When it comes to this kind of topic, Xu Lixia is like a fish drinking water, free and cheerful. She tilted her head to look at Zhang Benmin, and laughed secretly, thinking that the old lady was stunned of you in other places, but in this matter between men and women, can you still win a few alleys.

Zhang Benmin saw Xu Lixia's eyes shining with determination, just like the super confident spirit forged by an excellent professional in the fire, which is really awe-inspiring, oh, it may be more accurate to say that he stood up solemnly. "Well, the little sister-in-law seems to be quite satisfied with her weeping melon, and even proud. Zhang Benmin grabbed his pants, lifted his crotch, touched it, and patted it gently.

Xu Lixia shook her chin and smiled, "For men, weapons are very important, they are definitely a hundred times stronger than an inch long, and it is difficult to show your face when you are an inch short, is it difficult for you little bean sprouts to take it out and be scary?"

"Where do you dare in front of you, the little aunt has been on the battlefield for a long time, what kind of weapon has not been seen? But you should also know that eating bamboo shoots and pinching small tender tips, with a pestle just to taste fresh, what kind of taste is not to mention, from a practical point of view, it is very good for the body, and it can be greatly replenished. In the ancient court, there was a profession called 'Full Moon Sheng', that is, a man of my size, who went in to work for a month, and then was fired. Do you know what this month is all about?"

"What are you doing? Are you playing tricks on those women in the harem?"

"Oh, yes!" Zhang Benmin lowered his voice, "Pick the first yang, consolidate the original yin." This is also the experience and wisdom left by our ancestors, but now we don't pay attention to it, and we can't pay attention to it, after all, it is the destruction of our youth. ”

"Why are you talking about this, that is, your little bean sprouts are very expensive? But that won't last long, and in a few years, when you come out, the little bean sprouts will also become yam sticks, and what is the early sun?"

"I'll talk about it later, don't you have it now, in fact, what I'm talking about is just a truth, it's just doing that kind of thing, it's completely high-end enjoyment, but you have to be born with that kind of heart, how to say, it's to have the realm of Luan Feng and Ming. If it's a vulgar person, then what's the point of paying attention to, as soon as the pants are pulled, just look at the length and thickness, and then pound it. ”

"Look, you're turning around and scolding me for being vulgar. Xu Lixia snorted and stuffed the sweet potato into the stove.

"No, absolutely not. Zhang Benmin waved his hand, "I haven't finished my words yet, why don't you look at the actual conditions? In our mountain village, of course, we won't talk about anything that is not of grade, just hit it happily." ”

"Bah, then what are you doing with me, it doesn't make any sense, and in the end it doesn't depend on the size. ”

"You don't understand my intentions, little aunt, you are an expert in this area, if you don't know a little more, how can you show your strength?"

"Come on, you, talk about that bit of hanging and hanging, let's wait for you to be a big year, it's really a little awkward to intervene with you now. ”

"What's wrong?"

"You're as big as national defense, so I'm embarrassed. ”

"Okay, it looks like you're pretty traditional. Zhang Benmin rubbed the tip of his nose and smiled, "Then, when you said the weeping melon just now, it seems that you are quite energetic, why aren't you awkward?"

"It's different. Xu Lixia unscrewed the two buttons, and took out the left hanging melon from the collar of her shirt, "What's this, the first grade of national defense is still holding and drinking milk." ”

At this moment, Zhang Benmin's eyes widened, this Xu Lixia's "weeping melon" is really fucking like a big weeping melon!

"What's the eye, right?" Xu Lixia pulled her neckline and put the big hanging melon in, "Haven't you seen it?"

"Don't brag about it, strictly speaking, you can't be big, it should be long. Zhang Benmin stepped forward and weighed it through his clothes, "Damn it, it's really a thief." ”

"I'm not just long, it's soft and mumbled inside, unlike Dong Xiyun's, and hers is not short, but there's nothing in it, it's a deflated skin, it's ugly, let alone playing. ”

Zhang Benmin couldn't help but shake his head and laugh secretly, where is this, when did this comparison standard arise, not bigger, not bigger, just her mother's long. Perhaps when a certain age is reached, women may only have long capital left. "Is it your age that looks at the length?" he asked.

"Then what else can you see? The man is rubbing and rubbing, and the child is still dragging the milk, how can it be bulging like a big girl for a long time?"

"Oh, not necessarily. Zhang Benmin suddenly remembered Luo Caihua, "The fat lady of Zheng Chengxi's family on the old dog day, doesn't it look like a lot?"

"Huh!" Xu Lixia looked disdainful, "You said Luo Caihua, she is a fart there, but in fact, she can only be called fatty meat, not even breasts, let alone milk." ”

"Oh, no wonder Zheng Chengxi is happy to run towards you, when he is doing trouble with his mother-in-law, he hugs and touches it, just like playing a fat pig. Zhang Benmin held back a smile, "That, that's really a funny picture." ”

Xu Lixia giggled, now she doesn't mind Zhang Benmin talking about her Zheng Chengxi, "What you said is true, but I don't understand what he Liu Shengli is doing? ”

"You're too superficial, little sister-in-law. Zhang Benmin thought about it secretly, smiled, and said, "Liu Shengli is doing Luo Caihua, do you think it's just for that big slap?"

"And what else?"

"Absolutely. Zhang Benmin lowered his voice again, "He, Liu Shengli, is to give Zheng Chengxi a hat!"

"Oh! yes. Xu Lixia couldn't help but widen her eyes, "Also, I really can't see that Liu Shengli has a bit of a brain." ”

"Wolves have wolf roads, snakes have snake roads, who doesn't have a small abacus?" Zhang Benmin said with a straight face, "So, you still have to think more about doing things, what kind of handle do you have between Liu Shengli and Luo Caihua? ”

"What's right, then, what does that have to do with me?"

"Why doesn't it matter? You might as well think about it this way, you don't know when Liu Shengli prepared the hat for Zheng Chengxi, and you don't know when you take it out, maybe you still keep carrying it. If you shake it out without knowing the severity, he Liu Shengli will definitely hate you to death, and then his mind will be hot, and he will take up a pickaxe and kill your whole family, is it worth it?"

Xu Lixia shook her head in panic.

"Also, have you thought about Zheng Chengxi's feelings?" Zhang Benmin continued, "Zheng Chengxi of the old dog day is not a fool, maybe he will beat him up at that time, saying that Liu Shengli and Luo Caihua are completely innocent, so you can get rid of the green hat, right?"

"Well, yes, it's possible. ”

"That's right, when that time comes, do you think Zheng Chengxi, who is annoyed and angry, will also hate you to the bone?"

"Possibly, possibly. Xu Lixia nodded again and again.

"Isn't that enough, you say, what benefits can you get? Of course, you can be unassuming, wait for Liu Shengli to become the secretary of the brigade, and secretly blackmail him, but he can be easily pinched by others? Besides, maybe he will climb into your bed as the secretary of the brigade at that time, and what benefits do you want or not?"