Chapter 24: Young man, guess the old man understands rap?

In the midst of chaos.

As the last trace of sweetness of the peak gum in Li Shixin's mouth disappeared, his whole person was like being instantly drained of all his strength by a pair of invisible big hands!

In the next second, Li Shixin felt the soreness all over his body, like a flood.

"Hey, don't do that, have something to say!"

Zhao Jinzhi was wrapped up in the flow of people, and as soon as she let out an exclamation, she felt that her hand was being held.

But just now I was led by the big hand in that pair of hands, and just before I had time to see that the owner of that hand was the old man who was running, the whole arm sank!

"Don't squeeze, someone has fainted!"

Seeing Li Shixin's eyes roll and fall straight on his back, Zhao Jinzhi screamed in a panic.

A group of old men had just crossed the runway.

As soon as they heard that something had happened to them, they all stopped.

On the other side of the runway, the boys and girls who had already set up a posture and were ready to fight with the old man were also fluted.

In fact, no one wanted to really do it, but things got stuck here, and they made a full posture.

When I saw that something was really wrong, I panicked.

The crowd quickly retreated.

The juvenile group and the elderly group were clearly distinguished, and Li Shixin, who was lying on the ground, was surrounded in a circle, but they no longer shouted for life and death.

"Big brother, old brother, are you okay?" Zhao Jinzhi's hand was still tightly grasped by Li Shixin.

Looking at Li Shixin, who was sweating on the ground, with a painful expression, foaming at the mouth, and his limbs were still twitching, Zhao Jinzhi was so frightened that tears came out.

"This old man, is he crazy?"

"No, I think it's like a heart attack. ”

"Oh, this has nothing to do with us, it's the old man over there. ”

"Hey, how can you talk! If it weren't for you little cubs, would this have happened? I'll tell you, if this old brother has a good one, none of you will want to run!"

"I think this looks like a stroke! Big girl, why don't you quickly pinch him?"

Surrounded by everyone in the middle, Zhao Jinzhi reacted.

He raised Li Shixin's head slightly, pressed his thumb Li Shixin's middle, and said with a crying voice: "Brother, don't scare people! What's wrong with you? I said don't patronize here to watch the excitement, hurry up and call 120!"

Zhao Jinzhi pressed her finger on Li Shixin's person, and turned around and yelled at the crowd of onlookers.

"No... No, you don't!"

At this moment, a big hand as cold as a withered branch grabbed Zhao Jinzhi's arm.

At this time, Li Shixin hated the system to death.

What is it?

Bah!

Too irresponsible!

The things that are exchanged only explain the efficacy, so why write down the side effects?

This peak chewing gum is very refreshing when you eat it, but I don't say that after the effect disappears, all the previous exercise effects are added together!

Doesn't this fool your father?

"Big brother!" Seeing Li Shixin raise his body with difficulty, Zhao Jinzhi hurriedly helped him into his arms, "You hold on for a while, they have already called 120, and the ambulance will arrive soon." ”

"No, big... Girl, put the ... Medicine, give it to me. ”

"Oh, oh! Okay!" Hearing that Li Shixin had medicine in his pocket, Zhao Jinzhi hurriedly went to look through it, but saw that it seemed to be a small bottle of Yida chewing gum, and then opened it, and a smell of chewing gum spread, Zhao Jinzhi was stunned.

"Take one and give it to me. Li Shixin weakly raised his finger and clicked on the "medicine bottle".

With suspicion, Zhao Jinzhi stuffed a piece of chewing gum into his mouth.

1.2.3......

"Oh! I said you can't talk about anything, you're all so old and you're moving your hands and feet, and you're all living dogs!"

Looking at the old man who was angry one second ago and was about to die, the next second he stood up and broke free from his arms and stood up, Zhao Jinzhi was stunned.

I can't help but Zhao Jinzhi is stunned, and the old man and old lady of the entire elderly group are stunned!

", old brother, dare you pretended to be here just now!"

"No, brother, your routine is not right! We are in a group, why did you still touch the porcelain and touch the friendly army!"

After a brief period of consternation, the senior group suddenly burst into dissatisfaction. The teenager group on the side is cola;

"Alas, there is finally a sensible old man, the uncle is fine, if they don't take you to play in the future, we welcome you to join!"

"Wow, grandpa, I adore you so much!"

"Being in Cao Ying, my heart is in Han!

Li Shixin's old face turned around, "What a fart! I haven't talked about you young people yet, just play rap and play rap, what kind of snacky things do you say? There are no old people in your family, or will you not grow old in the future? Look at the words you drag, can older people like to listen to them?"

The smile on the face of the junior group, who had just gained momentum, stiffened.

After a period of silence, the guy who rapped just now cut off, "Grandpa, do you know what rap is?

“???”

Li Shixin took a deep look at the young man.

Young man, so young.

Young to childish!

If you don't let you see it today, I'm afraid you don't know that your uncle almost stepped on the strength of CXK back then!

"Young man, if I understand what you say?" Li Shixin pushed away Zhao Jinzhi beside him and walked in front of the young man.

Looking at Li Shixin, who had a small flat head, wore a gray jacket, fat blue cloth pants, and stepped on a pair of old Beijing cloth shoes, the youth group collectively let out a burst of laughter after being silent for a while.

"Grandpa, if you say that you know Grandma and we still believe it, rap? ”

"That's it, or you can give me a paragraph, and I'll see how you understand the law? If you say yes, we won't fight with you in the future, and you won't be robbing you, and the land on both sides of the runway will all belong to you, right?"

"What do you say?" Li Shixin raised his eyebrows.

"BABALA-DYE IS THE CAPTAIN OF OUR CHILDREN'S PALACE CHASING THE WIND YOUTH TEAM, AND WHAT HE SAYS REPRESENTS US. ”

"Cheng!" Li Shixin straightened up, "bring the microphone to your uncle." ”

The rap boy held back a smile and handed the microphone in his hand, which he wanted to use as a weapon to defend against the enemy, to Li Shixin. At the end, he made a very six-plus-one gesture: "Uncle, the rap has to be accompanied by a tune, what do you want, I'll play it for you." ”

Holding the long-lost microphone in his hand, Li Shixin sighed with emotion.

"Whatever, it's all the same. ”

"Hey, Nacheng, you're too old to keep up with the fast pace, I'll give you a little soothing, don't say that we embarrass the elderly, right?"

"Captain's angry!"

"Generosity!"

"Come on, grandpa, people are optimistic about you. Hee-hee......"

Ignoring the wave of ridicule from the youth group, as Dye let go of the speaker, a dynamic but soothing BGM sounded, and Li Shixin picked up the microphone.

Dotting the runway with his toes, Li Shixin's whole body swayed gently with the rhythm of the music, stuck the point of the music in his heart, and as the BGM entered the state, he spoke.

“Yeah, For those of you that want to know what we're all about。 Welcome to the 98 Gongti Square at night, here is MC your uncle. Next, I will rule this land of freedom!"

Hearing Li Shixin's opening, all the young people in the youth group were stunned.

, this low, magnetic voice?

This uncle seems to have something!

“OU ready?OK...... Let's go!”

At this time, the music officially enters the main melody!

"There are too many tragedies in this life. Ever since we were out of the mother's body, we had to face the cold air, and the weak baby was grabbed and carried around by huge palms in the ward, so every time we cried~ it was a malicious ...... from the world"

"We fell to the ground, and we came to that end. The universe is full of life, life and death, birth, old age, sickness and death are the law, and no one can reverse it. But you are too simple, young man, and you don't know the difficulties of the world. I can't ask for it, I will resent, and the five yin will love and part....."

"Laughing at other people's wrinkles? You don't have that credential. Born as a human being, this world is not all for himself, and every knife and axe on his face has recorded sorrows and joys......

The music continued, and Li Shixin's hands were swinging.

On the east side of the runway, teenagers opened their mouths wide.

On the west side of the runway, all the elderly people had solemn faces.