Chapter 274: Aunt Misunderstood
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The dormitory manager and aunt are very strict, but no matter how strict they are, they can't stand Gao Mu's boastful language in one go.
Coupled with Tong Mengyao's tacit cooperation, Gao Mu was lucky and stepped into the girls' dormitory again.
Unlike when I first came, the current women's dormitory has completely become a daughter country, and all kinds of adrenaline-stimulating beauties are emerging.
And the arrival of Gao Mu is like a daughter country breaking into Tang Seng, and the meat is expensive for a while.
Helping to carry things to the corridor on the fifth floor, Gao Mu didn't move on, after all, it was very inconvenient now, he was lucky to be here, and it was not very suitable to go any further.
God knows if you will see things that you shouldn't see, and the long needle eye is secondary, and the meat compensation will be troublesome.
What kind of state is in their bedroom now, Tong Mengyao knows it too well, and she also knows that she can't invite Gao Mu directly into the bedroom.
However, after taking over the things again, she still said to Gao Mu: "You wait for me here." ”
Without further ado, he walked to the bedroom as quickly as he could, and after about two minutes, he reappeared in front of Gao Mu.
The two hands are hidden behind their backs, slightly twisted.
"What's wrong? What are you trying to say, or is there something for me?"
Gao Mu leaned on the railing of the stairs, tiptoeing, and tried to look behind Tong Mengyao.
"Well, I see you have sunburns on your neck and face. I've got one here, well, half a sunscreen, you can use it first!"
The hand stretched out from behind it, it was indeed half a sunscreen, but the brand was not simple, it turned out to be Dior.
As always, the impression is that Tong Mengyao's daily use is not bad, and it reflects the superiority of family conditions all the time.
"Give it to me, what should you do yourself?"
It doesn't matter if some men tan some, not all women can handle tanning.
Most of the public's aesthetics are still white and ugly, so Sun Protection Tong Mengyao needs more.
"How is it possible, I have others. ”
Tong Mengyao smiled.
"Is it new, undismantled?" Gao Mu teased: "Give me half of the used one, and I use the brand new one that has not been dismantled, the sincerity is not enough!"
"No, no, this brand works very well, you can try it. ”
I don't know the truth of Gao Mu's meaning, Tong Mengyao is anxious.
"I'm kidding, I still know DIOR, such a good thing, you should keep it for yourself. I'm such a big man, forget it! But I appreciate your kindness. ”
Gao Mu's hand was also behind his back, and he had no intention of picking up the sunscreen.
"Why, is it disgusting that there is only half of it?"
Tong Mengyao really saw that Gao Mu was choking enough, so she had the idea of giving him sunscreen.
"No, half a stick is not cheap, I won't dislike it. I just feel like you need it more than I do. ”
Sunscreen, sunscreen lotion, sunscreen spray and other sunscreen series of things are standard on the military training ground many years later, but they are still rare.
Most of the classmates don't have it, girls are not popular, and boys are even more not, from a man's point of view, this thing should belong to women.
Men, it's just a little more masculine when it's sunburned.
"Okay. ”
Disappointed to withdraw half of the sunscreen, Tong Mengyao's mood was a little low.
"Try to use the good stuff yourself. Gao Mu smiled and comforted: "Thank you for the reminder, I'll go buy a sunscreen lotion in a while." ”
"Well, the weather forecast says that there will be high temperatures in the next few days, so it's better to pay attention. ”
At the same time, hearing Gao Mu thank him for his opinion, Tong Mengyao was a little happier again.
"Autumn Tiger is powerful, you should pay more attention to yourself. You may not be able to hold out until the end of military training. Okay, go back, I'm going to go too. ”
waved his hand and sent Tong Mengyao back, staying on the fifth floor for too long, he was afraid that the dormitory manager aunt would come up and pick people.
Promise the other party to go up and down quickly, but you still have to talk.
"Goodbye!"
Although reluctant, he waved goodbye.
It's just that the walking posture is still enough to choke, a little tiptoe, and the smooth corridor has the effect of a fingerboard.
Gao Mu, who had retreated two steps, stood up again and called out to Tong Mengyao: "Wait a minute, I still have something to say." ”
Walking like flying, before the voice landed, the person was already standing by Tong Mengyao's side.
As a thief, he looked left and right with a weak heart, pressed one hand on the wall, and then moved closer to Tong Mengyao, and whispered in her ear: "Do you have an aunt towel?"
Watt!???
Ten million camels came to the steppe and began to run back and forth on it!
The nursery rhyme dream is really confused, the brain is blank, and the thinking is completely down.
Because he was approached by Gao Mu, he pressed too hard against the wall, and the green silk that was almost buried in the collar raised his head shyly.
The four eyes are facing each other, full of incredible, and the ruddy slowly appears.
This magical question, how could Gao Mu ask such a private question, does he need to use an aunt's towel for a big man?
When did humans evolve again, and the evolution was so intense, why didn't she learn such knowledge?
Or is it that Gao Mumen is a female woman?
When people are overstimulated, some inexplicable ideas will come up, weird ideas that are detached from reality.
"Yes, yes, do you want to use it?"
Mustering up the courage to ask such a sentence, Tong Mengyao lowered her head again, and buried it deeper this time.
All Gao Mu could see was her fully cooked swan neck.
Delicious goose neck!
"I don't need to!"
Gao Mu's attention was always around, his two ears were pricked up, at most he was distracted by the perfect goose neck with an elegant arc, and he didn't notice Tong Mengyao's emotional changes at this time.
blurted out: "It's not me who uses ......"
It's just that before the words were spoken, the cranky Tong Mengyao rushed to the front and said a new judgment: "Then who are you for......
The second half of the sentence "Is it a girlfriend" was also not said, and Gao Mu took the topic back again: "Of course it's for you." ”
"Ah, I ......" The exquisite goose neck turned into a sauce goose neck, and the surprised eyes looked at Gao Mu again, and stammered and bit the lip: "I don't need it, time, time is not right!"
With her hands behind her back, she grabbed her clothes nervously, feeling as aggrieved as a little daughter-in-law.
Too shy, is she crazy?
How to discuss such a private topic with Gao Mu, or maintain such an ambiguous posture.
"I know you don't need to ......" as he spoke, and quickly braked urgently: "Hey, I didn't mean to let you use it like that!"
Sweating, sweating like rain.
After saying this, Gao Mu regretted it so much that he burst out his frightened eyes.
What did he say, is this preparing for death?
Fortunately, Tong Mengyao did not have the violent factor, and did not have the slightest intention of doing anything to Gao Mu.
In fact, he has been cut off by Gao Mu's five senses, his soul wanders outside the world, and he is possessed by a vegetative person.
Even the ruddy on his body disappeared, and he was embarrassed and pale.
Anyone who said this to her would be judged to be "X" harassment, but this came out of Gao Mu's mouth.
Except for the impropriety and some small disappointments, there is no such thing as a reprimand.
"I, I, I ......"
The sharp-toothed Gao Mu couldn't say the second word, and he didn't say this kind of thing in front of Feifei Wong.
You can't say this in front of Feifei Wong, this is a kind of disrespect, let alone the big girl of Huanghua, Tong Mengyao, who has no intimate relationship with him?
If this was in ancient times, it would be better than forcing a woman to jump off a building.
Frightened and with great regret, Gao Mu directly gave himself a big mouth to cure the stammer.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. This time, I didn't even dare to mention the specific name, and the abbreviation referred to: "I told you about this aunt, which you used during military training, hey, I can't say it clearly, you can read it directly!"
After speaking, as soon as his feet moved, he took off his shoes automatically, and he was not afraid that his sweaty feet would make Tong Mengyao faint.
Squatted down, picked up the stinky shoes, and shook them in front of Tong Mengyao's eyes, stirring up the space, and the flavor was boundless.
"Ahh
When she saw the aunt in Gao Mu's shoes, Tong Mengyao suddenly covered her mouth.
Piercing the fog and seeing the light of day, she finally understood everything.
All the previous conjectures and misunderstandings, the smoky smell from the liberation shoes, the smoke disappeared.
I see.
It turns out that the aunt still has such a use, no wonder Gao Mu said that he doesn't need a band-aid, no wonder there are no blisters on his feet.
All of this turned out to be the credit of my aunt.