Chapter Thirty-Eight: Improve My Peach Blossom Luck!

Ye Xun was amused by this old guy, drinking like this, and asked him to drink with the patrol envoy, I don't know if he will cry when he wakes up.

He activated the terrifying power on the bronze plaque, and quickly injected it into his body, turning into twelve beams of light around him, setting off himself as a walking god's mansion.

"Yue Lao, don't wake up yet!"

Six words, six terrifying sound waves emanated, shaking the fairy clouds and shaking the old man's beard flying wildly.

The terrifying coercion swept through the sky, directly sobering up half of Yue Lao's wine.

Yue Lao felt a chill in his spine, and a power that was superior to the immortals locked on him.

Gradually, the eyes regained their clarity, and the wine was completely gone.

"Peng!"

He knelt directly on the ground, and the whole person was stupid.

The immortals of the Heavenly Court burned all the portraits of Ye Xun and spread them specially, just to avoid encountering patrol envoys who would do anything out of the ordinary, and then be arrested and sent to the Heavenly Prison for labor reform.

He's seen it too, but...

"Old Yue, woke up so soon, this official still thought that he had to cast some spells to make you sober up!" Ye Xun's tone was full of banter and playfulness.

Yue Lao's face instantly turned into a bitter gourd face, and he shouted: "Patrol atonement, patrol atonement!"

"It's the old man who doesn't know Mount Tai, doesn't know how to patrol the envoy, and neglects you, please don't blame you. ”

Ye Xun had a cold face: "Hmph, it seems that you don't know where you are wrong, so the crime is one more serious!"

"This official has always been merciful, and he is extrajudicial to Erlang God, Zhang Tianshi and others, but you are old, you can bear it!"

Yue Lao was frightened by this breath, his old face turned pale, and there was no red light, and he cried: "My lord, this is the first time I have drunk today, and my daily work has been completed, so I won't go to prison, right?"

"See for yourself. ”

Ye Xun raised his hand and drew a mirror, and the scene reflected in it was exactly what he did when he was drunk just now.

What's wrong is wrong, and it's clear to mix these words with any of them.

When Yue Lao saw it, his face turned the color of pig liver, and his whole body trembled.

Messing around with the mandarin duck spectrum is a matter of the balance of human marriage, which is a great felony, and it is not an ordinary absenteeism that can be compared, as a moon elder, he knows this very well.

immediately knelt at Ye Xun's feet, grabbed his trouser legs with both hands, and old tears flowed.

"My lord, I'm getting old, and I really can't stand the three major labor reforms in prison, and I ask you to be extrajudicial, just give me such a chance!"

"Decay promises... Promise never to do it again!"

Ye Xun looked at him coldly, thoughtful but silent.

Yue Lao's face was even more panicked, the aftermath of the previous suppression of Erlang God had not been settled, and he didn't dare to resist at all.

He hurriedly took out a few pills from his pocket and begged, "My lord, these are a few pills to assist in cultivation, look, look... Can this matter be let go?"

"Let you go, this matter is a bit difficult, tsk..."Ye Xun hesitated, and suddenly said: "Forget it, this matter can't be solved by Dan Bhutan medicine." ”

"Don't, my lord!" Yue Lao snorted and cried: "Isn't this enough, I have other treasures, otherwise..."

At this time, Ye Xun interrupted him.

Said lightly: "That's it, I'm the most benevolent and righteous, look at you an old man who is lonely, if you go to the prison to raise pigs and farm or something, then you won't have much hope in this life." ”

"Yes, yes!" Yue Lao agreed with a bitter face.

"On the condition of this, you can help me change something in your marriage book. Ye Xun said lightly.

"Change things, yes, yes!" Yue Lao agreed without thinking about it, as if he saw the hope of survival.

As long as he doesn't go into prison, he will do whatever he wants.

"I don't know whose line the patrol envoy wants to lead? I can't control it, after all, they are all immortals... Hey. Yue Lao said with a smile.

Ye Xun raised his eyebrows: "Don't worry, it's just for you to lead the marriage line in the world, but I want you to lead it differently." ”

"For example, if a man has three wives and four concubines, you have to make sure that the man's wives can get along with each other, and... Ahem, you know!"

As he spoke, he gave Yue Lao a look.

"It's... I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, it's not the standard of old matchmaking!"

Ye Xun is not happy, let you be an old thing, you still push back.

He suddenly picked up Yue Lao with both hands, patted the dust on his shoulders for him, and said sentimentally: "Alas, your old man has entered the prison to take care of himself, after all, mining is very tiring, and you have to farm at night, it is difficult for your old man." ”

"My lord, you..."

It is a rule-breaking matchmaking in this way, so if Yue Lao does what Ye Xun said, he will consume his immortal power, and it may take hundreds of years to recover.

"Alright, my lord, I'll help you... As long as you spare me this time, it's good to take care of my little brother on weekdays. Yue Lao gritted his teeth and said, his old cheeks full of sorrow.

Ye Xun nodded amusedly, this old man is not stupid, he is much smarter than Yang Jian, and he knows that he is the eldest brother.

This is an iron thigh, as long as you hold it tightly, will there be that one in Heaven who dares to follow Yue Laoheng in the future?

After Yue Lao got Ye Xun's name, he began to quickly look up his marriage book, and finally let him find it in the vast sea of people not long after.

"My lord, your marriage is already very good... Fate is a peach blossom, the wind and the moon are boundless... There will be several wives in the future!" Yue Lao said with a wry smile.

Ye Xun squinted at him: "Really?"

Then he said calmly, but shamelessly: "Hurry up, change it for me again, I want all wives to be able to get along in harmony, and there are many children and grandchildren!"

"Also... Adjust the height of my peach blossom luck to me a little higher. ”

"!" Yue Lao couldn't help but burst into foul mouth, this Nima was asking too much, he didn't know how much he would lose in this way.

"What, do you have an opinion?" Ye Xun glanced at him, full of threats.

Yue Lao trembled all over, and he could only adjust his scalp, otherwise if he entered the prison, it would really be called heaven and earth, and the earth would not work.

I saw that he was holding the marriage book in his left hand and a pen in his right hand, and began to write on the marriage book continuously, and bunches of red light bloomed, which were Ye Xun's peach blossom luck.

The old man was struggling to sketch, not a fake, sweating profusely, and getting weaker and weaker.

In fact, the two things of having children and grandchildren and women living in harmony are not his job at all, they are completely coerced and forced to change with their own immortal power.

A quarter of an hour later, Yue Lao collapsed directly to the ground from exhaustion.

As if the fairy qi had been drained by the goblin, he said weakly: "My lord, the old man has already helped you get it, and all your requirements have been completed." ”