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Hehe, sinister intentions, scumbag style.

If you don't bask your family, what do you do?

Dry meat!

This person especially likes to dry meat!

likes to post photos of his upper body, fitness, and various sweaty muscles, and he can be seen to have six-pack abs. Sometimes I don't mind sending out my pants to the circle of friends.

But how poisonous is Jiang Chen's vision?

You can see it at a glance~~

His muscles, that's it, feel like they're drawn!

That's right!

Straight male single dogs, I'm afraid I don't know a fact, it's a lot of muscle photos of fitness frenzy circle of friends, in fact... It can be done later!

For example, the CCTV host, the photo of showing off his muscles, uses matte shadows, which looks very awesome.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Hemp eggs!

This forced king, the purpose of fitness, is to show off and pretend to be forced and flirtatious, right?

But such a flirtatious girl seems to be quite efficient.

After all, many low-key boys, such as Jiang Chen himself, don't post photos for fitness. The girls don't have X-ray eyes, how do you know that you are in good shape?

Jiang Chen saw that under a picture, there was a girl questioning this person's show.

"Fitness is fitness, why do you have to send it out? Isn't this showing off?"

Maybe the girl is an ugly girl, this person has no scruples, sneered, and unceremoniously replied: "This is the trace of the elite men's body management in our financial circle! ”

This product, super confident, you tease him, he wants to DISS you!

Jiang Chen: It's not good, this person's real figure has a fight with Xiao Yueyue!

In short, it can be seen in the total circle of friends that this person is not only a little taller, handsome, a little muscular, rich...

That's really watery~~

With Jiang Chen's ability to be a senior scumbag connoisseur and a connoisseur, it can be seen at a glance that this person will not be too rich.

Jiang Chen himself is a super rich man, so he can easily identify this kind of pretending rich person, although on the surface he can deceive many people who don't know the truth, but in Jiang Chen he is strict, and there are ridiculous loopholes everywhere.

Like what~~

He drives a luxury car and often shows off.

Maserati!

When ordinary people hear it, I wipe the luxury car.

But Jiang Chen knew it at a glance.

This car is actually a Maserati Geberit.

That's Maserati's cheapest, entry-level car!

The cheapest, landing price, but 700,000!

But it's very bluffing.

Especially those girls who are not deeply involved in the world, and the little beauties in the financial circle who have just graduated from college, will be dizzy when they see Fu Fu coming to her in a Maserati and wearing a suit and leather shoes, and they think it is Prince Charming.

Riding a white horse, it is not the same as the prince, but it may also be Tang Seng!

Winged ones don't have to be angels, maybe birdmen!

Another example is ~~

This product was in the circle of friends and posted a photo.

A very popular star, a photo of a concert.

In order to increase the temperament of youth, not to be positioned as a "greasy old dog", to go to an idol concert, you must buy a seat in the front row, you must show off the ticket price, plus your own somewhat old face, and the copywriting is also very sensational: "I ran away for half my life, and I still am a teenager when I return." ”

After Jiang Chen finished reading it, he almost laughed out loud.

It's really a pretending atmosphere.

At this time~~

Yang Yiyi's phone rang suddenly.

It's that man!

His name is "Jingxi"!

Jingxi called.

Yang Yiyi looked disgusted, after being with Jiang Chen, she had seen all good things, and she was very immune to this kind of pretending to be a man.

Jiang Chen called her: "Take it." Even if you do a good deed every day, you will eliminate harm for the people. ”

Yang Yiyi burst out laughing.

I already understand it in seconds.

Jiang Chen, it's time to make a move.

Jiang Chen: I'm doing this not for anything else, but for my brothers! The little beauties in the world can't be harmed by such people.

Yang Yiyi picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Yiyi?"

Jing Xi looked at the mature face of his senior brother, and said softly, "Have you eaten?"

"Senior brother, you and I just met today, so let's eat together, is it appropriate?"

Yang Yiyi teased.

"That's right. "Jing Xi.

Yang Yiyi looked at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen nodded.

Yang Yiyi said: "But I, tonight, I made an appointment with another senior brother for dinner." ”

"What?"

When Jing Xi heard this, he was shocked and angry.

He returned to his alma mater today to participate in the forum activities, but he didn't expect it, and his eyes lit up!

I saw Yang Yiyi!

Yang Yiyi is the kind of fairy-level beauty, a freshman, the kind of beauty who is beautiful and immortal.

Freshmen are generally a bit earthy, but Yang Yiyi is different.

As soon as she entered the gate of the Imperial Capital University, she became the recognized school flower in the school. From seniors to freshmen, no one disputes this.

Some people say that Yang Yiyi is the most temperamental and beautiful school flower in the imperial capital for a hundred years.

Jing Xi thought that Yang Yiyi had just entered the school on the second day, and he had already known him, and he was the first to get there, fast enough, who would have thought that "Xiaohe only showed sharp corners, and dragonflies had already stood on their heads"?

She, actually has a senior brother appointment?

"Who?"

Jing Xi said angrily: "Yiyi, I can tell you, the society is sinister these days, don't believe those men who look glamorous on the surface, but in fact have no money, most of them are rich and handsome, but they are actually all compared to water!"

Yang Yiyi almost burst out laughing.

She said deliberately: "In that case, senior brother, you have always said that you are rich and handsome, are you also mixed with water?"

"This~"

Jing Xi was embarrassed all of a sudden.

Hemp eggs!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻！

How can you ask me such a question!

Heart-piercing!

"Haha, Senior Sister Yiyi, you are so humorous. Although I'm not rich and handsome, I'm at least much more reliable than some people who pretend to be forced. ”

Jing Xi boasted.

"Really?"

Yang Yiyi said slowly: "Then come here, we are eating now." ”

"Eat?"

Jing Xi's spirit came: "Don't let him fool around! What a broken place? How about I take you to eat at the most exclusive restaurant in the imperial capital?"

"What restaurant?"

Yang Yiyi asked deliberately.

"It's a new honor!"

Jing Xi originally thought that Xinrong remembered that it was expensive to die, and it was a few thousand bigger for two people to eat, which was a bit painful~~

But in order to pick up girls and flirt with girls, just go out and forget it!

Damn, see how you compare to me?

He went directly to the highest new Rong Ji!

It's a win!

Jiang Chen and Yang Yiyi glanced at each other and smiled.

Jiang Chen was noncommittal, picked up the cup and took a sip.

Yang Yiyi couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, I've heard of Xinrongji." Then you set the position first, I'll wait for your news. ”

She hung up directly.

Jingxi is in good spirits!

There is a door!

Haha, look at me as a master of pickling up girls, Gao Fu Shuai made a move, and poured this little sister in the imperial capital into a bubble.

The wife next to him was watching TV, and he suddenly became excited: "What are you doing?"

"Oh, wife, I have something to do with my unit, and I want to ask you for a leave. ”

Jing Xi stood up and put on a three-piece suit of pretending to be an artifact, and wore leather shoes: "I want to go back to the unit immediately." ”

“？？？”

My wife was dissatisfied: "What's the matter with your funds? ”

"Well, I can't help it. ”

Jing Xi said helplessly: "Work, it's all for this family." ”

The wife had no choice but to wave his hand and let him go.

Jing Xi ran away with a smoke.

Get on his Maserati and hit the road!

While walking, I called Xin Rong Ji.

"Hey, I'm going to book a box. ”

"Nope. ”

"Then ~~ set a hall?"

"Neither!"

“？？？”

Jing Xi looked embarrassed: "What else, as long as you can eat, 2 people!"

"I'm sorry. ”

The waiter said politely: "We are full tonight, and now we have made an appointment, and we have already gone after the 200th, so it shouldn't be possible tonight, sir." ”

Jing Xi: "..."

Hemp eggs!

It's awkward.

He could only call Yang Yiyi and coughed: "Yiyi, actually, I usually go to Xinrongji, and I go too much." But today, unfortunately, the new Rongji is actually full. You don't know, the catering situation in the imperial capital is really hot. No, I'll change it......"

He boasted again.

Behold.

Yang Yiyi said lightly: "Oh, no need, my senior brother has already booked a private room." The best private room, we have already tasted tea here, you can just come. ”

Jing Xi, who was gushing endlessly and pretending to be forced: "..."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻！

Hemp eggs!

It's already set, but let me decide?

Am I not pretending to be forced to lift a stone and shoot myself in the foot?

It's tragic.