Chapter Twenty-Eight: It's Up, It's Not Okay
Lin Jue opened a bottle of Lafite, sniffed it, and said intoxicatedly: "Sure enough, it's a good wine, ten bottles, I'm embarrassed to drink it alone, let's accompany me." ”
Well?
Fang Jiahao and that boy brother were stunned, of course they want to drink, grass, are they ruining it for you?
Lin Jue saw them pretending to fall into the quilt and shake, and said very rustically: "Come on, come on, blow the bottle, your way of drinking is too unpleasant, just ask if you dare?"
Lafite in '82, you brought me a bottle?
Fang Jiahao was angry and laughed, it was really a turtle, but in order to drink Lin Jue to death, he immediately picked up a bottle and said with a smile: "Since the little brother is so bold, then I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman." ”
Lin Jue's eyes were playful, and he thought secretly: "You are really right, your life is really sacrificed here." ”
Goo-goo!
Lin Jue raised his head and dried, put the empty bottle down, wiped his mouth, it was really cool.
Fang Jiahao and the boy looked at each other, for the sake of big things, do it.
After a bottle, an abnormal flush appeared on the faces of the two people.
Lin never gave them time to breathe, and another bottle was dry, the bottle was heavy, his eyes were dizzy, and he said in a daze: "It's up, it's almost gone." ”
Fang Jiahao was overjoyed, quickly picked up another bottle, gritted his teeth and went down.
Brother Gongzi also scolded secretly, so he had to follow suit.
Fang Jiahao's tongue trembled a little and said, "Little brother, isn't this good? Isn't it a man? Don't let Ruoya down." ”
Lin Jue immediately shouted like a drunken man, "Come again, who is not a man yet." ”
Trembling and opening the wine bottle, Lin Jue staggered and dried the third bottle.
When the others saw Lin Jue like this, they all felt that they were about to collapse, and they might be in the hospital immediately.
Fang Jiahao was drunk, and he couldn't hide his thoughts anymore, and said with disdain: "Boy, it's not good, you are far from fighting with Lao Tzu." ”
Lin Jue's eyes flashed with a cold light, but his face was drunk, and he asked in a daze: "You haven't dried the third bottle yet, who said I can't do it, you drink it, let's come again." ”
Fang Jiahao shouted: "Give me back the shout, grass, you can't die if you drink, count it on me." ”
Then, pick up the third bottle and drink it with your head up.
It's just that there was a sudden churn in his stomach, Fang Jiahao screamed, vomited, his head was heavy, he didn't stand firmly, and knocked down two tables and chairs.
"Brother Jiahao, what's wrong with you?"
The boy screamed in surprise, and hurriedly stepped forward to support him, but he didn't drink as much as Fang Jiahao, the two bottles were already dying, and as soon as he moved, he fell to the ground and just smashed on Fang Jiahao, Fang Jiahao suddenly screamed like a pig.
Everyone else was stunned, and Su Ruoya also reacted, and hurriedly looked at Lin Jue.
Lin Jue changed his crumbling posture, his face was cold, his eyes were clear, how could he be a little drunk, and said with a smile: "This is not over? ”
Lin Jue pulled Fang Jiahao up and asked with a sneer: "Is it a man, don't you want to drink me to death?" Why am I still fine, you just fell." ”
Fang Jiahao barely opened his eyes, his head was like a ton of lead poured into it, he couldn't lift it up, and said weakly: "You wait, grab Su Ruoya with Lao Tzu, you look for death." ”
"You're the one who is looking for death. ”
Lin Jue said coldly, and in the exclamation of Su Ruoya and the others, he grabbed the wine bottle and inserted it into Fang Jiahao's throat, and the remaining third bottle of wine completely entered Fang Jiahao's stomach.
Fang Jiahao only felt that his stomach was like *** exploding, rolling around, and he couldn't help but die.
Lin Jue clapped his hands: "Trash, it's only three bottles of wine, just like this." ”
The devil, definitely a devil.
This is the rest of the people's opinion of Lin Jue, they originally wanted to cooperate with Fang Jiahao to perform, obliterate Lin Jue, and pursue Su Ruoya, but they didn't expect that as soon as they came up, they would directly give this pretending pig to eat a tiger, and three bottles of wine would be thrown down, which was too fierce.
Lin absolutely smiled at Su Ruoya and said: "Wife, don't blame me, you classmates have bad intentions, and besides, I didn't drink less, it's interesting enough, I can only say that he was unlucky and met me, a wine fairy." ”
Su Ruoya didn't want to say anything, are you drinking?
However, Su Ruoya was very happy, and Lin Jue saved her from Fang Jiahao's harassment again, especially the big glass of wine that Fang Jiahao poured, which obviously wanted to get her drunk with sinister intentions.
In the end, the meal was over, and the others carried Fang Jiahao and the boy to the hospital.
Lin Jue took Su Ruoya to the roadside stall.
Lin Jue ordered barbecue and beer, and said with a smile: "I want to eat more kidneys and leeks, so that you can be happy, wife." ”
Su Ruoya pinched Lin Jue's waist fiercely, blushing and said, "You're going to die, there are still people here, how shameful." Besides, I won't allow you to do that to me. ”
Lin Jue immediately begged for mercy: "Wow, wow, wow, murdering my husband, it's unreasonable." ”
really convinced this superb husband, Su Ruoya quickly let go, people who didn't know really thought she was bullying Lin Jue.
"Shut up, what's it called, it's a dead man. ”
Lin Jue smiled and said proudly: "As long as you are thick-skinned, the gods will give way." ”
"What kind of crooked reasoning are you, you are thick-skinned and reasonable, right, what kind of person?"
Su Ruoya was defeated by Lin Jue's scoundrels, and she couldn't cry or laugh.
The fragrant barbecue was served, and Lin Jue diligently served Su Ruoya vegetarian dishes, and after three years, he knew that Su Ruoya was not used to eating meat.
The barbecue boss wiped his apron and said with a smile: "This little brother is so blessed, marrying such a beautiful wife, just like a heavenly maiden descending to earth." ”
Being praised by others, Su Ruoya was happy and shy.
Lin Jue said loudly: "That's not, my wife is a little fairy, boss, you have a vision, but there is still something lacking." ”
The honest boss smiled and asked, "I don't have any culture, dare to ask the little brother, what is lacking?"
Lin Jue looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, and sighed: "It's true that my wife is beautiful, but I am also Yushu Linfeng Xiaolangjun, a talented man and a woman, haven't you noticed it, boss?"
The boss's expression suddenly became very exciting, and he stopped talking, and finally smiled embarrassedly: "I'm short-sighted, my eyes are not very good, I'm sorry." ”
Su Ruoya swooped, didn't hold back, and smiled like a flower.
Lin Jue clutched his chest in pain, his eyes glazed.
Your sister's myopia and bad eyes?
Then why can you see Su Ruoya's beauty and not my chic?
"A simple and honest man, it's terrible. ”
Lin Jue said sadly.
Su Ruoya took out two red tickets and didn't let the boss find money.
Looking at the backs of Lin Jue and Su Ruoya leaving, the boss's honest expression changed, and he hummed at the helper boy: "I understand, Lao Tzu is called wisdom, and when I see that kid is eating soft rice, it is not enough." So as long as you make that beauty happy, you don't need to find this money, hehe, boss, I'm talented, right?"
"Talented, talented. ”
The helper boy didn't even think about it, and the sycophants crackled.
Lin Jue's hearing is far from human, so he naturally heard the conversation between the boss and the helper boy clearly, and sighed: "In these years, the stalls are all human spirits, and everyone is an actor." ”
......
Fang Jiahao was lying on the hospital bed with a sad face, and the doctor had just told him that he had to wash his stomach until he drank until his stomach was perforated.
Fang Jiahao smashed his fist on the hospital bed, his face was bruised, it was so embarrassing, the image of a successful elite man originally created in Su Ruoya's heart was gone.
In retrospect, yesterday that kid was clearly pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, deliberately provoking him to fight for wine, but it was still a good wine, and in the end he didn't kill that kid, and actually put himself in.
I have to clean up that damn son-in-law, Fang Jiahao forcibly suppressed his anger and dialed a phone call: "Hey, Brother Wang Bao, didn't that kid offend your Wang family? ”